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The best part about it is that everything here, the whole store, it's

touchscreen now.

That's not cool.

We've got a little promotion today, too. We're giving away these. They're the

one -time use phone.

What's that?

Oh, it's a little, you know, like a prepaid phone card.

But it's for one -time use. You can make a call.

I can make a call with this?

Yeah, dial your cell phone number into the paper phone with your fingers.

Your cell phone.

Good. Three.

Three.

Did you do it?

Did you hit, you dialed the number? Yeah. Yeah. Here, hold up your phone and

back up a little bit so it doesn't get feedback, right? I pressed.

Dial.

See?

Answer.

Hello?

Can you put it on speaker?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's working.

I need to put you on Snapchat. Oh, yeah. Oh, on Snapchat.

Okay. Let me see the phone you're talking with. Right.

Okay.

Okay.

See that?

Talking into, it's a new disposable phone, right?

One -time use.

You got a chip on the back.

And then this one will go, even though it's just paper, I can press pound key

and this will go speaker.

No way.

Then it can do one more thing. Once it's made a call, you draw like a little,

you connect the ink from the chip, and see how all those buttons are there?

You've got to connect all the buttons in one continuous box without letting go

of the ink.

Because there's micro wires running through embedded in the paper, so it has

connect all of them, and then you can write one thing to text.

Oh, my God.

Like, what do you want to write? You want to write your name?

Say what?

You could do this one last thing. You should do this, too, because I'll give

one to take home.

What did that say?

Okay, cool. Now you take it and you fold the microchip over the text.

In half? Yeah, fold the whole thing in half and press that microchip down.

it. Yeah, hold it, hold it.

No.

Did you do it?

Let me see, let me see, let me see.

Let me see.

Oh, my God.

Wait, let me see that.

No way. Let me see, let me see. Is that what you wrote, really? That's what I

wrote. Oh, my God, dude.

He talked to me. I know. They were telling me about the ink thing. I never

it. Let me get some new ones that have just been charged up, and I'll give you

guys one, okay?

One each? Yeah, one each. Okay, I'll be right back.

We're doing a pay -it -forward program, too.

It's like gift cards.

They actually, when someone comes in and makes a transaction, we give out a gift

card to them to give to someone else.

So who would you want to give it to?

Can I give it to my wife?

Yeah, sure. You can give it to your wife.

Great. So the way it works, so, and your name is? Mahmoud. Mahmoud.

Okay. So there's a mic right here. So I would say, yeah, you press it down.

Watch this. And I go, Mahmoud.

And you, what's your name?

Tonda.

And if they did it right, it

makes the.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Did I spell it right?

Everything's spelled right.

is it yeah the voice recognition systems holy yeah and it's integrated in

like they're getting me kidding me no i know what's happening right now yeah i

don't know how it does it i know this has a wire on it oh my yeah dude

yeah so i guess i gotta see another one Well, because then it'll really be...

Can I give it to another person?

You're getting funny, right?

If you bring someone else, I'll have them... Oops.

Did I press that?

Did it beep?

Well, then we can... I heard it.

Did I press that?

I just said that.

Yeah.

I'm going to void this one. I'll be right back, okay? And then I'll do my

Sorry about that. You can bring someone else in, but let me void that one. I'll

get in trouble.

Is there any reward fees on my Best Buy card on these?

I don't know if that's how it is.

Yeah, you get one of the... There's giveaways, so you can pick one of them

And I was just trying to figure this one out.

It's like an app for coffee.

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

I know. I don't know if I would actually... I was using it before. I

get it to do it.

But you can take one if you want.

Is that a little taker?

Well, no.

It plugs into your car to keep it warm.

Really? Yeah.

And it actually, like... Yeah, you just put water in it. Cool. You don't need

grounds or anything. It's, like, all electric.

Let me see. This goes there.

Yeah, that plugs in, and you have to kind of, you plug your phone into this

part, and this electrically charges the bottom.

And there's something with a resonance, and you just put water inside.

And it starts heating it?

Yeah, it starts heating it up. And it's fat. Look at that. Do you see that? You

can see the steam on it.

Oh, wow. Like, that's fat.

Is it hot? Yeah, careful. Don't burn yourself.

Yeah. Okay, cool.

Put the rest on it.

Cap it.

And pick, like, one of the coffees.

I've pressed, uh...

French vanilla.

Wait, it'll turn into that?

Yeah, see?

No way.

Yeah. What?

That's really cool. I mean, it's not really coffee.

It's really energy water.

So it doesn't taste like coffee?

No, it tastes exactly like coffee. Oh, really?

Yeah, and you leave it plugged in and it's hot like that, but if you unplug

look at this, feel that.

It instantaneously becomes iced coffee.

Yeah, I haven't tasted it. It smells like it, though. I mean, it smells

like coffee.

So weird. Yeah.

You can take a sip if you want. I actually haven't sipped it today.

Is that, like, just any water? Yeah, just water. Just any water.

And the water tastes... The water's fine.

Yeah, have him drink that. I'll figure this out for you. I'll be right back.

Okay. What is it?

It's good.

Does it taste like coffee? Yeah.

Really? It tastes good, yeah.

Okay, we're taking one of these for free, yeah.

For free? Just leave it right here.

Wait, what?

Okay, so you can put this thing into your car.

Yeah. Like that.

And it makes coffee out of water.

And then you pick which flavor you want from this app. Wait, what?

And then it makes it.

Oh, let's try peppermint or something.

It's a furniture warehouse, but more importantly, it's just a place where

anything can happen.

We just got a shipment in from an estate sale.

Uh -huh. So do we unwrap everything and kind of look at it? Yeah.

Yeah, we unwrap it and put tags on it. So how can I help you the best? Do you

want me to wrap everything and let you look at it? Well, you might be better

at knowing what's good. I mean, usually I have my friend Sandy helping me out.

She has a good idea. So, I mean, this looks more modern. Yeah, watch it.

something inside it.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

That was inside here. Yes, sir. Okay.

Yeah, interesting.

Okay, so. It's a decent piece. It's a decent piece?

All right. What you can do then, you can take a tag.

Okay. And right on there, I'll give you the number.

Okay. It's 426.

Mm -hmm. And just put your initials on it so that they know.

I'll be like, who's JJ?

As long as they know somebody here looked at it.

Maybe just get it around his neck. All right.

Good.

Yes. Perfect.

Okay, good. That's JJ's little angel.

Then let's put it in a box. Okay.

Okay, let me get a piece of paper.

We wrap it in paper here.

I'm going to put that inside a box.

There you go.

Yeah.

I will get... Good.

Perfect.

Do you guys want them to fold in? Oh, yeah. What we can do is probably just

a little piece of tape on it. Okay. All right. That's fine. Yeah, great.

Yeah, put a piece of little tape over the top.

Good. Good.

So this is, you said, a good item.

Yeah. So then that we're going to put here. This is where I'm putting all the

good stuff that they're going to look through later.

Okay. Okay, and make a decision. Okay.

So the safe is good too, right? Yeah. You don't see any damage or anything.

Only thing that's questionable is there's no key and now it's locked.

Unless they have a combination somewhere.

Oh, look, look, look. It's at the bottom.

Yeah, it's on the bottom.

See, it says that there. Is that it?

One, two, three, four. Yeah, let me look.

One, two, three, four.

Oh, shoot, shoot, shoot.

Yikes. We want to keep it a good item.

Yeah.

What?

Did it smash it?

Where did it go?

What's that? Yeah, it flew out. It's not even in there anymore.

It flew out? Yeah.

I have no idea.

It flew away.

The angel did not want to be contained.

It's gone.

It flew out.

Guess what?

What? Angels really do have wings. What's that?

Angels really do have wings.

Angels really do have wings.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to pretend that we didn't find that. Yeah, we're going to... I'm just

going to fold that form.

Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know anything, right?

All right, so... One, two, three, four. Let's see if we can... One, two, three,

four pound.

Okay. Okay.

Here we go.

And it opens. Okay, good.

You and I just folded up that angel, didn't we?

Wait, what?

Me and you just folded up that angel. Yes.

That's freaky. And you know we put it in the box.

Are you kidding me? We put it in the box. For sure we put it in the box. That

has to be a different... Wait a minute, what's...

That's crazy.

That's your tag? That is freaky.

This thing does not want to be in that box.

It wants to be in here.

That thing does not want to be sold off and traded, I'm telling you.

Here we go.

Yeah, we'll put it down right here. Okay.

Wow, okay.

Yeah, down here's good.

Oh, it's kind of cold.

This one? Yeah, it must have been sitting out there for a while. He

it on his driveway.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Okay.

Was this a donation?

Yeah. Apparently it's his mother -in -law's couch.

Oh, okay.

It's like... Any rips on the side there?

No. Pretty good, right?

Yeah, look.

Let's take the plastic off from the front.

Oh, yeah.

Is it a... Oh, it's a pull -out.

Oh, that's why it's so heavy.

Oh. Yeah, let's try it. We've got to check and see if it works, you know?

Yeah. See if the mattress is in good shape.

Yeah.

See,

I don't have any leverage unless it's, like, held down. Yeah, pull.

Okay.

It's a lazy boy.

Yeah, pull it out and see if it opens all the way.

Yeah.

It is.

Whoa. Well, those got...

These are both, like, kind of like sweat.

Hello?

Where did she just come from?

Right there. Excuse me, miss. You can't be inside here.

You can't be inside this store.

No. Are you okay?

Yeah. Oh.

Okay.

Yeah. Did she just come in from here? No, right here. She was in the mattress.

Huh? She was in the mattress.

No, come on. Wait.

I turned around.

She was in the mattress.

She was inside the couch.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, this is crazy.

That's when I'm like... I don't think this guy... I just came from this guy's

house. He said it was his mother -in -law's couch. I don't know if that's

Like, we should probably... Oh, my gosh. That was crazy. That's why I was like,

wait, whoa, hold up. I thought she came running and laid down when I was

turning... No, no, no. She was in the couch, and I just drove with it.

Oh, my gosh. It had a person in it. Wait.

Oh, my God.

I drove with that thing, and he had it on his driveway, like, standing upright,

and we loaded it in there and everything.

Oh, my gosh.

That's crazy.

People get folded up in these things all the time. A lot of times, you know,

they can't find something for weeks. And, you know, after a party, you know,

lot of times people, they're cleaning up in the morning, and they don't realize

someone's sleeping in there.

Really? Yeah, when you're not aware that someone could be, you know, stowing

away inside your furniture.

Wow.

That would freak me out if I open this one day somebody bought this couch and

yeah, yeah, that's why we checked Wow Everything's fine.

She's totally fine.

That's my fault. Hang on one second House of Horrors

I'm

hair engineer.

You like what I did?

I engineered that myself.

Styled it.

Styling.

Hi.

Hi. How are you doing? Good, how are you? All right. Are you Donna?

I'm Sydney. Oh, Sydney. Oh, okay. Are you sitting under the machine? What are

you getting done?

I think I'm waiting for Christian.

Ah, you're going to see a real stylist.

I just know how to operate the machine. Oh, what does the machine do?

Oh, you know, just ordinary styling stuff.

Yeah, because the industry is just going to all be about the machine. Right. You

know, like everything else.

Right? Oh, you're Donna. Oh, come on over here. I'm sorry.

How are you? Good, how are you? I'm Kiernan.

Nice to meet you. Okay, so you're doing the machine?

Yes. Okay, and where are you going?

Wedding. Oh, is that the picture they showed me with the ribbon stuff, the

ribbon work? Okay, you're going to get like a whole.

Okay, good. Have a seat right on over here.

Okay, there you are.

And, oh, you know what? I should lay the ribbon first.

I'm so interested to see what's going to happen. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, it's

like, it's pretty simple.

straightforward stuff so i'm just going to loosely pile the ribbon on top of

your hair okay right right like i say i'm not i'm not a stylist i'm not very

good with my hands you know artistically or anything so simple stuff for me and

lower it down put it in place right here like that okay good how is that that

comfortable okay good

Okay, you see one laser light now on your right eye.

That'll be lining up. Tell me when that's lined up. Yep.

And another one on your left eye. Yep. Okay, good. That should be lined up.

Okay, I'm going to press the button. Are you ready?

I'm ready. Here we go.

How do we do? Oh, look at that.

What? That is beautiful.

Oh, great job.

Really great job. Let me see under the light over here.

Okay. Oh, that is great. Look at that.

Oh, that looks beautiful. Is that too tight? No. Oh, wow. The whole looping of

the ribbon.

Thank you so much. That's it, right? You're set? Okay.

Bye. So the rest of the bridesmaids, they should have come and seen me. I

definitely will.

Wow. Yeah.

It's called Style Mate.

Style Mate from Style Tech.

That is crazy.

You just come with your hair washed and straightened.

Washed it? Well, not even straightened. Just washed, towel dry.

And they come in. It can be dry or towel dry. We'll mist it. Uh -huh. And, you

know, you could upload the style you want to our system before you come to

salon. Or you could bring on a thumb drive, and I'm just here to press the

buttons. That is crazy.

Yeah, we don't get hair on the floor. Right. Because you used to have to sweep

it up.

Aaron wants you to groom Roxy here.

To curl Roxy? Yeah, to groom her. To groom Roxy? Yeah.

Am I a dog groomer now? You can do it.

I'm a dog groomer.

Are you really a dog groomer?

Is it the same as hairstyling? No.

It's different, right?

Sure. I'll use the machine.

Have you done it before? No, but I saw on YouTube that you can use the style

machine for the same kind of thing.

All right, have fun. Let's try it. We'll try it. Here, I'll give it a try.

I mean, it's the same kind of care.

Okay.

Here, put it here.

Oh, yeah, okay. I'll swing it in like this.

Okay, good. Roxy?

Yeah. All right. Yeah?

All right, Roxy. Hey, there we go. There we go. Loosely pile the ribbon.

All right.

Sit up nice and high.

That's fine.

And go down just like that.

All right, perfecto. I'm going to go let Erin know we're trying it. Okay. And

I'm just going to set it to the normal setting. Roxy, you'll be good in there.

And there we go.

Oh, that's my fault. Okay, hold on. That's my bad.

What?

All right.

Sit up nice and high.

All right. And go down just like that.

All right, perfecto. I'm going to go let Aaron know we're trying it. Okay.

And I'm just going to set it to the normal setting. Roxy, you'll be good in

there. Don't you try to get out of the middle.

You okay?

And there we go.

Okay, hold on. That's my bad. One second. Give me one second. One second.

on a minute. What? Okay, that's my fault. Sit, sit, because I don't want to

start a thing. What? Just give me a second.

That's my fault. Hang on one second. What do you mean that's your fault?

No, that's my fault.

I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack. Where's the dog?

I'm going to have to do this over.

Hold on a minute.

I'm going to put that.

Perfect.

Okay, hold on. Let me reset here. You know what it is. I had it set on flop.

What? You can't make a dog switch and appear and then reappear.

I feel like I'm in a crazy house.

There you go. Here she is. Oh, my God.

Hey, hey.

No. Oh.

House of Horrors? How are you?

How are you?

There was no snow there.

There was too when I lifted it up. She was just fluffed.

Like when you're doing your clothes, if you take it out in the middle, they're

not going to...

I feel like I'm about to pass out.

No, don't pass out.

She's okay. Look, look, look. She's totally okay. I see her. She's okay. Oh,

God. No, no, no, don't, don't, don't. I feel like I'm having an out -of -body

experience. You do what? This is teamwork. No, don't, don't. Everything's

She's totally fine.

Okay. All that matters is she has a heartbeat and she's alive.

She's responding.

Yeah. That's one of those things that you learn about. Like, you don't lift it

up in mid -style.

Otherwise, you know, the subject can go through the Carbonaro effect.

Which is what?

The Carbonaro effect.

Oh, it's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show?

And you're on it right now?

Did you think you were going

crazy? I just was like, okay, I need to steal some money because I'm in a house

of whores and nobody else seems to...

Realize the dog wasn't there. Now the dog is there. Now the dog. He was

That was not fluffed. He was in the club. Oh my God.

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