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Oh, this whole thing is a touch screen.
It's a touch counter.

It's a touch salesperson.

It's a touchy store.

Touch everything and buy it.

How are you doing? I'm good.

Find everything you're looking for?

Yep. Perfect.

What are these?

Laundry bags.

Oh, that's nice. Wow, they pack up
really small, right? I know.

The travel stuff here is amazing. Oh, I
know. The travel stuff is good.

Stapler's not so good.

Travel stuff's good. Stapler's not good.
I'm going to open a new one over here.

Let me slide your purse over.

Yeah.

At least you're working all the time.
You can get whatever you want to. That's

right. Yeah.

I am no good at opening these packages.
Oh, they're horrible.

Yeah. My mom doesn't let me use her
scissors because they dull the scissors

True. Yeah.

Have you seen, you know what they have
is these things.

We started selling them too. You ever
seen the package disheller?

What does that do? Oh, it's a disheller
for this kind of stuff so you can just

pop it out like that.

So it pops out of the package.

Like this.

Okay, how'd you do this?

Because this has no way.

Yeah.

Just take the pressure that's inside,
this built -up pressure in there that

holds it.

But how the heck did you... See how it
goes like this?

Yeah, but you're just pushing it. Right.
So how did it get out?

It's bumping it out.

It's bumping it through. It gives it
like a, like you can feel it on your

Feel that? But still, it's still closed.

Right. That's what it does. It de
-shells it. So it's like still closed.

Okay. How much did that give them? This
is $30.

Oh, I got to keep that in mind.

I forgot I had it, but they're great for
anything. What is it called again?

It's the Weber Package de -sheller. De
-sheller. Yeah. So like anything that's

like that, it just, yeah, just shoots
that right out.

Try it.

No, I can't do that. You know, you're
stuck.

Yeah.

That is amazing.

That's glued, right?

Yeah, I mean, there's no... That's so
cool.

I know, that's stuff they come up with
here.

I love it.

Can I offer you some peanuts?

Oh, no, thank you. That wouldn't work,
would it? I don't think so.

Would it work with peanuts?

They're sealed, right?

I gotta try it.

No way.

Wow.

No way. Just knock them right out.

There's nothing in here. Wow.

Okay, don't forget that you have to
staple that. That's exactly right, yeah.

Oops.

No way.

You know what? It went off in my hand,
and now... Hold on a minute. Don't tell

me that you got it back in there. Yeah,
no, it went in the stapler package.

How the heck did you do that? I shot it
off in my hand when I wasn't, like,

looking at it. But you put it back in as
well? I didn't know that.

It had, yeah.

Okay, you need another one. Yeah.
Anybody else? Let me grab one really

Yeah, go. I'll be right back so I can
pull that thing out. Oh, my God.

Why'd they put these on?

It's like on the inside, it's so hard to
get.

Yeah, I'd have to like bend it in.

Maybe through here? You know what I
could do, probably?

Maybe just clean, maybe sometimes it was
dirty.

Oh, here, I'll just do this.

That's better.

How did that happen?

I was just trying to clean off the front
of the glass, and then it like... You

know how like the scanner light pops
out?

So I scanned it when you held it. Yeah.
And then I scanned it again. Well, it

didn't scan it through here. No.

It scanned it when I pulled it out.
Yeah.

How did you pull the light out? Oh, it's
just store policy, you know. It's a

safety issue, you know, for, like,
returns.

Yeah. Pretty weird, right? They don't
want people going out in the parking lot

holding this because it looks like a
gun. Oh, yeah. So that people would be

to take the light out to the parking lot
and then do it. Really? Yeah, which

makes sense.

It was just the light, though. Yeah, it
was just the, like, the red. The little

piece of light.

Yeah.

Okay, so we got it.

We got it once.

Now the battery is out. Totally. All
right, let me grab a battery. I'll be

back. One second.

And here we go.

One, two, three.

And this too, right here.

Totaling.

$222 .51.

Oh, that's down. Let me swipe it over
here for you. Okay, great.

You know what? I think it will work over
here.

Here you go.

Okay, just slide it in there.

Sorry?

I gave you my card, didn't I?

Oh, did I have it?

Yeah. Oh, you know what? I just put it.

I was just holding it.

I'm so happy one of those days have
passed.

Okay, wait a minute. Let's just retrain.

You, I said the total.

Did I put it on the table?

Let's just look.

I'm sorry.

It's totally my fault.

I did, um... Oh, wait.

Doesn't that look like a card? That
can't be, though, right?

I'm telling you, there's a card in
there.

I know, but no way could that have been
in there.

We didn't even touch it. No, I know, but
these are safety boxes. Look at this.

Here, look.

Yeah, there is a card in there. I
mean...

Suzanne?

Is that... Could that be... You know,
that is so strange.

They said that these were used for,
like, jewelry to keep them... to keep it

protected.

How would that?

That is so strange.

They just said get rid of these because
they didn't want people having these

because they said it was like suck
things in.

I mean, you touched it. Do you want
them? Because they obviously like you.

Look at me. Come closer. Come closer.

That's you.

You at home.

That's you. I'm an artist.

That's cool, right?

Yeah, I don't know what it's doing.
What? There's nothing.

Oh, that little, like, training thing
for origami.

Oh. I think you're supposed to use the
box as a guide.

Which one do you like?

I was going to do the heart.

The heart? Is that the easiest one? It
looks like it is.

Yeah, the heart. Yeah, it's like you
take, well, this is what, some guy came

and was like showing me how it works. He
didn't speak English, but he gave me

the directions, and it's just symbols,
but it's not like, like if you put, he

said you fold it in half and in half
again so that it's in quarters like

That's how you start it. You start it
like that, and then you balance it on

light stick that's inside there, which
is weird because they put the directions

inside. Exactly. You balance that like
that, and you close it.

So you do it with the box closed?

Yeah, that's what he was showing me.
Like, you would go, because that's up.

go up, then down, and push. That's what
those arrows are.

And then this is to go around like that.

And I open it, and... Yeah.

You're kidding me. No, that's what he
was showing us. That is amazing.

Yeah, it's like...

Apparently, like, origami, well, it's
simple shapes. It's not, like, really

complicated, but, like... It blew my
mind. No, no, no. I'm so going away.

That is so cool.

Well, because origami apparently means,
like, one finger.

That's, like, mimicking the one finger.
So all the moves, all the folding can be

done with one beam.

Amazing. I love it.

That's a good present. It is a good
present. Yeah.

Apparently this was like a kid's toy,
but it would be like our version of

training wheels on a bicycle.

Some American version.

Yeah.

There's a smart over there. That's so
cool. Can I keep this one? Sure, you can

keep that, yeah. It's not like I'm going
to do anything with it, but maybe I'll

keep it on my dashboard for a minute.
Oh, yeah.

Oh, you know, the other one was fun was
with the dollar.

Oh, really?

Yeah, do you have a dollar?

Yeah, I do.

It's an off -map one, though.

So I'm going to have to remember it. I
don't know if I remember it. Well, you

try it.

Okay, okay. You tell me. So fold it.
Okay. Fold it in half again.

That matters. Right? And then fold it in
half again.

That's kind of how it was folded
already.

Yeah. Okay. And make a tight crease.

Okay, really tight.

And then balance it on top of the beam.
If you balance that on top of that,

right? Okay, go ahead. You do it. Close
it. All right. What am I going to make?

Close the... Close the latch.

Okay. Let me see if I can do this
backwards.

You're going to go that way. Just flip
it? Mm -hmm.

Wait. Hold on. This way. Because I'm
backwards.

Okay. Go that way.

Hold on. Yep.

Back.

Flip it one more over.

Now you're going to slide it fast. Yep.

Good. Flip it on top.

Yep. Top.

Turn.

And now flip it back over very gently.
Up and to. Yep.

And open it. Oh, I didn't do that
gently.

Did you do it? No, I didn't do anything.

You're terrible.

You have like ninja moves where you're
like, choo, choo, choo, choo. All right,

try it unfolded. Balance it unfolded
completely. Do you know what I think it

did?

What?

You've got to be kidding me.

That's my fault. Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, my mind is blown. No.

It turned, yeah. Are you, am I? Because
I'm looking at you. I'm looking at, I'm

trying to give you directions facing
this way.

When I said it goes this way, you would
have been mirroring me.

So it folded.

It didn't fold it. It cut it.

No, it folded the corners in to itself.

Look at it. Yeah.

How did it reprint?

Well, like, you know, like this paper is
one color on one side and one color on

the other. If you fold it in, you're not
going to see any of the white paper

anymore. It all gets folded up. True,
but it's like it reprinted. I wonder if

can use this to buy something.

I'm going to keep this.

Okay, yeah. We could try and undo it.
No.

No? Nope. This is my souvenir.

This is my real souvenir.

Okay. I feel like I'm on drugs right
now, actually.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Hello. Hello. How are you? Good. I was
just trying this stuff out, this auto

-calligraphy. It makes it easier than
training how to do calligraphy.

So, yeah, you just... For, like,
weddings and stuff, you could write,

little reserved table cards.

And, like, my writing's not very good.

Mine is. Yeah, it just looks like, you
know, basic.

Yeah. It just looks like basic writing.

It looks good.

Well, it's okay. The pen makes it okay.
But this ink has, like, a natural enzyme

in it that kind of is like an active
culture.

Okay. So after you write with it, you
just, you know, you're supposed to

it. Yeah.

And it spreads through the paper.

Oh, nice.

And it kind of swirls the edges.

on what you wrote so that it makes it,
like, look fancier.

Wow. Yeah.

That's really cool.

Yeah. You know how printer ink has live
cultures inside of it?

It's that someone noticed that if you
leave it on the right kind of paper, the

little cultures will try and travel.

Ah. So they were like, let's take
advantage of that, you know, and make

something artistic.

You could use any kind of paper that
doesn't have a coating on it, and you

write, you know, whatever you want, like
a...

What's your name?

Amanda. A -M -A -N -D -A. Okay, I'll do
my best calligraphy.

A -M -A -N -D -A.

Try and do, like, a thing on it.

A little bit fancy.

Yeah.

Yeah, and it's still wet, so you don't
touch it with your fingers.

Yeah. But when it's like that, you just
want to, like, shake it like this, and

you can see it, like, start to... There
it goes through, right?

That's crazy.

See that?

Yeah.

Swirls right on through there.

Wow. Yeah.

Here, you take that, hang on to that,
and I'll get you a pack of this paper,

okay? Okay. The whole kit should come
out the $7 total. Okay.

We'll be right back. That's awesome.

I didn't set that.

It looks nice.

No, but who set that?

You set that, too. No, I didn't.

Something's weird.

Ooh, governor's mansion.

Ooh.

We'll work on that.

Yeah,

come on over here. I'll show you what
we're doing. Okay.

We're just setting up a bunch of thick
tops.

Okay. Tonight, the 100 -year anniversary
of the fire.

Of 1916. Every year they have an event
that honors the rebuilding of the

mansion. This is the hero table.

This is the table that we set up, you
know, the governor's wife perished in

fire. So every year they set up a table.
Nobody dines at it, but it's an honor.

It's going to have white linen and these
special plates. Hey, come around here.

I'll show you. This is what makes
tonight's event really special.

They're excited because in 100 years,
you know, they set up the table, but

actually just uncovered.

Some of the china from 1916. It was
found at an auction.

Oh, wow. So that's what we're going to
do that table with. Okay.

Really thrilled about it. That's where
it is.

It's pretty, isn't it? Yeah. And when we
set that table, of course, I'll give

you gloves, too. We have to be very
careful.

So these are going to get set over
there. I don't want to put it down until

bring these over to this table here.
Okay.

So come around over here.

Great.

Let's have you take the linen.

Okay. And put it on the table. Okay. I
wouldn't drape it yet. We'll do that

last. Okay. Because we don't want any
dust to get on it or anything.

And, oh, here, take two of the napkins
as well. Okay.

Here you go.

Yeah. We always set that table last
after the whole event is set up.

Okay. So come on over here, and I will
have you put those gloves on and just

wipe down those spoons. Okay. Just try
and polish them up a little bit more.

Yeah, no problem.

I'll bring this into the kitchen to get
cleaned.

And I also have a pair of candlesticks
from the 1916 fire.

Oh, cool.

So we're going to bring those out. We're
not going to light them, obviously.

That's what started the fire. That's
what started the fire. So I'm going to

the candlestick, wipe those down, put it
with the rest of the silverware, and

then I'll be right back, okay? Okay. All
right.

All right, I found the candle stuff.

Oh!

I didn't set that.

It looks nice.

That's good.

No, but who set that?

What? Who set that table?

What do you mean, who set that table?
You set the table. No, I didn't.

Well... I swear to you, I did not set
that.

I turned around and saw it like that.

I just stepped out. I know.

Wait a second. Hold on a minute. You
said that. And it's okay that you said

I swear to God. I swear on my life.

It's okay. As long as you wore the
gloves to handle the silverware, they're

going to mind. I couldn't do napkins
like that.

I swear on my life.

Hold on a minute.

I had you bring the linen over to the
table.

Yeah. It couldn't have been 30 seconds.

When I stood here, you went in there.

Yeah. And I thought maybe I was
hallucinating. I turned around and I was

how'd that table get set up? Oh, my God.
Because I remember you saying, we're

waiting until the very end. Yeah, I said
don't do it.

That is just so weird.

I don't know.

All right.

Okay, so put the candles together.

Something's weird.

I thought maybe I was hallucinating. I
turned around and I was like, how'd that

table get set up?

Because I remember you saying we're
waiting until the very end. Yeah, I said

don't do it.

That is just so weird.

I don't know.

All right.

Okay, so put the candles together.

Something's weird.

Okay, I don't know, I don't like this.

Oh, that is really weird.

When did those get lit? I don't know, I
just... I came in the room with the

candlesticks. Yeah, you put them down
there.

We've been talking.

And then... They got lit.

Oh my god, that's weird.

That is like... That's like that,
that... What is that called?

I don't know.

Oh, my God. That's like that thing, you
know, you bring old things back to a

place that they haven't been before.

And it can cause the Carbonaro effect.

I just had that table.

Oh, my God.

Have you heard of that before?

Yeah. The Carbonaro effect?

I've heard of it, but I didn't believe
in it. What is it? It's like a... When

you bring back things.

An olden... You bring an old thing...
Back.

To where it hasn't been. Mm -hmm.

And it does what? It, like... Obviously,
it sets itself and it lights itself.

Yeah.

The Carbonara Effect is also the name of
a hidden camera magic TV show.

Yeah. Yeah.

What if I told you that you were on that
TV show right now?

Oh, my God.

No. My name is Michael Carbonaro.

I'm a magician.

Guess what? What? You're on my TV show
right now.

The Carbonaro Effect.

Oh, my God.

Well, there's no ghosts, at least that I
know of.

I'm thinking I want to get the hell out
of here.

That's exactly right.