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They will believe it.

They will believe it not.

They will believe it.

They will believe it not.

They will believe it.

How can I help you out?

I'm looking for a long little centerpiece where I can just put it on

desk at work.

Yeah, you know what's good? We do these adorable little, for desktops, it's

really cute. It's inside of like a coffee mug.

You know, like you choose one of these mugs and it's a bloom inside.

Oh, wow. And, you know, this is them.

They're really cute.

Isn't that great?

The roses are pretty, too. The roses are pretty, yeah.

This is a tulip.

You want to go tulip? Yeah. Okay, sure.

Now, I have a choice of mug for you, too.

The colorful mug or the... I mean, the bird is cute. Yeah, the bird.

You want to go bird? Yeah, the bird. Okay.

So we'll do tulip with the bird mug, and I'm going to get that set up for you

right here. In fact, it's funny because I was just mixing some of the mud. Oh,

wow. Yeah.

So that's the mud that you put it in? Yeah, I like to keep the bottom of it.

I put it in the bottom like this, okay? That just keeps it real fresh. It

provides the nutrients for it.

So versus like, you know, cut flowers that are only going to last a few days,

this will keep nutrients.

inside of it. So it'll last longer. Yeah, so it'll last longer.

Okay, so we said tulip.

So we've got some tulip petal popper seeds here. I'll put those in for you.

Okay. And you know what looks really nice with that is hydrangea.

So I'm going to put some of that in with there.

Just a few of that.

Try and get it in the front. When it bursts up in the front, it looks really

good.

And maybe just a few, you know, Florida rustic sisal sprays because that'll Just

give it a little thumping.

Okay. So you can set that up tonight. You can do that yourself or, you know,

you want to, if you're going to give it to me.

Oh, yeah.

Do I add water?

Oh, no, you do it in the microwave.

Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. If I just put it in the microwave, it'll just go up. Yeah, yeah.

I can do it for you here if you want.

Can you?

Yeah, sure, sure. I want to see that.

Yeah. These seeds were all cross -pollinated with popping corn.

Oh. So in the same way that a corn kernel pops up,

you know, the flowers are infused the same way. So that goes in there.

Okay, and take a look. I'm going to set this for 10 seconds, and we'll start

that up, and we'll watch it.

Just 10 quick little seconds.

It activates quick.

The water comes through.

If you water it, it can last for months.

Oh, my goodness.

Yep. And so fresh.

I mean, freshly popped flowers are, you know, totally the rage at weddings now,

too.

It's crazy, right?

Yeah.

It's funny because so many people, everyone knows microwave popcorn.

And that seems like a fascinating thing. But if you think about it, I mean,

yeah, it's a plant. You know, corn is a plant.

So it's just, you know, infusing the seed work.

Oh, wow.

What was that? You know what?

One was unpopped.

That's crazy. Yeah.

Yeah, sorry about that. You know how sometimes there's that one little kernel

that didn't pop yet?

You can keep that, too. Let me see if I can get you a coupon, okay? Okay,

thanks. All right, here you go.

You got a pickup?

Yeah. All right.

We got a... Oh!

Oh, my gosh.

Hold on.

They're sexy. Oh, my God. They keep slipping inside the bucket. But where

come from?

Outside. We have a lot of them. You're kidding.

Yeah. They're really attracted to these plants.

It's a pixie frog.

So what are these bubbles? Is he holding air? Is he trying to scare us away?

No, no. Actually, they expand to absorb the light.

So they sort of like puff up, you know, like nature's umbrella, really.

And look at you, your pigeon toes.

Isn't he funny?

Get over here, you. Yeah.

Let me cover him up here.

Oh, no.

Don't cover him. Well, I mean, just this friendly little... He's got the sight.

He's so cute, right? I just don't want him to hop off the counter.

Yeah. They love the light. Does that happen all the time?

It does happen all the time.

Yeah. Here, let me get the light in there.

What is he doing in there?

I'm sure I'm British. Yeah.

Just be careful if you catch it.

I'll lift him up just because he's got a... Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

This is a UV lamp. So did you just mutate a frog? I did, yeah.

You're kidding. No, I mean, he is now, yeah.

It's cutting off part of the spectrum.

The ozone layer usually filters out.

Our ozone layer protects us from UVC, and so frogs, amphibians, snakes, they

never get that light directly. I just gave him a whole dose of that light, and

he absorbed it all.

Yeah, they're not supposed to get this big. Hold on. Oh my God.

Come on, get inside there. Okay.

Do you think he realizes he's that big yet?

I don't know. I feel responsible for like amphibian mutation.

I can't believe what you just did.

You mutated a frog in no time.

Holy moly.

Hello.

How are you doing?

I'm good. How are you? I'm doing okay.

That's great. I came here to pick something up, but in the meantime, I

look around and see if you guys got it. Okay. Yeah. Right.

I like that.

Right. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out this ant farm, because it's like artisan

ants.

They're like craft ants.

Oh, so what are they building?

You know, I don't know. I've been trying to figure out the directions. It's

like, you know, like these guys are inside here.

Mm -hmm.

So they've like tunneled out all their little...

You know, their little homes and stuff. The one to separate, they said, was the

one that had sort of a reddish tint.

Why? You see it kind of has reddish? Mm -hmm. And then that one is like an

artist's aunt.

Okay, I'm going to write, what's your name?

Kelly. Kelly? Yes, K -E -L -L -I -E. K -E -L -L -I -E. L -L -I -E.

And the little red guy.

You wouldn't let it out.

You're supposed to drop them next to the scent, next to what you write, and he

picks up the scent of it, and then it's supposed to move the sand over.

So he's kind of walking over it, and he communicates with the others with his

antenna. Look at that. Turn it around.

Oh, my gosh.

Wait the hell a second.

Whoa.

Whoa. Wait a second. Oh, my gosh.

That is how I had to take a picture of that.

Does that not look like Kelly?

It totally looks like Kelly. That is totally bonkers. It's like it's spelled

out. Kelly.

It's spelled out my name.

There's literally an I in everything, an I and a dot.

Yeah, because you spelled K -E -L -L -I -E.

Well, that must be what it is. I guess this ant is the artisan ant that

communicates with the rest of the colony.

That must be what this kit is supposed to be.

That is really weird.

Does this count as a bicycle helmet? Like, would I be allowed to ride a bike

with this?

I need a bit of technical order. Oh, okay, sure, sure.

This iPad isn't responding at all. Oh, it's not? Is there any secret way of

getting it? Have you tried plugging it in to the wall? Sometimes you plug it in

and you jog the power switch on and off.

Yeah. You don't have the charger here, do you? No. Okay.

It's over in the hotel.

It's really kind of simple. Let me write down the instructions for you. You try

this at home? Okay.

First thing you want to do is always shut it off.

I hate when the pen stops working.

Oh, my gosh. That's the worst.

I'm supposed to be the technical advanced guy, and I can't.

That's too simple. I know. It is simple.

I have this pet peeve when it's full of ink, and it still doesn't write.

Oh.

Oh, I get it. Okay. That's amazing.

Yeah, that's what it is.

Ah. Okay, I understand.

Yeah, it's a never. You just need to shake it and then.

Right. They had said it never stops writing.

Yeah, but that's like a solid.

How does it change back?

Shake it. Does it shake?

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

Here, this is going.

Is that changing?

Okay.

That... They all change.

That's the weirdest thing.

Yeah,

now that I have a pencil, I can write you, and I'll get a charger, and we'll

show you the whole thing. Let me get another pad.

Well, I kind of try to be an inventor, so my boss is letting me kind of try

out here.

Yeah, I retooled the inside of a shirt press machine so that it can purposely

resize clothes.

Resize clothes? Well, like, you ever, like, watch something and it gets too

small on accident, and you're like, oh, no.

So it was like, if clothes can do that, why not, like, do it on purpose? If you

have something, you don't like the size of it. Oh, really? Yeah, it's working

pretty good. I'll show you how it works. It takes two seconds.

Yeah. So if you have a shirt and you want to... rejuvenate it but when i was

growing up it was like i was always getting hand -me -downs from my brother

um you fold it just like you would you know you were going to iron something on

like those old shirt presses and then put it in here and it uses a cold seam

it's reversing the steaming process yeah so i'll set this one for large press

it so like a dryer will shrink With cold steam,

it'll resize it to... Yeah.

So then it'll unshrink it.

How do you do that?

There's cross coils inside there that'll heat up at different spots, so it's

almost like tailoring.

You know?

Yeah, I'll show you. The other one it has... Well, the other one I'm trying to

do, this one's like... It's got to be worked out better.

is to try and take oh that's weird um i want to find a way to like not just

change the size of it but also to find a way to to alter the clothes you know

like some people want alterations and if i set it i have it so if i press these

two and that good okay pretty good so now i'm going to set the heat coil

so it's going to try and pattern burn okay and i go down

Wait for the... So the coils will retread that.

And you see what happened there?

So it burned it.

And it repurposes it.

So now it can be, like, you know, you can use them as underwear.

I mean, you could get a lot of money with that, you know? Do you really think

so? Uh -huh. Are you serious?

It's too big for me, but I would use it. Well, then you could resize it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hi,

kitty.

Hi, kitty. I don't know anything about dogs. Hi, kitty.

Hey, man.

Would you take a picture of me and the dog?

All right.

All right.

Okay. I was hoping to actually get, like, a running shot. You want it? Just

me? Yeah, just with him running, because he's doing so good, right? Okay.

All right, I'm going to kind of run and see if he looks good. Ready?

Come on, come on.

Good, good, good, good, good.

Yeah. Does that work?

I did, too. You did, too? Yeah. He's doing so good. Come here, buddy. Let me

get... Yeah.

Come here. I used to have two like this. Did you?

This is black and white. Black and white.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hey, maybe I'll do one without the leash just for the picture.

Hold him up like this.

Oh, yeah, that's great.

Yeah? That's good.

Yeah. That came out nice. Oh, it looks great.

Let me do one with him out of the suit.

Okay. Let me do one with him out of the suit. Come here.

Come here, you.

All right.

Okay. You know, I thought that was a dog.

I thought that was a real dog.

Oh, no, that's what I thought you said. You had one of these suits. I did. No, I

had the dog, the Shih Tzu. Oh, the same.

I thought you meant you also had a Shih Tzu suit.

That's right. I thought that was a real dog.

Yeah, they look really real.

Man, that's unreal.

You know, because you're not allowed to walk your cat in the park. I didn't know

that. Oh, yeah. So we, you know, we got this. A Dutch maker makes these so the

cat can be inside the suit.

And they just, you know, blend in with all the other dogs. How would they run

this? Is it on wheels or something?

No, his legs go inside.

Oh. You have to train him.

You know, you put a little bit, you put him in the suit.

It's like a little costume. You put some food out, and they run to the food. And

believe me, when they're hungry, they'll learn to run over to it. That's cool.

Yeah. Hey, buddy.

Hey. Hey.

Yeah. You never saw this? I've never seen that before in my life. You never

one of those?

Mm -mm. Oh, yeah.

That's amazing.

Yeah. It's so that, you know, a lot of places will allow you to walk a dog, but

they don't allow you to walk a cat. I've never had that, too. Yeah.

So you can walk your cat now.

Let me get a picture of my wife. Oh, just the suit? Yeah. Come here, you.

you take a picture just so that he can see? Okay.

Here we go. You can see it's a suit.

Unreal.

Yeah. They run around well, right?

God, I thought it was a dog. No, nope. Just a cat in a dog suit. That's the

reason I said I had two of them. Oh, yeah. I thought you meant you had two

suits.

No. All right. See you later. Bye -bye.

Hello.

Could you help me? Could you take a picture of me?

Just right here?

Yeah.

Sorry. I have to use this camera because I'm using the phone for the app, for

the drone care pickup.

You have to use this camera? Yeah, I can't use my camera phone because I've

to use the app. Can you take your glasses off just so you can see through

thing? Oh, here it is.

My wife set this up.

These are great.

How do I snap it? Right here?

Yeah, in a minute you'll push that down, but don't push it yet.

Okay.

Oh, there we go. Oh, I got him. Oh, wow. All right.

My gosh.

Perfect. Okay.

Oh, gosh.

These things are insane, aren't they?

Have you ever used this before?

What? The drone care?

No. Oh, yeah.

Drone care is the best.

Let me get this open here.

Gosh. We're so clumsy. Oh, how are you?

Good to see you.

Oh, my gosh.

How was your trip?

Good. Good?

Here, come on out.

You good?

You do all right here. Come on over here.

It's going to cost me extra for the pit stop. He was in the box? Yeah.

You know, I got to take a picture for him now. He's in transit because my wife

is going to pick him up later.

Okay. Yeah, will you take a picture?

Perfect.

Oh, that's awesome.

These drone care, you know, transports, awesome.

I'm not even sure what a drone care is.

Oh, drone care, it's like a drone -operated transportation service.

Okay. Yeah, for kids with busy parents.

So he just gets in a box and... Yeah, he had to come here to get his passport

because he and his mom are going up to Canada later. It's pretty cool, don't

think? I'm thinking it's odd.

Why? Why?

I mean, to put your kid in a box and have him transported from one...

Place to another sounds very strange.

It is a little strange, I have to admit, but to tell you the truth, I'm like,

I'm going to give you this passport.

Mom's going to know what this is, okay? You take this.

So where did he come from?

North Carolina.

Directly? Yeah. Was it North Carolina? Is that the hub? Yeah. North Carolina,

yeah. Yeah, he's going to meet up with his mom in Nashville, and then they're

both going to go up to Canada.

So I'm going to get you back in here. Be real careful, okay?

Yeah, get down there. Be very careful.

Yeah, they have like a more industrial sized one.

Here, just tuck your head to the side. That's very good.

Good, good, good.

Yeah, I think when they meet him, you be careful in there, okay?

They have more industrial hubs at different stations.

And these are just sort of like in -betweeners.

You know what I mean?

All right, come on over here.

All right.

There we go.

All right, Sammy.

You be good, okay?

See you later.

Bye. Say hi to Mom.

No.

Oh, my gosh. No.

It's great, right?

No, it's not great.

Why isn't it great?

Because it's crazy.

Where is he going?

I gave him the password because he's going to go to Canada.

What if he needs help? What if something's wrong? Well, he has, like, a

inside there, you know, a tablet, so he can contact us. It'll buzz my phone.

It'll buzz my wife's phone. Yeah, so?

So, like you said, if there's something wrong, he can... Yeah, but he's flying

around in the sky. Right, yeah. Only on, like, good days like this. That's the

part that makes it crazy, because if we schedule it, you still have to pay for

it, and if it's bad weather, they won't fly him.

They just were able to regulate now the propeller speed, you know, the way the

air comes down, the circulating air around it, that it keeps it kind of in

own safe little hub. It's called the Carbonaro effect.

The Carbonaro effect is also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

And you're on that show right now.

Wait, what?

I just can't believe.

So you just find a kid and... You can't believe what? I can't believe any

of it.

Well, I hope I brought a little bit of magic to your afternoon.

You brought a little bit of something.

You were awesome.

I was like, maybe I should call the police.