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Nobody gets to the left side.

Metal plate in the head. Please let
everyone know.

That could be dangerous.

Hello. Have you stand in that line for a
second?

Great.

Okay.

Let's have you step on through.

Great. That side of the... Yeah,

the light didn't even go on. I don't
know what's wrong with it.

Messing up.

I don't know what that means. That means
you're delayed.

It's got a delay on it. Yeah, that's
been like a... Did the light go off when

did that? That's so strange. Yeah, it
had like a... Hold on one minute.

It's just been like this all day, and
then I get in trouble when... Uh -oh.

Yeah, I think I'll be all right.

I got a little wire hanging out there.

Yeah, that's bad.

Oh, my gosh.

Whoa. There's a fire.

Whoa. Sorry about that.

It'll be fine.

I wouldn't even worry about it.

You're okay.

I'm okay?

Yeah. It's totally fine.

It's just, it's been, so it's been like,
you know, the dogs. You're on fire.

Yeah, it's just.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
It's just, there was a, there was a wire

that was sticking out of the top. Yeah,
and you were like on fire?

Yeah, I mean, we've been through all
this in training, so it's not like a

Training? They train you for... Oh, my
God. Okay.

You know what it was? It's my fault in
the morning.

You're supposed to check and make sure
that the two connections are touching.

So if they're not touching, then there
could be a malfunction.

That's totally my fault.

But I put the one piece into the other
side, so it's totally fine now. Okay.

Yeah.

Okay. Would you walk through it now? No.

Oh, okay.

You don't have to go through. I
understand.

You know what I'll do?

I'll get someone to... You just chill.
You're totally fine. And you'll be fine.

Oh, just to check... Oh, okay.

You chill right there, and I'll just get
my boss, and he knows.

Okay?

Randy?

This is not real. This is not real.

Looking good. All right, right there at
the table there.

And what's your name?

Jonathan Inman. And what room are you
going to?

490 with Joshua.

Okay. Would you help me out with
something?

Sure thing. Yeah, you know what?

It's usually a two -man job that's over
here, so you're not supposed to do this,

but they don't give me time to get to
the kitchen in between, so I was like,

make a little snack.

You a popcorn guy?

Uh... No? I worked in a movie theater
for a long time. Oh, too much.

Way too much. Okay.

For me.

Okay, good. You hold it.

And, yeah, take a step back.

Yeah, it's just a little hack that we
do.

Yeah. Point that down at me.

Great. Okay, right in there is pretty
good.

All right.

This conducts this, and if it sets it
up, tip it up a little bit more.

There we go.

There we go.

I got it.

Yep. Nice.

Yeah. Good.

Good. Good. Good.

Yep.

A little lasted.

Yeah.

All right.

Nice.

You know, I brought microwave popcorn on
accident and it was in my backpack and

I had it just sitting on the floor and
during my shift, it started going off.

You know, we were like, what is up?

You have that, the triad that you have
to watch out for, you know, between

this machine and a, you know, a visitor.

You want to make sure to not have them
sitting there. It could melt a pair of

aluminum alloy earrings or one's glasses
could melt right off the face.

So, and one more thing here. I do have
some butter.

And this one, you know, I don't even use
the machine for this one. This can go

just as easy with just that.

Yeah, just tip that up.

Yeah, hold it. Hold it level.

I like that. Okay, good.

Yeah, just wave it back and forth a
little bit.

Good, and I turn it, bring it down a
little bit, down a little bit.

Yeah, okay, good, good, good, good. All
right, there we go.

Melt the butter.

That's crazy.

Isn't that something?

That's pretty cool.

All right.

Ooh, I forgot the paper. I always forget
to take the paper off the butter.

I'm going to grab my salt, too. Okay,
will you hang tight for just a sec?

All right, get that salt.

Feel free to have a piece if you want.

I'm good. Thanks, though.

Yeah, maybe you have to take a quick
peek in the bag.

Never mind, do you?

It's worked.

It's worked up? Okay, good.

What do they have you doing here
tonight?

Uh, focus group.

Okay, great.

Probably the buckled on the front.

Oh, yeah.

So I'm hearing those little things.

Can I ask you what that is?

I don't know what that is.

Yeah, that looks like a little microchip
of some kind.

Yeah, you can hold on to that.

I'm scared.

Yeah, I'll just put that right there.
Just make sure there's no more of that.

Here, look at this. Yeah, this looks a
little bit more like trackers.

Are they really?

Yeah, security tags.

Yeah,

you want to watch out for these things.

Oh, that's kind of scary.

Wait,

how long have you had these?

I don't have those for years.

Do you have any idea who could have, did
anybody else touch these?

I don't know.

Wow.

How would this stuff get all on me
anyway?

They could just be little, you know,
little bugs.

You know, people just, they try to find
where you're, you know, sometimes they,

what is it? This is not yours?

No, where did this stuff come from?

You know, sometimes they get in, where
do you leave your bag at night?

In my car.

Really? Yeah, they go in the car
sometimes.

We get a lot of people following people
who are going to be in the building.

I'll just check you because if someone's
been... Yeah, you want to make sure

you're good over here.

Or by your pocket over here.

Anything there?

Do you feel something in there?

I took this off one time today.

Yeah, do you feel that in the seam right
there?

Gap right there. Can you see that?

Look at that.

Look at that.

Sometimes you can just, you know, if I
can turn that on.

Hello?

Hello? She moved into the lobby of the
Turner Building maybe 15 years ago, so I

think we might be compromising. I'm
about to call the police.

This is kind of weird.

It's so strange, right? Yeah, I'm going
to take pictures of all this. You want

to take photos of it? Yeah. Oh, I deeply
apologize.

Oh, yeah, take a picture.

Chiropractic. Can you do this?

Thank you very much.

Chiropractic thing. You have to study
for it.

Have you ever used a Walden rotation
machine?

No.

This is a machine right here.

It was banned by the AMA in the 80s, but
I'll show it to you on me, and then you

can give it a try. Okay. Okay, so I'll
have you stand right here, if you will,

actually. This is the remote control for
it. Okay. And I'll have you control it,

and then I will control it for you. So
go ahead and take that.

Great.

Yep.

And it's a little bit of a wonky remote
control. I have to say, if there's any

reason why it was banned, it's the
remote.

Okay?

So this gets lifted up and placed over
the head, always under medical

supervision when you want to have a
chiropractor with you.

The head gets placed in the front, and
it's pressed and clamped into position

like that. Okay?

You're going to go ahead and press.

Yep. See that? And it will adjust.

Over to how far. Now you're going to
press the red button.

Exactly. And it will very slowly bring
it over right back to center. Okay.

Now what you're going to do is turn the
right dial to 1 o 'clock.

Sorry. Left dial. Left dial to 1 o
'clock.

That's going to adjust the speed for my
flexibility.

Okay. All right. So go ahead and press
the green button.

Right. And a little quicker.

That's scary.

No, but it feels so good.

It really is. And press the red button.

And that's going to take it just to the
basic.

Oh, that's a little. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Okay, no, no, I'm fine. I'm
okay. I'm okay.

The remote is a little wonky.

All you have to do. I don't want to.

Just press both buttons. Both buttons.
Yeah.

And that'll do it. So press both
buttons.

Okay, good.

Okay, I'm fine.

Stop it. Stop. It's good. It's perfect.
I've unwound it. That's exactly right.

Oh, gosh.

I'm totally fine. Come out of there,
please.

Oh, I am. I'm going to come on out. It's
okay. So I'm going to get... All right,

great. Yeah, nothing to be concerned
about there.

So, all right. Are you okay? Yeah.

Are you sure? I'm just going to, um, I'm
going to get my, uh, I'm just going to

flash cold water. I need a cold compress
on it. So just give me a second here.

I'm going to get, let me just, I'm going
to flash this on. Are you sure? I can

help you. Oh no, I'm fine. I just need a
little cold water.

Oh my God.

Are you, uh, chiropractic student here?

Yeah. I got you. I got you. Okay, I'll
take you through it. Okay.

Yeah. So, why don't you lay down, David?

All right, great. I feel a little
swollen. A little swollen?

In the morning, really stiff. Okay. I
don't have flexibility.

All right, good.

And, uh, very healthy.

Just grab onto his ankles.

Real good. All right, good. And bend his
knees up. Okay.

Exactly. And I'm going to put this
underneath here. Oh, look.

Okay. Here you go.

I'm going to bring your head up and just
stretch back. Good.

Hold that. Breathe.

Breathe. Down.

Down. Really nice.

Kelsey,

why don't you come to this side of the
table.

Let's get a little work here.

Hold on here.

I can feel your muscles are a little bit
tense there.

It's a little swelling in the knees.

Hold on to his shoulders for me, Kelsey.

Good. All right.

I'm going to pivot the joint, okay?

I'm going to count to three.

Okay. See, I didn't do that. If you
count to three, then they tense up. So

going to have you lift one arm up like
that. Good, good. I'm going to hold onto

your leg here. Good. Can you give me
your... Okay, good. Relax.

Okay. So I'm going to count backwards
from 10. Okay, 10.

Okay, there you go. There you go. There
you go. There you go. There you go. And

back. Okay.

How'd that feel?

Not as good.

Not as good?

You know what? I think you were tensing
up. I was.

A little stretch here. I want you to
just like this.

Okay, good. Put your arms on that
because you're going to hold a little

flexibility there.

I'm going to have you bend one leg good
over the other leg like that.

Good. Okay.

All right. Good, good, good. Keep your
feet pointed flat. No, no, not that

Back, back. Good, good, good. Right
there, right there.

Okay, good. I'm going to hold this
underneath your ankle there. What's your

favorite song?

What's your favorite song?

Good, we'll have you relax just like
that for just a minute. You doing okay?

Just like this?

Okay, go ahead and push just a little
bit.

Okay.

You'll feel that.

Okay. Okay. A little bit.

Pull.

Nice. Okay, good.

That helped.

Okay, step up.

You're good.

Step up. How do you feel?

Wow.

You feeling any better?

I am. I am. I feel like stretched out. I
don't get stretched that much. I'm

like... This is my time of year.

Okay. Okay. You can see Sally up at the
back.

Don't worry about it. Sorry about that.
They'll be loose a little bit. Okay?

So you'll be okay.

Just a few minutes there.

You know, I don't want them to be so...
Tell me that's not a face.

Tell me that's not a face.

I mean, I don't know. What are we...

carbonaro effect radio program wasn't as
much of a success really see the

people's reaction look at the face on
this one we just got a big crate in of

this stuff i think it's like a
foreclosure so just grab something there

on over here you can come to this side
yeah we just kind of unwrap it and take

look at what we got and this is like an
heirloom an heirloom okay this is like

acid in there or something oh oh i don't
know no way right

Yep.

It's ashes?

Yep. Oh, man.

It's like someone's cremation. Ooh.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, that's a body.

That I actually don't know what to do
with.

Should I tape those so they don't open?

Just put it over there by the
typewriter, and I'll have my boss look

those. Yeah.

That's kind of crazy, right? Yeah, it's
one of those things that, like, you

know, I don't want them to go.

How the heck did that just happen?

Oh, my God.

Dude, better that you saw me put it
right there, though. No, yeah. I mean, I

wasn't looking, but I saw... That's
weird how that could even fall, though.

Yeah.

It's haunted, dude, and it, like, fell
on them.

I literally... Well, you could see the
stained ash. I literally put it right

there. We should just maybe, uh... Sweep
it up. That's what I was thinking.

Yeah, you want to sweep it up a bit
and... Dude, what's so weird, though?

Oh, my God, I just realized, too, the
guy said that... Oh, the guy... The

wife, like, fell off a cliff.

Like, when they were hiking.

And she just jumped again. Right? Oh, my
gosh.

Here, I have a... I got a shot back.

I'll pick up the... Sorry, Miss Johnson,
for sweeping you around the floor.

Yeah.

I'll put the big pieces in here.

Yeah, I'm just hoping it's like a pet,
because we had a dog, a family dog.

Yeah. So I'm hoping it's that. Yeah,
sure. I'm hoping it's not like this one.

All right.

All right, here, I'll put this in there.

We can turn it on, crank it up. Yeah,
then we'll just vacuum up the dust part.

And that actually goes in here.

I'll be blowing it away instead, right?

There you go.

Yeah.

That's one of those things, like, weird.
You think, like, you're going to end up

in life just right there, right?

Yeah, that's right. You're like,

it's like, what's the point of even,
like, going to work every day and, like,

doing the whole rat race and that's it?
Boom. That's, like, the final.

Yep.

You didn't just hear that?

Huh?

What? Dude, that was weird, man.

Wait, what?

It sounded like it was making noise.

The vacuum.

Kind of like it was going away. I swear,
dude.

Really? Yeah.

That noise?

No, no, no, no, no. I know that noise.

It was like, wah, uh -uh.

It was weird.

I'm not going to do it. Yeah, maybe
you're right. Well, it's the thing.

Sometimes it'd be like.

Wasn't that.

Oh, that's so weird. Look at that.

It's like clumped up. That's weird.

Why? Why did it do that?

Why did it do that?

Dude.

How did that happen? How did it clump up
like that?

Yeah, it is. It's all like stuck.

That's a little bit weird, right?

You just like threw all that in there.

No, it's like separate pieces. Oh, my
God. Yeah.

Dude, that's just a little bit weird.

Right? You just like threw all that in
there.

No, it's like separate pieces.

What? Y 'all, I'm really scared right
now. Look at this.

What?

Is that a face to you?

Look at this as a face. Look, eye, eye,
nose, mouth.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a skull with a flower hat.

What the f*** is going on right now, y
'all?

Dude, tell me that's not a skull.

Tell me that didn't reshape as a skull.

Tell me that's not a face. Tell me
that's not a face. I mean, I don't know.

do we do?

Like there's no way that pieces would
stick, right? Like in a vacuum, there's

way they would like. Like a perfect
skull with a flower hat. Look where the

flower is. The flower didn't break.

It's like a lady's hat.

Oh, my God. It's got to be his wife,
man. It's got to be the wife.

That jump.

Dude, there's just no denying that right
there. It's broken glass.

You'd have to be an artist to make that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then how did the ash get all inside
it? I mean, what is that thing called,

you know, when, like, the spirit of
something can live inside of... An urn?

Yeah. Oh, the carbonaro effect. I've
heard of that, but I don't know anything

about it. Oh, oh. What if I told you it
was a hidden camera magic TV show

and that you were on it right now?

No way. Yes way.

No way. Yes way.

Dude, my name's Michael Carbonaro. No
way. Yes? No way.

Dude, Adam, my name's... I'm a magician.

Dude.

What were you thinking?

Will you be in my TV show?

This is not real, man. Yes, it is.

Adam!

Oh, my God, dude. This is not right.