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Oh, my God. How did you do that?

This is unbelievable.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

The thing is, how can you work at a copy
store and not copy your face?

It has to be done. It's one of those
things. I hurt my nose. It was worth it.

And... Oh, look at this.

Art. High art.

Holiday card.

Howdy. Hello, how are you? Good, how you
doing, man? You got a pickup?

Yes, sir.

There, ready?

Not a problem.

Um, I need to make one copy.

Okay. I need to make a copy of my
driver's license.

Oh, I can do that for you. Okay.

Just one copy. Okay.

Um... Yeah, you know, it's funny. I was
just messing with this thing.

These big machines, it's like... I have
no idea. I have some at the office where

they're a lot smaller than that. I know.
This is like the big mammoth one, but

the thing is like totally... Jammed.

Yeah, four cartridges and they're all
getting jammed. I usually end up taking

the little, you know, photoreceptor out
of it. Yeah.

Do you have trouble with the
photoreceptor?

I usually don't take it out. Oh, yeah.

But it'll be thick, is that right?

I think so. That's fine.

Yeah. That should make it work.

That's what we have here.

Put this on.

Oh, yeah, they keep getting messed up,
and it's like I have to end up doing all

of these things by hand. I don't
remember even how to do that.

Oh, yeah.

Scan.

Most of that there, right?

That'll be pretty good.

And then just... Yeah, that'll be good.

Did you ever have to do one by hand
before?

No. Oh, yeah, these little guys.

That's right.

It's easy, right?

I know, the machine really has like
the... Oops, sorry. The machine really

like the whole... Put a copy on it.

Huh? You put a copy on the cup.

Oh.

I'm sorry about that. Yeah.

Yeah, I really should take this thing
off.

Yeah. Oh, your shirt.

Oh, shoot.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.

It's more funny than anything.

Yeah?

I'm sorry. Yeah, that's why they leave
him in the machines.

Oh,

that's funny.

Oh, look at this feeling.

Oh, my God. Dude. Okay, wait. Let me put
this back in. Sorry, sorry, sorry,

sorry.

Yeah.

Sorry, sorry.

Do you want this as one of the copies?
No. You sure? Just this? Yeah.

Okay.

Let me get that other order for you.

Wow. Yeah, hang tight. Sorry about that.

Okay.

Wow.

Morgan Webster. Morgan Webster? Yeah.
Okay, sure.

That's you? Yeah.

All right.

Oh, I got flyers. Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Just finish these up.

Slug it.

And tape.

50 of those.

And I had to put them on a different
kind of paper. I was running out.

So this is a universal paper.

Look good, right? Yeah.

Good.

All right.

I'll get those in a box for you.

And do you need the copy of this?

Sorry.

Sorry about that.

These are fine, right?

Yeah, they're paper. I don't think it's
gonna... Yeah, no, but it is. It's

universal paper.

Oh, I don't know what that means.

Oh, oh, it's bannerable.

So, like, if it... Ah, yeah.

It's real sensitive to impact, so...
It's just fusing on some of them.

See that?

Yeah, the paper can make... You can use
it to make banners with it. It's, like,

bannerable. That's why you gotta be
really careful, because the paper has,

a binding agent in it that allows you
to... You know?

make it bigger.

I'll give you both and you can just have
both.

You'll get the order you're supposed to
have plus this. Okay.

Let me just make quick copies of that
one. I'll use the machine in the back to

be like lightning.

I just need 50 copies of this on the
same kind of paper.

On the same kind of paper? You got it.
Okay. Thank you. I have

I think so. This has, what pound is it?
20 pounds, and it has, like, good, I

could pull that out.

Feel it.

Do you feel, like, good stuff?

Good stuff? Yeah. Sounds good to me.

Do you do printing at home? Yeah, I do.
Yeah. You get a lot more bang for your

buck if you use more than one when
you're using an inkjet printer.

Let me show you what I mean. It probably
will do it because it looks like

inkjet, like, sort of.

Yeah, I think that's inkjet ink.

See, watch. I'll put this down.

I'm just going to give it a little light
test, okay?

Sometimes if you bang it out, especially
when it's on this kind of a smooth

paper.

Yeah.

Let's see.

See, the ink is really thick.

You see that?

What?

Now, you can't do it this way because
it'll be backwards.

Right. Right?

But I see your point. Yeah.

So the backwards ones you're not going
to be able to use. Right.

But the paper is really porous, so I'll
try it for you.

Thanks. If I put it like this, I'll give
it a little.

I've got to really slam it.

They call it flap copying, right?

Once I got that ink off the front, it
forces it down through, and it should

get. Yeah, look at that.

That came out good. What?

Yeah, that's really thick, too.

It is. How many copies are these?

This is about 60. Yeah, it gives a lot
of ink. Because you know how expensive

ink is, like.

Yeah. So you could do this at home. You
don't have to. Oh, wait, the last one,

though. Yeah. It starts to fade. It
didn't make it all the way through.

But that's a lot, I have to say.

You know, you save, I mean, I think I'm
loading 50 copies right there.

That's great.

I mean, maybe I'm even investing one of
these. I can.

Yeah. Well, keep that kind of paper, and
whatever setting you have it on, I

would do it.

I went tiny fishing on a tiny lake.

Oh, look, I caught a tiny fish for a
tiny dinner with my tiny family.

You ever seen those before?

What, the minnows? The suction minnows.
Uh -oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, everyone's going crazy over there,
like raving that that's the only way to

do it now. Really?

Yeah. They're not using them on the end
of the line. They just throw them off

the side before they fish.

They just attract, you know, more fish
to come near and around the boats area.

Yeah. They're expensive now, aren't
they? They're really expensive, yeah. I

guys coming in here buying like a
hundred at a time. Really? I know, yeah.

if they're doing like a big on a charter
or something like that. Right.

They just set up the boat and throw them
overboard?

Yeah, because it guarantees the people
that have paid to be on the charter,

they're going to catch fish. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Because they do, like,

everything.

You can see how they kind of... No,
they're not really... I'll put them in a

glass, you can see. They have, like,
their own suction, you know?

Their gills pull currents.

Let's see if I can scoop some of them
up.

Yeah. Even just a few of them there will
create their own currents in the water.

See, they go crazy in there.

But what they'll do is, like, they'll
throw them off the edge.

If you, like, cover the top of the
glass.

They'll start to create, like, a
suction.

Let me see if I do it when I turn them
upside down.

See, their gills have, like, suction.

And they'll pull currents, and fish will
follow the currents. Right.

See that?

Yeah, they'll hold that up.

What? Yeah, the suction holds them up if
you whistle or...

If you scream at them or something,
they'll get nervous.

That is wild.

Yeah, the gills pull the water tight.

It'll suck the currents forward, and all
the other fish will come toward the

boat. But they'll hang around the boat?
They'll hang around the boat, yeah, the

outside of the boat.

It was holding that water up. It'll hold
the water up, yeah. Really, for

charters, they guarantee that they're
going to catch fish. This is wild.

When do those come out?

Just like this past month, it was in the
magazines, and then we just decided to

try it.

Even just, you know, a dozen of them,
you'll catch fish.

You know, they'll pull a bass in there.

Really? How long will they hang around
the dock?

Some people actually scoop them up at
the end of the night and try and use

again the next day.

Yeah. Cool, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

That is amazing how it held that water
up. Yeah. I mean, because that water

weighs, you know, a pound or, you know,
something.

Yeah, sure. Yeah, I don't even know how
much it weighs. Yeah, you don't? Because

it's making like a cycle of...

Current. Yeah, yeah. That'll pull it all
up.

Yeah. It's wild. It is really wild,
yeah.

You going to go fishing today?

No, I've got a work project tomorrow for
trout. A lot of guys having success

with these things here, the little fish
guises.

It's from the people who make them. What
the hell is that?

It's like a little fish suit, really.

It's like a zipper pouch.

And what's the purpose of it, though?

Tropical fish.

Yeah, you can put some bait inside of
it. Oh.

You see?

I'm just going to use a little goldfish,
but you could use any kind of bait, you

know, smaller bait.

Like that.

It goes right inside.

See that?

What's the purpose of it?

Well, once it's inside there, you know,
because this is a saltwater fish, which

you can't put in fresh water.

So you have bait that can be in fresh
water.

When you close the zipper,

And then he'll swim.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now,
what's making him move?

The suit. It's got stuff inside the suit
that will mimic what he's doing with

his fins.

Some big, fancy, you know, costume
designer from New York City designed

suit. How long will they stay in there?
Indefinitely? You know, I've never

really timed it because most of the ones
I've thrown in end up getting eaten by

the bigger fish, so...

You wouldn't know. Yeah, I mean, it
surprises me how realistic it looks.

Yeah. They kind of get used to
maneuvering it around. You know, it's

to have a dress rehearsal in costume.

To me, it blows my mind to see them fins
and all that work.

You heard about this stuff?

Oh. Oh, it's like memory rope.

You're supposed to just be able to fling
it to make knots and stuff.

That would be sick.

Yeah, it's like weighted. You feel that?

Yeah. Like the ends are weighted or
something.

You're supposed to be able to, like, if
you have a cleat for your boat or

something like that.

Oh, you just put it all in? Yeah, you
would just, like, put it in and not look

at it.

Whoa. Oh, yeah.

That's crazy.

What?

Yeah.

That's weird because it's, like, that's,
like, a good knot, too.

Do it again. I didn't even see that.
Okay.

You know, like, uh... Is it yours?

Yeah, I'll...

I don't know if it would do something on
that thing.

That's crazy.

Oh, yeah.

How does it know, like, what kind of
knot to do?

I don't know. That's weird.

That is weird.

All right.

That's crazy.

Yeah, they were giving them out, so if
you want to take one.

For free? Yeah, they're trying to, like,
promote it or something.

Yeah, for free. Would you have a boat?
Would you try it? Yeah, yeah, I

would.

Whenever you're docking up, you're
supposed to just not look and just throw

rope. Yeah.

They say the more you actually try to
make it work, it's not going to work.

But then if you're just not thinking
about it, then it... Oh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what's stupid about it.

It can be dangerous, you know what I
mean? Like, if you're not watching and

end up throwing yourself in the water,
it's not good.

It's good that I'm a quick untire.

Hang on one second. I'll be right back.

See, I can have a desk job. This isn't
bad.

What do you do all day?

This is me.

Put it right in.

Here, you can come right in and have a
seat right here.

Make yourself comfortable.

It's going to be a fun, easy job.

That's for sure. I have Sherry's coffee
here.

So, did you want anything?

Oh, no, I'm actually perfect.

You're okay? Yeah,

she loves that.

That's cute.

So Sherry's just going to go over some
stuff with you, probably have you do

additional paperwork and stuff like
that, and then we'll be ready to go.

day. All right. Oh,

there she is.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

I got your coffee for you over here.

Okay. Thank you. How much? Did you get
the sugar?

Oh, no sugar. How many?

About three packets. Three sugars. Okay,
I'll get you sugars. And you're okay?

Yes. All right. Thank you.

Hi. Thank you.

I am

just

clumsy today.

Yeah, it's a form that's a little
different than a regular form that I'll

you... Wait, hold on.

Where did you just come from?

What? You were just in here with a
student sign. Didn't you just walk me

upstairs?

I'm with you. We just talked about the
temp agency.

Sherry?

Hi, can you call me?

Yeah. Here you go, sugar. Here you go,
sugars. Thank you so much. You're

welcome. All right.

Wait.

Are you okay?

Okay. Your cup just changed from number
one mom to number one dad.

Number one mom? You were just a female
five minutes ago. Whoa. You and her were

just... Why does your cup

just change?

Bye.

Hello. How you doing?

Good. We got a package for you, yes.

Oh, excellent. Okay, thank you so much.
Hey, welcome.

Yeah, this is for us?

Division of Engineering?

Yes. I'm just going to check what's
inside. Is that cool? And then I'll sign

on it? Definitely, yeah. Oh, I didn't
even have anything for you to sign. Oh,

okay. No, I'm just checking with the
stock people.

Oh, okay. Because we were getting... I
don't really know what they were

ordering.

How's it going out there?

Good, yeah.

It's a hot day.

It's a hot day?

Hot. Yeah.

There was a bunch of traffic, too. I
don't know. Did you get stuck? Oh.

Good.

Great, yeah. I think that's what we're
looking for here. Where were you coming

from?

Midtown. Midtown?

Yeah. I was able to shoot right up I
-75. Oh, easy.

Yeah. Oh, really easy.

Where are you going after this?

J's.

J's? Like a hose.

I think it was for a landscaping
company.

Oh, Jimmy J's? Jimmy J's, yeah. Oh,
Jimmy J's Landscaping. Okay, you know

you want to do? It's a little confusing.

Yeah, it's easier than you think. Come
here. Okay. Now, you came in this way.

Yeah. What you're going to want to do is
you're going to want to make a left at

the parking lot and go across two
streets.

Right. Okay?

And that'll be Chattahoochee, and you'll
see there's like a huge sign for the

company, too.

so you'll be able to see it. But it's
right there. Yeah, you'll see a huge

that says... No, I mean literally the
sign.

Yeah, you're going through division
engineering.

It's going to be a left here across over
two streets, and there's a big sign for

it.

Yeah, it's different than you probably
know, the direction. That's why I'm...

This was delivered to me, right?

Yeah, Michael.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

What in the world?

happened what do you mean i'm like so
confused you just opened up a box and it

had a cartridge and some paper that i
just delivered to you yeah

uh i don't know if there's another one
coming in but i have yeah a hose

no no i brought you in a box that had a
triangle on it and you opened it up and

it had

I just, I swore I just brought you in a
box that had some other stuff in it.

Some other stuff in it? Yeah.

Where'd you get it? Can you hold on one
second? I gotta go up to my car. Well,

wait, hold on. I'll explain it to you. I
know what you're doing. Where are you

going?

Oh, all right. Let me, I'll help you.
Where is she going?

Yeah, we had some confusion over the,
yeah, here she comes.

Okay, bye -bye.

No, I just called. It's fine. This is
exactly what we were... I feel like

something is wrong with me right now.
What do you mean?

Wait, you're confusing me.

This was delivered to me, right?

Yeah, replacement toner ink cartridge
and extra paper.

That's all. Yeah, division engineering.
This is right.

Um... Look.

This is the other box that I was
supposed to bring.

This has to be somewhere else at 4 o
'clock, apparently.

Oh, okay, yeah. And I was supposed to
bring you the division engineering box

3 .15. And I got it.

Yeah, so Jimmy J's, you're going to want
to make a left out of the parking lot,

cross over 2 Street, and you'll see a
big sign that will say Jimmy J's. You

can't miss it.

Yeah.

Yeah? Okay, cool.

All right, you got it. Thank you so
much.

You're driving me a little loopy today.
I was like, what are you doing?

No, I swear to God and my family and
everything else that you had jimmy tapes

your shirt.

And I'm going crazy.

You're not going crazy. This is what you
do. You make a left out here, cross two

streets, Chattahoochee. You'll see a big
sign. It says you are on the Carbonaro

effect right now.

What?

It's a hidden camera magic TV show.

And you're on it right now.

No!

I did it!

You!

You! That really got me. Oh my gosh.

You're on the show right now.