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Wait a minute. You're completely blowing
my mind.
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This is the Carbonaro Effect.
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We should shoot in places like this all
the time.
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Modern art. Hold for ourselves while we
do this.
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Aww.
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Little kitty cat. So cute.
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Oh, my gosh!
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It's a family shop.
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Well, I'm glad I'm not going to be by
myself today.
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Yeah, help always helps. Yeah.
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They did one of those, you know, sip and
paint parties where they get people
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together and everybody gets a chance to
paint something.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, like paint night.
That's right. Was it that one? Okay.
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can I grab?
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Oh, you know what we're going to do?
We're going to help set up the
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installation, but before that, let's...
Here, have a seat.
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I'll give you the fun job.
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Okay. Okay, you can do the fun job. All
right.
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They like to save as much stuff as they
can when they do these parties. Okay. So
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just get all the paint off the brushes.
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Okay. And when the brush has as much
paint off of it as possible, just put it
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right there.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Oh, beautiful. Look at you.
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Yeah, just once they're pretty clean,
you can put them on the towel, and I'll
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wash them off in the sink afterwards.
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You know, it's fun getting to work at
the museum because you see a lot of
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new up -and -coming artists. Right.
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And they're fantastic.
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Yeah, man, I agree.
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But for me, I can never quite wrap my
head around why one painting is more
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than another painting. Yeah.
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Sometimes it's not even what the
painting is. It's just who the artist is
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they have a lot of popularity.
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Right. You know, like these works were
done by Nathan Fields.
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And he's just an up -and -coming guy
right now. Like, everybody just goes
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over him.
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Sometimes the simplest stuff gets the
most attention.
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Yeah, I'll probably save these markers.
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All done with that? I think I am.
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Just toss this away. Oh, are you going
to toss that?
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Should we hang it?
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I'm just messing around.
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My first paint piece, right? That's
lovely, yeah. I think it looks great.
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You should sign it, though.
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Yes, sign right there.
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Okay, do we ask them if we should hang
it in the museum?
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I appreciate your optimism.
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All right, let's open this one up. We're
going to put this painting right here.
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Okay, great.
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So what's the method?
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Let's use a little space here. You kind
of get in there, nailed shut. They
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shipped it from Chicago.
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Okay.
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Oh, that's not so bad.
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Yeah. It's on display there for the last
four months.
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And you got yours up? Mm -hmm. All
right.
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Here we go. Okay. We should probably be
very careful when we do this here.
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Are you kidding? Look at the hat. It's
beautiful, isn't it?
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But look, look, look at this. Oh, no, I
know. Believe me, I know Nathan Fields'
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work.
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No, I know.
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Listen to what I'm saying.
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Look at what I did and look at that.
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Whoa.
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Wait a minute.
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You've seen this painting.
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I've not seen that painting, man. Come
on.
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Come on. Right hand of God, if I'm
lying, I'm dying.
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No.
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I'm just doing what you told me to do.
I'm drying the brushes out so you can
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wash them. And that was the piece. And I
thought I was going to throw it in the
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trash.
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This is a $500 ,000 painting.
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That's uncanny.
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This is surreal is what it is.
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This is great. Yeah, we're going to be
turning over this entire gallery.
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Wow, okay.
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With new sculptures, new paintings are
all coming in. Well, just whatever I can
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do to help. Excellent. Put me to work.
I'm here to help. Okay, here, you can
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stand on that side.
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Okay. I'll be over here.
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Okay.
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This is one of those, did you hear about
the catacomb sculptures?
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No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, this artist, I
just remember his name, Baptiste.
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He too.
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Okay. He made all of these different
sculptures from clay that came from the
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catacombs. Uh -huh. Okay.
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So the clay, you know, in these things
has the dust of some of the skeletons
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stuff. But all of it is designed with, I
guess, these catacomb clay. That's so
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cool. Parisian catacomb clay. It's very
cold, too. It is. You can touch it to
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your cheek. It feels really good. It
does.
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Yeah.
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That's kind of spooky, though, right?
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It's cool.
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Yeah, me too.
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So the little guy goes on the top fan.
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Okay. Okay. Can you set that up there
very carefully? Okay.
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Oh, that's excellent.
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Okay. Looks good. And there's a little
bit of paper here, too.
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Sometimes they have, like, a special
thing that they say to do with it.
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with extreme caution. Okay, we can do
that. Sensitive to direct sunlight and
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oils. Okay.
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Do not handle with bare hands. Oh.
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Do not handle with bare hands. Must wear
gloves. Okay.
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Oops.
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Okay. Oh, yeah, I was feeling dusty.
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I was, like, feeling like a sort of... I
didn't even see the hand on there.
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Whoa.
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Was there a hand on there?
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That's not my hand, right? I think
because your hand touched it, maybe.
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Their head up in the air.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That's the weirdest thing ever.
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Oh, Mindy, I don't know. That's like...
It looks like my chin. It does look like
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you. I didn't want to say anything, but
that... I just touched it to my cheek.
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That bugs me out.
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Yeah, me too. I've never... I don't know
what to say. How would that... Like,
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I've never heard of a...
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I don't know. That is the weirdest thing
I've ever seen.
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I mean, I don't want to... You don't
want to touch it again. Let me get you a
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pair of gloves. Okay. Because we should
set it up and then... Yeah,
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just as is.
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Let me get... All right, I'm going to
get a pair of gloves. Yeah.
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Where do we... Oh, back here probably.
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Do I look legit?
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All right, I'm ready to be an office
person.
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I'm going to fire myself.
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Fire.
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Oh, hello.
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Hi, how you doing?
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What's your name?
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Brandy. Oh, Brandy, I'm Michael. How are
you? I'm good. You here for an
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interview? Yes. Thank you. You look
sharp. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I'm so nervous.
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I'm going to show off some of the
designs to the big boss.
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Oh, wow.
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Nice. What type of engineer are you? Can
I show you, actually?
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Yeah, you can practice. Okay, good.
Because I feel like, on one hand, I feel
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like I'm presentable, and I know what
I'm talking about, but I don't want to
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come across like some ding -dong. No,
you look pretty sharp. You look like you
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got your stuff together.
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All of the designs are my own. Oh, wow.
Okay, that I did. And I'll show you the
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first one here. I know both.
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This is sort of like a dream house of
mine.
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And mine, too. Yeah, but also, you see,
I did the interior here because a lot of
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times they say it's much better. They
know that you're not just slacking, you
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know what I mean, by just... Yeah.
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You know, you have to be, like, really
secure.
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How did you change your glasses that
quick?
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What do you mean?
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You just had your glasses.
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Should I not wear these glasses? No, I
like them. But, I mean, did you just
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different ones on? No, this is what I
came in for. You're making me nervous
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Should I not wear them? No, they're
nice. But that's weird. They just change
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color. Oh, no, no. The transition lenses
just came from outside.
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Oh, that's pretty cool. Yeah, they do
kind of their own thing.
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This is a little weird because I put
that X. I made a mistake on it, but I
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wanted to show it anyway.
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Is that weird if I come in and show a
design with a mistake?
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No. Because the thing is, I have the
mistake on the bottom, too.
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Oh. And it's here. You know what I mean?
Whoa, wait a minute. So they know that
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I'm totally, like, on top of what I'm
doing.
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And then the other one.
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Wait a minute.
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I have a stain here, which a coffee
shop. Oh, my God. Wait a minute. Do you
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what I'm saying?
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Wait, you just changed your clothes.
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And then should I change?
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Is that what you're saying? Should I
change my clothes? Wait.
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You're making me nervous. Wait, am I
going crazy? I just thought I seen.
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you ever see one?
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Well, I thought this was kind of low
-key to show that I'm artistic.
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Wait a minute.
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I know I woke up with a headache, but am
I going crazy? That's why you just had
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a suit on.
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Well, I thought that I would wear
something that was like... Oh, my God, I
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I'm going crazy. Really?
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Maybe just the way I was talking. Did I
sound more sure of myself?
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Yeah. Well, no. Yeah.
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Yeah, but I just... I remember you
walking in.
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Right. That's crazy. That can't be...
Well, I had... This was probably closed
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little. But don't you think, like, a
suit might be better?
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Well, everybody downstairs was really
casual, so I thought, like, I would be
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totally, you know, like, I'd look hip
and know what I was doing, but not be...
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don't want to just come across too
stuffy.
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No, you're not coming across too stuffy.
You know what I mean? Like, I want them
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to know that I'm, like, cool and, like,
a good person.
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Like,
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I don't want them to think... Do you
know what I mean? Yeah, I know what you
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mean, but you look... I mean, you have
to...
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Wait a minute. You just had a suit on.
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No, no. Just my shirt was a little
closed. But other than that, I want to
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like, friendly and cool and let them
know. That can't. Oh, my God. I'm going.
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I won't go with a hat today. I don't
know what's going on.
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Yeah. I'm going to go out and, like,
blaze out by the sun for, like, five
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minutes. Okay. And then I'll come back
up in here all, like, ready to go. Yeah.
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Good luck. All right. Cool. I think
you'll get it, though. All right. Good.
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Oh, yeah. All right. See you.
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All right.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Thank you.
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You just had a shirt on.
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Maybe I'm going crazy or something about
that.
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Now, I call to have a courier deliver me
an envelope.
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Are they arriving?
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Okay.
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Great.
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Come on in.
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How you doing, sir? Good. How are you?
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Oh.
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What is that?
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Oh, okay. Cool.
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Actually, would you open that up for me?
There's just a form inside I have to
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fill out. Yeah. Yeah. Cool.
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Great.
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Sorry to make you do that.
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No problem.
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Good. Okay. Here, this is the form.
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And what are these?
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Picture. Picture?
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Why are there pictures of me?
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These are pictures of you?
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Yeah. I have no idea.
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Wait a minute. These are you?
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, I know.
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I had actually asked for this last week,
and they didn't deliver it.
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So I asked to send proof of attempted
delivery. So these are probably pictures
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of you trying to deliver it last week?
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No.
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Well, when are these pictures from?
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Today.
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Like? Now, like, this is when I went and
picked up the package from them, and
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this is when I pulled it up to you.
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This is the package that's in your hand
here?
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Yes, sir.
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This is from when they picked up the
package at 4 .30 today.
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Wait. Inside this package are pictures
of you holding this package?
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Right. So these pictures are in there
right now in that picture?
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That's crazy.
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I'm looking at it too, yeah.
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This is me in your parking lot. It's
right there outside.
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That's weird. It's very weird. I promise
you. It's not a joke.
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Has anybody touched the package?
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Not since I left the warehouse, no.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Let me just, I'm just going to ask my
boss really fast. Will you give me a
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second? Let's find out what's up. And
then I'll sign that thing. Hold on.
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Easy day, right? Yes.
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So easy.
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I'm starving.
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Oh, bagels.
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Oh, thank you.
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Um, I don't know where the, uh... Uh,
maybe the napkin.
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Oh,
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that's great.
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Soft or hot? They're kind of soft.
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I shouldn't be eating so much carbs, you
know what I mean? I eat everything.
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You eat everything?
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Yeah, but I'm glad that I stay in my
seat.
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Yeah, my wife got me on this thing
about, like, less carbs.
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How's that working out? It's all right.
Like, I'll eat a bagel, but I'll flip
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out the whole inside of it. Really?
Yeah, because bagels have tons and tons
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tons of bread inside of it, so it's,
like, way too much. They'll, like,
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you down.
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And that's the problem with bagels. It's
like they're so good, but, like,
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there's so much bread.
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Wow, that's a lot that was in there.
Yeah.
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I get down to the doughy parts, you
know, just get it all out.
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Because it weights me down.
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But I've been trying to go on, like, a
juice.
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That's, like, a big thing to do, a juice
cleanse.
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And how do you do that?
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You can juice, you know, they'll juice
beets.
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Yes. You know, so, like, if you ever see
those.
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purple juice or, like, carrot juice.
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It's really good. Never tried it. It
looks really weird. It's, like,
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Like, I would not eat that, you know?
Look at this. Yeah. Wow, that's a lot in
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there. Yeah, I just... I would have
never known.
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Known what? That all that was in there.
Oh, yeah. Can you see now?
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Wow. Yeah, you got to dig. If you get
underneath it, you can get the whole
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thing. Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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That's pretty gross.
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Because the bagel's boiled, so, like,
all that dough is just... Oh, my God.
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that's what my wife's saying, you know?
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Get out of here. I know.
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And if I get down to the very edge, you
can get down.
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Yeah. See, the center's gooey. Oh, see.
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Here.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, that's... Very well. We need more.
294
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Yeah. Yeah.
295
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You're not going to eat that, are you?
Well, I just want to get the doughy
296
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It's doughier than usual.
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And then I take the sesame seeds off of
the edges, though.
298
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It's really... Because they're bad for
you, too.
299
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The sesame, right? Yeah. Oh, my God, how
many?
300
00:15:05,290 --> 00:15:07,150
Yeah. You can squeeze them out.
301
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Yeah.
302
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There we go.
303
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That's pretty good.
304
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I am never eating a bagel again.
305
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Come on. Here you are.
306
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What?
307
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,330
What the hell?
308
00:16:41,070 --> 00:16:46,630
Yeah. I should just come out of the bag.
309
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This lady right here in the red
swimsuit, she just came out of a
310
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Can you repeat that?
311
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You said she came out of a suitcase?
312
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,839
Yes, but she doesn't have on a yellow
band on her arms.
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All right, you know what? That's a
safety issue.
314
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Just keep your eye on them. I'll be down
there in a couple of minutes.
315
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Okay.
316
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,230
We'll be a lot out of here.
317
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:37,950
Oh, shoot. She's coming over here. Hold
on. I'm just going to put you down over
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here.
319
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Right here.
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Pretend like everything's normal.
321
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:47,010
Um, is there a reason that she's in the
suitcase?
322
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Well, you tell me.
323
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:54,530
She's not allowed to be inside of the
bag. It's a safety issue.
324
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Do you think people are going to be
staring at me? I mean, that's the only
325
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that I'm worried about.
326
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:04,870
Really? Why would they stare at you? You
know, some people can be so judgmental.
327
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,910
Oh, no, it's fine.
328
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,890
So it's okay, because we were just
worried.
329
00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:12,870
A lot of people have such a hard time
with it.
330
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:15,970
Yeah, so this is cool of you.
331
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,350
Okay, wait, hold on.
332
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:24,950
You know, some people can be so...
333
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,390
You can be so judgmental. Oh, no, it's
fine.
334
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:32,090
So it's okay if... Because we were just
worried. Let me get her here.
335
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,049
Come on up.
336
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,050
Okay.
337
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,190
Yeah, so this is cool with you? Yeah,
it's fine. I know a lot of people have
338
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such a hard time with it.
339
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:45,250
And she's deflated a bit now, so...
Shoot. Okay, well... I'm going to need a
340
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,250
pump.
341
00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:49,530
Maybe I should just get her a chair. If
I pull a chair up next to me?
342
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,130
Mm -hmm.
343
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,860
So is it okay if I keep her in the bag?
344
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:55,160
Yes, you can put her back in the bag.
345
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,720
But I thought you said she had to be out
of the bag for a safety issue.
346
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,500
Yes, but I thought she was a human.
347
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:07,160
That's how I feel about her.
348
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,840
Okay. Yeah.
349
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,070
There's a lot of us like this, you know,
we blow them up and we it's just like
350
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having a companion They call that the
carbonaro effect.
351
00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:28,270
Have you heard of that before? Yeah,
it's also the name of a hidden camera
352
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TV show
353
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This is crazy.
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00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:50,800
Oh, my God.
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