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That's weird. You're completely blowing
my mind.

This is... The Carbonaro Effect.

Do you like it?

I think my wig's on too tight.

How are ya? We're doing fresh squeezed
juice.

How are you? Doing all right. How are
you?

Do you guys buy fresh? I didn't know
there was another juicery place. We just

started. We sell, like, all organic
stuff, and our, you know, fruits and

vegetables are organic.

Because I knew about the one down the
way. Yeah, there's a juicery over there,

too. I didn't even know you guys were
here. But, no, yeah, we could give you a

little fresh juice.

Yeah, we'll taste it. You'll taste it?
Yeah. Just a little taste. Okay.

Good. Fresh orange juice.

Okay. Okay.

And this is really cool. They just
started letting me use this. It's one of

those new juicers from China. These are
really...

Oh, wow.

So you cored out.

That's right.

I didn't know they made such a thing.
Yeah, it's tiny, and it's super cool.

I've got a big one, but it's metal.

And you push it. You can feel that.
It's, like, really strong inside there.

Yeah. Oh, we're all trying. I could
build a house on that. That's right.

And then it'll do... Let's see if I can
get it.

Oh, you're going to do it right from
there? Yeah, right from it. That's

cool about it. Okay, let me see. Let me
see your muscles.

All right.

It's not working. There we go.

Let's see if I can get it.

I've never seen a juicer before. Okay,
wait a minute. You sell these things?

Yeah, we have them. How much?

Fifteen bucks. How did you do that with
that one little thing?

The juicer actually pulps the pulp.

It has these little micro ridges inside.

Does that work with all kinds of fruits?
Lemons. For some reason, it doesn't

work with lime. Okay, this is unreal.

I've never seen a juicer. What do you
call it? The juicer. It's just called

juicer, yeah.

What the world?

Are you kidding me? No, it's great. See,
it's pulping its own pulp.

How are you doing that? You've got to
squeeze.

If you keep turning while you squeeze.

Are you getting that much orange juice
out of there?

Yeah. Stop it. This is one orange.

You got that much juice? This is unreal.
It's pulping the pulp. Feel that. It

has like a little... No, right. I don't
care about pulp. I'm talking this orange

gave you that. Yes.

The pulp is juiced.

This is a miracle.

And prune, it's like tons of juice in a
prune. A prune? Yeah. One prune? One

prune. Because that's why it's so good
for like digestion and stuff. Yeah.

Prune, oranges, grapefruit. Grapefruit's
like a joke. You'd mess the whole

counter up.

Okay, I am a major grapefruit girl.

Citrus stuff, because it has pulp, will
pulp its own pulp.

Have a good day?

It's okay, Dad. It's okay? Here, come
here. Taste the difference between

bread and gluten -free bread.

Here, taste this.

Tell me if... Just a small piece. Yeah,
I'll give you a little small piece of

that.

Taste a little nibble of that.

That's just regular bread.

Right. And now the gluten is what really
makes bread, you know, makes you feel

full inside.

Yeah. So we use gluten box and we
extract the gluten from the bread. So we

it with the regular process.

Yeah. Here and I'll just take a little
bit of this bread. It's amazing how much

could be in there, too.

Here we go. Watch.

And I'm going to extract that from
there.

Sometimes people buy stuff from
different vendors, and we'll extract the

for them if you want.

Want to taste that?

That has the gluten removed.

It's a little drier. Yeah, it is.

But look at what you're not having, you
know? It's like, this is what really

weighs you down. It's the gluten inside
of bread.

Yep.

Wait a minute. Hold up. Empty that again
and do that again. Whoa.

Yeah, yeah. It's crazy, right? Yeah. And
imagine, like, trying to walk. How do

you walk around with all this waiting
you down?

It's unbelievable.

I mean, the truth is it is what makes
the bread good. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Did you taste the difference?

Yeah. Slice that again and let me see
this again.

Yeah. I'm going to make sure my eyes
ain't playing tricks on me. Oh, yeah.

Watch this.

What are those little things?

What is that? That's gluten.

Oh, my God. Yeah, we have to remove the
gluten from the bread.

It's amazing what all has gluten in it.
It is, yeah. But it's funny, too,

because something like a cracker,
they'll have more than... It'll suck it

that.

What are you going to do with it?

Yeah, watch.

Just go over the whole edge of it.

It's a gluten box.

Gluten bock? Gluten bock, yeah.

It's a patented process.

It's what can really open up.

You know, even on a dry cracker you'll
get, you know, if you want to taste it.

That's what makes bread good.

How you doing?

Doing okay. How are you?

Oh,

yeah, pretty cool, right?

You trying to eat, like, all organic
stuff?

The melon's kind of soft here.

Do you want to... Oh, yeah, it's like...
Wait, shoot.

I know what this is.

Yeah, it's... Whoa.

Yeah, we get a bunch of these in here
like this.

Because it's... Yeah.

Sorry about that. Yeah.

We have a citrus squatter.

Yeah,

they go in there when they're really
little and they eat the inside out of

In organic fields, yeah, because it's
super ripe, so they get through the

outside of the skin.

Hey, buddy.

Yeah.

We've seen ones they put like mating
pair. A mating pair will go inside.

And they'll have, like, a kid in there.
They just live there because it's a

hedgehog. Now, how does he get in there?

They'll go through the side. They'll
burrow, like, a bite on the outside of

With organic stuff, that happens all the
time because organic fields don't have

pesticides. Yeah. So, you know, you get
a lot of animals in there. I love that.

Yeah. They find that it's safer for them
to live that way because the fruit is

fresh. It's organic.

It's actually the air inside is better
for them than our polluted air. Yeah.

So they're kind of worried, scientists,
about a lot of animals that are going to

be just living inside of fruit.

That's the coolest thing I think I've
ever seen. You blew my mind.

Oh, really?

E -F -P -T -O -Z.

Nailed it.

It's easy. Don't even go to school for
that.

Stool there.

Stool there.

Guys.

All right, Deirdre.

Yes. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
I'm Dr.

Joseph. Okay. You can make yourself
comfortable right there. All righty.

All righty.

How's your vision?

It's good.

Oh, it's good. Okay, you wear glasses or
contacts.

Excellent. Do you work a lot on a
computer?

Yeah, but the last job I had was, and it
just ended.

Okay, do you ever get eye strain from
that?

I think I have from the computer, not so
much from the iPad before.

But sometimes I get tired of it and I
just put it down. That's good. Yeah, you

know, your own instincts are your best
indicator sometimes when it's time to

it away.

What comes from a phone or a tablet is a
blue light. Okay.

So we're seeing in industry a lot of
strange.

you know, diversions of vision based on
that light. Okay.

Yeah. And what I'm going to do is I'm
going to emit a small amount of

light into either of your eyes just with
this. Okay. One at a time. What this

does is it has a blue light tint to it.
So what this is going to do is simulate

an hour's worth of screen time.

Okay. In each eye. Okay. So just look at
me.

Okay. I'm just going to hold that there.

Right. I'm going to hold it here. Look
at me.

Right. Okay. Good.

Okay, so let's see where we were over
here.

Okay, I'm going to start closer.

Okay. So you can just see, you know,
this still is the best test that we

How far away was a computer screen when
you were working on it? About here,

here? Yeah, about right there. Okay, and
how is this line for you to look at?

E -D -F -C -Z -P.

Yes, okay, good. I'm going to pull it
back just a little bit.

Do you notice any strain from that light
or anything?

No, it just seemed like... This eye
seems a little higher, like dried or

something. That's what happens with that
light, that blue light. I'm going to

hang it up back here.

Okay. Sometimes the distance helps. A
lot of people can see it when they're

close up, but far away it's harder to
see.

It looked all blurred.

Say again. All of it looks blurred.

That'll happen. All the way from the
green all the way up to the top.

Yep. Okay.

So what I want you to do is can you read
this line right here?

The third one?

Or the fourth one? Try and read. The L.

Okay. Which stick? Because you got two
of them. Say that again.

Which stick? Because you got two.

Oh, my God. You only got one stick. Oh,
my God. Oh, we're seeing two?

Yes.

It's a distance. Oh, my God. That's
scary.

It's happening to a lot of people. Oh,
my God. It's the blue light.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. I wouldn't even worry about
it, though.

You never have that much put in in one,
you know, bang.

Oh,

my goodness.

So you saw a blurring, a ghosting,
and...

It was two sticks.

It looked like two sticks. That's what's
happening a lot with that light. The

blue light will, if put in too long,
you're going to start to see double from

far away. Wow.

Yeah. So, okay, which one of these lines
is the easiest one for you to read?

Oh, my God. Am I tripping out? It looked
like you got on two tabs and two belts.

Okay. You know what that is? That's a
normal, that's a double vision.

And two tablets now.

That'll clear up.

Don't even worry about it.

It's a distance thing.

Your eyes will return to normal in about
45 minutes. I can't believe it. Well,

you just relax, and I'll be right back
in a moment. Okay.

All right.

How are you doing?

It's pretty good.

I do. It does get a little blurry every
now and then, like when I'm watching TV

or something.

And have you ever worn glasses before?
No. No contacts, no glasses, LASIK? No.

Okay. There's a new procedure called AI,
where it's an eye replacement, where

you'll be able to see two times clearer
than a normal human being. Wow. And we

do it here.

And I had it done in both of my eyes. So
I have excellent, excellent vision.

Deep inside the pupil, you should be
able to see.

a little light actually a little deep
inside yeah i do a little bit

yeah it connects to the optic nerve so
it has the precision of a camera you

how they're making yeah camera lenses
much smaller it gives the ability and

show you here and get a look at it yeah
you can actually do it yeah what

it is there's a small light inside here
And

that's connecting to the optic nerve
that goes right to my brain.

That's the only thing that's a little
weird. It's wireless.

Really? So you can see, like, when
it's... That's the only... Up to 30

I walk away.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, that's the only
jarring part of... Kind of creepy.

Yeah.

We use this sometimes, you know, my wife
and I as a nanny cam.

Does she have one, too?

Yeah, she has two of them. Really? And
I'll leave this at home so I can watch

her with a babysitter.

What do you do, like, when you don't
have that in?

Like you do? Sleep. You take them out at
night to sleep.

Yeah. And it doesn't hurt, like, while
it's out?

No.

That makes me dizzy.

Sorry about that.

I shouldn't have dropped that.

Yeah. It's a little expensive.

Oh, my gosh.

You know, I was tired of trying to wear
glasses. I never had good vision. That's

part of the reason why I became an eye
doctor, you know, was because I couldn't

see very well. So it's good to...

Once it sets in, it, like, clicks.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. If you're interested, we do it
here.

Wow. I have not heard of this.

Okay, I'm going to get your paperwork,
and we're going to be all done here.

Okay. Okay, and you let us know if
you're interested, okay? Okay.

This will be kind of fun to mess with,
like, the laws. We're always messing

the laws of science, but, like, in a
science classroom. I wonder if it'll be,

like, more believable.

How far can we go?

You wait and see.

Come on in.

We'll be working in here today.

They just mopped, so be careful. Okay,
guys. Yeah, maybe you want to walk

this way.

Yeah, you can work on that side of the
table. I'll come over here.

Yeah, they do different lectures and
things in these rooms. So we're going to

get this all cleaned up for tonight
because they have a class coming in.

What are we looking at?

You know, there was like a meteor crash
in the Mojave Desert, and they picked up

pieces from around the crater. The
crater.

And these were around it. Oh.

What you should put gloves on. Oh. Yeah.
Okay, so these just happened to be

around it when the meteor.

Exactly right. So we're going to put
these samples into jars.

Oh, cool. Got you.

Yeah. Looks like a seed pod, doesn't it?
It does.

Yeah.

And I'll take these little fragments.
Yeah. You know, he was saying something

about exoskeleton.

I don't know. I'm not.

That's pretty cool.

Exhibit D.

Yep. And then there's this guy. I have
no idea. Look at that thing.

I don't know. What can we call it? Is
that a space pod or a space seed?

Came from outer space.

You have gloves on. You can kind of feel
it has a little bit of a... A little

roughness to it. Yeah.

That's pretty interesting.

Of course, I have an urge to crack it
open.

No, that's crazy.

That's not funny. That's not funny.
Okay, come on, come on.

That is the worst.

Oh.

I'm sorry. I'm not laughing, but I'm
laughing.

I can't believe this is happening.

No, I know. Wait.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Look at that.

But it was in the water for like a
second and it just like swelled up.

It's still even, it's still solid.

Yeah.

The middle is kind of soft here.

That is so strange. Oh, that has it
there.

Wow. Oh my God.

What is in there? I see something.

Look at that.

It is totally moving. It's still alive.

Oh, my God.

It's a creature from outer space and
it's still alive.

This is amazing.

What?

What is that? Oh, my God.

That thing is alive.

Oh, my. It's breathing.

Is it really moving? Look at the mouth
underneath.

Oh, that's little tendrils.

It looks like some kind of space crab.

Whoa.

I can't get this to happen. It's totally
like mutating. Oh, my gosh.

Yikes, yikes, yikes.

Oh, my God.

What the hell? What?

Yikes.

Yikes, yikes, yikes.

Ah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. It's totally, like, moving.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
No.

I'm holding it. Get over here. That's
not funny. Okay, hold on.

What if they're, like, multiplying into
more of them?

Oh, my God.

Did you hear that screech? What? Did you
hear that screech?

I just don't want to... Michael,

we just made history together.

Yes, we did.

We just made history.

This is beyond... What are you about to
do?

You lift the bowl up and I'll scoop him
into here.

Okay, ready?

Put it underneath.

Okay, just lift, lift, lift.

What the heck? What's the... What's
going on? What the hell is... Okay.

I have no idea.

That's like... There were crabs, another
cat.

What the hell?

It assimilated. Look at the book.

Michael.

Michael.

The book.

There were crabs, another cat.

You said the bookie, there's a cat on
the bookie, another cat.

Okay, we gotta get something to hold
these things in.

You cannot leave me in this room because
that will turn into something else and

you come back in here and I'm ate up.

They were crabs!

Yes. No, that, no.

I'm sorry, no.

Mm -mm, mm -mm, mm -mm!

Mm -mm!

They were crabs, Michael.

I know, they were crabs.

Okay, I'm really freaking out now.

All right, don't freak out, don't freak
out. Just hit, just hit.

No, just kidding. My ass. I'm sure you
watched enough movies to understand that

this bizarre is happening right now.

That's what can happen with a meteor
crash like that. If something comes out

a meteor that's alive and it touches
something else, it could assimilate.

called... Where the hell did you get
this information from? You haven't heard

that? It's called the Carbonaro Effect.

Have you not heard of that before?

No. It's also the name of a hidden
camera magic TV show.

Like the one you're on right now.

Jennifer,

get over here. No! Come here, you.

No! Come on.

I'm Michael Carbonaro. You're lying.

And I am lying. I'm a magician.

And you were so, so nice and smooth and
everything.

I knew there was something special about
you.

You all right?

Thank you.