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Oh my god!

That's nuts. That's crazy.

There is sorcery at play.

This is... The Carbonaro Effect.

Hamburger? Funny you could say that.

I've got one right here.

Pat right there.

Hamburger.

Hey, how you doing? Welcome to Skip.

Yeah, I need to pick up an order for
Brian.

Pick up for Brian? 20 hamburgers.

20 hamburgers?

Brian order?

Is it?

Yeah. Brian?

20. Is it 20?

I don't know.

I think so.

He ordered a bunch of them.

Oh, for office?

Yeah. Okay.

So is it 20?

Yeah. One.

Two.

Three.

I'm separated by a napkin.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

I have ketchup for you.

When I pack, I might feel confident
about it, but if someone else did it.

Nine.

Ten.

Eleven.

There's a dog in here. Is that two?

But they probably threw it in there.
Usually a big order will help you out.

Got some extra hot dogs in here, too. We
always give out cashews.

Yeah, like everything.

Mustard, too, if you want some mustard.

Mustard.

14.

15.

16.

17.

18.

19.

That's 20.

And then 20, there's a free soda in
there. I have that on the bottom, so.

Yeah,

if I put it on the bottom. I should give
you a lid, though.

Yeah.

All right, great.

Let me get you another bag.

Yeah.

Yeah, the trick is to go downside,
upside, and then you put them all.

That way. I didn't pack this one.

Yeah, because if I packed it, I wouldn't
have to count it.

Because I always, you know, I take great
pride in that.

I put three sideways and three forward.

Like up and down.

And you can fit two.

One along the side there.

One along the side. It's like building a
log cabin.

You know what I mean?

And if it's a flat layer, I can do this.

On top and then push it.

Down and you get to make like another
layer like you're layering chocolate.

I do three Then I put to the side like
that the home of the layer Yeah,

I don't even know how there's a drink in
there.

Oh, yeah, well that I keep in the bottom
so it doesn't spill some leak Oh,

that's why you put the hot dog in so
that it'll make a flat layer

Yeah, let's put a flat layer on the top.
And these help, too.

Yeah, cashews.

Yeah, if you can get them in the side
there.

And then I'll do another layer of
napkin.

That.

That.

And then I'll have a whole other layer
on the bottom.

Yeah, we call them packing cashews.

You're freaking me out. There's 20
hammers in a bag.

Do you want me to count them again? Come
on.

No, I'm just saying.

Where's the drink?

The drink is... I just can't believe all
that.

Yeah. It was so small.

Yeah.

It's way on the bottom.

Yeah. See?

It's still just way on the bottom.

No, I know.

That's why I do a napkin layer.

We do contact.

Wow.

Yeah. Just keep forcing it down with
layers as long as it's flat.

All right.

There you go.

No? There you go.

You can get your plastic bag. What the
hell?

Dude, there's no way there's a cup in
that bag.

Just keep it upright because the soda on
the bottom, it has a lid, but if the

soda's not on the very bottom, it could
spill.

Are you kidding?

Well, keep it in the plastic. You can
put it in the plastic.

Man, what the hell just happened?
Where'd all the food go?

Packed in there, Chicago style.

Oh my gosh, what the hell? That's crazy.

Oh, hey, how are you doing? Good, how
are you? I'm doing okay, welcome.

I called in an order for Jessica.

Oh, you called in? It's a Philly and a
fry. Philly and fry for Jessica. You got

Philly and fry for Jessica coming?

All right, that's coming right up.
You're still lucky.

Why? Oh, no, I can't eat the Philly
cheesesteaks.

I probably shouldn't. No, I can't. I
have, like, allergies to cheese.

Oh, no. It'll probably upset my stomach,
but it's totally worth it to me. Oh,

yeah. Well, if I could eat it, I would
eat it. Oops, sorry. If I could eat it,

would eat it, but I just, you know.

It's bad news if I touch or eat any of
the food here. I mean, it's good food.

Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying.

I will totally wig out cheese and bread
or anything like that.

But I have a good handle on what I'm
doing, so I'm working in fast food since

was 14, so.

Black doesn't tolerate.

And I just have weird, like, I get hives
and cheese.

So I just stay by the register, you
know?

All right.

More seat. I'll keep this. That's for
you. And someone else is going to bring

that around, so I can't handle the food.

Enjoy that.

I'm going to take a break.

All right. Just a prize here.

There's a sandwich.

No onions.

Thanks so much. Yeah.

You know what's great is the deluxe dog.
Have you had that?

You haven't seen the inflated dog?

Oh, they're so, so good.

Let me see if we had any left.

We have some deluxe in here.

The deluxe is in there, right? It's the
best one, the deluxe.

These are the ones that come
prepackaged.

And that's the burger.

Yeah,

deluxe dog. Yeah.

I do this for my lunch every time. Let
me get you a basket.

This is the best because all we have to
do is just fill it up.

So I got a little pump over here. I'm
going to slide that over so you can see

it. And it comes with a little end on
it.

They're all infected, so you know that
it's going to be good.

And if you like deluxe stuff, yeah.

And I like to let it fill up.

Yeah, nice.

Yeah.

Oh, it gets hot.

Yeah.

So it's good.

Can you feel that?

Nice and hot, right?

Here, hold that for a second.

Look at that.

That's the hot dog, isn't it? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. You want to take a taste of that?

Mm -hmm.

See that?

Mm -hmm.

You know what I'm saying?

Mm -hmm.

Steaming hot, too, right?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah. No,

they boil it before they ship it.

Every morning, we have them shipped
overnight, and then they decompress

they have, you know, a machine that
sucks the air out of them.

And no onions. I've dug for one with no
onions for you.

Thank you. Yeah.

Okay, you got me. I'll be back.

Plus, I do like the Maxwell Polish's.

Oh, yeah, we have ones from Poland
coming in, too. Real Poland sausages.

So that we can inflate those for you.
Okay.

All right. Thank you so much. You enjoy
that.

All right.

They're there, right?

Are you rolling?

Rolling? Not rolling? You are rolling.
All right. I know what I'm going to do.

know what I'm going to do.

I'm a normal person.

Cool booth.

I'm enjoying it. Yeah? A lot of people
come in here.

Oh, yeah.

I've had chicks.

Yeah?

That's how you get chicks?

No. You're not getting any chicks with
these?

No. I think they run away. Well, as long
as they stay in the case, you know.

That is creepy, though.

Yeah, that is pretty creepy.

That doesn't bug you out?

Oh, my God.

Are these the tempered glass ones or,
like, the acrylic?

This feels like acrylic. Acrylic?

Let me see that.

Yeah.

They can get kind of melty if they're
acrylic.

Yeah. Oh, this is tickling. What the?

What?

That was really cold.

Are you kidding me? Dude, that was off
the chain, man. Dude, are you... Can

you... You gotta put it on the table.

Oh, my God. These are the tempered...
You should tell people this.

This one's definitely tempered because
it gets warm.

And then what?

If they can come out, yeah.

Man, where am I at?

Yeah. Are you kidding me? Look, he's
looking pretty creeped out over there.

Yeah, man.

No, this is why this is so expensive.
Some of these ones are made with

glass that are on a time release.

Where are we, man? Star Wars, what you
mean time release?

These are genuine antique. This isn't
open nowhere.

No, the acrylic has a time release. If
it's tempered, the acrylic will stay.

And a time release one can be able to
find its way out, you know?

Someone could really freak out. You
know, if they're handling it and it

you don't want to be liable for that.

Man, these things are dead, man.

D -E -D, dead.

These things are dead.

Yikes. That doesn't freak you out?

Man, listen.

I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

When I saw that on your hand, man, I'm
like, you know, I was just handling this

stuff. All right, I'm going to wash my
hands, though, okay?

I get the heebie -jeebies, you know?

These are original?

Yeah, that's that artist, Don Caldwell.

Yeah, those are great.

Do you have anything?

I have one Don Caldwell, but I don't
have one with a horse on it.

How much is that?

This one is $1 ,400.

$1 ,400?

And the other Caldwell up there?

$2 ,400.

What is it? $2 ,400.

Oh, can I see that?

Sure. The one with the barn.

Yeah.

That's beautiful.

Look at that. That's just gorgeous.

You know, he would hide horses in all of
his paintings, but the ones where they

were prominent were... Yeah, this one's
got it, like, hidden here in the doorway

here.

What happens to the horse?

You can see his tail right in here, in
the side of the barn here.

You know?

It looks like he was a deer horse, man.

Yeah, you know, he didn't always paint
them big. He kind of kept them like a

secret in some of them.

Well,

some say you can sort of see always an
intention of a horse in his work. As an

artist, everything you do has essence of
what's important to you. And for Donna,

it was horses.

But that one has the obvious horse.

You know, unless you see it, I don't
know.

My eyes are playing tricks on me.

Were your eyes playing tricks on you?
Yes, they could have been.

Why?

I don't know. I don't know. I could have
been. Maybe just looking back to 22.

Wait, what are you saying? I saw a horse
on the picture earlier.

You thought you saw a horse on this
part? Yeah, and not that one, but it is

bizarre that I could have pointed and
saw a horse there and not there.

Oh, so you saw a horse on the barn one.

I thought I did.

Oh. Yeah, I know, but...

Philly is not there.

Right. Did you see the horse in there?

Honestly, I hadn't noticed it so
prominently.

Maybe like I just looked and didn't look
the way. Maybe the horse was galloping

from painting to painting.

It could be. If that's the case, it's
definitely time for me to move.

So you don't get trampled. Right,
exactly.

All right.

While seeing is believing. Right.

So it's not here. Right.

Unzip that and put that inside.

I'll get the cooler.

You want to ride in the middle?

What's up, buddy? You ready for this?

Oh, you're not talking right now?

Come on, we can pull this off.

This will be good.

Thank you.

Welcome to High Country.

Brittany? Yeah. Good to meet you.

Yeah, we had a huge sale this weekend,
and this coming weekend it's like major

rental weekend.

Okay. This is like one of our most
popular tents that we, that people rent

all the time. Okay.

So we try and set up our rental stuff
with stuff that we hope they buy.

Okay. So that should, uh... Open it up?

Yeah, oh, that's, this is like, oh my
gosh, come on.

Yeah. Ugh, they're supposed to get fined
when...

We'll have to flag the rent of that and
get that out of there. They actually

brought it back like that? They brought
it back like that. Isn't that stupid?

Yeah. They're like, we're bringing a
sense of the outdoors in.

All right, let's see. They really
enjoyed it, clearly.

Yeah, but this is great. Most people
love this one because you can pack it up

your car or it's really small.

It's self -operating. You've never done
it? I got a purse digging in it. You do?

For real.

A purse digging in this?

Here you go. Okay.

It'll just kind of do it itself. Look,
you did it.

That's pretty much it.

Just like this. Okay.

Yep. Here, you grab onto that side over
there, and you pull so that it kind

of... Well, grab both sides. Yeah, pull,
and then put it down on the ground.

You ready?

Yep, just like that.

It'll kind of hold itself up.

Okay. Right?

Perfecto.

That's it.

That's good. You want to open this chair
up?

Yeah.

You can set that chair up on that side.

And I got this little lamp.

Just double -click.

And we'll set that up inside like a cute
little family thing. So unzip that and

put that inside.

I'll get the cooler.

You want to ride in the middle?

Are you okay?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come here, come here,
come here, come here.

Bring the lamp over here.

Oh, my gosh.

Is that an owl?

Look at him.

I see him.

Look, he's calm.

Let's do shoes.

Let's work on shoes. Well, we have to
handle this. That's what we're paid to

Should we, like, call?

Oh, he's, like, doing that thing.

How did it get in there like that? Look,
when people come back from their

camping trips, there's always garbage,
you know, nesting stuff.

There was a snake in one one time.

Okay, Michael, maybe I should go to
shoes.

What? No, no, no.

Let me go. shoes.

No, please help me. I'm not going to do
this by myself. That's not fair.

That's not fair. What do you want me to
do?

Alright, I'm going to shut it, okay,
Brittany?

Okay, well, wait a minute. Let's do it
slow.

And watch your eyes.

You know what? Let's just leave him,
because now he's calm. He's fine. Okay.

Okay. What else do we need to work on?

Are you okay?

That's totally normal.

No, that's not a normal tent.

That's one of them 3D galactical
morphorange and power tents.

Oh, you can put those right there.

What is your name again?

Sujata. Sujata, Michael.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

All right.

We're just doing a little dressing, a
little redressing of the mannequin.

Fun. They like to change the clothes up
every three weeks. So when customers

come in, you know, they see something
new, they'll be more apt to buy it. So

can get kind of confusing.

Yeah. All right. So if they don't
have...

hair, it's good to put them in a hat,
but we're just asking him. So I don't

know. Which one of these do you think?
Yeah, I would do the gray one. Gray one?

Looks better. All right.

Can you reach him?

I think so.

Hey. Nice job.

That looks great.

Now this shirt, I'm going to switch
because he's been wearing this red shirt

three weeks.

And you just folded those greens? Mm
-hmm.

This is a medium. So could you grab me a
medium green one?

This isn't medium.

Oh, my God.

Whoa.

This is a medium. So could you grab me a
medium green one?

This isn't medium.

Oh, my God. I think actually the gray
one might be better.

I think, do you think this gray one?

For this guy.

Wait, for this one.

Not the green, but probably the gray.

Will be better for this. What size is
that? This is a medium.

Yeah. You guys just changed outfits on
me.

Huh? Yeah, I'm going to put the gray.
You and this guy.

Huh?

Y 'all switched outfits.

I'm confused.

That mannequin was just wearing what you
have on.

What mannequin? That one.

That mannequin was wearing this?

Yes. He was standing there.

You were wearing that.

You were on the ladder.

Oh, my gosh. This is your first day,
right? Yes. You sound like me. I get

confused. We all have to wear stuff from
the store because they like people to

buy. You're Michael, right? Yeah.

Okay. What? You're Stajeda? Yes.

Right. I was seeing stuff, maybe. You
were what?

Seeing stuff, maybe.

What do you mean?

Seeing stuff, maybe?

Never mind.

Is it the fumes?

Maybe. Because we should just paint this
place.

They could be the fumes. Yeah? Yep.

I may not have gotten enough sleep.

Okay, I get confused when I'm putting
clothes on mannequins because sometimes

everyone's wearing the same thing in the
store, and then if you're wearing it

and I'm wearing it, I'm like, well, you
end up accidentally talking to a

mannequin. That could happen.

I think I just did talk to a mannequin.

Of course I can.

Well, that's okay. I won't tell anyone.
Yeah, just, it happens, I guess, right?

Yeah, that can happen.

It's like that thing, you know, when you
misplace, you know, you get confused

between like a real thing and a fake
thing.

It's called the Carbonaro effect.

Oh, yeah.

The thing that happens in your brain
when you think you see one thing, but

really another thing. You think you're
going crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's also the

name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Shut up.

Yeah, like the one you're on right now?

No way.

Yes? No. Yes?