All language subtitles for the_carbonaro_effect_s01e22_iguanasaurs

Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people. That

nuts. That's cool.

Oh my gosh!

Hiding in plain sight.

Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them
fall for the impossible.

The best thing to do is just pick them
up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh my god!

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Michael wasn't available.

We hired Nate.

It was really me the whole time. That
was actually me. It was a long hunt for

keychain. We were just looking around.

Yeah.

Oh, cute.

Like the little cat.

The little kitty? Oh, you like kitties?

Oh, we have free t -shirts today, too.

Did you want a free t -shirt?

Of course.

Oh, shoot.

I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.
There aren't any more?

I don't know. I might be wearing the
last one. It was the junk man's daughter

-shirt.

Is it?

I'm sorry.

Wait, I have a... Well, you like
kitties. There's a kitty shirt.

That's way too big for me. That's way
too big for you?

But I can take it.

This one? No, this one's not free.

Oh, no. It's 30 bucks. Oh, of course
not, no. Okay.

I feel bad. No, of course not. Sorry
about that.

I like the kitty shirts.

But you could have the junkmans if you
wanted. I'll keep the kitty shirts. I

love cats.

What in the world is going on right now?
Do you want it?

Yes. Okay, cool. Thank you. Because I
love kitties.

Wait, wait.

What's under you? Under me? Under that
shirt?

What?

No,

yeah, this fits good, right?

Yeah, they just scared me.

I can get all the free T -shirts I want,
so they wouldn't charge me for this

one. You didn't have that shirt on. You
have this shirt on. Oh, yeah, because

you can have that one.

But how do you take it off like that?
How do you take it off so fast?

Because I can, the store will let me
have the free one.

But how did you take it off that fast?
You just kind of like turned around and

it was on you.

Yeah, because I can get it for free.

You want the free one, you get the free
one. It was the last one, but you can

have it.

Oh, my God.

I was going to try to like gather this
together.

I'm moving to Massachusetts.

Do you have anything from Massachusetts
weather in here?

Boas. I was making boas today.

Really? Yeah.

Have you ever seen one being made
before?

No. Oh, it's pretty cool. I'll tell you
this.

Yeah. So they import the feathers.

Uh -huh. And they get them from the
Bahamas.

And we put a little price tag in the
bottom.

Black and white's pretty classic.

And black and white, you said?

Yeah. Best? Yeah.

So all the feathers go in. It's a little
bit of a messy process. You're not

allergic, are you? We'll find out in a
minute. Okay.

And you start with your base color.

Uh -huh.

And then you mix a little of the other
colors in there like that.

All right.

We should be videotaping that.

And once they're all stuffed in, then
you get a little string.

This will work. And it's like a bow of
dipping.

Ready?

And dip down.

There we go.

How did you do that? Okay, how did you
do that?

I feel like I should have paid admission
for that. That was fascinating.

You can do it. No, no, if you do it
again.

Okay, we'll try the red and black. Yeah.

Put the red in like this.

A little black.

And a little tag goes in, too.

All right.

Then I get a little piece of string. You
can dip them, or you could put it in

there. And it's just a quick little dip
in and up.

Yeah. I'm telling you, that is so
fascinating.

Yeah. That's gorgeous.

It does look nice.

How do you get it so the black is just
on the edge?

Well, you know how they say, like, birds
of a feather? Uh -huh. That expression?

Yeah. Yeah, they all go together because
they're from the same.

They're from the same bird.

Well, it must be Wednesday.

Hey.

Hello. I was looking for some yellow
spray paint.

Yellow spray paint. Okay. Cool, cool,
cool. What are you doing? I just found

we're spray painting some chairs.

Okay. Great.

How's yellow?

Good. Good. I have one left, too.

Okay. Great.

It's $7. And do you know how to use
this?

Are you talking about the paint? Yeah.
We're only selling them like this now

because the cans, too many kids are
vandalizing stuff with the cans.

What if it's like this?

This. I'll show you.

Okay. So you put a little piece of tape
on one side, and you're just going to

roll it up like a can like this.

And make sure it lines up on this edge.

Good.

Like that. There you go.

There you go. Do it.

And then you need like a little, you
need a top for it too so that it matches

up.

And that's on.

You'll feel it kind of pressurize in
your hand.

Okay.

The kids don't know about this.

And then you're ready to go.

And you can paint.

Okay. But it's just so that we can sell
them that way without kids knowing

what's going on.

Okay, got it. You got it? Right. Okay,
good. And it will dry pretty quickly.

when you're finished with it, you can
just fold it up and put it in the

or anything.

Wait, am I tripping you now? No, just
this is so that you don't want anyone to

get a hold of it when you're done with
it.

You're going to want to crush it up and
get rid of it. Does that turn into a

can? Yeah, it'll turn into a can.

I thought, okay, I feel like I'm going
crazy. I got you. Wow, that's pretty

amazing. Yeah, it's environmentally safe
this way so that, you know, you can

throw it away when you're finished with
the job. But it's good to completely,

like, separate the lid piece from it and
the whole can. You're going to want to

split it open again and rip it so that
someone can't pull it out of the trash

and make it, okay?

Really rip it up when you're finished
with it, okay?

Oh, yeah. All right, so I'll get you a
new one.

All right.

Here's one for you.

I've never seen anything like it in my
life. You never saw those before?

No, like, that's amazing to me. I
thought I was going crazy for a second

now. I was like, wait, why does he keep
asking me about this paper? Like, am I

scanning it, or what is he talking
about? Oh, no, no, that's actually it.

I'm glad you said that. I've got to get
you a disc.

We're going to walk out of here without
a lid.

This is funny. There you go. All right,
I'm going to grab you some change, okay?

Okay.

Oh, wait.

We're going to do something. Hold on.

you doing?

Good. What are you doing?

Fresh.

Oh yeah.

I'm sorry to hit your toes there. Oh, I
appreciate that. Thanks.

Trying to organize this thing.

It's a mess. I know. Pick up off my dad.

Nothing's together.

I was trying to use this little guy. Do
you see this thing?

What is that? Oh, the little, the little
drawer organizer.

You ever seen that little guy?

Oh, great.

I can get him to click back on that. Uh,
drawer organizer.

Well, if you keep your stuff nice, you
put it in there when everything's

organized the way you like it, and you
click it on, and you let it kind of

the way you like stuff.

So that if it gets messed up, you just
leave them inside there.

To remind you to, you know, clean it.

Pretty wild, right?

And he just keeps, oh, but when you
close it up, he stops.

Yeah, but it should pause for a second.

And it will organize it back to the way
that you like it.

It actually moves the things around?

Well, it will move it to the way you had
it cleaned. The way you had it cleaned?

Yeah, it's not going to just clean
something. And that actually moves the

utensils in between. Yeah, utensils or
tools. If you want something like a shed

or a garage, we have big ones in the
back aisle over there.

But these are a dollar.

That is a cute gift.

I'm just shopping. I'm just a shopper.

Okay. Ready?

Wow. This place is really cool.

Oh, yeah.

I can try this on? Yeah, you can try it
on. Oh, yeah?

I love the feet.

Oh, I got shoes, too.

Oh, yeah?

I don't think your shoes, I don't think
they're going to fit, though.

These are small.

Yeah, those are extremely small. I can't
even wear those.

That's an adult.

How would everybody wear this thing?

You don't actually put the shoes on. You
just put your knees.

I mean, you put the shoes in front of
your knees.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that's how it works.

I'm going to do it.

I'll try it on. Okay. You sold me.

Wow.

Yeah.

Have you ever seen a costume like that
before?

No, not a costume you're supposed to
walk around on your knees on.

I know, really.

Well, I'll give it a try.

It would have to be a party that had a
soft floor, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I'm going to be walking around all night
on my knees.

Wait, where's the face?

Yeah, it's outside.

Hanging on that hook.

All right, let's see.

Ready?

How does it look?

Yeah.

That's it right there.

Don't even look like your real legs
right now. Even then, nobody paying

attention to your legs because it's like
you're standing up. It looks sort of

like the suit part looks cheesy.

I mean, I could do this.

Like I want something to look and be
like, oh my gosh, there's a leprechaun.

like, oh, there's a guy in a leprechaun
costume.

I mean, seriously, does it look like
real?

I don't know.

The suit looks a little cheesy, you
know?

Maybe I'll try something else on.

Hey. Hi, how are you?

Okay, a friend in the back is, like,
trying on everything.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Costume's just not my thing.

Me neither. Oh, my gosh.

Do you dress up, like, for parties and
stuff? No.

No, me neither. I don't party that much.
No?

But if it was like a costume party,
would you wear something?

I probably wouldn't go.

That's what I'm thinking, yeah. Because,
you know, I just feel like an idiot in

costume. I'm like, I'm not going to...
Like, I couldn't see myself wearing

something.

As a kid, I would dress up and stuff,
but... Did you just change your shirt?

Huh? Did your shirt just change?

Oh, no.

This is what I'm talking about. My
friend's like, oh, we have to wear

And I'm like, oh, fine.

But this is like all I'm going to do.

Oh, okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like I'm not going to put on a whole...
This is stupid, right?

This is silly.

This is the silliest thing.

I don't care who you are.

There's definitely something in there.

Is there? Yeah, look.

What the... Okay, not cool. This is not
happening right now, man.

Do I blend in with all these figures?

I've been told I look kind of Egyptian.

Do I look Egyptian?

Is someone coming?

How you doing?

All right, let's go. That's what we got
going here. All right.

They just found a whole lot of
fossilized eggs in Cairo, which is great

lots of museums are getting their hands
on the fossilized eggs. So it's like,

this is the new one.

Wow. Yeah, I didn't even know eggs could
be fossilized.

Careful gloves, huh? Right.

Yeah. All right.

Okay, this is great. Wow, this is a good
one.

Now, it just fossilized the exterior of
the egg. Whatever was inside, I mean, is

it still in there? Is it still, like,
maybe intact, maybe? Yeah, I don't see

cracks or anything.

Perfect. Here, you hold that. I'm going
to dust it off a little bit.

Yeah, I don't see anything. Look at
that.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, and they didn't even know, as of
yet, like, exactly what kind of

they were.

Might find a new species.

That's right.

Okay, and we're going to set this up on
a little display.

This is just a...

Oh, okay, nice.

Here, I'll take the egg.

Yeah, go ahead and set that up right on
there.

Yeah, it helps cushion it.

Yeah, these things can be really
delicate. So here, just lay them in

that. Just like this?

Yeah. Good.

And put the dome on top.

Nice. Just be careful.

Oh, that looks awesome. They're going to
love this.

Yeah. All right, and right here, I have
the label.

Let's put that.

Label that here.

Go ahead and you can label that.

Yeah.

Looks great. Is that pretty thinner?
Yeah, it looks good.

Whoa. How the heck did that happen? Did
it crack?

Shoot. Well, sometimes they don't ship
these things from reputable places.

Oh, that's terrible.

Oh, wow.

Careful with it. Yeah.

Yeah, it is kind of loose.

Ew.

There's definitely something in there.

Is there? Yeah, look.

Oh. My.

God.

Dude.

This is not happening right now, man.

You don't know what kind of defense
mechanisms he's got.

Okay, not cool.

Oh, man.

You gotta tell somebody, man. This is
insane, man.

I mean, I know it's worth a lot of
money, but I mean, I think your

might be a little more valuable. I think
you're right. This is like... Give me

this. This right here? Yeah.

Maybe we can get him to... Can you,
like, coax him in there?

Here, will you hold this? I got it, I
got it.

Oh, my gosh, it's got a huge tail.

Okay, okay, yeah, he's not going to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, here, wait.

You know what? That's an iguana, though,
man. Maybe that's, like, where... Well,

obviously, that could be, like, where
iguanas came from. Duh. Like, maybe they

were first before iguanas. Before, yeah,
they were dinosaurs. At some point,

they evolved, right. Yeah. Like, maybe
this grows to, like, a huge iguana.

they were, like, iguanasaurus.

I mean, as long as it can stay this
size, dude, I'm cool, man. But if that's

baby... Yeah, imagine what it's gonna be
when it's full grown.

I'm...

My mind is like blown right now. I don't
even know what to think right now.

Oh, hi.

How are you doing?

Good. How are you? Wow.

I'm doing good.

I didn't know you worked here.

Yes, I just got here.

Oh, cool, cool.

Wow.

That is crazy.

They're going to watch it like 24 hours
or something?

Pretty much, yes. Wow.

That's amazing.

And there's the daughter behind you.

Oh, right.

The daughter of the mistress, King's
mistress.

She's the one that was the heir to the
throne, but because she was the pastor's

daughter, she wasn't allowed to. But
then they found that they were actually

related, and she was supposed to be the
one going to the throne.

Oh, that's crazy. That's what I heard
them talking about. They were going to

display them together for the first
time. I think so, yes. Wow.

Oh, my gosh. I've got to get a picture
with this. Yes, I think you can.

I can take a picture with you. Will you
do it? Yeah, sure. Great.

So I don't have to do a selfie. Yeah, I
don't have to do a selfie with you.

Yeah, I want to point like.

There you go. Smile.

Three, two, one.

Perfect. See if you like it. That's
great.

Oh, that's great.

That's really great.

Perfect. Here, wait. Can I take a
picture with this? Yeah. Well, good.

I'm going to go in here.

Yeah, yeah. He told me that you're
allowed to. When we work here, we're

it's our secret way of being able to get
inside there.

Oh, wow. And you can take a picture of
me from in here? I can do that for you.

Okay.

Great. Okay.

Why don't you do the same thing? Like,
hmm?

All right. There you go. That's mine.

Perfect. Oh, very good. I think now you
can see. Did it come out good? Closer,

yeah. Oh, wow. That's great.

Good to meet you. Good to meet you, too.
Okay, good. Well, good luck.

Thanks. Okay, bye -bye. Bye.

Okay. Why don't you do the same thing?
Like, hmm?

All right. There you go. Smile.

Perfect. Oh, very good. I think now you
can smile. Did it come out good? Yeah.

Oh, wow. That's great.

Good to meet you. Good to meet you, too.
Okay, good. Well, good luck.

Thanks. Okay, bye -bye. Bye.

John?

I have my eyes closed in this one. Can
we do this again?

What happened? The one where I had
the... This picture is like my eyes are

closed. How can you... Oh.

Did... Oh, did they take it already?

I'm going to... All right.

Who took it?

No one. I was here. I don't know what
happened.

Wait. Who came and took it?

No one.

Come on.

I'm serious.

This is not a joke.

So no one came in here. You were sitting
here. I was gone two seconds.

I know.

Okay, let's retrace our steps.

I came in. I'm talking to you.

I handed you my camera.

And I pointed.

And I said, take my picture so it
matches the... I said to come over here.

did he get in there?

You scared me.

Hold on. I thought somebody took it.

I thought the same way. How did it get
from there in there? I didn't move it.

I did not touch.

I know they were going to put them on
display together.

When?

I don't know when they were going to do
it. I just didn't know somebody did it

already.

Okay.

This is weird.

I have no idea how it got to be there.

I don't know. I don't believe in stuff
like that, that art has its own...

life, you know.

You know that, what is it called? Have
you ever heard of the Carbonaro effect?

It's the name of a hidden camera magic
TV show.

Probably. Like the one you're on right
now?

You didn't do this. I did this.

Why did you do this?

Why? I'm a magician.

Are you kidding?

I was freaking out. Oh, you were doing
so great. Oh, no, don't be scared. Don't

be scared. Don't be scared. I did it. It
was magic.

And you were great.

How is this possible?