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Hey, what can I get you? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people.

Wait a minute.

Hiding in plain sight. How you guys doing? He makes them fall for the

impossible.

They remember how to be tied.

Yeah.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Purple is still folding that mob shirt.

Did you just buy soap?

Here? No, over there. Oh, you did. Okay.

Is there any... Can you give me that one?

Oh,

wait.

No, no, no. There is.

Oh, this stuff's awesome.

Uber? That was like 45 bucks a box. This big.

Yeah. Yeah.

What the hell?

You see on the outside it says 100 loads.

Look at it.

Yeah.

Just a little bit in there.

You have to like, you shake it up.

You never saw this?

Yeah, once you have it shaken up, you just...

Yeah.

Yeah, it's like super concentrated.

So you could do 100 loads with one little box, but it's real expensive.

I've never seen anything like that. Never saw it? Never.

Oh, man. It's the best because... What are you still for?

It's just German concentrated stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. 100 loads out of one box.

And it smells really good.

Wow. How much did you pay?

$4, but how many loads are you going to get out of that?

Doesn't say. See, that's how they get you.

And then they have this one. That's the one that does 10 ,000 loads.

Yeah.

If you need any of this, I'll be down here.

How you doing? Good, how are you? Doing okay.

This is my last day of work.

Oh, nice.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to Cancun.

Got my shorts, my shirt. And you're ready.

That's it. I just finished my laundry, and I'm getting on a plane tonight.

Wow, that's awesome.

Yeah. You ever been to Cancun before?

I was in Florida last year for a month, well, March.

Have you ever been on any cool, like, tropical? I've been to, like, the

Uh -huh.

a blue shirt on. Is that one?

Yeah.

That's my work clothes.

How'd you do that, really, though?

Because you were just showing me the clothes.

Do I look like I'm ready to go?

You were holding it, though, so I don't get to watch you head down or anything.

I'm going on vacation now.

I'll send you a postcard.

You have a dollar bill.

This one has a ripping in.

You don't mind swapping with me?

I appreciate that.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look at that, man.

The serial number.

K33 -111 -253E.

It's exactly the same.

That's the same serial number.

Whoa!

You put it in.

That's crazy.

What are

the words?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What?

Crazy. For a buck?

You are the one that matched.

Can I borrow one more

quarter? Just because of the dryers.

Oh, you're the best. All right. Thanks, man.

Sharing the wealth.

You are the luckiest guy, man.

Feels like mom.

Okay, I'm going to go.

Oh, wow, look at all this stuff.

Look at this. So what kind of goodies did you bring us? Oh, we could always

shoes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, these are great.

These are great shoes.

Wow, look at that.

Whose were these?

Used to be a friend of mine. Her name is Debbie.

Looks like there's a little... What's that up there?

What is that?

What?

What the... Is he alive?

No, I don't think so. It's... Oh, yes, it is.

That was in my shoe.

Yeah, they like the security of being inside of a shoe.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

I'm glad you saw it. Can you imagine this was in my room and I have two dogs?

Oh, is he yours?

No! Oh.

Did you... Dog?

Well, I don't know. A lot of times we get shoes here delivered all the time,

there's all kinds of different things living in them. Wow.

Yeah. They're also called the shoe scorpion because they like the smell of

Oh, my gosh. And they're attracted to... And socks, too, so check socks. What

are you going to do with it now?

Oh, we have somebody come and pick them up for us. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Unless you want to take them back. I mean, it's yours.

No, it's not mine. I don't raise scorpions. I raise pigs and dogs.

What do you got here?

Little items. They're all a dollar.

Oh, cool.

My dad's birthday is coming up.

When's his birthday?

Next week. Next week? Yeah. I think he has a record player.

You have a record player?

No, I don't.

He loves that old vinyl town stuff.

Are these good, or are they?

As far as I know, and I would hope so, because I'm selling them. Sure, right.

You know. I'll just give it a little look here.

Oh, what is that?

Oh, my gosh. Oh,

yeah. It's polka, though.

Yeah, but it's funny.

What?

I've never seen anyone do that.

What? With this.

What are you talking about? The sound it made.

Oh, playing a record? Yeah. Oh, well, you have to listen to it. Yeah,

because vinyl, that's why everybody loves vinyl.

Vinyl is like a percussive instrument.

Right. So it plays like an instrument does, you know? Yeah.

But there's other stuff here. What do we got here?

Oh,

that's like opera or something, right?

Do it like a pen or something. Yeah.

Could you see it? Yeah.

Sometimes you could do it this way, too.

Be like... Yeah.

But it messes up the sound, so it's better to do it manually.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Okay? Okay.

What is that?

Oh, it's a country.

I love countries. I like countries, too. Yeah.

That is good.

Uh -oh.

I think it has a scratch.

Totally understandable.

And what is this?

Let's see.

Oh, it's like old western.

Yeah, that's like some John Wayne stuff. He'd love that.

Wait, can I do it?

Yeah, of course. Okay.

Just pull the bottom of your eye down and see.

Maybe not with the movie.

This is a crazy little array of stuff you got here.

It's a lot.

Oh, you're doing an assignment for school.

Oh, the tabernacle?

Wow.

I see.

So it's a golden lampstand, but it's a makeshift. A makeshift golden lampstand.

Oh,

so you're going to spray paint it?

Oh, wow.

I think we might be able to get you a good deal on this today.

Yeah, because we run specials. What does the sign right there on the front of

the counter there say?

A golden lampstand, free.

All golden lampstands are free. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess this would count.

making her own golden lampstand.

Yeah, I think that counts as free.

Yeah, that'll count.

It's not getting these free?

Well, you said it was a golden... God is good. Well, yeah. I mean, if you're

considering it a golden lampstand... It has.

I mean... I mean, it's the best pieces I've seen since I'm looking.

But you're not just coming over here and putting this together and calling it a

golden lampstand for the special, are you?

I didn't see this.

I didn't see them. I walked in and I said, let me look. I thought, check off.

Yeah. Just so that I don't get in trouble with the management. When you're

finished making it and spray painting it, would you send me a picture so I

prove to them it really was a good one? I'm going to do it. Okay, great.

I'm going to do it. Then that's free. Yeah, let me get you a bag.

Now this is for me to go home and barbecue my fish. Oh, yeah. Well, if you

to come back tomorrow, I kind of heard a buzz that they were doing fish frying

equipment tomorrow as a special.

Are you serious?

Hello. Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you doing?

I'm doing good.

We got over here a special sale.

Yeah, I guess. We have a few little trinkets here.

Yeah, the whole shebang. Yep, we do. We have a lot of different varieties. Yeah,

you do.

And that?

A butterfly.

Yeah. Now, I'm not too sure how this works. Maybe that just goes in five. Oh,

you can actually open it. That's pretty cool.

What is it? It's like a... I guess it's... Just like a sample of a

A sample? Yeah, I'm guessing. Is it real? I don't think it's a real

Is that real?

Well, maybe it was. Yeah.

But it's only $2.

Two bucks, huh?

Yeah. Maybe I should get it for my friend Taylor. I think I'll do it. All

Not bad, right? That's fine. You got something for your friend Taylor?

Do I pay here?

Oh, right here. Fine.

Okay. Thank you. Oh, it flipped.

Oh, no.

Oh, shoot.

Is it like glue? Is it alive?

What?

Oh, my gosh.

Is that real?

Yeah.

Whoa,

that's kind of creepy.

What? Oh, my gosh.

They're beautiful.

Oh, my gosh.

How could it be? I don't know. Where was it? It was sitting right here in a,

like a mounted.

It's a butterfly.

It was in the box, mounted.

Yeah,

we just, it was like a mounted frame.

Oh my gosh, your friend is going to love that.

I still get to have it? Yeah, thank you.

Oh.

Oh no.

Where did he go?

Are we rolling?

I mean, are we in?

You got it.

You got it.

How you doing, man?

Busy day, right?

Oh, hi.

Uh, I need to turn this off.

Okay.

Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, it looks like a nutcracker.

Yeah. Oh, it's a snow globe.

Yeah, well, it's a snow globe with, like, the nutcracker.

Yeah. Yeah. She's holding the little, uh... The nutcracker. That's cute.

I can pack it up for you. Hang on tight. Okay. Um, let's see if I have a... I'll

take some paper.

I love this. This is great.

Oops.

How did that come out?

Why don't we just tape it on the front of it?

I'll put it on here for you so you don't lose it. I see this all the time. This

is why they don't allow these on planes.

Because kids shake them, and stuff flies out all the time. So I'll put that

there, and you can... Oh, wait.

Oh, what?

Huh. I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe don't shake it, and pack it up as is.

Yeah. All right.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, be very careful.

Okay.

Great.

Okay. All right, bye.

Yeah. See you later. All right. Bye.

Bye.

I can help you ladies over here. Okay. How are you? I'm good.

All right.

Oh, would you do me a favor?

Could you grab that for me?

It looks like the arrows are facing the wrong way.

Yeah. Which side is that supposed to go up?

Yeah, it's supposed to go like that.

That way? That way. Okay, here, let's put it down that way.

Would you put that down for us again?

Here, here.

It's not ours.

This isn't yours?

No. No, I know. The guy just dropped this off. This was supposed to be. So

this way.

Yeah. Is that right?

Wait a minute. I think it's the other way.

This way? It depends. He's got it taped from here, so I would say it goes this

way. That way?

Why is the sticker this way then?

That's bizarre.

Yeah, that one should be up that way too. I don't know why they do this.

Do you mind if I just open this really fast? No. Okay, because you know what?

It's confusing because one's going up, one's going down. One's going up, one's

going down.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. So this way up. Yeah.

Yeah, because...

Yeah, that's the way up. Yeah, because otherwise,

otherwise, yeah, if I put it the other way.

It's going to be gone. Yeah, it'll be gone.

All right, great. Well, here, let me get this.

I'll probably just, I didn't, I didn't know it was going to arrive already

It was a company. They said they still ship same day for parties.

Oh, you're kidding.

You could like that and do it in a bottle.

That's amazing.

Do you guys want some puns?

Yeah. How you doing? I can help you over here.

How are you? Good. What are you sipping?

This glass penguin.

Oh,

okay. Glass penguin.

Because it's glass, I can't wrap it for you, but you can wrap it. I can give you

supplies. Okay. Okay, it just has to be your responsibility.

Right. Yeah, okay, just because it's glass.

Right, okay, cool. All right, so why don't you secure it in paper wrapped up

really tightly.

All right.

Yeah, wrap it real secure.

Good. All right, and I'll get you some bubble wrap. You want to wrap bubble

around there too?

Great.

All right, you put them in the box.

One peanut.

I'll get you a piece of tape.

There we go.

If you'll do me a favor, just pop it on the scale for me.

As long as it's under five pounds.

Great. Okay, good.

And just sign that yellow paper.

Is this my name? Oh, do you have another one?

No, I just... Two?

Are you going to ship another one? Or are they both in the same box?

What's in there?

So I'll see if I can find another box for you.

I think I have another one that size No,

I don't have another but they have to be separate There

we

go if you do me a favor just pop it on the scale for me As long as it's under

five pounds Great. Okay, good.

And just sign that yellow paper.

Oh, do you have another one?

Two?

Are you going to ship another one? Or are they both in the same box?

Joe,

I'll see if I can find another box for you.

I think I have another one that size.

No,

I don't have another.

But they have to be separate?

No, this is crazy.

Why? Because the king was wrapped up in it.

Now it's not.

What?

The king was wrapped. The hole poked out the tail, see?

The tail poked the hole in it.

I'm confused.

I'm very confused.

Let's try it again.

That's weird.

I wrapped him up, and the tail poked out of that hole.

Then I wrapped the bone around it, put it in there, put it right there, and

next thing we know.

That is really weird.

Just back out.

Okay, yeah, wrap him again. We'll try it again.

Yeah, that was weird. That was really weird. Yeah, that is really strange.

That's why I was looking, because I was like, hold on, how did the treatment, I

just rested. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, yeah, get that all secure in there, okay?

Just wrap it really tight, because that's why I can't be responsible.

He's definitely in there?

Yeah, he's definitely in there. Okay, okay.

Ready?

That's the fear. Okay.

There you go. All right, just pop it on the scale, because I'll check and make

sure it's on there.

Okay. And it's under five pounds.

Okay, great. Bring it on over.

I don't know, where does this people keep getting out of this box?

Oh, I've seen this before. When you can't ship something, they call that the

Carbonaro effect.

It's also the name of a magic hidden camera TV show.

Whoa. You're on TV right now.

Yep, because they hide your friend in the camera right there.

Y 'all got me. Y 'all got me. Was it fun?

Yeah, it was very fun.

You were great.

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