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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,799 --> 00:00:04,800 Hey, what can I get you? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,240 What is that? 3 00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:09,840 Hiding in plain sight. 4 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:10,859 How you guys doing? 5 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:12,620 He makes them fall for the impossible. 6 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,240 They remember how to be tied. 7 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:16,860 Yeah. 8 00:00:17,220 --> 00:00:19,420 This is the Carbonaro Effect. 9 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:29,300 Yeah. 10 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:30,930 See how smooth we're doing? 11 00:00:33,370 --> 00:00:34,370 How are you doing? 12 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,910 I've been liking this so far. Yeah. 13 00:00:39,230 --> 00:00:40,790 Okay. How are you doing? 14 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:41,989 Good. Doing good? 15 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:44,610 And this was the dill milk? Yeah. 16 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,970 That's cool. 17 00:00:49,370 --> 00:00:50,309 That's me. 18 00:00:50,310 --> 00:00:51,310 No, that's not you. 19 00:00:51,490 --> 00:00:52,510 It looks like you. 20 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:56,570 That is to me. Don't do that to me. You're going to freak me out. You're 21 00:00:56,570 --> 00:00:57,570 to freak me out. 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,980 You're going to mess me up. No, guys, come on. I'm not kidding you. You're not 23 00:01:00,980 --> 00:01:02,520 missing person, are you? No, I'm not. 24 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:08,400 That is crazy. Okay, now how did that... Look, it just changed. Oh, oh, oh, oh. 25 00:01:10,100 --> 00:01:13,700 I've heard about this. These things... Oh, my God. I'm like, that is crazy. 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,660 Yeah, they printed these images. 27 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:18,980 How did it make me look like that? Well, I think it just looked like you for a 28 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:19,980 second. 29 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,340 No, it was me. 30 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:25,620 How did it go away? I don't know, but that wasn't on there first. It didn't 31 00:01:25,620 --> 00:01:29,140 like a guy. I know that. It was not. It was me. Well, it was a woman, but you're 32 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,540 not missing, honestly, right? No. 33 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:32,620 Have you been missing? I don't know. 34 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,420 I'm telling you, I'm really weirded out. 35 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:38,340 That was not on there. How long were you shopping for? 36 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,440 We've been here for about an hour. 37 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:42,480 Oh, maybe somebody called in or something. 38 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,820 Would anybody be worried about you? No. 39 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,760 Well, I'm glad it's not just me because I thought I was seeing things. I was 40 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,559 like, what? 41 00:01:49,560 --> 00:01:50,560 That is weird. 42 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,400 And you're really, you're not, everything's okay? I'm fine. Everybody 43 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,339 where you are? 44 00:01:55,340 --> 00:02:01,060 That was like, that is just the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. But 45 00:02:01,060 --> 00:02:03,500 you're definitely not lost? There's nothing wrong with that. Would anybody 46 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,199 you were lost? 47 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:05,200 No. 48 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,260 But... 49 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:08,690 Are you okay? 50 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,330 I'm just asking. 51 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:11,570 All right. 52 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:15,150 Well, I don't know because... She's driving. 53 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,150 Okay. 54 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:20,330 That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life. 55 00:02:23,090 --> 00:02:25,410 How are you doing today? 56 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:26,489 I'm good. 57 00:02:26,490 --> 00:02:27,490 Good. Are you new? 58 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:28,448 I am new. 59 00:02:28,450 --> 00:02:29,129 How's it going? 60 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:30,130 It's going pretty good. 61 00:02:30,710 --> 00:02:31,810 We're near four days. 62 00:02:32,090 --> 00:02:33,069 Oh, all right. 63 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,070 Yeah. 64 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:35,590 This one's... 65 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:37,250 Got avocados here. 66 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,090 Sorry, hold on. 67 00:02:41,930 --> 00:02:42,930 Let's try that again. 68 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,030 Yeah. 69 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:48,450 Do you know, were there any other kinds of avocados or just these? 70 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:49,690 I didn't even look. 71 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:52,910 You're like me. But I think there's only one kind. 72 00:02:53,170 --> 00:02:55,130 Only one kind? No, no, it's okay. You know what it is? 73 00:02:56,230 --> 00:02:59,150 We've had problems with a lot of people stealing these. 74 00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:02,370 So their security goes off like crazy. 75 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:03,849 Avocados specifically? 76 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,390 Yeah, avocados. They're really expensive. 77 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,750 They import them. 78 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:11,030 So I'm just going to have to, if you don't mind, I'm just going to put them 79 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:12,250 separate bag here. Okay. 80 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:16,870 And I'm just going to get the security tagged out, okay? 81 00:03:17,250 --> 00:03:19,170 I'm sorry. I'm just learning all this new stuff. 82 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:21,730 I use my hand, but I don't want to. 83 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:25,450 There we go. 84 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:26,770 There we go, there we go, there we go. 85 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:32,330 Because the tags are really super sensitive, so that should do it. 86 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:41,170 Yeah, see? It won't go. But the tags are disabled now, so the alarm won't go 87 00:03:41,170 --> 00:03:42,170 off when you go through the door. 88 00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,150 Oh, but you didn't switch them in. 89 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:47,870 No, they're fine. Look. 90 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:52,470 And look, I got the tags out of them. 91 00:03:53,570 --> 00:03:55,150 I had to get the security tags out. 92 00:03:57,589 --> 00:04:03,070 It's a titanium bat so that it's not gonna it only hit the it only gets the 93 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,910 out. Are you making guacamole? 94 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:09,090 Just slice them up. Yeah, this will be fine. 95 00:04:10,590 --> 00:04:13,930 I can get you more but I'd have to take this. I'd have to take the tags out. 96 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:21,610 What do you got there? 97 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:24,830 It's oregano oil? 98 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:27,360 Yeah. Oh, wait, what is today's date? 99 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:30,820 There's a stamp on here. 100 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:33,460 March 10th? 101 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:41,460 Oh, this, what time is it? Because this says 11 .32 a .m. March 102 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:44,660 10th, 11 .32 a .m. It expires. What time is it? 103 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:46,080 11 .32? 104 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,640 So it expired right now. 105 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,360 Wow. 106 00:04:52,420 --> 00:04:53,460 I'm awake now. 107 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:57,740 I would sleep when I came in here. I'm awake now. I've never seen something 108 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:58,940 expired by the minute. 109 00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:05,520 How are you guys doing today? 110 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,360 I'm doing great. 111 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,680 All right. 112 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:14,740 These are the ones you wanted? 113 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,220 Yeah. Did you check them? 114 00:05:17,180 --> 00:05:19,240 This one's got a little crack in it, yeah. 115 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:21,460 Oh, shoot. 116 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:28,420 Yeah, no, no, no. Look, this is probably why they do really fresh eggs here. 117 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,080 Dude, is that a bird in there? 118 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:33,180 What? 119 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:36,480 What? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I think. Oh, no. 120 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,280 Oh, shit. Yeah. 121 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:48,380 Is there any birds in the rest? No, no. That happens every, like, every few. 122 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:52,200 The eggs are really, really fresh. 123 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:54,960 Want to let them? 124 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,200 Let's see them. 125 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,480 Aww. 126 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,159 You know what? 127 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,920 I want it. I want this bird. 128 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,960 You want to keep? And you want the other 11 too? 129 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:07,820 Do you want the other 11? 130 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,640 Yeah. You don't want the bird? 131 00:06:10,940 --> 00:06:12,480 No. Are you kidding me? 132 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:16,500 Yeah, they're really fresh now. They don't have hormones in them. So it 133 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,200 stunt their growth. So they just grow. 134 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,670 You know? 135 00:06:20,270 --> 00:06:21,270 Yeah. 136 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:23,890 Okay. Here, I'm going to let you take them. But we'll be careful, right? 137 00:06:24,270 --> 00:06:26,030 And you'll be good with them? 138 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,910 Yes. Friendly? Yes. Okay. 139 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,750 I'll keep these. 140 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:32,150 Yeah. I'll keep them warm. 141 00:06:33,870 --> 00:06:37,670 More than one chicken. I understand. Yeah. I only have one chicken in my 142 00:06:37,670 --> 00:06:41,150 too. So, yeah. You're not going to eat them, right? 143 00:06:41,530 --> 00:06:42,489 Oh, no. 144 00:06:42,490 --> 00:06:45,630 These you could eat. These you could eat. Within 48 hours. 145 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,290 Yeah. 146 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:54,430 Do you want to keep him? 147 00:06:58,090 --> 00:07:02,870 Do you want to put him in here for now? Let him walk around a little? 148 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:06,250 Yeah, we have these packed all the time. 149 00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:07,429 Oh, okay. 150 00:07:07,430 --> 00:07:08,630 What do you do with him? 151 00:07:09,610 --> 00:07:13,350 Well, the farm will pick him up, you know. 152 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:16,150 There's the people who... Yeah. 153 00:07:17,030 --> 00:07:20,230 Well, they're really fresh, so the farm will come back and get them and make 154 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,230 more eggs. 155 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,210 You know, it's the circle of life. 156 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:36,330 Oh, all right. 157 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:42,230 Come on, packages. 158 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:45,170 This will be interesting. 159 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:53,440 Hello. This is just one of those empty boxes that gets re -shipped. Oh, sure. 160 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 To Perry's ship. 161 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,280 To Perry's ship? Actually, it's Darwin's food. 162 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,060 Did you give me this one? Oh, yeah. It's been dropped off? Yeah, people are just 163 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:04,880 dropping them off, and I'm back here trying to... Oh, that's exactly the same 164 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,799 thing. These are empty? 165 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,900 No, I don't think this one's empty. This one was one of those ones that has open 166 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,900 on site. 167 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,760 Well, I'm supposed to open these right away. 168 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,180 Yeah. 169 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:16,880 Yeah. Uh -uh. Yeah. 170 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,020 That was not in that box. 171 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,900 Yeah, that's how they're packing them now. 172 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:23,780 How do they do that? 173 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,720 They invert the air inside these when we get them, so the sporting place comes 174 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,300 to pick them up and make them lighter for shipping. 175 00:08:30,940 --> 00:08:31,940 Really? Yeah. 176 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,020 But we get them, we unpack them, and they come in and put them in more 177 00:08:36,020 --> 00:08:38,460 professional cases or whatever. 178 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:45,800 So I just watched a bowling ball come into its real form. Yeah. 179 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:52,979 You want some stuff out? 180 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,980 Yes. U .S. 181 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,140 Post. Just U .S. Post? Okay, great. That's the address. 182 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:02,720 The address. Okay. I'm just going to give all these new regulations now about 183 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,560 packages. Everybody's, like, totally paranoid about everything. 184 00:09:05,940 --> 00:09:06,819 Well, okay. 185 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:08,500 I know. It's pretty crazy. I'm sure it's fine. 186 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,240 You packaged this yourself, right? I did, yes. 187 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:14,140 What does that mean? 188 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,720 Yeah, the alert went off on it. 189 00:09:17,940 --> 00:09:18,980 Can I ask you what's inside? 190 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,600 Yeah. 191 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,840 Candy, like turtles. 192 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:28,960 Okay. Chocolate turtles. Right. T -shirts. Chocolate turtles. T -shirts. 193 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:37,960 Seeds. Seeds? Seeds, like sunflower seeds. Sunflower seeds. Oh, okay. You 194 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:42,540 what it probably is? We might have problems with the fact that there's 195 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,540 turtles and seeds. 196 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:48,209 Are you kidding? 197 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:51,990 Together, yeah. It's bizarre, but there's been all these new regulations 198 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,810 just mixing stuff. Where is it going? 199 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,450 To my son at school. 200 00:09:56,730 --> 00:10:00,770 In Georgia? Uh -huh. Okay, yeah. We might have a problem with chocolate 201 00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:03,790 and these together in the same box. Can we take the turtles out? I mean, the 202 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:07,870 skis out? We could separate them, but let me just check because in case it's 203 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:08,870 a problem. 204 00:10:09,310 --> 00:10:12,190 Yeah, they send us these regulations, new ones all the time. 205 00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,050 Which one's this here? 206 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:16,370 Yep, look at this. 207 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,280 Department of Parcels and Packaging. 208 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:23,000 Chocolate turtles. Oh, my God, you're kidding me. That is so ridiculous. Just 209 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,740 chocolate turtles and seeds together in Georgia. 210 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:27,340 Why? 211 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:33,100 It's something about the agriculture, that what's made in the chocolate, and 212 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,820 it might activate with the seeds. 213 00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:39,860 And you know what? In my wallet, because my friend just sent some chocolate 214 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:43,120 turtles and seeds to Savannah, so I have some stickers. 215 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,500 Oh, my God. 216 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:52,270 Yeah, we just have to mark chocolate, turtles, and seeds. So we put that on 217 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:53,290 box. Yes. 218 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:54,650 Okay. 219 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,150 Do you know that I never mix these two? 220 00:10:59,010 --> 00:11:01,210 That's probably why it's never come up as an alert before. 221 00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:04,970 Yeah. You've never sent turtles and seeds together, right? No, never. Well, 222 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:05,689 you know. 223 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:07,570 Okay. And so how does that know? 224 00:11:09,890 --> 00:11:14,870 The address is right, but the person is supposed to get it. 225 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,520 No, it's not the right person. So it's been sitting around for a week? 226 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:24,900 If the alarm goes off, you know we want to know what's inside. 227 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:27,860 Oh, 228 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,099 that's probably why. 229 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,100 Oh. 230 00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:31,380 Yeah. 231 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:34,140 You can't ship it with fire. 232 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:42,040 Yeah. So you'll either have to blow out the candles or have a sticker we can put 233 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,440 on it that has flames on it. 234 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:47,420 What do you want to do? 235 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,280 Yeah. 236 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,580 Do you want me to ship this with or without it still lit? 237 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,319 I don't know. 238 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,320 I don't know. 239 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,380 I guess without it lit. Without it lit. All right. I technically can't blow it 240 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,640 out because it's not my property. 241 00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:11,260 And you're good to go. 242 00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:12,899 Really? Yeah. 243 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:13,900 Have a good day. 244 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:27,980 May I see your stamp? 245 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:31,880 Oh, do you have a box with them here? I don't. Oh, you don't? Okay, there's one 246 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,880 more Vortex box. 247 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,940 Okay. Do you know about the Vortex boxes? 248 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:39,740 Um, no, I don't. Oh, they're really cool. And you can ship anything 249 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:44,060 instantaneously with it. And they're free if you have like a Visa or 250 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,360 Yeah. Can I see it? 251 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:49,780 Visa, mini Visa. This one would probably work on it. 252 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,160 Yep, yeah, you'd be able to get it free with it. 253 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,680 The Vortex shipping, I'll show you what it does. 254 00:12:56,090 --> 00:12:56,949 Check this out. 255 00:12:56,950 --> 00:13:00,410 If this was your letter you were going to mail, then it goes inside there like 256 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:03,990 that. Anything you want to ship really, really fast, we just scan it. 257 00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:08,570 Do you see that? Yeah. It gets a little hot, so we don't touch it, but open that 258 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,570 back up. 259 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,090 Oh, my gosh. 260 00:13:15,510 --> 00:13:17,750 Yeah, it vortex ships instantaneously. 261 00:13:18,450 --> 00:13:20,710 That's what the service is. It's that fast. 262 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:22,230 And what are the cars? 263 00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,530 Oh, that's the box. 264 00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:27,420 This is box 386. Here. 265 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,800 If you open... I want 386. Yep. Box 386. 266 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,140 Oh, my God. 267 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,920 Yeah, there's overnight shipping, but, you know, if some people want stuff 268 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,440 instantaneously, you can Vortec ship stuff. 269 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,680 Wow. Yeah. Wow. 270 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,790 So, how much does it cost? 271 00:13:58,290 --> 00:13:59,570 It's free with your card. 272 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:03,230 If you come here enough, you can have a Vortex Boxer free. 273 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:07,430 And we can set you up with a Vortex system at home, and you can have things 274 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:08,430 delivered here. 275 00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:13,150 Interesting. So here, you take that key. 276 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:14,630 Yes. And that's for you. 277 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:16,610 And I'll go get those stamps for you. 278 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,250 All righty. 279 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,330 I just can't believe that. 280 00:14:38,089 --> 00:14:39,690 I'm just a fake guy. I'm having a good time. 281 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,350 Hello. Jordan Terrace. Fantastic. How can I help you? 282 00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:48,050 Oh, wow. 283 00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:50,110 I'm going to do it. This is it. Here we go. 284 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:54,780 I can help the next person. 285 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,540 Hello. Hi. 286 00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:57,739 How are you doing? 287 00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,580 Good, how are you? Doing okay. Are you checking in? 288 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,740 Yes. All right, well, welcome to the Georgian Terrace. Thank you. 289 00:15:03,420 --> 00:15:08,060 Okay, so I hope my boyfriend put my name down. Oh, okay, no problem. Yeah, I 290 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:09,160 just need to see a photo ID. 291 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,680 Oh, yeah, no problem. All right, great. 292 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,440 I sure hope he told you all I'm coming for you. 293 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,480 Oh, I'm sure it's going to be fine. 294 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,860 And where are you coming from? 295 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,199 North Carolina. 296 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:19,939 North Carolina? 297 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:20,940 All right. 298 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:23,450 S -A -N. So this is him? 299 00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:25,569 That's me. 300 00:15:25,570 --> 00:15:26,570 This is not you. 301 00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,190 Is this your boyfriend? 302 00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:36,590 I can check it in if you have his. That's fine. I have no idea who that is. 303 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,530 Oh, that's not your ID. 304 00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:39,790 No. 305 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:44,510 Do you know who this person is? No, I have a feeling that our ID got swapped. 306 00:15:44,850 --> 00:15:45,890 Let me look this guy up. 307 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:47,370 Chad Sanborn. 308 00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,390 Yep, that's me. Check it out. That's you? 309 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:50,869 Check it out. 310 00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:52,150 She has your ID. Do you know? 311 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,410 Do you have my ID, by any chance? 312 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,130 That's my ID. 313 00:15:56,190 --> 00:15:57,190 How did this happen? 314 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,150 What's... Oh, my goodness. There I am. 315 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:06,250 Wait. Just check me out at 215. I've got to catch a flight. 316 00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:08,090 I have no idea what just happened. 317 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,150 That's me, though. I'm sorry. Wait, that's not your boyfriend? 318 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:13,550 No, I have no idea who he is, and I have no idea how that happened. 319 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:17,290 How did you have his license? I have no idea. 320 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:19,730 I have no idea as to whether. 321 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,650 And his license isn't really on there? Yeah. 322 00:16:22,790 --> 00:16:25,290 Should I not tell your boyfriend? 323 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,090 It doesn't matter. I have no idea how that happened. I'm going to tell him 324 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:34,410 myself. Okay, I'm going to... And then... Let me... How did that happen? I 325 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,610 know. I mean, people, they get mixed up at bars and stuff like that? No, I 326 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:41,550 literally just pulled into the parking lot and walked in here. 327 00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:43,249 I don't know. 328 00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,730 Maybe... I don't know. Do you... 329 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:52,430 Okay, and then... Here, hang on to that for a second. Yeah, I'm going to stick 330 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:53,430 it in my pocket. 331 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,130 All right, let me get you a key, okay? 332 00:16:55,410 --> 00:16:56,430 That is so creepy. 333 00:17:12,369 --> 00:17:13,369 Whew! 334 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,310 Man, what a trip. 335 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,280 How you doing? I'm doing wonderful, sir. How about yourself? 336 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,520 I'm doing okay, man. 337 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,079 Just got back. I was in L .A. and Miami. 338 00:17:22,579 --> 00:17:25,180 Miami? What part of L .A.? It was really nice. In Hollywood. 339 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,780 Wow. Yeah, I think I left my watch, though. 340 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,760 You know what? 341 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:39,100 I either left my watch at a rest stop or in my trunk. 342 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,099 Hang on here. 343 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,460 Will you give me a hand? Oh, yes, sir. 344 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080 All righty. 345 00:17:44,590 --> 00:17:45,810 Hey, wait, let me get this out. 346 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,310 It might be in here. It's a pretty cool -looking watch. 347 00:17:50,590 --> 00:17:51,590 Come on in here. 348 00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:55,870 Wait, you know what? Will you take the cake out for me? Yeah, just be careful. 349 00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:56,890 Don't put it down. 350 00:17:56,990 --> 00:17:58,210 It's way in there. Hold on. 351 00:17:58,690 --> 00:17:59,870 I see it. Whoa! 352 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:01,950 Oh, shoot. 353 00:18:02,430 --> 00:18:03,790 I have the keys in here. 354 00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:09,690 Can you let me out of here? 355 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:12,830 Hello? 356 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:18,650 Can you open it? 357 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,370 Open the trunk, please. 358 00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:33,530 Wait, you know what? Will you take the cake out for me? Yeah, just be careful. 359 00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:34,550 Don't put it down. 360 00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:35,870 It's way in there. Hold on. 361 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:37,530 I see it. Whoa! 362 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,610 Oh, shoot. 363 00:18:40,010 --> 00:18:41,430 I have the keys in here. 364 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,840 Can you let me out of here? 365 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:46,140 Hello? 366 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,380 Can you open it? 367 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,140 Open the trunk, please. 368 00:18:53,140 --> 00:18:54,140 Excuse me. 369 00:18:54,580 --> 00:18:58,440 This guy was trying to get something out of his trunk. Hello? 370 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,760 And ended up getting himself stuck in a trunk. 371 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:05,540 He just pulled up, said he came in from Hollywood, was looking for something in 372 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,360 his trunk, and got stuck in his trunk. 373 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640 I don't know, man. 374 00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,300 I have a spare key. 375 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:16,640 Yeah. 376 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:17,940 Oh, thanks, man. 377 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,180 Wow. Here it is. 378 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 Oh, jeez. 379 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:23,320 How did you do that? 380 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,080 Sorry? How did you do that? 381 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,920 No, I found a spare key inside the hotel. But you were stuck in the trunk. 382 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280 That's what I had to say. 383 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,479 Huh? 384 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,200 You were stuck in the trunk right now? 385 00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,790 Oh, no, I was looking for my watch. Looking for your watch in the trunk. 386 00:19:39,810 --> 00:19:42,330 but then when it got locked, I had to get a spare key. 387 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:43,529 Oh, 388 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,050 so that was in the room in the hotel. 389 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:49,170 Yeah, the spare key at the front, because I knew I was going to probably 390 00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:52,430 spare when I got here, but my mind is like, because I'm having that thing 391 00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,550 happen. You know when you feel like you're looping from one place to 392 00:19:56,030 --> 00:20:01,130 Yeah, it happens. You got stuck in the trunk, and then you came out this hotel, 393 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:05,450 and then your watch was where I assumed that you were still in the trunk. 394 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,700 So, I went inside this trunk. 395 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:10,940 Yes, sir. 396 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:12,499 You were here. 397 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,340 I was here. And then I came out of the hotel. 398 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,499 I saw it, right. 399 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,320 Yeah. That's called the Carbonaro effect. 400 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,600 Have you heard of that? 401 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:23,160 What's that thing Mike probably used to do on X -Men Live? How you teleport? 402 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,200 That's what I mean. Okay, yeah. Because I remember it being dark, and then I 403 00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,100 remember getting the keys, but I don't remember going to get the keys. Right, 404 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:34,000 absolutely. It's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV show. 405 00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:39,850 Like the one you're on right now. 30583

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