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When we started season three, we had
kind of fallen into our groove. We had
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established the characters, and the show
was successful, and people liked it,
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and we kind of knew what worked and what
didn't work.
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And as I say, the writers knew our
strengths and our weaknesses and what we
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could do and what we couldn't do, and it
required two years to find out those
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things. And, of course, we learned
things.
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Season three that we carried over into
season four. There were great shows in
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the first year and the second year and
the third year.
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I never found a level of the writing
ever falling off.
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How can you make such a big deal over
nothing?
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Author, author!
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How does it feel to be a big -time
writer?
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Jerry, let's not blow this out of
proportion, okay? Well, this is the year
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Padgett and Tarsus became producers and
wrote an awful lot of our scripts, along
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with Charlotte Brown.
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The writers were king, as they should
have been.
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Jim Burroughs' first year that Jim did
our show, he had done a Mary Tyler Moore
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show, and they were very happy with it.
Of course, the word got around a lot
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that he was a good director and he was
good with actors.
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I learned...
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Starting in stand -up, I learned the
first thing you learn is never show any
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fear.
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That's the first lesson you learn. And
it's probably true of directing. You
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to establish yourself as you're in
charge of the set.
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And Jimmy did that from the get -go.
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It's interesting to go through all the
years and to find the people who made
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their, well, I wouldn't say made their
first appearance, but certainly.
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They were not the stars that they
became.
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Joe.
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Trev Willard, of course, Fred, played
the part of the next boyfriend of
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I think I'll stick around a while.
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Salute. Well, I hope this means the
bickering is finished, because I love
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here. Howard Hessman, of course.
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We used Howard for a while as...
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He was off camera. He was the voice when
we'd be watching television or
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something. I was always Howard's voice.
He was a friend of Peter Bonner's.
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And then he played Mr. Plager. Last
night I had a dream that a bear came
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the cabin and hovered over my bed and
burped.
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And then, of course, from there went on
to WKRP.
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Bob's office is still off limits, huh?
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Where'd he set up shop?
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Anywhere he can, Eddie.
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Well, if you see him, tell him to call
his mother.
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She's writing letters again.
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Bill was my father -in -law. I just made
the comedy record, and it was starting
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to make some noise, and so I got a call
to come into New York to do the David
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Susskind show, and it was with Buddy
Hackett and...
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Alan King.
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I think Milt Kamen was another one.
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And we just kind of all sat around and
talked about comedy.
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And David said to me, he said, well, you
have a
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degree. I said, yeah, I graduated. I
have a degree in accounting from Loyola
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University.
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But he said, you mean you don't have to
do this?
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I said, no, buddy, I have to do this.
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So then I met Buddy out here on the
coast and he said, he said, you're
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right? And I said, yeah, I'm Catholic,
buddy.
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He said, I got just a girl for you.
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So he fixed me up on a blind date with
Ginny.
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And we dated for like a year and a half
and broke up at one point and then got
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back together.
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Got married in January in 1963, so we've
been married 42 years. So Buddy played
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a big role in our lives.
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Then Bill is the guest star on my show.
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Oh, Bob, come on. Five bucks a week?
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Hi, folks. Welcome to Uncle Yummy's. I'm
Dave. John Ritter started out as really
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a small role.
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Then, of course, he went on to Three's
Company and then on to the show where he
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eventually passed away at a very young
age.
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Well, Bob, bring it on home.
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I'm kind of torn between the higgly,
wiggly, giggly glop and the great white
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whale.
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That's a tough decision, Bob, but can
you resist vanilla ice cream swimming in
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sea of marshmallow sauce and coconut?
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I'm not made of stone.
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Take the whale.
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He was wonderful.
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You could see then that he had that
ability,
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that he was going to be somebody.
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I'll just have one scoop of the
chocolate.
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You like to think that maybe you had a
role in maybe...
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keeping them in the business at that
week that maybe they were thinking about
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getting out of the business and then all
of a sudden they got a shot on the
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show.
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I mean, you'd like to believe that. I
don't know how much of it is true.
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Oh no, I just ordered coffee. Someone
must have made a mistake.
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Yeah, I think my dad did.
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Single scooper, single scooper, this man
is a party pooper.
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I felt the interaction with the audience
was very important because they felt
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they were part of it.
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I would come out and just kind of warm
up the audience and do some material or
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just do stuff that had happened that
week.
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I used to do one about a guy who got
drunk at a party and he
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came up to the hostess. And, of course,
I used to do a routine called a
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retirement party in which I played part
of a drunk. And I would play that in
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Vegas or Tahoe or wherever. And so I had
to instantly... become drunk and get
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out of the character I was doing.
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So it was very easy for me to appear
drunk.
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And the joke was, a guy's at a party and
he has too much to drink.
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And he goes up to the hostess and he
says,
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do lemons have legs?
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And she said, no, no, no, lemons don't
have legs.
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And he said, oh, my God, I think I just
squeezed your canary into my drink.
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My past is an open book.
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You're right, and that's the way it
should be.
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Your past, on the other hand?
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It's always tough to look back and say,
where did the time go? It seems like I
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just walked off the set.
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I mean, recalling how young the kids
were in 1974.
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My daughter Jennifer was born in 71, so
she was three or four years old.
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You come into people's living rooms. I
mean, that's a great thing about
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doing television as opposed to movies.
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You've been a part of people's lives.
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They all have their favorite shows, and
they'll come up and say, gee, my dad
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passed away last year, but gee, I
remember we used to sit Saturday night
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religiously we watched Mary Tyler Moore
and the Bob Newhart Show and All in the
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Family and MASH and Carol Burnett.
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That's a part of their memories.
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It's a nice thing to be.
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