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You know what, you want to play this
song?
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Yeah, so my name is Parker, and I'm here
because I'm single and want to meet a
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girl.
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I've tried other ways to meet girls, but
none of them usually work out.
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So I'm here, yeah.
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I'm supposed to be going on a date with
Lindsay, but instead I'm going to go on
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a date with her mom, and I guess make my
decision whether or not I want to date
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Lindsay based on that.
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I'll do it.
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Hi, I'm Charlie Kidd.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Parker.
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Nice to meet you as well. So, I have
very high standards.
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And by extension means that my daughter
likes what I like as well.
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Well, I hope to try my best.
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I'm a pretty simple guy.
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I want to make a girl happy.
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I'm concerned.
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He may be not good enough for my
daughter.
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But he's nice.
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And he's polite.
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And...
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I'm gonna test him. I'm gonna try him.
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And he's very cute and very polite,
so... I'm gonna give him a chance.
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Okay, yeah, Miss Kiss seems a little
high -maintenance, which probably means
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daughter is too, but... Fucking hell,
she's hot. And if Lindsay's anything
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that, I'm perfectly okay with it.
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I want to make my girl happy.
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That's nice. Well, we know exactly what
you want.
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Where are you bringing me for lunch?
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Right.
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Thank you so much. I had a great time.
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My daughter is going to love you. And
this restaurant was just amazing.
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I had a great time too.
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I definitely think this date will help
me make my decision.
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We didn't have dessert yet.
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You're not that silly.
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You know what?
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I was not always rich.
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And my driver dropped some bags here.
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I like simple things too.
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Let's make some smurfs.
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I want to see how you are in the
kitchen.
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Of course I want him for my daughter.
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She deserves very best.
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But I'm going to take him for a test
drive first.
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Let's see what he's made of.
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Yeah, Mrs. Kiss is pretty dominant, but
I kind of like that.
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And to be honest, I'd do anything her
daughter says if she's half as hot as
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mom is.
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Isn't your daughter going to be home
soon?
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Oh, she's going to be stuck on her photo
shoot. And besides, I
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really need to test you.
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And if you're good enough, you'll be
just happy to have this
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bugger looking dead.
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You have big dick, I think, already.
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Fuck, she's gonna love it.
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Come over here.
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Come here.
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It's hard even to see what weapon you
have here.
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I want to tease you.
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Oh, fuck.
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Did you see?
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Yeah?
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And now smack them.
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There you go. I told you I need to teach
you. So you're good for my daughter.
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I love squeezing.
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Just keep doing it.
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Holy shit.
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That feels good, right?
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Yeah.
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But you know one thing you cannot handle
for sure.
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It's this one.
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Oh, fuck my feet.
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It's good, right?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, I can't wait to see how you are down
there.
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I want you to wake me up if not
tomorrow.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, don't you like me doing this?
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Oh, I love this child. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck yes.
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I will go slowly and deep inside.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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mommy's so hungry for your pickles.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Oh, shit.
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I want to see what you're made of Fuck
me
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Yes.
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fucking good.
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I love her deeply.
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You know,
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I was thinking about
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck you. I
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can
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come with you. Stay. Stay.
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Holy fuck.
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He's so...
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes,
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Do it again, you see?
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You feel it?
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come here come fuck me there I told you
I want to
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be fucked everywhere
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I'm dead.
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Oh, baby.
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I'm going to go to sleep.
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Yeah? I want you to come on my boots.
Come here.
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Come here.
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Come on, just pick up what it is that
you want to dress up.
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Until you pull over my body.
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And I'll come on my feet and my boots.
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I want you to satisfy my daughter.
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Just do it on my face, right?
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Just do it, baby.
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Just do it.
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Yeah, just do it.
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Just do it on my face, on my body.
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I want to see that.
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I want to see you doing it.
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Yes.
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Oh, yes, baby.
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Yes, baby.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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You know what?
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This is what they call dessert.
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Okay, so decision time, I guess.
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I had a really great time with Mrs.
Kiss, and I think I could really enjoy
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dating her daughter.
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So, yeah, I think I'm going to go with
Lindsay.
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Definitely going to go with Lindsay.
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It's a very good choice.
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It's really good you picked up Lindsay,
but she's not home yet.
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