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You know what, you want to play this song?

Yeah, so my name is Parker, and I'm here because I'm single and want to meet a

girl.

I've tried other ways to meet girls, but none of them usually work out.

So I'm here, yeah.

I'm supposed to be going on a date with Lindsay, but instead I'm going to go on

a date with her mom, and I guess make my decision whether or not I want to date

Lindsay based on that.

I'll do it.

Hi, I'm Charlie Kidd.

Nice to meet you. I'm Parker.

Nice to meet you as well. So, I have very high standards.

And by extension means that my daughter likes what I like as well.

Well, I hope to try my best.

I'm a pretty simple guy.

I want to make a girl happy.

I'm concerned.

He may be not good enough for my daughter.

But he's nice.

And he's polite.

And...

I'm gonna test him. I'm gonna try him.

And he's very cute and very polite, so... I'm gonna give him a chance.

Okay, yeah, Miss Kiss seems a little high -maintenance, which probably means

daughter is too, but... Fucking hell, she's hot. And if Lindsay's anything

that, I'm perfectly okay with it.

I want to make my girl happy.

That's nice. Well, we know exactly what you want.

Where are you bringing me for lunch?

Right.

Thank you so much. I had a great time.

My daughter is going to love you. And this restaurant was just amazing.

I had a great time too.

I definitely think this date will help me make my decision.

We didn't have dessert yet.

You're not that silly.

You know what?

I was not always rich.

And my driver dropped some bags here.

I like simple things too.

Let's make some smurfs.

I want to see how you are in the kitchen.

Of course I want him for my daughter.

She deserves very best.

But I'm going to take him for a test drive first.

Let's see what he's made of.

Yeah, Mrs. Kiss is pretty dominant, but I kind of like that.

And to be honest, I'd do anything her daughter says if she's half as hot as

mom is.

Isn't your daughter going to be home soon?

Oh, she's going to be stuck on her photo shoot. And besides, I

really need to test you.

And if you're good enough, you'll be just happy to have this

bugger looking dead.

You have big dick, I think, already.

Fuck, she's gonna love it.

Come over here.

Come here.

It's hard even to see what weapon you have here.

I want to tease you.

Oh, fuck.

Did you see?

Yeah?

And now smack them.

There you go. I told you I need to teach you. So you're good for my daughter.

I love squeezing.

Just keep doing it.

Holy shit.

That feels good, right?

Yeah.

But you know one thing you cannot handle for sure.

It's this one.

Oh, fuck my feet.

It's good, right?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I can't wait to see how you are down there.

I want you to wake me up if not tomorrow.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, don't you like me doing this?

Oh, I love this child. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck yes.

I will go slowly and deep inside.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

mommy's so hungry for your pickles.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, shit.

I want to see what you're made of Fuck me

Yes.

fucking good.

I love her deeply.

You know,

I was thinking about

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck you. I

can

come with you. Stay. Stay.

Holy fuck.

He's so...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

Do it again, you see?

You feel it?

come here come fuck me there I told you I want to

be fucked everywhere

I'm dead.

Oh, baby.

I'm going to go to sleep.

Yeah? I want you to come on my boots. Come here.

Come here.

Come on, just pick up what it is that you want to dress up.

Until you pull over my body.

And I'll come on my feet and my boots.

I want you to satisfy my daughter.

Just do it on my face, right?

Just do it, baby.

Just do it.

Yeah, just do it.

Just do it on my face, on my body.

I want to see that.

I want to see you doing it.

Yes.

Oh, yes, baby.

Yes, baby.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You know what?

This is what they call dessert.

Okay, so decision time, I guess.

I had a really great time with Mrs. Kiss, and I think I could really enjoy

dating her daughter.

So, yeah, I think I'm going to go with Lindsay.

Definitely going to go with Lindsay.

It's a very good choice.

It's really good you picked up Lindsay, but she's not home yet.