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What's parrots without light?

Where did you get those?

My mom will need these. They're perfect.

So, you ready for our enchanted evening?

Yeah. The limo will pick you up at 7 after my official date, Farah, and I

up Danny, Shantae, and her unofficial date, Peter.

I'm sorry it has to be so complicated.

It's okay. It's just more time to make myself beautiful for you.

You're always beautiful.

As long as we're together at the end of the evening, nothing else matters.

About that... I still want to, but with Farah and her family at my place,

we can't break curfew.

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Can you help me string these over the arc de triomphe? Sure.

You okay?

Yeah, I mean, what's the rush, right?

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through.

I can't believe we're here on a Saturday.

Okay, Niner class rep, Jim decorating this apt in Punch Duty tonight.

What do you mean, tonight?

That's a spring formal.

You and Dave will work the drinks table.

In front of everyone?

Not everyone, just all of grade 11 and 12.

Dress nice.

As for the skip -a -thon, pledge sheets are available online.

What's wrong with you, pet guy?

This isn't exactly how I pictured going to formal.

You pictured going to formal?

It was supposed to be one of the potential benefits of dating up.

Didn't that Johnny guy turn out to be a sleazebag?

Yeah, and he's going to be there tonight, and now I'm staffed. Super

embarrassing.

Maybe I can call him sick.

Will you be accessorizing for the formal?

What's the point?

Dad's already got his gorgeous, parent -approved accessory.

You said yourself? He's only taking Farrah so he can go with you.

No matter what, Sav and I are always going to be a struggle.

Look, parents just want their kids to be happy, right?

What if he's happier with... Farrah?

You love him, right?

He's worth fighting for?

Then, honey, what does Farrah have that you don't? Other than his family's

approval?

Nothing.

Then go to the formal and prove it.

You like it?

Hey. She looks nice.

Let's go.

Work it.

You guys look so cute.

Aw, that's awesome.

Okay, Sav, now a few photos for the Bandari -Hassan family.

Yeah, I guess I should take some pictures with my so -called date.

Our first photo together.

What will our children think?

Kidding.

Oh, Anya, could you, uh...

You better get out of the picture.

Say gee.

Gee.

Great.

The limo's waiting.

Oh, hold on. I just want to get a few shots of salve from my cousins back in

India.

You know what? Our drinks table needs a signature cocktail.

We'll call it the Bandurna.

Bandari plus... Turner.

I get it.

Right. Okay, so ginger ale, cranberry, lime. You are so dorktastic.

Nice work, minor niners.

Does she have to call us up? Hey, while I got you, you want to pledge for the

Plan Canada skip -a -thon? Allie and I are in it.

Um, it's a fundraiser for girls' education in deaf places.

Cool.

Put me down for a hundred.

Right on, bro. Thanks.

The skip -a -thon? Did you have to tell Declan of all people?

See, this is why I don't like you. How come you not like me?

Because you're too cool for school.

All right? You're kind of a snob. Call me a snob just because I don't want to

skip a road. Why don't you want to?

Seriously, get over with that.

Always second to none.

And never want anything.

Stand up. You can be a radical.

Fire your dress.

You know what?

Wait.

You know, I like it better this way.

I mean, hypothetically.

Please, it's just as likely I'll marry you.

What's her name?

Uh, the native call and puts foot in mouth.

I was joking.

Sab's lucky to have Anya.

She's such a hottie.

Mr. Foot in mouth is right. You look amazing.

Frankly, I don't think Sab deserves either one of us.

He's, uh, not exactly the most hot.

One punk, blue virgin cranpini shake and non -stir.

Johnny, hey.

What do you want?

Man, service here is terrible.

Two cokes and don't spit in them.

Have you tried the Bandurner?

Ali Bandari, Dave Turner.

It's our house specialty.

100 % spit free.

A nickel for your trouble.

Buy your Niner friend some candy.

Do you have Snobby for you?

Hey. Having fun?

It's a little weird, but Snob's friends are cool. Could be worse.

Look.

Thanks for going along with this whole pretending to be Sav's date thing.

I won't have to pretend for long.

What do you mean? Seems to me you're the one who's pretending.

We both know how this is going to work out. I'm not sure we do.

Let me paint you a picture.

I like Sav.

Our families want us to be together.

Right now, he's just being a good guy, keeping you happy. But someday soon,

you'll be history.

But Sav wants to be with me.

He has plenty of time to change his mind.

What makes you so sure?

I just am.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

Enjoy the day.

Come on, Holla J. Can't you just do me this one favor?

But what about the sanctity of the vote? Frigging it would be dishonest,

deceitful. Illustriously scheming? I don't believe you're not supporting me.

Wow. What was that for?

Come on.

It's time.

For what?

Oh.

Now?

Where? This way.

Hey, Farrah, I'm going to dance with your date.

Okay, maybe not.

Wait, wait, wait.

I mean, with Farrah here, I never thought this would happen. I didn't

protection.

I've taken care of it.

Wait, like the pill?

Come here you

Check it, the bandana's flat.

Oh, my God, never do that again.

All right, check it, all right? In a few years, we'll be here at formal for

real. Do you know how long that sounds? What's the rush? Dave, I don't know

about you, but some people want to grow up.

Yeah, meanwhile, all the fun in your life's passing you by.

Have another bandana.

It's actually a good drink. No, I've been thinking. It's not just a drink,

right? It's a state of mind.

It's a dance move. A club. Hell yeah, Ben. Doing it as a club.

Now show me that dance move.

You got this.

Hey!

There you are.

I was beginning to think that we'd lost you for good. Oh.

Phone call.

And now I'd like to invite the king and queen to the floor for their royal

dance.

Let them shine on down Shine all over you

The future isn't planned Now I

understand What you're going through

But have no fear I am

here Time to go. A ridiculously early curfew is up.

Sorry, babe.

It's okay.

We can dance anytime.

Thanks. You're the best.

That's just great.

Texting and tidying. A lethal combination.

Sorry.

Sam's supposed to meet me here.

We'll be okay.

The Niners got most of the trash last night. It's not the point.

What's going on?

I did something very stupid last night.

Other than the Macarena?

I had sex with Sav in the limo.

It's cliche, but not the end of the world.

We didn't use protection.

What?

Anya, there's a condom machine in the bathroom.

What if I'm pregnant?

Hon, you have options.

The morning after pill? Right.

Because instead of spending the morning after with me, he's at a family brunch

with his future wife.

Sounds like you two have a big talk coming.

Oh, sure. I'll just go waltz right over to his house.

You know, his parents don't even know we're still together.

If Babs has grown up enough to have sex, he's grown up enough to tell his

parents he has a girlfriend.

Hi. Hey, um, I know I shouldn't be here, but I need to talk to your brother.

Uh, he went with my dad to take the husbands to the airport, but, uh, call

I need to talk to him face to face.

You guys are so intense. It's like high school drama 24 -7.

You have no idea what you're talking about, Allie. Is this about the whole

Farrah thing?

Allie, who's at the door?

Um, no one, Mom. I'll be right there. Look, I gotta go, but I'll tell Seth to

call you.

And one last question for our king and queen.

Where do you love birds to yourself in five years?

I don't know.

Rockstar? With Anya, queen of the groupies?

Sure, why not? I might even buy her a crown with all my cash.

And a castle?

Sky's the limit, baby.

With little princes and princesses running around?

Yeah, right. I thought this was supposed to be a fun fantasy.

We better get to class.

What? You know, a kid?

Uh, yeah, it would.

Why are you so obsessed with kids all of a sudden?

We might have a problem.

Right.

Anya, you said you were on the pill.

Yeah, not so much.

You lied.

Why would you do that?

It was a mistake. I wasn't... I wasn't thinking.

Oh, my God. How else am I supposed to keep you away from Farah?

What are we going to do?

And the little piggy went, wee, wee, wee.

I'm a Russian dictator.

Four legs good, two legs better.

Way to pick up on the political subtext.

Thought you were smarter than that.

And, uh, how does your opinion count?

You got a problem, little man?

Johnny, stop it. Stop what? Your little niner boyfriend got in my face. He's not

my boyfriend. We're in a... We're in a club.

A club?

What, do you collect comic books? Do you have a tree for it?

I know I'm not one to talk.

I never thought you were this lame.

Anyway, so I was thinking a secret handshake. No, I'm sorry. I tried with

drink, the dance, and now the handshake. Johnny's right. You're turning me into

a lame -o.

Sorry I cramped your style.

This is not the pill I had in mind in the limo.

I know.

Maybe we don't need it. It wasn't the worst time in my cycle.

Cycle? Michael, this pill only works up to 72 hours after sex. You better... It

can make me barf for days.

You know what bars for months?

A baby.

You're mad.

I get it.

But I'm the one that has to go through this.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'll keep an eye on you.

Can I come back to your place?

Maybe watch some movies on the Blu -ray? You know that you can't.

So you can sleep with me, but you still can't tell your parents about me. I

will. Eventually.

Eventually or never?

I don't know.

Don't turn both our lives upside down.

This doesn't mean you're back in the club?

Um, maybe we can just be friends instead?

All right.

No club. Got it.

Let's see what you got.

How are you feeling?

I'm okay.

A bit gross, but I'm okay.

I'm sorry, Seth, for everything.

Yeah, me too.

Do you want to have lunch and talk?

I don't really feel like talking.

Would you rather talk to Farah?

Right now, I'm not sure I want to talk to anyone.

Is that me breaking up with me?

I can't trust you anymore, Anya.

I'm sorry.

Bandari and Anya McPherson at Spring Formal.

Degrassi blogger Shantae caught up with the king and queen yesterday.

Where do you love birds to see yourself in five years?

I don't know.

Rockstar? With Anya, queen of the groupies?

Sure, why not?

I might even buy her a crown with all my rockstar cash.

And a castle?

Sky's the limit, baby.