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Carmen Lennon, the Pret -a -Porter line arrives at H &M today, our one chance to

get couture clothes at hobo prices. We have to reschedule.

Anya and Sav had a massive blowout.

Then it must be Thursday.

Your relationship is stagnated, so you find Minutia to fight over. Holly J.

Good news is, it's only a matter of time before Sav shows up with some

unoriginal, spontaneous gesture.

I'd love to watch you two.

It's been that way for a half a year. It's like we belong.

For both days gone yet.

For my one.

My only.

On you.

Marvie. Magical. Love conquers all. Now, can we please conquer them all?

Let's go, Bryce.

What about the sale? I've been saving up for our girl shop for weeks.

You can tag along.

Though it is two -for -one cones.

Forget it.

I'll fight off fashionistas by myself.

looking for business ideas with real -world application.

You can partner up or fly solo.

Okay? Holly's not the partner type.

There's no I in team.

There is invite me.

Burn up top.

What? What, spinach omelet in my teeth?

Do you want to work together on this?

Like, you and me together?

We're the only girls in class. We could show these doof pilots done.

Yeah. And we're the smartest people here. I mean, we could ace this project.

Relax, relax. You had me at due.

So, after school brainstorm at the dot?

Latte's on me.

Well, I work there, so... I mean, sure.

Hey, Janie and the Studs, bro. That was a great jam yesterday.

Thanks.

Dave.

Cool. Welcome to the best.

A whole semester and still no one knows who I am.

Starts with a D, right?

Very funny. Help your cousin out.

Post some dazzling item about me on the anti -grapevine. No deal.

You may rule our family reunions with your Connie impression.

Uh -huh, which rule? But my blog is strictly reserved for the who's who of

Degrassi, not the who's that.

Okay, so can't you anoint me king of mine or something?

Nice try. Call me when you do something blog -worthy.

Declan, what's up?

I was thinking, why don't we have a highly inappropriate lunchtime

Easy there. We don't do this at school, remember?

Even your rules.

Not at school, not in front of your boyfriend.

You don't have to bring up Spinner every time, you know?

Come on.

Isn't that what makes it fun?

Okay.

I'll be the perfect gentleman.

Hey, do you want to saunter over together?

Sure.

Holly J?

Hi.

Sav ditched me to watch a soccer game. You want to hang out while I wait for

to call?

Or you could go find your own soccer game. Don't you have any non -Sav

interests?

Um, do you mind?

Anya, Jane's right.

You need to get a life, one that doesn't involve waiting around for your

boyfriend to call.

Some friend you are.

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Okay, so, what do people like?

Clothes. Music, vlogs, tattoos.

Coffee. Peeps love them some coffee.

And it's so hard to come by.

Ugh, toddler yoga just let out. Talk about your bad karma.

Barista, I'll tip you five bucks to watch Dakota while Mommy tinkles.

FYI, I bite back.

Here. Hey.

Hi. Do you know Itsy Bitsy Spider?

The itsy bitsy spider went out the water. Hey, you're really good at that.

You know, if we're talking market demand, moms pay big bucks for child

Come.

Look at all the ads for sitters.

Yeah, the only problem is I hate kids.

Okay, so diaper changing and kindness aren't your forte, but you're great at

bossing around teenage girls.

We could be the facilitators.

What, like babysitting pimps?

Agents, Jane.

Babysitting agents.

Yummy mummies are the market, and we supply them with what they need.

Dude, never mind the business project. We could actually make a killing.

So we have a whole bunch of sitters who are punctual. Yes, and very affordable

and great with kids.

Responsible, completely first aid certified. And, you know, we're willing

work weekends, holidays.

All right, potential babysitters, our agency would arrange all the jobs for

We guarantee good pay, all for a mere 10 % cut.

20%. 30 % on holiday.

No, Leia, you can't bring Danny to babysitting. That's totally

God forbid they spend two minutes apart.

It's like as soon as a girl gets a boyfriend, she powers down her brain.

That's you, of course.

Oh, dinner knows that I need me done.

Huh. Gal Pal is no boy drama.

Pretty refreshing, Jane.

What now, Leia?

Stop. No, no, no, break, break!

The other break.

Jane, you okay?

Better than your back bumper.

I'm so sorry, your poor car.

Government's car.

Diplomatic plates, diplomatic community.

I could drive in reverse, no one would bat an eye.

You sure?

Should we exchange insurance?

I'm trying to get my number.

It's pretty sneaky.

Don't worry about it.

Come up with some juicy gossip about me that your readers are going to love.

Chante, who is this?

My cousin, Nobody.

Formerly known as Nobody.

Dave, trust me, you're lame and I'm the expert.

The expert on lame? Hey, no argument here.

Okay.

How lame is this?

Check this out.

Cool, huh?

Oh, oh.

Wiener boy peed himself.

Guy who takes down Bruce is going to get a medal, for real.

Guy like that would be a hero.

A portable bath is ideal. No faucets for the baby to bump against.

And when dealing with an infant, always use a clean, wet cloth. No soap.

Um, your baby's drowning.

Isn't Declan on the swim team?

What?

I really wouldn't know.

He was so cool about the car.

Yeah, I guess.

Hey, you were kind of in shock. Are you feeling okay?

Why haven't I talked to him before?

What's his deal?

What's your deal, Chatty Cathy?

It almost sounds like you like him.

No.

Well, maybe a little.

I can't believe I just told you that.

Me neither.

Next stop, Declan and I double date with you and Spinner.

Hi, um, I promised my mom I'd go see Sound of Music this evening, so I kind

have to bail on that Everhart case.

Unacceptable, Allie. How am I supposed to find a sitter?

Hey, um, I'll cover.

It's the least I can do.

Time to make my mark, Bruce.

Bruce!

You're a dead man, Steve!

It's Daryl!

Grilled brie hoagies?

Who are you feeding tonight, the Pope?

Surprising Jane at her babysitting job.

We can work on our proposals and girl out.

Oh.

By the way, I finally get it.

How to work the sandwich maker?

Your girlfriend.

She's funny, smart, cool.

No wonder you're crazy about her.

Yeah, we're close. But Jane could use a chick friend, too.

Happy to oblige.

Now, clean this mess up, will ya?

After I make one.

Jane, we gotta talk. No kidding, I texted you like 50 times last night. We

triple booked for babysitting this weekend, Miss Trump.

Great,

now we need more sitters. I already booked three interviews for lunch. Nine

girls, first date certified, desperate for cash.

Anything you want, I got it.

Yeah, no kidding, you've even got... Declan.

What?

What do you mean?

I saw you two sucking face outside the Everhurts. I know Jane.

Some partner you are.

Cool overcoat, guy. Got someone to flash?

I'm incognito.

Please, sir, sir, don't kill me.

That's Bruce's prerogative.

Back alley.

After school.

I mean, I have six nieces and nephews, so I'm aunt's babysitter. You got the

gig. That's the address. And remember, 15 minutes early is late. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

And you knew I liked him.

And you have a boyfriend. Remember Spinner? Yeah. Yeah, I do.

So... Why exactly do you only get crushes on guys that I like?

Spinner told you about that?

Dude, he's my boyfriend.

It's not like that stood in your way.

Allie, Allie, Wednesday, Smith House, you owe us our commission.

Fine, but nothing happened with Spinner. You're the one cheating on him. You

know what, friend? I don't care what you think you saw. Stay out of my business.

Claire, 20%.

You know, this whole partnership was my idea. No, our idea.

Whatever. I'm out. Going solo. But our budget is due this afternoon.

Then I'll get an extension. I'd rather take a B than deal with your BS.

That was intense.

I don't want to encroach on boyfriend territory, but, uh... You want to talk?

Thanks, Dex, but I got it.

Girl drama's not in your job description.

What's this?

My autographed boss jersey you always wanted.

Really? What's the catch?

Bruce wants me dead.

I got to go into hiding, change my name, transfer to Bardell.

And you know what the worst part about it is? Is no one will even know I went

Degrassi in the first place.

Did you really relieve yourself on Bruce's locker?

Well, not exactly, but I'm still dead.

Everyone's talking about it.

We'll be praying for your soul.

Want me to walk you home?

You know, if I show up for the fight, everyone will know who I am.

So, I've received your proposals.

Yeah, Mr. King, I'm going to need an extension.

Change of staff.

And I'm distributing Holly, Jay, and Jane's work.

So you can see just how high the bar has been set.

You did the whole budget?

Typed it up on my spare.

Great work, girls.

I think you're really on to something.

Um, the commission revenue model was all Holly J.

What are you trying to prove?

That you need a business partner and I need a friend.

Can we talk?

Fifty bucks says Bruce Mason. Eat that, buddy.

Statistically, Dave's chances of winning are nil.

Wow, that's a big crowd.

Hey, and for those who don't know me, I'm Dave.

And also, when the paramedics arrive, my health card's in my shoe.

Hey, kid!

You ready for this?

Okay, Bruce, look, listen, listen, okay?

You beat me up, what is this proof, huh?

I'm a little skinny niner nobody knows.

We can break the cycle of violence.

Together.

I'm not gonna beat you up.

As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a reasonable guy.

That's a water balloon.

Who said it was water?

It's water.

Now we're even.

Dave. Dave, you're number one.

For real.

Okay.

Declan and I, whatever we are, it's been going on for a couple of weeks.

This is going to kill Spinner.

I love Spinner, I do, but we're settled.

And Declan, he makes me feel like more than just one of the guys.

Looks pretty rich coming from the girl who has all the guys.

Try the girl who has no female friends now that you hate me.

Well, is Declan in love with you?

Are you with him?

Pick Spinner.

Declan will bounce back in minutes.

Pick Declan, break Spinner's heart forever.

It's not that dramatic, Holly J.

You want friend advice?

For real?

Unless you break up with your boy toy ASAP.

This doesn't end well.

I work with Spin every day, Jane.

I can only lie to him for so long.

There he is. You're the man, Dave.

I am the man.

Jake!

What's up?

Down low.

Dave? I think you mean the artist formerly known as... Who's that?

The vlog's buzzing. I want to do an interview.

Dave versus Goliath.

I'll see if I can pinch you Wednesday.

Next week.

Chunk.

Hey,

Jay. Come to cook up some of your signature sammies?

I just want to make sure Jane held up her end of our agreement.

Yep. It's over.

Do you have a broad clue?

Is this girl stuff?

Hi. I need a sitter for New Year's Eve.

Are you booking yet?

Um... Yeah.

Yeah, of course. Just shoot us an email.

Thanks.

Are you...

Okay.

I'm relieved, mostly, and terrified that I'll find out someday.

Well, it won't be for me.

Thanks, Holly J., for everything.

Yeah, you owe me.

Huge. And I'm going to be around a long time to collect.

Deal. See you in class?