All language subtitles for common_as_muck_s02e05

Last time on Commoners Muck, this
happened.

Yes, what's that?

Air and Beauty's classic.

Oh, aye, a classic's got punters piling
in, hasn't it? I'm hanging on by my

bloody fingertips.

Nat has attended his resignation from
the Millennium Committee.

Excuse me?

Guilty! Compulsory purchase order on the
yard. It's Strang's and her friend's on

the counter.

Yeah, but lay off him.

Shed the dead wood.

Well, how do you mean? Get rid?

We've been cut off.

Two thousand?

Then pick faster!

And you'll pay tonight, will you? We
haven't got no money, John. I want my

money! You're too scared.

You've got the guts for now.

They pay.

You decide.

John! Sit!

Just turn up and be yourself.

Oh, that girl was strong, wasn't she?
You are a bloody genius.

Everything will be all right.

The bloody world won't be. It never has
been.

Excuse me. My wife, she's coming in. No.

Fox, Marie Fox. What was the nature of
her injury? Well, she's having a baby.

This is emergency.

Look, it is emergency.

Can you just please tell me where it is?
The toilet is first left at the end of

the road. Thanks very much.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, come out. Marie.

Marie.

Here he is.

It's not like she's having it.

Where do you think you're bloody going?

It's happening.

You're going to be a dad.

What the pissing hell do you know?

What's happened?

It's all right, don't worry. False
alarm.

What? Practice contraction.

It's quite normal, apparently.

It's amazing, isn't it?

Where's, er... You didn't fancy it?

I don't bloody know.

Thanks.

It's tired, Kenny. We're out on a job
till two.

Yeah, I know. Probably knew any road.

And he's read all books.

You know what happens and when.

Marie, we want John O'Tavis' old job
back at the salon.

I mean, we weren't going to stay out
till the end of the month, but sod it.

can afford it now the way the work's
coming in. Oh, Sharon.

So just tell him, right, that he can
pack in all that gigolo lark and he can

stop worrying himself sick about where
the next penny's coming from, because,

you know, his mates are going to look
after him now, so he can look after you,

can't he?

That's nothing wrong with him.

Oh, look, he won't pull me off him
again.

I will.

I really will.

God, I'm knackered.

Well, shock, isn't it, when you don't
know what's going on? I thought you did

well, man. You know, all that stuff
about relaxing, not panicking.

I think you'd have been sick otherwise.

Here, Sharon, I was wondering, you don't
fancy going out, do you?

When? Well, tonight.

I just thought, you know, things are
shaping up here, aren't they, with

in and that, and it'd be nice to
celebrate.

Oh, you're all right, Ken. Thanks
anyway. But like I say, I'm tired, you

don't think I've caught the night out on
the piece.

Sorry, sir.

Right. Christ, it's over. Who's still up
for it, then?

John, thank Christ, where the bloody
hell have you been? I've been trying to

call you.

I tried to cut my piss in there.

It's Bernard, Ken. I had to lock him in.

You were terrorising them all.

Open up. What have you got? You nearly
had my sodding eye out. You want to keep

still, you do.

Bernard. It's all right, Ken.

No, I'm done. I'll sort it out.

Get some coffee on.

I'm bloody calmed down.

Here, John, you've always had a knack
for this strong -arm stuff, haven't you?

You know, like with Bernard. Only I'm
looking for somebody to work security.

That's why I've been trying to collar
you.

The pressure's on now, isn't it?

There's folk queuing up to kick us out
of here, and now we're starting to get a

bit of support behind us, there's no
telling what they might try.

Paying, John?

What do you reckon?

Bloody hell, John. I mean, you know,
it's just nights, I'm thinking. I don't

care. Whenever.

I never sleep much any road.

Right.

I'll get started.

Window locks, security lights. Whatever.

Yeah, I know a couple of people who
frustrate.

You leave it with me.

Yeah.

Team, please.

Right, Vin, you ready?

What do you think?

Good.

Sign this, then.

What is it? Well, it's a petition to the
council. Say that they shouldn't be,

you know, trying to turf us out of here.
We've filled one already.

No signature, no haircut.

Shop policy.

Bernard, wash his hair.

Sharon, can I have a word? Outside.

Oh, get off!

It don't have to be a piss -up. I wasn't
saying that.

Tonight?

Well, it could go somewhere quiet.

Give over.

You want to go out with Jono and Jon,
wouldn't you? You know, celebrate

No, I don't. I'd rather... You know,
just you and me.

All right, then.

If you like.

Ta.

Good. Where?

Well, where will we go, then?

Wherever. You choose.

Not bother me.

All right.

chance. It's great when he gets going,
you know. At least it's free.

Good old Vinnie.

I've got a lovely little bar, you know.
It's got a pool table.

I can have a game between me and Nathan.
You get down here a lot, then, do you?

Oh, once in a while, you know.

All right, Sharon.

Hey, up, Sharon.

Lad. I can't do the only thing for the
dogs.

Oh, you know.

You know who's fancy?

Greyhound. Right, you got out four of
us, have you? Four in one depot.

I had that one, didn't you, Rob? Yeah,
tell us that. All right, then six in

eight, right? Then we're quick.

Go on, let's go and get a bed.

A drink, yeah.

Are you pleased, though?

Yeah, of course I am.

You seem a bit... I don't know, I just
thought you'd be a bit more excited,

that's all. I am.

Back with the lads.

Great. John, come here.

You've not to keep worrying about this
morning.

It's normal, that.

It's just a few jitters, I've told you.

Everything's going to be all right now.

I mean, it's OK, all this escort stuff,
but we never know from one day to the

next. Look, Marie, you'll always have
money.

I'll never let you down like that.

No, I know you would.

Let's get going.

Hey, John, you would tell us, wouldn't
you?

If there were anything else out wrong
with us, you'd tell me.

What are you talking about?

You know I would.

See you later.

Who is it?

John, it's Pete.

I'm not letting you in.

I'm security.

Fair enough.

I can't stop anyway. I've got a missus
with me.

We're having a bit of a nice out.

What do you want?

Now, don't talk like that, John. You
know what I want.

I want me money.

You're late again.

Well, you'll have to wait, won't you?

I mean, things have changed. I'm working
now, you know, so bugger off. I'll pay

you, but not till the end of the month.

OK. But the rates have gone up.

What? Overheads.

Unavoidable. You know.

How much? How much have they gone up?

150 a week.

No. No bloody way.

You're mad.

I can't.

That's impossible.

Burn it then.

This place.

And we're quit.

What? You heard.

Special deal.

Torture. And you and I are square.

No more debt.

I won't.

You have to.

Otherwise, I'll never leave you alone.

What's happened to you up to now, John?

It's nothing.

Ah, the little lady.

I've still got mine.

I'll see you tonight.

Oh,

I love it here. I forget you're in it
with Doug.

Yeah.

Cost you drinks, though. Helps if you
can make one last time, eh?

I'd better pay you.

Look, just call it tenner.

I mean the drinks and that.

No, don't be...

Come on, you must have spent a bloody
fortune.

Jono, it's your job, innit?

Well, not after tonight, eh?

Eh? What do you mean?

I've got my old job back, you know, down
at the salon.

Coffee bloody supremo.

Well, that's good, innit? Yeah, really
reckon so.

It means I can pack all this in.

You're my last official engagement.

then you've got to take it, then.

Only if you make me.

I've got to go.

Dom's home early tonight.

Oh, bobs to Dom.

What about tomorrow night, then?

Well, you just said... Yeah, no more
official engagements.

Not to say we can't have an unofficial
annoyance, though.

Look at you.

I didn't try and mount it, did every
other bugger.

45 quid down.

You must have won a fortune.

I was 30 quid or something, but that
ain't the point, is it? It's a laugh.

Hey, Karen.

You and Paula don't make a summer, you
know. You're still ours.

What are you talking about? I'll give
you two tickets to have fun.

Good cracker, Nick, yeah? Oh,
marvellous, yeah.

Oh, never mind, eh? Because you're
right, Paula, in your own system, you

it's boring copying everybody else.

We had fun, didn't we?

Oh, yeah, yeah, we did, Stella.

Hang on. What?

Here, please.

All right, Kent. Should have known you'd
be down here.

Well, you know me, regular as clockwork.

You know Janet, don't you?

Hang up.

Hang on.

Go and wait in your car.

Well, long time no see.

Yeah, yeah, how you doing? Still keeping
touch with any of the lads nowadays?

Kent?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Pete, this is Sharon. She brought us
down here. She's a bit of an expert on

dogs. Oh, right.

No, I saw John Paddy last week. Oh, aye?

Stayed easy, innit?

Still, I suppose, with some misses
leaving him.

Oh, didn't you know?

I saw him in the high street, you know,
talking to himself.

Waving his arms about.

Terrible.

Never said.

Well, you don't, do you?

When you're in a state like that, you
know.

Nervous breakdown.

Anyway, don't love him.

Look after yourself.

Hi, Ken.

I mean, he'd be all right giving John
that job.

I'm not being funny or anything, you
know, but if his mind's not on it, if

thinking of other things, you know,
upset and worrying... Ken, what's the

matter?

Give us the keys.

He'd have told us. I know he would.
Someone like that. If Mrs Green... Well,

John had just said he hadn't got no
secrets from me. Yeah, but things do

though, don't they? I mean, people do.

No, not John. It's someone else.

And how come Pete's suddenly got
privileged information anyway?

You were never John's mate. You were
never no -one's mate. You're just a

you'd say hello to.

Oh, God.

John.

John.

Oh, pissing hell.

Oh, please.

Oh, thank Christ.

Oh, shit.

I'll put that up.

Ken.

Come on, John. Doc said rest.

I tried to shaft me mates, Ken.

I tried to shit on them.

But you didn't, did you?

You never did.

Christ, I'd have done the same if I'd
been in your position.

Death and that.

You miss it. Of course I would.

Only I wouldn't have had the balls to
change me mind.

It would all be warming as Andrew on a
bloody great bonfire now if I'd been in

charge of the matches.

You got taken advantage of, that's all.

What's going to happen?

What do you think?

Cancel the war, John.

They kick one of us, they kick us all.

Ken, I don't know.

What's wrong with you? We've got to
clear John's debt, haven't we? It's the

risk. What risk? I watched you. You and
Stan and Stanty have bloody cleaned up.

But... It don't always work like that. I
mean, that's why you don't see any poor

bookies. Sharon, I'm asking you for two
races. That's all. Two from 13. And we

sort John out and we get that bastard
Pete. Now, surely to God you can give me

that.

What are you up to, then? Still working
out the route from odds to the council?

Christ, you've driven it often enough,
haven't you?

I'll get it.

Can't you help, John? I mean, you know
about animals, don't you?

With what your dad told you? You said.

Foxy were like Dr Doolittle, always on
at you. Yeah, but that were rabbits and

stuff, not bloody greyhounds. Yeah,
but... But what?

Do you reckon it gets handed down in the
jeans or something?

What do you suggest, then? The John O
'Fox method?

Invite him out to a restaurant of his
choice and charge him two grand for the

privilege?

Ken?

Sorry to barge in.

Hiya!

Christ, Marie!

Oh, emergency round me, man. She's
getting married again.

Don't say a bloody word.

Any road she weren't in, so I thought
I'd... Yeah, no sweat.

Stay as long as you like.

Ha.

Shit, bet the bloody nerves are jangling
now, eh?

Ken, I'll bury Ger off.

Sharon? Come on, tell me about it.

Stay and have another drink. Oh, no,
you're all right. It's been a long

hasn't it?

What do you reckon? Are you in? Yeah.

Listen, I'll see you around.

Oh, yeah. Ta -ra. Ta -ra.

I'll get you a glass, then.

All right?

You're in early.

I hadn't done much. I needed to check
this money.

You're all right. I'll manage that.

We're short on the 500 quid. We paid the
electric last week and an HP on the

thumbbed.

How much more do we need?

100. By closing. What do you reckon?

Oh, I don't see why not.

Here we've got two coming in later who'd
look smashing with highlights.

So, did they stay long, you know?

John and Marie and everyone?

No, about half an hour or something.

Right.

Hey, she looked well, didn't she?

Denise?

Yeah, obviously done her good getting
away from me.

She's done brilliantly, though, hasn't
she?

I reckon.

You know, when you think about where she
used to work and...

On to college and that. I mean, it's
bloody impressive, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

I've forgotten how beautiful she was and
all.

Always been a good looker, Denise.

I reckon it's her skin, you know.

Dark. Makes you look gorgeous.

Let you tan well, don't you?

Well, good night, I mean, in the sun.

Are you taking a piss?

No.

No, I'm just saying... You know...

I'd better get going.

Sort things out.

I told you to put your sodding foot
down.

There are red lights, you know. Not for
me, there aren't.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, and the members of
the press, we're here today to find out

which site has been chosen for the venue
of the Hepworth Games bid.

Both sites had much to recommend them,
and the debate went on for hours. But

finally, the stadium committee has
voted.

With a margin of 96, the southern site
has been chosen as our venue.

What are you talking about?

So at last we can concentrate on the
real task of making sure that the games

come to us. To the north, where the
people want them.

And not just handing them over gentle to
the capital for another show of

southern bias.

We're out of the plot, ladies and
gentlemen.

But the real race still has to be won.
It's a sodding fix.

Get the envelopes. I want to see how
people voted.

Jogie. I can burst opinion.

Give me the file.

Give me the bloody file, boy.

Look!

Thirteen to two. The northern side.

I check.

Please, Dougie. Please, bollocks.

The southern side's a joke, you know it
is. Get me the bloody envelope.

Sit down.

All right.

Little Miss Proper. You can afford to go
by the rule book now, can't you?

You're set nice and handy.

Dougie. Why don't you do as she tells
you? Why the pissing hell should I?

It's a carve -up. And you must be in on
it. Up to your bloody eyes.

You and her, and God knows who else,
been planning it between you, have you?

Right from the start?

Shut up!

The committee have bolted according to
what they thought was best for the city.

And if they've told you something else,
it's because of fear of a stupid

outburst like this.

That's why we have secret ballots, to
stop bullies. And in the case of Miss

Stranks, Miss Stranks and I didn't even
know one another until six weeks ago

when she came onto the committee.

And if you want to repeat that
allegation or anything else, be my

But this time, have a lawyer standing
by.

just get his man.

Ah, this is all right, Pete.

Yeah.

Walked it off the council.

Best way, innit? Put the effort in,
then.

Well, I must have liked it.

Knowing it's ours.

Yeah.

What can I do for you?

I was seeing you last night down the
dogs.

There ain't no easy way to say it. I
didn't want to say it off at phone, but,

er, I need some cash.

Why come to me?

Well, you're in that line, aren't you?

Bloody hell, Pete. Everyone knows you
are. They come to you instead of

It's for the dogs.

I thought you might appreciate me need.

Yeah, well, I can put you in touch with
someone.

We'll take that.

I need it today. That's why I'm here. I
thought you...

Breaks all the rules, but how much do
you want?

20? 50? 300.

You're putting 300 on a dog?

It's a TriCast.

100 % it. I got a tip.

Sure, sure. Well, uh... I might be able
to help you.

Have to talk to a pal.

But, Ken, if this doesn't work out,
there'd be interest to pay.

It's how these guys make their living.

I'm gonna win.

Sure, sure.

Just so long as you're clear.

All right, then, you're on.

I'll feed Anne a green man in an hour.

Cheers, babe.

Anything for a mate.

How are you feeling?

Oh, not bad, you know.

I'm not going to do out, Ken, if that's
what you're worried about.

No.

No, don't be stupid, isn't that? No, I'm
not worried about you.

On the men now, eh?

Is that it?

300 quid.

All the money.

Ain't even started yet, John.

Eye with my little eye.

What are you doing here? Bought me mam.

She's checking out the banqueting hall
for the wedding.

We've had the full bloody royal tour
this morning.

Who you got your eye on?

It's me boss.

Big meeting.

I, um, normally I'll be with him.

What, worried for his safety, were you?
Well, it was the opposition.

He was dead against it.

I'm his right hand, usually.

Well, it's a compliment, isn't it?

When they try to keep you out of a
discussion, it means they're scared of

Listen, what are you up to tonight?

Do you fancy going for a drink? Catch
up. I can tell you all about college.

Yeah.

Oh, no shit, sorry, I can't.

It's hard.

He's got an appointment and I'll... I
always go with him.

Wheels of industry, eh? I can't believe
it. You, out there and doing it. At the

cutting edge.

Yeah.

Amazing, isn't it?

Denise, we're done here, love.

They can take a run and jump and all.
£22 .50 a head and cream that comes out

an aerosol can.

Ey up, son. Oh, bloody show of these
places.

£22 .50 a head.

What do you reckon folks do round here?
Shit golden nuggets, her summits.

You always know where you are with me,
ma 'am, don't you?

Bye.

I'll be in touch then, as soon as I can.

You do that.

What, you think I'm going to stand
around like King Bloody Canute?

I never get my feet wet, lad. Thought
you'd have learned that by now.

Go and get that motor started.

Got some running about to do today.

It's 260, 280, 300.

And there's a 20 quid interest on the
loan and there's another 20 for you for

sorting it out for quick.

Magic. Bloody hell, I came off then. No
sweat.

Where was the meeting?

Oxford. Lunchtime.

That last?

Oh, Sharon.

Oh, yeah.

Tell you what, she don't know about
dogs. Amazing, innit?

Anyway, thank you, pal, for it again,
won't you? And I'll see you around.

Hang on, hang on.

When's the next one? I mean, you know, I
wouldn't mind... I bet you bloody

wouldn't. Oh, come on, Ken.

I did you a favour. I mean, what
difference would it make?

Look, it makes a difference because you
tell one bloke, he tells his pals, they

get all excited and suddenly the odds
have dropped to nothing because the

bookies have smelt the cash that's going
on. Ken, I swear on my mother's life, I

wouldn't say a word.

Oh, come on.

Cut in.

We're up again tonight.

Down hours.

You'll need 500. We're running a
tricast.

Oh, what's up?

500? I mean... No, no, no.

It's just that, you know, 500's a lot to
find in a couple of hours.

Well, borrow it.

Bloody hell. It's your job, isn't it?

Here's one for the archive.

Bloody property.

It isn't enough that they decimate
sodding refuse industry.

They'll have to tie up sport and leisure
as well.

He's rich.

Rich, come here, it's an emergency.

You said I've passed.

You're late.

So are you.

When I ask someone to do something for
me, I expect them to keep their side of

the bargain.

Don't start on all that. I don't need
it. Yes, you do.

I came to you because I knew Parry
wouldn't pay you. He's hopeless, and you

it too. That's why you took my money.

So you better bloody do what you're
supposed to, or I'll take it back here

now.

Ooh, lift and separate testicle. You
haven't got it, have you? All right, all

right, I'll do it. When?

Christ, I don't bloody know. I'll do it.

Good.

Don't that feel better?

I've no idea.

I mean about John.

I tried ringing him at his home, you
see. I couldn't get any replies, so

why I rang you.

You said it was critical. What is it?

It's those slippery, Teflon -coated, non
-stick bastards.

Look at them.

Just look at them.

What about them?

I don't understand.

Frank and a big buddy, Robert.

A big buddy?

But Robert said that they'd only just
met recently.

Exactly.

Why would he do that?

And you can prove all this? Yes, the
photos of me and them years ago.

You've got to get the boys together.

I can blow the lid on the whole thing.

I want to prove to you and the lads that
I'm a different person now.

We're all right, though.

Yeah, it was all right.

I mean, a job's a job, innit?

Coffee's coffee.

Shit. What are you looking for?

Chewing gum. We had a packet and all we
did.

Sir.

You'll be fine, Jono. I promise.

You ain't the bloody animal handler.

Have you seen me tie?

Your tie?

Yeah, me greening.

You're wearing that down the dog?

So? That's a bit much, innit? Marie,
believe me, just tell us where it is.

Right, £100.

There's an extra 20 in the kitty if you
need it.

Right, she's to be shoveled, me.

Nice one.

It's fantastic.

I, er... I'll not let you down.

As long as you're ready, John. I am.

Really.

Now it's all out in the open, it doesn't
seem so bad.

Well, if only you'd start feeling
depressed.

I'm fine.

Good. Yeah.

Just, er... doing my job.

That makes me feel normal.

That's why... that's why I want to be
here.

Now we're going to sort you out, John.
At least one fine day is.

Good luck.

Hope you don't come into it.

Get done.

Get shot.

It's off.

No problem.

Look, are we ready?

Look, Sharon, I've been thinking.

This is the longest job I've ever had
down that track.

Give it over. Now it's going to happen.
You just look the other way.

Do you want to nub us as a dog?

You turn a blind eye.

Oh, shit.

Look, are we going to stand around here
gabbing all night or what?

Did you get the money?

All right, let's go then.

Dad,

I don't want you to speak when I'm
finished.

Now, I know we've had our moments
recently, and I'm not saying it's all

fault, because I think we've both said
things we'd rather that we hadn't. Wait.

Now, I do want to be worthy of your
respect, but so should you want to be

of mine.

Who needs? No, wait.

Robert and Strang are working a scam.

I mean, they go back years.

And how do you know this?

George Ward.

George Ward?

I believe him. And Dougie Hod's been
getting into bed with those two as well.

Must put a strain on your loyalties.

Well, I've resigned.

More positions than the Kama Sutra,
Sunil.

No.

My turn.

For my part, I have done things that I
had rather a son of mine had not been

forced to see.

And for that, I am sorry.

Now, if you've found a way in which we
can both join forces, I am only too

willing to help.

Great.

I need the car.

I think you had.

Oh, and incidentally, I'm going back to
college.

What?

It's what I'm good at.

All right if I drive?

Round to four, not bad.

This is up then.

You got your money.

All right, take it over there.

We're 250 on three. We're out of the
favourite.

Great. Don't wait for the odds. I'll
meet you back over here.

Yeah, OK.

Good evening, Mr Edwards.

Good evening.

One fine day.

Yeah.

Yeah, go on.

Number 28.

Is that it? Yeah.

Okay. No sweat.

I'll get back.

First one's coming.

Magic. It's running a bit late, aren't
we?

Wow, what's up? Are we keeping you?

It's been stuck in here with him.

Oh, good lad, that. Well, not long now.
Just one more race.

Hey, I'm ready.

Great night.

Blackcurrant. Now, get it wedged right
in, right? It don't matter what path.

Ah, twinny stone. Knacker it.

Remember, it's called One Fine Day.

Oh, I'm going to ask its name, I must.
Make sure I've got the right one.

What's wrong with you, Jono? Look, just
check its tag, right? You know what our

Vinnie's like.

Why have we come all the way up here?
What was wrong with the fifth floor?

We're trying to spread it around a bit,
Marie.

800. Jesus.

Well, at least you know how it works.
You'll not explain it to me. It's

The more you put on, the more you win.

800. Track one. Six of four this
favourites. Who wants it? Six of four.

800. Track one. Track one. Trail three.
Ticket 97.

Thank you very much.

This is a three -parter, this.

Ah, here she is, the little lady.

Where have you been hiding? Making sure
nothing daft happens.

Nice and confident now, though, eh?

Not bad.

What? The wedge.

Oh, er, yeah.

We've done all right, haven't we? Right.

Let's get on with it, then, eh? The last
one.

Let's finish it right and bloody proper.

I told you.

What? What's wrong?

New sniff, good and longer odds, coming
out of trap five.

What are the odds?

Nine to two.

What's that mean?

It means it's worth having.

How much have you put on?

Everything.

What? Everything we've won.

Bloody right and all.

What have you got?

Two thousand.

Want to round it up?

What, more?

Why not?

How much?

Double it.

I haven't got it. I'll lend it you, if
you want. Here.

Two on top.

But what are you going to bet with if
it's all yours?

Oh, dear. Where did that lot come from?

Come on, Pete. You wouldn't expect us to
tell you everything that's going off,

would you?

You cheeky buggers.

Let's do it.

Now. Here, you better write. The bookies
want time to lay it off.

All right, then, Ken.

Track five.

One fine day.

Get a pissing shift on. I thought you
knew how to do this.

Oh,

Jesus.

Shit, the pissing jacket.

Bollocks to your jacket. Only draw
attention on your own. Right, give it

Come on, Burner, we haven't got all
bloody day. Burner, give me the bloody

chewing gum.

You've had the pissing stuff, haven't
you?

Haven't you?

Oh, Jesus Christ. I never meant... Joe,
are we getting it nice?

Bloody hell, Bernard. What are we going
to do? They're off in 15 minutes. We're

pissing, are you there?

Bollocks.

I'm going. It's not my problem anymore.

Shut up. Stop pissing about. I am doing.
I've got my own things to sort out, all

right? I wish I could help you.

It's all wrong.

It's done it.

Bastard. Eight rounds of four. One fine
day. Fifty hundred fifty -five.

Okay.

What's up?

I don't know what he's like, dear.

What? He just went. He said he'd had
enough.

Well, what about the dog?

It's still in my van. We haven't done
it. Well, get back there, then.

We ain't got no stuff.

Jesus Christ, what next race up after
this? I know, I know that.

Christ.

Burn the deuce of it.

Stop this bloody race.

Right -o.

You've got to novel that dog.

There must be more tricks than bastard
done between toes.

Six.

No,

you don't shag it, you prat. You
unshandy it, you.

No, no way.

don't help us, I'm going to take you
round the back of this place and I'm

to give you such a ticking they'll be
able to scrape you off the floor and

you in tins of dog meat.

I mean it.

You bastard.

Right.

You've got to get it proper, right?

The 815 race was a no race following a
trackside protest.

Just bloody enjoy it, will you?

God knows. Ammo rights or something.

Bloody idiots.

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for
the interruption.

We can now go ahead with the last race
on the car.

Race 13.

All set.

God, my bloody heart's pounding.

Ah, you want to be relaxed, you prat.

Oh, it's no sudden issue.

Where are you going? The box.

It's about to start.

I can't watch it, man.

You have all the rest.

Yeah, but it's just a big one, isn't it?

This is the one that matters. But you've
got to see it.

I was looking forward to watching it
with you and all.

No.

Right, back then.

And the hare is on the move.

No.

I need you.

This is the first time I've needed you.

Shagged, innit?

We've just lost all that bastard money!

Oh, no, er, not me.

I changed my mind.

Yeah, I decided against it, you know.

They're funny about taking this stuff,
aren't they, Rode?

What about the other, the two thousand?
No, no, that were your money. I lent

that to you, and you lost it.

And now you owe it me.

Don't you piss with me, Ken!

Don't!

because nothing will give me greater
pleasure than knocking you over. But

told myself, for John's sake, that I'll
not do that.

Apparently, do something that's fitting.

Something in keeping.

Something that'll really hurt him the
way he's hurt John.

That's what I said.

You sodden bastard!

You bloody shit!

No, not me.

That's your line.

Now, John owes you 2 ,000, which is
exactly what you owe me.

You let him off, and I let you off.

Understand? But what about the rest of
it, eh?

Everything else that I lost!

You tricked me!

And I don't give a shit, Pete.

But it was borrowed!

I promised the guy, I gave him
guarantees!

You'll get it back tomorrow!

Well, sell some of it.

What? If you're that bloody bothered
about clearing your debts, why don't you

sell some of it?

It's all in the risk section.

Piss off, will you, ain't you?

Wait till I see your old man.

What about him? Where is he?

Oh, yeah, sorry, Marie. He left early.

We couldn't tell you, not with Pete
there.

Where did he go?

I never said.

He only had something to do or
something.

Are you sure about this?

Why not mine?

You said you wanted to poke a little
flower rising damp.

And I've got a nice old power show.

What about Marie?

She's staying at her mum's.

Look, Ellen, it's all arranged.

You'll be fine.

Yes!

You bastard!

You and your mates!

I'll do this for nothing, never mind a
pissing cap.

What are you doing? You shit!

Stop it. What, are you going to make me,
are you?

Bollocks. You haven't got the balls for
it. That's how you got yourself into

debt in the first place. That's why your
mate has to bail you out. Yeah, well,

the only surprise is you didn't torch
the place yourself.

Don't you dare.

I'm warning you. Stop you. I hope you
burn with it.

Oh, don't pretend, John.

It is not in your nature.

I thought we were worried I might not
see you if you went upstairs.

Well, thanks for telling us, Annie Rod.

A good day?

Not bad.

I just want to see his face.

I've had enough of you. John.

John, leave him.

It's time to burn the bloody place down.

Finish him off.

Look, leave me alone, will you? I
haven't done anything.

It all works.

You'll not connect from there, John.

Oh, God.

Ned.

What are you doing here?

Answering the call, Ken.

Answering the call.