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Thank you for helping me save that pancake house, Captain Perfect.

That syrup bandit really thought he'd get away.

But instead, he found himself in a sticky situation.

He was toast.

Oh, he was a chicken, and we... Never waffle!

Surprise agility test? All right. No, I thought I saw my brother in the kitchen.

But I think we're good.

You two still play hide -and -seek?

That is adorable.

Well, it's more like hide and lie.

I haven't technically told Max that I've been teaming up with you yet. You know,

he's my partner, and I don't want him to feel disrespected.

Phoebe, the last thing you are is disrespectful.

Aw, thank you.

Now, would you mind crawling away from the house in your belly so no one sees?

It would be my pleasure.

I'm going to call it evasive maneuver omega -12.

Call it whatever you want. Just get to crawling.

Continuing surveillance on Thunder Girl.

Mission is progressing as planned.

Okay, coast is clear.

Max and Chloe will never suspect a thing.

Phoebe, why are you in your super suit?

Did you sleep in it again, you weirdo? You know they're not pajamas, right?

Oh, this?

I was wearing it to protect me from the sun. After all, UV rays are the villains

of the sky.

Why were you even outside?

For gardening.

We don't have a garden. Oh, we do now.

Well, I assume you were on, like, a solo mission handling minor hero stuff while

I'm stuck teaching summer school.

That would have been a better explanation.

But a false one. Because of the gardening.

Whatever. We gotta go to school.

Hey, if you face off against any real villains, make sure you call the

member of the family.

Oh, yeah. I have Chloe on speed dial.

Oh, Sarah.

We're just lucky the mastermind's been so quiet lately.

We are.

Or maybe he's stuck in summer school like you guys.

Can you imagine? With a little mastermind backpack.

I think Phoebe's finally lost it.

Yeah, let's back away slowly.

I come from

a family of superheroes.

But now my brother and sister and I are heading to a brand new town. We are

going undercover.

To try and solve our most important mission yet.

Hey, Chloe.

I had fun studying history with you last week. Me too.

It was fun learning about old dudes and their old stuff.

You want to come with me to Splat by the Sea tonight? My dad's celebrating the

launch of his new Chance Phone 7.

Oh, fun.

I heard it's exactly like the Chance Phone 6, only more expensive.

That's not true.

It's way more expensive.

Anyway, there will be free food and your new friend.

Me. What do you say?

You had me at free food.

I'm hanging out with you. I'm in.

Colleen!

Sorry you were stuck talking to BC.

Seriously, who do you think he is with that dumb, handsome face?

We have a riddle for you. What's the only test that's actually fun?

A protest.

Want to join in on a protest for planning? Is it about Max being the

summer school teacher?

That's next week's.

This time we're protesting Chance Technologies.

They're throwing a big party at Splats tonight. We're going to stand outside

politely yell at people.

No. No what?

I want to know more about that protest.

Chance Technologies towers set at frequencies that keep bats awake during

day. Which doubles our chances of turning into vampires.

Wait. Maybe I want to be a vampire.

James, stop it.

There's nothing more important tonight than saving those bats.

Right. Glad you're in, Chloe.

I'll send you the details.

None of us in the first.

Which wouldn't make sense because I don't have them.

All right, class, I'm here. Your first assignment is... Don't bother me.

Max, I need your help.

Did you not hear the assignment?

Beastie invited me to the same party that Booch and Jinx want me to protest.

Ah, the age -old conundrum.

Crushes versus friends?

No, bothering me versus not bothering me. You chose wrong.

Wait. I'm like the one person who can handle two events at the same time.

I'll just teleport.

Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. I was designing some cool new super gadgets.

I call it...

Dench rocket.

Oh, you shoot bad guys to make them smell? Bad guys and thieves.

I wonder what she's up to, besides totally falling apart without me.

Weird. She said she was going to be at a gardening shop, but my watch has her at

this jewelry store.

Assume she's not buying me that clock necklace I wanted.

Yeah, we agreed as a family you cannot pull that off.

She must be on a solo mission, and I'll bet she needs backup.

Can you go for my history class?

Sure. What are you teaching?

Just tell them who invented Benjamin Franklin or whatever. Gotta go.

You'll never get away with this, Diamond Heights Professor Portal.

Clearly you don't know how portals work.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Lucky I showed up. She can't defeat this portal potty alone.

Portal potty.

Nice try, portal potty.

Hey, I just said that.

Thanks, Captain Perfect.

No problem. I owed you one for saving my butt last week. Last week?

I'm taking these diamonds straight to the mastermind. Like he always says,

life gives you diamonds, give them to me.

They can't let him escape. We can't let him escape. Okay, this guy's got to stop

saying what I'm saying.

Professor, you get the portal?

Hey, Professor, what's another name for Diamond?

Well, that's a good question.

There's Jules, Rock, oh, and I.

Now be a gem and help me push those diamonds back to the store, save buddy.

buddy? Has a nice ring to it. I can jewelry store sell rings.

Ugh, there's two of them.

Wait, there's two of them.

Phoebe found a new partner.

This summer. Time to get loud.

Buckle up. The Loud family is headed to Europe for action -packed adventures.

And make themselves right at home.

Looks nice.

Don't miss all new Loud House European adventures.

Friday nights at 7 on Nickelodeon. You're watching the Thunderbirds

super secret summer.

Captain Perfect is here to review our mission performance.

Do they usually need your help?

All the time.

Be here.

Professor Portal defeated.

House to myself. Time to kick back with some after -action reports.

I know what you've been doing. No, you don't.

And is your hair looking flat today?

I did sleep on it a little weird. Wait! Don't distract me with hair talk.

You've been fighting crime with a new superhero partner.

What? Why would you say that?

Because you're obviously hiding mission reports behind your back.

What? This? No, this is... a novel I'm writing about a woman in her mid

-twenties with nothing to hide.

Stop it.

I saw you and your little save buddy at the jewelry store.

Okay, fine. Captain Perfect did help me at the Pancake House.

Wait, did you say Pancake House?

How many saves have you gotten together?

Just a few while you were busy teaching school.

I just didn't tell you because I thought you might get upset. Obviously, I was

right.

What do you even know about this guy?

Well, his name's Peter.

His parents are dentists.

He used to have a pet pig named Hamphilo.

Hamphilo.

Your new partner still sounds dumb.

He's not my partner.

So you admit he's dumb.

Okay, how about this? Next time I see Captain Perfect, I will bring you along.

He's actually been asking to meet you.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Thunderford, send Max the calendar invite for my meeting with Captain

Please clarify which meeting with Captain Perfect. There are quite a few

horizon.

It's like two tops.

I count seven.

Hey, Jennifer, be cool.

How could she keep this from me?

Say the word, Max.

I've got a team ready to initiate Operation Kick Phoebe in the Shins and

Her Cry.

Stand by, Lorenzo.

I don't want to make her cry.

Stand down, Lorenzo.

I just need to track down Captain Perfect and find out what this guy's up

I know a ferocious bloodhound who's great at tracking.

I think I have a better idea.

Stand down, Millie Slobby Brown.

All right.

It says here the professor's portal to leave a quantum signature on anyone

around. So track the signature, track the suit.

Let's build our own tracker.

We'll have so much fun, we'll forget all about Phoebe.

Also, the point is to keep working with Phoebe. For now.

Shoot. I said the quiet part out loud.

No chance towers.

No chance towers.

No chance towers.

No chance towers.

No chance towers. No chance towers. Take five, people.

We're so glad you made it. Of course I did.

Nowhere I'd rather be.

Here's your T -shirt.

Give back to chance.

Aw, we should save these little disease balls.

and join in on the peaceful yelling.

And if you need any ideas, we made a list.

Chance is a creep.

Bats deserve to sleep.

We want flowers, not chance towers.

And my personal favorite is boo, you stink.

Can you keep it quiet?

Fancy people are trying to enjoy my tube shrimp.

The party started. already? Yes, and hopefully I get a phone upgrade out of

because mine's a little old.

Uh, I should go.

Go where?

Uh, to work on my sign and no other activities.

I love how clear she is.

Hit it, people!

Give Bats a chance!

Give Bats a chance!

Didn't I just yell at you outside?

Yeah, then I came inside.

That's how drawers work.

Hey, so glad you could make it.

Oh, this is for you.

A bib?

I'm pretty good at eating since I turned six.

It's your free ticket to shrimp.

Observe.

Shrimp bib detected.

Ooh, I've had dreams like this.

to dip my shrimp in the ocean so it tastes fresh.

Beerby.

As the party's host, do we get one new phone or a bunch of them?

We're not saying chance too much, right?

Hey guys, what'd I miss?

Probably not a lot because I've been here the whole time.

What's that on your shirt?

Why are you wearing a bib with a shrimp on it?

Uh, because Chance Technologies is shellfish.

Good point.

Speaking of which... Give Fats a chance or they won't have a chance. Give Fats a

chance.

Okay, hang on. I know you were just inside.

Inside. Outside. The important thing is that I'm on your side.

I set my tracker to find Captain's shirt pants.

It brought me straight to school.

Say the device's full name.

The Max and Colosso Portal Residue Tracker, powered by friendship.

Thank you.

Of course Phoebe likes Captain Perfect. This nerd's at school on a Friday night.

Mission update. I haven't made contact, but I was able to gather important

materials from the target's workplace.

Target? The designs are impressive.

Although... The fake lesson plans were disappointing.

I'm the target?

One thing is clear.

The target has no idea I'm watching.

Oh, yeah, I do.

And he won't see it coming if we move to terminate.

Please don't be mad at me, Brownies. He won't be mad at me anymore.

Oh, I am so mad at you.

Ooh, Brownies.

Don't let her distract you, Max.

You have been working with a villain this whole time.

What villain?

Captain Perfect. I spied on him, and he called me a target.

Absurd. You must have misheard him. Maybe he said market, like he's going to

farmer's market. He seems like a fresh corn guy.

We'll find out if he's a villain or a corn lover real soon.

What do you mean?

I texted him from your phone and was like, hey, it's Phoebe. Come over and

me alphabetize my mission files.

Yeah, like he'd ever believe that.

He's already on his way.

Yeah, it was pretty good.

Which brings us to the main event.

Chloe, you want to do the honors?

What honors?

Editing the first official text.

Did you miss my speech?

Of course not.

I really like the part where you said all the words.

I had them put my number in, so you can text me if you want.

Chloe, we lost you!

Follow my back sounds!

Is that protester squeaking at you?

shrimp on.

I'll text you about it.

From the kitchen.

I'm right here.

Open your eyes.

Why do you have a chance phone seven?

It's fake.

Obviously. For the protest.

And why are you wearing that shirt?

Make party outfit change.

You don't do that.

You should be asking her how she was everywhere tonight.

It's like there's two of her.

I think I heard them say something about giving away free phones.

Where? Come to Wayland.

Can I be honest?

I was really hoping to impress you tonight, but I guess fancy parties

your thing.

Impress me?

You don't have to do that. No, I mean, I get it.

I don't love these parties either.

Everyone gets the shrimp sweats.

I saw that, and I wish I hadn't.

Learning how to balance the family business with normal life is hard.

I might know something about that.

But tonight was fun, because I got to hang out with you. And I had a great

with you, too.

All right, I got my three phones, so party's over.

Get out!

He said three are free.

Because both are wrong.

Chloe?

Wait, how did I get in here?

Please tell us you're not in here for the Evil Chance Technologies party.

Of course not.

But I am in here for BC.

What? Why?

I know I said I don't have a crush on him, but I super do.

Well...

He's dad.

That's why I didn't tell you.

It's not that.

We don't care who you have a crush on.

Unless they're a magician.

We do not trust magicians.

Well, duh.

They're creepy.

But Beastie's not.

Beastie isn't the problem.

It's that you kept a secret from us.

Secret is like an alien parasite.

You know earlier, it bursts out and gets messy for everyone.

I didn't mean to make a mess of things.

Well, you did.

Friends don't do that to each other.

Yeah.

Let's go, Boot.

Wait. Guy.

Hi, Phoebe.

And Max.

I see you finally told him.

I found out myself, Captain Perfect. Or should I say Captain...

Villain? Plot twist, I'm making you my target.

I'm sorry, what?

Max thinks you're a villain, but you're not, right?

Anytime now.

Hi, why aren't you talking?

Okay, Max, the thing is... Not

your wisest move, pal.

Joke's on you. I'm never wise.

made enough brownies to fix this.

Boy fight!

Take him in the shits, man!

Stop it! Right now!

I'm trying to stop him, but he won't let me hit him.

You can't surprise me. You have all the same powers as your sister. Yeah, she

cares about the rules. I don't. Enough!

Stop acting like super weirdos. You're both

Superheroes. I hope.

Okay, now, why did Max hear you calling him a target?

Because he is.

You both are.

What? See?

Oh, Colossal had the right idea. I'm gonna kick him in the shins! I'm gonna

him in the shins!

Kick him in his gorgeous face, Max! Wait, wait!

I am not a villain. I was sent here by the Hero League to make sure that you

don't blow the mission to stop the Mastermind.

What are you talking about?

Thunderford, Colossal... Call President Kickbutt right now.

He said she didn't know you, but maybe she can clear all this up.

Gladly.

Hello, Fundament.

And who is this mysterious soup behind you?

It's okay, President Kickbutt. My cover's blown.

Oh, good.

Wasn't sure where I would go with that one.

Wait, so it's true? This was all an act?

Even the wordplay?

No, Phoebe, those puns were very, very real.

Tell me there were no other soups stationed in Secret Shores. I had to

the integrity of this investigation.

But the truth is, you should take Captain Perfect's presence here very

seriously.

More like seriously annoying.

Failed it!

Why? What makes it so serious?

Failure to impress Captain Perfect will bring an end to your mission in Secret

Shores. The life you've built here with Chloe will be over.

Give me a sec to smooth this over.

So, Evelyn.

No.

Well, better pack your bags.