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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,240 Let the trial commence. 2 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:02,700 First, we will hear the case for the prosecution. 3 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:08,100 You shall not know. These are British scum who should be killed now and 4 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:15,860 Well, I've listened to the pros and cons of the case and the complex legal 5 00:01:15,860 --> 00:01:17,360 arguments on both sides. 6 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,280 My task is not an easy one. 7 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:24,280 On the one hand, my... 8 00:01:25,230 --> 00:01:27,570 Legal friend says they should die slowly. 9 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:35,070 And on the other... Well, 10 00:01:35,210 --> 00:01:40,270 in the light of these new circumstances, I 11 00:01:40,270 --> 00:01:44,310 sentence you both to be beaten to death. 12 00:01:45,970 --> 00:01:50,930 Do the British spies have anything to say before sentence is carried out? 13 00:01:51,190 --> 00:01:52,190 Yes, I do. 14 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:54,110 Speak. 15 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,660 Well, I'm not a top British spy. 16 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:04,160 I'm not a top British anything, really. My name is Stanley Rawlings. 17 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:09,100 I'm a driver for Stanton Security Services. 18 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:12,020 Trust is everything in my job. 19 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,760 I wouldn't even nick a biro, never mind four million quid. 20 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,940 But I did it because of Francis. 21 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,200 So what happened then? 22 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:25,300 We got caught and sentenced to 30 years in Dartmoor Prison. 23 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,540 But we managed to escape. 24 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,540 And that's when we headed for Heathrow Airport. 25 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:47,800 I'm so nervous. This is the most security conscious airport in the world. 26 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,900 What do we do? Drollo? 27 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:54,440 Look, it's very simple, Stan. When we get to the gate, just say something 28 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:58,100 Cor blimey, guv, these Japs eat a lot of ice cream, don't they, mate? 29 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,960 Nobody says cor blimey any more these days, brollo. 30 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,520 Well, whatever gauntlet slang you're happy with. 31 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,100 Cor blimey, guv. 32 00:03:06,980 --> 00:03:10,420 Cor blimey, guv. These ice cream... No, what was it? 33 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:12,700 Oh, nurse. 34 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:15,920 Cor blimey, guv. Those ice cream. 35 00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:21,430 What do I do now? 36 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:34,130 Are you sure you know how to play one of your things, mate? 37 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:36,010 Oh, yeah, I'll put a test in one. 38 00:03:36,270 --> 00:03:38,590 Of course, that was for my first break, though. 39 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:41,590 It's all the same thing. It's just a flick and a couple of pedals. 40 00:03:43,510 --> 00:03:44,710 We were going to die. 41 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:48,350 That was for certain. But you don't think of that when you're in love. 42 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:53,310 especially when the one you love is 12 ,000 miles away, her precious life at 43 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:55,330 mercy of those cruel beasts of war. 44 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,990 Well, that's what I thought. 45 00:03:58,870 --> 00:04:01,890 Actually, she was out birdwatching. Can you see the nest? 46 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,590 It's about ten foot below. 47 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,400 Which there isn't. 48 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,460 And if there isn't one? 49 00:04:43,860 --> 00:04:45,320 Which there won't be. 50 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,460 Ladies and gentlemen, we have just landed at Heathrow Catport. 51 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:52,260 I'm changing crews here, so I'll come up after the crew and myself, Captain 52 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:56,220 Lips. May I wish you a very pleasant onward journey to... 53 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:43,870 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is Captain Cook welcoming you 54 00:06:44,790 --> 00:06:49,190 We'll be taking off shortly for our destination abroad and we'll be flying 55 00:06:49,190 --> 00:06:51,190 high and jolly fast. 56 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:52,670 Thank you. 57 00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:56,610 Cabin doors to Manuel, please. 58 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:07,270 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard this flight. The crew will now 59 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,730 the safety features on the plane. 60 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:13,260 There are seven emergency exits which are clearly marked. One in the upstairs 61 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:18,460 lounge and six in the main cabin. Two in first class, two over each wing and two 62 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:19,460 at the rear of the cabin. 63 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,220 The life jackets are stored under your seat. 64 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:26,840 Please watch carefully as the cabin crew will now demonstrate how to put them 65 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:27,779 on. 66 00:07:27,780 --> 00:07:29,980 First, put the life jacket over your head. 67 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:35,420 Cross the two ties behind your back and then secure at the front. 68 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Hello, Air Traffic Control. 69 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:56,820 We've got an RSVP on the winker and our BAT -69 is at 11 to 1 and stable. Over. 70 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:05,480 Uh, sorry. I can't 71 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,940 find reverse. 72 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:08,760 Try again. 73 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:18,720 BAT. BAT. Come on, let's turn on a bit. BAT. That's it. 74 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:20,710 BAT. Keep going. Plenty of room. 75 00:08:21,030 --> 00:08:23,650 Keep going. Keep going. Left a bit. Stop. 76 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,270 I'll go forward. 77 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,870 Ginger, do not open. 78 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:54,050 Hello, Air Traffic Control, this is Zero Delta Tango, standing by, ready for 79 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,050 takeoff. 80 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:02,410 Zero Delta Tango, I am speaking to Captain Donaldson on time. 81 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:12,870 Hello, Air Traffic Control, this is Captain Donaldson. I'm so sorry about 82 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:13,870 confusion just now. 83 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:17,910 We just had Princess Michael up here on the flight deck, and I'm afraid I was 84 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:18,910 rather showing off. 85 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,000 But Mira Culper, abject apologies. 86 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:25,640 We're all tickety -boo and ready for takeoff. 87 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:31,280 Come on, Heathrow. We've got 15 flights here from Malacca stacked up over 88 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,280 Purley. 89 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:38,940 Zero Oscar Tango is cleared for takeoff. 90 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,960 Well, this is it, Max. 91 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,460 We're all in your hands now. 92 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:42,519 Excuse me. 93 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,520 Excuse me. 94 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:45,820 I can't eat this. 95 00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:47,640 Why? What's wrong with it? 96 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,460 You taste it. 97 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,360 No. 98 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,300 Disgusting. 99 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:00,260 Well, I must eat something. I'm very hungry. 100 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:01,620 You have something else? 101 00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,180 Oh, right. 102 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,640 I'll see what else there is. Okay. Well, of course. 103 00:11:07,780 --> 00:11:08,780 Tickle that. 104 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,370 I'll have a Bloody Mary. 105 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,970 You've only got Bloody Lark, yeah? 106 00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:38,730 I want a Jack. 107 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:40,490 When's it my turn? 108 00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,790 Um, well, okay, Billy. 109 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,540 Just keep her steady and don't touch any of these. 110 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,720 Ah. 111 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,880 Uh -huh. 112 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,040 Oh, it smells so good. 113 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,180 Yes, it does. Can I have the same? 114 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,760 What? Me too, please. No garlic. 115 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,800 I'll have the same with garlic. 116 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,820 Can I have some mushrooms with it too, please? 117 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,060 Mary? 118 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,200 Max? 119 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,259 How are you? 120 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:38,260 I'm fine. 121 00:12:38,820 --> 00:12:41,400 I thought you were in prison. Well, I was, but we got out. 122 00:12:41,940 --> 00:12:43,560 What are you doing in this plane, then? 123 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,680 I've decided to see my sister in Vancouver and maybe start a new life. 124 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:52,980 Oh, don't tell the other passengers, but this plane isn't going to Vancouver. 125 00:12:53,780 --> 00:12:55,200 It's going to the Falkland Island. 126 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,840 Now I'm going to talk to the captain. 127 00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:00,420 Mary. 128 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,200 I am the captain. 129 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,520 Oh, my God, we're all going to die. 130 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,200 It's our chance to die again, Mary, isn't it, eh? 131 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:22,240 Fallen Islands. 132 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,380 You've always wanted sheep, haven't you? 133 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:30,500 I mean, it's a chance to start again, just you and me. 134 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,120 This is your captain speaking. 135 00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:47,720 Breathe through your oxygen mask. 136 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,020 That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. 137 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:03,860 It is. 138 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,300 I'm sure it is. 139 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,780 Look. 140 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,720 Certainly looks like it. 141 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,600 This is it, isn't it? 142 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:17,440 It's the Falklands. 143 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,480 Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. This is Captain Donald Duck here. 144 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,880 We're about to land, so please don't look down. 145 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:19,490 So, if Billy and I aren't back in three hours, you'll come and look for us. You 146 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:20,490 couldn't rely on it, Stan. 147 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,049 Good luck. 148 00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,050 All the best, Stan. 149 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,210 I don't like the look of this, Billy. 150 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:03,610 Look, look! 151 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:09,890 Francis? 152 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,030 Oh, Stan, I'm so happy you're here. 153 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,609 It's okay, Stan's here. 154 00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:17,890 Where are they? 155 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,010 Who? The arches! 156 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:23,490 Look, Stan, there's something I've got to explain to you. 157 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:27,690 France, I mean, Sir Cathy, was insanely jealous, you see. 158 00:17:28,010 --> 00:17:31,710 And when she found out that, in fact, you preferred me in the photograph, then 159 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:35,030 she went berserk and started fantasising crazy things about Argentinian 160 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,770 soldiers. So there are no Argies? 161 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:40,390 Well, where's the mad mouse you are now? 162 00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:46,950 Well, you see, the night before last, she ran out of this hut screaming in 163 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,930 Argentinian and simply... 164 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,510 She threw herself over the cliff. 165 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:57,160 Hello, you're still alive. I thought you'd be dead by now. 166 00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,380 Help me! 167 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,520 Help me! 168 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,680 Help me! 169 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,040 Oh, actually, before you go, the most amazing thing has happened. Your 170 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,100 has turned up. 171 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:12,140 He's come to rescue you from all those cruel Argentinian soldiers. 172 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,040 Stan! 173 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:17,080 My goodness, this thing's so heavy. No! 174 00:19:51,870 --> 00:19:54,770 Why don't you try and eat some of this, Humbert? 175 00:20:13,870 --> 00:20:15,930 I'm, um, looking for some toothpaste. 176 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,350 I haven't brushed my teeth for a week. 177 00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:39,590 What's my call sign? 178 00:20:41,430 --> 00:20:43,010 Um, seven... 179 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,800 You're not Frances, are you? 180 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:47,060 No, I'm not. 181 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,780 I'm not Cathy, either. 182 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:55,100 If you're so keen on blonde, then why don't you take this one? 183 00:21:20,910 --> 00:21:21,910 Sons of spin! 184 00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:49,730 You've done so well, my little... 185 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,760 of death. 186 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:59,920 First, we captured the island undercover, thanks to the courage of our 187 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:04,640 agent here, who has done so much for the flesh's cause in Argentina. 188 00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:08,200 Long live General Calciere! 189 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,480 Hold on. Hold on, Francis. 190 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:32,220 I can't. 191 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,340 I'm coming. I'm coming. 192 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:37,360 Stretch. 193 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,000 I can't. 194 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,240 Grab my foot. 195 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,520 Now, see if you can climb up me. 196 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,640 Now, don't let go of my underpants, whatever you do. 197 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:57,860 I won't. 198 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,380 I'm so glad to see you. 199 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,760 And that's how it happened. 200 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:37,000 I didn't come here to cause any trouble or anything or upset anybody. 201 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:42,000 I came here because, well, because I love Francis. 202 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,440 I've no idea who's got the most right to these islands. 203 00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:48,530 I don't know why we can't all live here. 204 00:23:49,270 --> 00:23:50,490 They're nice, these islands. 205 00:23:51,770 --> 00:23:53,070 Peaceful, by the sea. 206 00:23:54,530 --> 00:23:57,990 If I wasn't going to die, I'd like to have got hold of one of those stone huts 207 00:23:57,990 --> 00:23:58,990 up there. 208 00:23:59,070 --> 00:24:00,490 Could be nice done up there. 209 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:02,930 Crazy paving, double glazing. 210 00:24:03,270 --> 00:24:06,990 Your Worship, my clients have changed their plea. 211 00:24:07,770 --> 00:24:09,550 They want to be kicked to death. 212 00:24:13,290 --> 00:24:16,510 So, Stan, you came all this way looking for... 213 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,850 Love and crazy paving. 214 00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,990 And all you found was crazy death. 215 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:24,880 for me, my darling. 216 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,200 They're back, so -called South Atlantic raiders, who robbed a bank in the 217 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,480 Midlands to finance a bazaar to support them in search of two missing British 218 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,860 girls. The Home Secretary has just made this statement. 219 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,440 In the light of the courage and bravery that these poor men showed of preventing 220 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:18,120 what could have been a major attack by the Argentine forces, I've decided, 221 00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:23,640 therefore, that their 30 -year prison sentence should be reduced to one year 222 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,640 an easy prison. 15944