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Introducing... Come on in on me.

I've never seen anything like it.

I made it!

This was... This was supposed to be Hawaii.

Hey, what's up, man? I'm here to get this package and ship to an address I

here on my phone. Okay, great. Kansas City, Missouri.

A little French wine to Kansas City. Yep.

We need a box, all right? Yep.

This will work.

I'll get it all wrapped up safely.

How's your day going?

Pretty good, man. Nice, man. Yeah, how's your day going? Going pretty good.

Nice. Kind of wet outside, huh?

Definitely, definitely.

All right, well, our boxes won't get wet in the rain.

Okay, that's good. Because we'll put them directly in the truck.

Okay, double bonus.

All right, and I will make sure this stays real good. I'll wrap it up.

Thanks. There we go.

And I can just print out a label. I'll type that into the system.

So that's pretty good, yeah? I'd say so. I mean, whatever you think will

survive. Okay. Not the wine drinker, unfortunately.

Yeah, otherwise you wouldn't be shipping it.

All right.

We'll weigh that puppy and be on your way. Oh!

Good thing we got a bubble.

I'm sorry, man. No worries.

Yike.

Oh, all right.

Here, I'll open it. We'll just check it. 50 % teamwork there.

Probably fine, because I had the bubble. Oh, it did break.

Oh, dude.

Dude, I'm sorry.

Oh, no, it actually, like... Genuinely broke open. The lid came off.

No, the lid didn't come off. The lid is on.

It... Broke out of a crack?

Yeah, it went into the bubble. It went into the bubble wrap.

Yeah.

Yeah, these new... The bubble wrap has... They put carbon dioxide inside

now. So, like, the fermentation hits the carbon dioxide and then it sucks it

into the bubbles.

Oh, wow. That's some science.

Like, it doesn't break the bottle. It just transfers.

What? Help me understand the science.

So there wasn't a crack that happened, huh? No, the glass is really a super

liquid, so it's, like, permeable to a degree. So the carbon dioxide inside the

bubbles, once we close that inside the box, and then I jostled it.

So the two pressures tried to equalize each other, and the wine... Dude, this

crazy, man. Dude.

Yeah. I have an insurance form. Okay, sure. I can, like, reimburse you or

out. Because this happened once before. Let me see if... Mika?

At the expense of wine, eh? I have no idea. Oh, yeah. You know, do you want

to... My boss said that technically we can ship it this way, and we'll wrap it

up and ship it, and it'll probably, because it jostles around, it'll

back to the bottle. I don't believe that. It might happen. Yeah.

Dude, that is so crazy.

That's, like, it's still mind -blowing that science happened like that. Yeah,

that's the Carbonaro effect.

Carbonaro. Okay, cool. Effect. Effect. Do you know that? No. Oh, the Carbonaro

effect. Yeah, Carbonaro Effect is actually the name of a hidden camera

show.

Okay, I'll make a note. Carbonaro Effect.

You don't have to make a note.

You're on the show right now. Get the f*** out of here, dude. Come on, Brian.

Brian. Michael.

What? I'm Michael Carbonaro.

What? Dude, come on. You're on my TV for the Carbonaro Effect right now. That

was a trick.

What is going on? Yeah!

What? Crazyness. I'm on TV. Yes.

What's your name? William. William.

Let's pop some bubbles and toast.

All right. Let's do it.

Salud. Salud.

And I thought the popping bubbles was fun.

Good.

I need to ship this to my grandmother.

Oh, okay.

You want to go just like this, like just whatever will be the safest, right?

Yeah, whatever you think. Yeah. Can I look at what it is? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

a monkey set. Oh.

Look at that. Yeah.

I should probably put a... Maybe I'll package that up more secure. I could use

a... I'll use a safety band.

Yeah.

These are great. They pretty much replace bubble wrap.

What? The safety bands. Wow. It's like a little... It's sort of like a rubber

bumper on something, so it protects anything from, like, rattling around.

It's like giving it shock.

Okay. Yeah, so... You never seen them? No, I haven't. Oh, yeah, look.

So, like, if... I'll just wrap it around the stapler.

If you take it, just in case, if you bounce it down, it bounces up.

So it'll never hit anything.

That's wild.

Isn't that cool? There's not like a trampoline in there or something? No,

know, right? That's what it feels like.

Yeah. Wow, cool. Totally, yeah. So I'll just put it on his feet.

I think that'll work. Let me just test. Do you mind?

It's an odd shape.

Okay, good.

That'll work.

Great. Okay.

Safe demands. I'll give you some of these to take home. Oh.

I think they would put it in more secure packaging, right, considering.

Right.

Let me just get a quick little thing to clean that up.

Hello. We love you.

Isn't that gorgeous? Yeah.

I want to win that. Yeah, it's an award.

It's just so attractive.

You just want to worship it.

Go for it. Worship it. I'll do the wrapping. You do the worshiping.

All right, we'll get this all wrapped up. Thank you. Can I send this to you?

I can just copy it up in there. Yeah, that's no problem.

Wrap that all up.

Stick her here.

And I've got a box to work.

That's great.

I know we're like one of the last shipping stores around, right? All

goodbye if you're worth being it. All right, good.

I'll put it in here. And let me just get a quick little weight on that.

And I will type that into the system. We've got four.

Okay, good.

And we, oh, oh.

Oh, oh my gosh. I'm so sorry. Oh my gosh, that's so.

The fan.

That's amazing.

Yeah, look.

I'm sorry, the bubbles came off the bubble wrap.

Wow. Yeah. That's crazy.

Yeah. That has never happened in my life. Yeah, you got to keep the, it's

environmental bubble wrap.

So you got to keep it away from the fan.

Otherwise, it just blows air. But that's like a good sign.

I take that as a cosmic sign of good luck.

You should, because they make these in Indonesia.

The bubble wrap now, where they hold this plastic out and they blow the

and trap them on there to make it environmentally safe. Are you kidding

it's a special solution.

You're not joking. No, that's how they're made, yeah.

We saw a video of it.

Wow, that is kind of neat. Let me see if I have...

All right, this stuff looks like it's going to blow. I'm going to keep this

from the fans.

Wow, that's crazy.

I might have old bubble wrap instead of the... Yeah, try blowing air into it.

Wow, I am absolutely, like, floored.

That's crazy.

Oh, man.

That's insanity.

How you doing?

Good. You got it. Okay, prepaid.

I was going to China.

Yeah. All right.

Do you have identification?

Just we send international.

Yeah. Do you have a passport?

No.

I know.

New regulations.

But do you have one?

Like active? Oh, yeah. Totally. You do? Yeah.

All right. I can probably, yeah. I'll look it up in the system. Okay.

That'll be easy. Okay.

Okay. I'll just do a translucent generation.

Okay.

Is that going to take that long? No, it'll take a couple seconds.

This crazy system where it'll mimic your passport.

Right. Okay,

when did you get your passport? I think it's expiring.

Okay, but it's active now.

I think.

Well, we'll know. We'll know if we do. Here, I'm going to open this dropper,

a little bit of benzochloramine.

And if you just would press your thumb into that, it'll just identify

technology. Great, and you press that.

Perfect. And then just press your thumbprint right there where your

would be on a passport.

I'll hold it down.

Great. Yeah.

And that goes inside here.

Okay, so... Okay, are we done?

No, I've got to verify it. Oh, okay.

Okay.

And we'll turn that on.

Right here.

Oh, my God. Sorry. You guys are going to lose the Internet for a second.

Oh, my God.

What is going on? It's just a global identification.

Okay.

So sometimes the electricity just jolts.

This will be like a... This is a virtual

representation of your passport from your thumb.

That's my passport.

Right. Well, that's all the information in there. I mean, it's at home.

It's at home because I pulled it out the other... Well, your passport is home.

What?

Use this one as your official passport now. How did that happen? How did you?

Well, your information is contained inside. This is creepy.

Your passport at home is going to be clear now. It'll be see -through. You

throw that one away.

That's so crazy.

Yeah, I'll grab you. There's a whole brochure that explains.

Oh, my.

Oh,

my gosh.

Look at it.

I know what you're thinking.

Who's Clark?

Poor guy.

We're working it nuts on Clark.

Large kettle corn order, right?

It's going to be on the way out. Awesome.

Yeah, I was just trying out the new static charge salt.

This is bald.

Yeah, they have a little bit of a static charge in the salt.

Like I like.

Yeah, exactly.

Oh, that's cool. Can I wear that?

Yeah.

Yeah, because it's got static charge on it, so it pulls to another piece.

That's cool. That's pretty wild, right?

And it's edible, too?

Yeah, it's salt.

It's good to actually take it if you take a whole bunch of it and you pour it

from a higher height to make sure that it doesn't already have any static

If it starts without static, it could do a much better job.

Watch. So you fill that out. And a positive.

Exactly. Yep.

And you just sprinkle that one on there.

And these two are?

Yeah, there are other versions.

Let's see.

Sprinkle that in one spot and kind of wiggle that, and it will statically

it. See how it's connecting together?

Yeah.

So that's done.

Like a ball. Oh, that's cool.

So it'll be a ball.

That's great.

You guys just got it? Yeah.

This one's cat.

Let me try it.

A little sprinkle.

Yeah, so you kind of find... How do you guys market this for somebody to buy it?

Yeah,

we do. We have it. You could get this.

I know, but what do they usually use it for? For making shapes, you know, for

parties and stuff.

Is that a cat?

Yeah.

That looks great.

Whoa. Yeah.

Okay, that's cool.

Oh.

Okay, you guys are pretty cool.

That's great, right? Yeah. The cat and the ball. I'm going to let him know that

those worked out really well. The cat and the ball worked great. Go ahead and

try the other one if you want. Really? Just sprinkle and pull.

This one is called man.

Hi. Hi.

Holy moly!

Smile.

Hey, man.

Can I get a large caramel, please?

Large caramel?

Yes, sir. You got it.

Yeah, get a large caramel, please.

Yeah. On the way.

Just made fresh, so those are going to be real good. Yes, sir. I appreciate it.

Yeah. We got these back in stock, by the way, the popcorn pan.

So we have been at it.

You've seen those in action?

I have not.

Oh, these are great.

Yeah, they started sort of in the exercise world. They became a craze.

Because you get to snack and sort of work out at the same time.

They're a pair of...

Undies, right? Oh, I didn't even expect that.

No, yeah, they're really good. Yeah. And the inside is lined... With popcorn.

Yeah, it's got foil, and, you know, this will conduct heat. Yeah. So, I know it

looks funny, you laugh, but it is the freshest popcorn. It works with body

Are you serious? Yeah.

I'll show you, I have mine right now.

I'm serious.

It looks all right. It's about running.

Right.

It'll pop. Yeah.

I'll show you. I got them on right now. You can see them. They pop out a little

bit. Yeah. But you get a little movement going. Yeah.

Right? You can hear them pop?

Right?

What? Yeah, there it goes. Look.

I think it's recording.

Right? Yep. And they fill up.

Yeah. It's conducting the heat quickly. The boil.

Yeah.

So.

And you can go and get popcorn. Yeah, then you get popcorn popped out of it.

We're done.

What's up, right? What? Yeah.

Yeah. They're good.

These are the poppin' pants.

Let me see this, man.

Any kind of body heat works. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, a lot of times, you know, when there's a game, people will put them on,

you know, season ticket holders. And by the time they get to their seat, just

the walk into the game will pop it up. You don't look crazy. I mean, a lot of

people know about them.

Yeah,

they have those poppin' pants and they also have the, I think, Miss, do you

the poppin' top on?

They make them raw version. I see. Poppin' top.

So, yeah.

It's so you can get fresh, you know.

That is amazing.

Fresh with... Man, listen.

Yeah. Man, I've never seen... And they come in a popcorn bag.

Yeah, there's the poppin' pants, the pop tops.

Yeah. Also, you know, corset clusters.

We have those.

For this too? Corset clusters. Yes, usually for the holidays.

And they pop too. Oh, yeah. Nuts, deep dish, Chicago dogs. Most definitely. And

poppin' pants. That's what Chicago's known for. And poppin' pants? Oh, no, if

that's a thing. Yeah. Hang on a second. I might be able to give you a free pair.

Okay. Yeah, let me check and see if we have the demo pairs anymore. Do you have

the small, the little...

Speedo version?

The Speedo version.

Yeah. We're going to see if we have more of those in the back. Okay.

You know, it's that company that does everything with the Carbonaro effect.

Yeah. Have you ever heard of the Carbonaro effect? I have. Yeah, we're on

right now.

No, we're not.

Yeah, we are.

No, we're not.

My name is Michael Carbonaro. No. And I'm a magician.

This was a trick.

No, it wasn't. Because it's a bunch of them.

No, no. No, you didn't.

You really think I pop popcorn in my pants with my body heat?

Yeah.

All right, so we'll just, like, get a general sense of what is on the film.

What are you, like, in a jail or something?

Oh, what the hell?

It's old home movie day on the Carbonaro Effect.

That's me at 10 years old.

Still remember the moves.

Hey, man.

What's your name? Giovanni.

Giovanni. Nice to meet you. Michael. Michael. Thanks for jumping in. No

Yeah, we just archived all these, like, 100 -year -old 16 -millimeter films.

Right. So we digitized them. Okay.

They're starting to deteriorate. Right. So I finished them all, luckily.

And we're just going to, like, mark which cans we finished, and then these

delivered to the museum. They're going to put them in a vault.

Oh, okay. This stuff starts to break down after a while. One more.

I know.

He thought he was done.

Where did you find this one? It was up in the crawl space, man. Oh, where? I

know. Right.

Yeah, it was in the crawl space?

Yeah. Weird, that thing on it.

That's so weird. Look at that.

All right, well, we're going to digitize the movie, and then we'll archive them.

Okay. All right, cool.

So, yeah, look at that. It's got, like, a thing on the front.

Yeah, they don't usually have that. No,

that's a cool museum, probably like that.

Yeah, definitely.

All right.

This is all sealed up.

I hope it's not like naughty or something.

Yeah,

they're not usually sealed up.

All right.

Someone didn't want this played.

Right. Okay.

Okay.

Yeah, that looks... Oh, yeah.

But that's good. It doesn't look like it's deteriorated at all. Right.

Oh, that'll play great.

Okay, here, you want to just put it on the cart right there? Yeah.

Great. And then, yeah, we'll get this to the museum, too.

Put that right in there.

Yeah, great.

So while I'm holding it, we'll both watch it. Okay. And if it gets dark,

just going to push this up a little bit to brighten it. Okay. And if it gets

bright, we're just going to go down a little bit to lower it. Okay. Yeah.

All right, well, here we go. Hasn't been played in 100 years.

So hold tight. Get your popcorn.

Right. Let's see what this is. Pretty cool.

All right.

Here she come.

All right, yeah, it's kind of dark, so push that up a bit to brighten it.

Yeah, that's good.

Great.

All right, so we'll just, like, get a general sense of what is on the film, so

we'll just write down as I archive it. So this is, like, what is it, like in a

jail or something?

Yeah, you take it off.

Oh, like an escape?

Right.

Yeah.

Don't kind of... Take off his belt?

Yeah.

That is built up.

Time to get the key.

Oh, right, like how they used to, like, lasso through the jail bars or

something. Right.

That's a good brightness. That's about the best we're going to get.

Got the key.

There's a key, yeah.

It looks like this key right here. Oh, that's probably what it is. Oh, it is.

It's the prop from the movie. Let me see that again.

Dude, that is wild. Oh, where did it go?

Oh, did I have it?

No, you get it back. It's going to put it back.

Because why just threw it right here, right? Yeah, I guess what I did do Yeah,

all right, well I'll put the house lights up we'll find it after okay, yeah

weird Yeah, I couldn't have gone too far.

Oh Yeah, so he's now he's using the keys to try and escape

That's

a weird -looking dude

We haven't seen any where they like look right into the camera like that. That's

weird.

Oh.

And it's crazy because the corner fell off when that happened, when it turned

off. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

That was weird. The thing just went out. It surged out or something.

That just happened?

Yeah. It surged out and then that fell off at the exact same time it came down.

Oh. After he was looking at the camera, yeah, he looked up and he was going to

stand up or something and then it just blacked out. Yeah.

I can fix it if you want, I mean. Yeah, can you fix that? Yeah, I'll take care

of it.

That is weird, right? I saw you put them right there. Yeah, I put the key right

down. I just put it in my pocket.

Maybe he pulled them in to escape.

That's crazy.

Yeah,

this is weird. This is just dirt.

But I still have power. You still have power over here, too. Yeah, yeah.

That's weird. You know, I think it's just a couple of bolts, really.

Do you have any clamps?

I have, like, curtain clamps for... Great.

I'll take them. That'll work. All right. All right. Let me grab the curtain

clamps and just chill. And don't worry about the keys. I'll put the house

up and we'll find it. Yeah.

Okay.

That's weird, right? Very weird.

Where are you from?

Oh, I'm from... All

right. Start it again. What the hell? Did you touch that? Nobody touched it.

No, but did you just turn that on? Nobody touched anything.

It just turned on on its own.

Old buildings, right? Power surge, probably.

Huh.

Oh, what the hell?

No, but did you just turn that on? Nobody touched anything.

It just turned on on its own.

Old buildings, right? Power surge, probably.

Huh. Weird.

Oh,

what the hell?

What the hell's going on here?

What the... What the... How

the hell... Okay.

Sorry, that was me because I pulled that. I pulled it off. Oh, they

buddy. The guy with the key in the... What the... What are you talking about?

The dude from the film.

The dude... What the hell is going on here? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold

What happened? Where did Peter go? Peter went into the screen and the dude came

out of the screen and the dude dropped the key and he walked the... What?

Oh, I'm going crazy. Oh, this is nuts.

Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened?

Buddy that was fixing it went into the screen.

And the dude that was in there that escaped came out. He had the key.

the key right there.

What? Yeah.

Oh, my God. I'm tripping. Dude, what the heck? Did Peter just walk out? No, that

was not Peter. That was the dude from the film. Come on. The weird guy from

film. Stop it.

I swear. You're tripping out. Oh, I'm tripping. Oh, my God. What?

That scared the shit out of me. I almost ran, honestly.

Hey, I'm tripping.

I'm tripping. Dude, no, it's funny because they were saying like when you

old things that haven't been played in a really long time, there's like that

weird, like the Carbonaro effect.

Have you heard of it? I've never heard of it.

The Carbonaro effect? Oh, yeah. The Carbonaro effect. It's like the name of

hidden camera magic TV show that you're actually on right

now. Get out. Dude.

Get out. Dude.

I'm not.

Dude.

You're on my TV show. For real? For real? You got me.

I was tripping. I was like, what the hell?

That's cool,

right? I swear, man.