All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s05e03 Lipstick and the Flying Nun

Introducing... Come on in on me.

Working

on

my antique shop hair.

Look, all fastened.

Is that the camera?

Okay, great. So I'll just maybe rattle
off what some of the stuff is and other

stuff that we'll toss.

So you can just... She's an actress.

It sounds familiar.

Yeah, she's like a Chicago actress.

Don't you? That's pretty cool. Yeah, she
played Cousin Nessie in Gone with the

Wind. Really? Yeah.

Wow. She's like a famous Chicago lady,
but the family gave us this stuff.

Because she had a really great
collection of performing days.

Oh, there she is there.

They did pictures together, her and Jack
Thorne.

She didn't do any more movies after
that. She was heartbroken.

And what else is inside here?

Costume pieces.

Oh, these are good.

The scarf would probably be good.

Let's see what else here.

Let me get that lipstick out of there.
Those are actually the ones that are...

worth a bunch is when they're... Oh,
wow.

I wonder if that's like what she was
wearing in this picture, right? Maybe.

It looks like they were both wearing it,
to be honest.

That's what they used to do in old
movies. They would both be all made up

that.

So I'd say, yeah, I would say gold
lipstick, 1930s.

You put that in a separate one, yeah.

This is great.

Look at that thing.

It's pretty. Yeah, silk scarf. In good
condition, too. Uh -huh.

Yeah, it looks like it's never been
worn. Yeah, that looks really good. Gold

lipstick tube, circa 1930s. Yeah, and
you could just say 30s silk scarf.

Great condition.

Gotcha. And the frame will probably keep
this frame. I'd say a 20s frame.

The picture, I don't know if anybody
knows.

31, too.

Is that 31 or 37? 31, yeah. Jack and
Gwen.

31. So sweet. Dude, I mean, I know it's
in bad condition, but still.

I mean, look it. It looks like it's been
signed. No, that's just... Yeah,

there's some... Okay, I thought it had
maybe been signed, no?

Yeah.

Still, someone might want that. Yeah.

Bro.

Whoa. Bro.

What is going on? Bro.

That is... Did you see that? Bro.

Were you getting your phone?

Yeah. Holy crap.

Dude, I have tears in my eyes right now,
bro.

What was that, dude?

I don't know.

I know, I know. I have the same thing
going on. I'm like, my eyes are filling

up. Yeah.

Bro. That is so... You sat it down on
its edge, though. Yeah, I did.

It's undone now.

Oh, my God, look.

It wrote his name.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Get out of here, dude!

No way.

No! Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Don't worry, don't worry. Yeah, this is
like, if you ever experience the

Carbonaro effect, it's best to just
leave things.

There's no way in hell that just
happened.

Right?

Do you know what the Carbonaro effect
is?

No. Could be a hidden camera magic show.
Yeah, it is. It is. Dude, my name's

Michael. How's it going? Magician. Are
you? Oh, I'm sorry. That was...

Oh, you were so good, too.

At first, that scared the dog. I saw
that.

Holy crap.

Oh, man. That was pretty magical.

That was intense, dude. Cool, right? I'm
shaking.

All right.

That was intense.

Oh, my God.

Something's, like, moving. I feel like
it's possessed. Like, I'm scared.

What the?

Oh, my God.

I'm so scared right now. Don't be
scared. Don't be scared.

Oh, my God.

Do you see that?

No. Oh, my God. Look at this.

Oh, my God. I have to go.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I have to go. I
mean, we've had good spirits in here

before. This is good energy.

Okay, this is good energy, so what can
we do for them? How can we serve them?

We have to, like, build this or
something.

I'm not getting possessed.

Can we put it away?

Can we close the picture for him,
please?

Can we put it back for them? Can I
please see if the manager is here? Wait,

not leaving. Okay, no, no, I'm with you.
Yeah, all right, we should stay.

Oh, my God, I have to go. I'm so sorry.
Okay, yeah, this is like, they say,

like, if you ever experience the
Carbonaro effect, it's best to just

things as is.

All right. Have you had that happen
before?

No, I don't, but I respect whomever that
is, whatever their wish is, I want to

respect that. You respect, you have to
respect the Carbonaro effect. Yeah,

do whatever they wish for.

Do you know what the Carbonero Effect
is?

No. Oh, it's the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show.

Yeah. That you're actually on right now.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

You're lying. What if I told you?

You're lying. What if I told you I was a
magician?

You're lying. And I made that happen?
You didn't. You don't think so? No.

What's more real, you think? That that
really happened or I'm a magician and

you're on a TV show? Am I on a TV show?
I think you are. You are.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, actually, I'll write it down. This
is our new shipment here. We want to

grab those things, see what we got
there.

Okay, croquet mallet.

Oh, okay, yeah.

How old is that? Does that say how old
that is?

Puzzle, right?

Yeah. Is there anything about...

It's old.

Whoops. Sorry. Oh, my gosh.

Don't lose any of the pieces. I think
she said she actually counted them.

Is that 100?

100 piece.

That's pretty good. Okay.

What else we got in there?

Was it?

Okay, yeah. Oh, I've heard of these
little things. It's like a little wind

Oh, the ones that walk by themselves.

Yeah, it, like, walks by itself, and it
gets wound up for use.

With puzzles up to 200 pieces.

I'll keep it in here with this.

We can sell that as one thing or
something.

All right, yeah, I'm just going to write
that down.

Puzzle, 100 piece.

Robot puzzle solver.

That is the same one that's on here,
right?

Mm -hmm.

Is that the same little robot?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the same little rope.

Oh.

Wow.

That's not possible.

Wow. Oh, my gosh.

That little thing works. Look at that.

Oh, no, that's not possible.

What is this?

A robot puzzle solver?

That's so crazy. I heard it making a
noise in there.

Oh, my God. That was really creepy.
Right?

That's so weird.

But there's nothing in here.

Are there batteries in here?

I don't know. I said it was like wind
-up.

That's so weird.

Wow.

But does it go on when you close it?

Is that what it is, like the darkness?
Was that why it... Let me close it.

I hear it.

You hear it? Yeah, I do.

Maybe we had to wait until it, like,
completely... Oh, yeah.

Then it just did the last piece.

Wow.

That thing's really neat.

Was that even made in the U .S.? I don't
know where that's made.

Maybe. It looks sort of like Japanese or
something.

I'm going to see if my manager's around.
She's going to want to know about that

toy. That's really neat -o.

Hey, would you like a donut? Or would
you like to just look at my ponytail?

Fine, donut.

Hey,

how you doing?

What do we got? Oh, buttermilk.

Buttermilk's great.

The new pre -dunk donuts are a real hit.

Which ones?

The pre -dunked in coffee.

Oh, really?

Yeah. That's interesting. Yeah, pre
-dunked.

People get because you just you can take
this home or on the road And then you

don't have to worry about the coffee
till later because the whole thing's

absorbed with it So you just kind of
squeeze it over the cup?

like that and So there's already the
coffee

Inside the doughnut

It's fried in oil that's

infused with coffee beans so it makes
yeah

I need to take a picture of that. Hold
on. You have to keep your hand there.

Okay.

Wow. Then you can enjoy the donut and
the coffee together.

Oh, that's very interesting.

And the coffee already kind of has the
natural sweetness to it.

So we have the little guys.

We pre -dunk those in cream, too, so you
can.

Kind of just cream it out. Holy crap, I
feel like I'm watching Gallagher.

Right?

That's right.

I feel like Gallagher when I do it.

Oh my gosh, that is so wild. Yeah, those
are really delicious.

I just hit my pants, so I'll be right
back. Okay, hang on one second.

Oh, hi.

Can I have a dozen donut rolls?

You got it.

All right, I'll make a couple of those
for you right now.

We ran out of the holes, so I'll quickly
make them for you.

That's fine.

All right.

That's good.

All right.

Fast, I think.

I have no idea how you do it. Oh, yeah,
we use the donut hole extrusion spray.

Okay. So you just sort of give it a
little pop.

That's it?

Yeah. That's it?

That's really cool.

Yeah. Just pops them right on out there.

It's like one of the most fun things we
get to do.

And that looks like a perfect donut.

Here, you want to try it? Give it a try.
Give it a spritz.

That's it?

That's it. Wow.

It's because of the shape of the donut.
The middle wants to fall out.

Like when you're making bread, it's
always so hard to get that nice rise.

The middle always wants to sink, so you
give it a little bit of... I always

wondered how donut holes were made. Oh,
yeah, donut holes.

And then it turns out so perfect. A
perfect circle. Like a ball.

Right, yeah. That's just because of the
spherical density of the dough.

Yeah, try one. I'm going to go get some
of the chocolate ones in the back. We

can make a few of those, and we'll be on
our way.

How's it going?

What's up, man?

How you doing?

Pretty cute. How about you? All right.
What can I get you?

Can I get a box of the Colombian coffee?

Sure. Yeah. The box, yeah.

All right.

And... Oh, yeah, they work with both of
them.

Just that?

Oh.

I don't know if that's what I was
supposed to get or not, actually.

No, this is...

Yeah, this is a box of coffee. All
right.

Yeah. These are the new ones here. Let
me show you how it works.

Okay.

Okay. There's directions on there.
They're a little bit weird, but just

remember you want to pop the box open.

So it's already pretty much already
assembled.

Okay. And you want to take this little
spout, little spigot, and you put

it right in there.

Push it all the way through like that.
You want to try to keep that.

From being lined that way, you want it
kind of a perfect square like that.

Yeah. Yeah. And then these are numbered,
the flaps. So flap number one goes down

first.

Like this. And then flap number two goes
on top of that. Okay?

Then this one.

And then this one.

Yeah, just touch them.

Yeah, exactly.

Right in there.

And then there's Colombian or house
blend.

That one, I guess.

The Columbian? Okay, just push.

And then it will... Yeah, it starts to
self -percolate. And you'll actually

it. It starts to get heavier. See now?

I'm actually very confused as to what's
happening right now. Oh, it's a self

-percolating box.

Feel it.

Was the bag, like, sitting in the back
of the box here?

No, the little foil square.

has oxygen hydrogen in it and they break
open and it expands with the kind of

coffee that you yeah so the coffee was
in here the whole time like in the box

i'm just no no no yeah oh yeah yeah it's
just a box and and this oh i get

it oh that's actually pretty sweet yeah
it all comes from here yeah it's pretty

thick yeah they make them that way now
it's just so the coffee can be fresh You

know, and you saw the steam coming out,
right? Yeah, yeah. That's pretty cool.

Yeah, it's great. It's better. This way
people don't have to, you know, take it

and then it gets cold in the car when
you're on your way home. Taste it. It's

delicious.

Always 110 degrees, and I'll take a
little bit of that. But I'll give you a

one to leave with because, obviously, I
already made this one. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah, we also have a little
complimentary espresso.

Okay? Oh, what's that?

Yeah, and I will...

Give you a fresh one to take with you
and and you can make that when you get

where you're going Hang on one sec. I'll
get cash change. Okay

That's rad.

Oh, hey.

Can we get a dozen assorted jelly
donuts?

Uh, yes.

Um, you know, I think some jellies are
coming from the back in just a second.

They're making some fresh ones.

Oh, okay, cool.

You're free to try the new little donut
minis. They're pretty fun.

I was going to say, they didn't look
real for a second. Oh, wait, don't eat

like that. I'm sorry. Yeah,

I thought you knew about these. They
have to pop open before you...

Open them. Here, I'll show you. What?
They have to pop open before you... You

had just the cinnamon ones?

Yeah. See, watch.

They're compressed inside, so what you
do before you eat these, you kind of

them a little slam like that, and it
activates, because we cook all our own

donuts here.

So these are cooked with double yeast,
and so you take it and you give it like

little... and then it will pop.

And you can eat it like that. Yeah, it
pops open like popcorn.

This didn't just happen.

Does that really just happen? That
really happens, yeah.

This is the variety we have now. Soon
we're going to have all of them.

The only one we don't have is jelly. I
know you wanted jelly, but we can't get

the jelly to expand.

That's insane.

Yeah. And they taste better, too,
because it's like a fresh pop.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

I'm blown away.

Yeah. That's hilarious.

Yeah, they're great. You take them to
parties with you, keep them in your

pocket. Got a lot of truckers keeping
them in their glove box.

Yeah, that's genius.

Yeah. People that don't like, I've
ridden a motorcycle and probably carry a

bag everywhere. It's like horribly
inconvenient to have to carry anything.

Yeah, so you can carry five dozen donuts
and still be able to go down the

street. It's like the answer to the just
add water food idea.

Right, and no water.

That's crazy.

It's just.

That's amazing.

Yeah. I've never seen anything like that
before. I'll go get those jellies for

you. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, try it. It's delicious.

I am hypnotized by this painting.

Does it look three -dimensional from
where you are? Kind of. I need this

painting. I know, me too.

Whoa! What was that, man?

Holy excitement.

I've got my favorite friend in the
world, Rizzo, who's going to star in

next piece. And we've got to... secret
that david copperfield taught us how to

do for this trick oh my god so are you
excited i'm excited are you ready i'm

ready

What is your name? Wade.

Wade. Yeah. Michael. Nice to meet you.
So nice to have you help us out. This is

our third annual silent auction and bake
sale.

It's beautiful.

So we're very excited.

So are these donated items from the
church?

Exactly. That's great. And around the
community, too. Okay. Wow.

So I got a lot of drop -offs. I'm not
sure exactly what they are. Okay. I

know. Well, that's lemon meringue, maybe
lemon meringue pie.

Going to be eating a lot of this stuff
later, I know.

People usually buy it and then they...

Oh, hello. Great. Hello.

How are you guys doing? Are you from
Perpetual Hope? Yes, we are. Well,

I'm Michael. Father Matthew. Nice to
meet you, Father Matthew.

Hi, Sister Mary Catherine.

Hi, Sister Mary Catherine.

Yeah. This is my new friend, Wade.

Hi, Wade. I just rollerbladed here, so
I'm like dying. Oh, my God.

I'm so sweaty. Okay.

I baked cookies.

Oh, great. We love home -baked stuff.

Technological stuff is going to go
downstairs in the basement with Andy.

basement? Yes. We'll bring it to Andy.
We'll bring that down there. Nice to

you. Thank you. Home -baked is our
favorite.

Yes. Thank you. Oh, lovely. Okay. A
little baking for us. Look at all the

you've got.

Yeah.

Made cookies. Oh, look at that.

That's a beautiful painting.

Yes. You know.

Robert McManus. Yes.

So he was the world. I knew him. You
knew him? Yeah. Yeah. He was kind of

guess you'd say like Indiana Jones.

He would always go on these trips and
come back with really weird things.

So we got a lot of his items out there,
and people will be able to remember him.

Cool.

I was like, fruitcake?

That would be perfect. Fruitcake.

And? You a big sweet eater?

I am, yeah. Yeah.

I produce events, and I have to take it
easy on all the free sweets all the

time. I know. It's hard.

I am hypnotized by this painting.

Yeah. Does it look three -dimensional
from where you are?

Kind of.

Yeah. Yeah, a little bit.

Sucking me into it.

There's a walk -in fridge downstairs.
Maybe I put some of the other items that

might need a little refrigeration. I
thought there was a cord that went

this. Well, actually, I don't know about
these two.

Well, these three should probably be
refrigerated, don't you think?

Wade? Yeah.

I need this painting.

I know, me too.

Can you set it aside for me?

You have to auction on it, I think. No,
I want you to put it down for me.

Yeah, it's so beautiful.

Okay. Well, if you like, sister, you can
put it in early bid.

Sister.

It's pretty, uh...

She's like trance. She's trance, yeah.

Sit here.

Are you enjoying that painting?

It's kind of like meditating or
something.

Your eyes.

Did you see that?

I'm going to call Andy to come up here
and see if he can come up here for a

second.

Hey, this is Michael. I'm upstairs.

I've got this nun who came in.

She's like staring at the painting. Oh,
my God.

What's up?

Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

What the hell was that?

God. You should come up here a second.
Oh, my God.

What was that?

She's like staring at the baby. Oh, my
God.

What's up?

Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, my God.

What the hell was that?

Oh, my God. You should come up here a
second. Oh, my God. What was that, man?

Sister? The whole room just shook, too.
What happened?

Mister? What?

Did you see? Yeah.

Are you okay?

Oh my. What?

Wait. What?

Look at this.

Wait a minute. Hold on. See.

What the heck just happened? Wait.

What's just happened?

What did you just see? Whoa. Whoa.

What?

That's her face.

Oh, my God.

What just happened?

When I was talking, did you see her
eyes?

Yeah, dude, they were red.

And then what happened?

The whole room shook.

Yeah? Oh, my God.

Did... How did... I don't know.

Sorry, Jesus. Sorry for swearing. Oh, my
God.

That's her face.

In the painting.

Oh, my God. This has got to be like the
Carbonaro effect or something, right?

Yeah, yeah. Do you know what that is?

Yeah. It's a TV show.

It's a hidden camera.

Magic TV show. Wait.