All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s04e10 Prehistoric Fossil Breeding

Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

nuts. That's cool. Oh, my God.

Hiding in plain sight.

Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them
fall for the impossible.

The best thing to do is just pick them
up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, my God. This is
the Carbonaro Effect.

Health food store.

It wasn't lit. Can we do that again?
Give me a break. Who didn't light this

candle? Me. All right, fine.

Ready for a little muscle building?

Yes.

What is that?

Oh, this is what I was trying to do.

I'm, like, learning how to make my own
supplements here.

So I've been trying this new thing. You
know golden matcha powder?

Yeah, of course. Yeah, golden matcha
powder together with creatine.

Oh, God.

Yeah,

a little bit of creatine. More creatine
doesn't hurt. A little. A little bit,

right? The golden matcha powder
supposedly activates the creatine

Whoa. Yeah, so three times the amount.

Makes you stronger.

Makes you stronger.

And we're working that into a paste.

Oh, oh, oh.

He's my pet.

He's a rat.

That is a mouse.

You're giving the rat the maca? Well,
we're trying to see what it does to

building.

Yeah. See him in there?

He'll eat just a little bit of it.

Just a little tiny bit.

He looks for it? Yeah, he looks for it.

He would love to eat that.

He looks to get out. He's trying to get
out.

Go back down in there.

When he smells that down there,

Get back in there, little guy. A little
hole for him to breathe.

Yeah,

because after a few seconds, you can see
a little bit of a change.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's working. The golden maca is
the way to go.

Yeah.

Yeah, the other stuff does not do as
quick of a job.

Yeah, golden maca with the creatine.

That'll really swell fast.

I've never seen anything like that
before.

Oh, you can feel it. It's very strong
now. It's very strong.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah, it works. Oh, my God.

Yeah. It works very quick when it's
dried.

And the tail is still growing.

Yeah, that's big.

Wow. Well, that works. I'm going to try
that. I'm going to make that into a

shake. Yeah.

It's quick.

There's going to be a cat before it's
over. Yeah.

What are you looking for?

Oh,

that's a certain supplement you want
from the phone there? Yeah, I don't

it's over there.

You have it on your phone already?

No, I don't know. It's not online.

Oh, it's not online?

Some of them are online. Let me check.

Are you hooked up with the My Supplement
app?

No, I just would like to know if you
have this one installed.

Oh, okay.

Your Majesty the Institute.

Let me see. It might have been in store,
but I've got... I'm just going to type

that in, what's it called?

Dandelion. Let's see if that's it here.

You see, I take my supplements through
the app. Okay.

Do you know, because the front of the
phone has this little hole right here?

you download them and you pay for the
service, then you can grasp onto them

just take the supplements directly.

And that's the best way to just upload
anyone you want.

Does the phone give you a pill? Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, you can get vitamins,

supplements. And I get my supplements
that way, so I'll take this guy.

That way,

once you load in the whole thing, you
can take all your pills that way.

I'll go see if I can get you the oil.

Okay.

This is all yours?

Yeah. Okay.

Great.

And would you like a recipe today, too,
for kale cannolis?

My wife would. Yeah? I bet. I got a
feeling. Yeah. Here, I'll show you how

make one. Okay. It's great.

Just use a banana leaf and use a piece
of gum tree.

Interesting. Okay? A piece of gum tree
goes in the center.

And a little bit of baleen hay straw.

This is great because it's gluten -free
and there's no sugar in it.

This is kale, locally grown kale.

And a little bit of dried dung fungus
for flavor.

And then this is goji sand, which is
where goji berries are grown in.

So it acts as an emulsifier.

So it's kind of like nature's brick
oven.

And it just gets rolled up.

Like you would roll a cannoli. Of
course, you don't eat the banana paper.

Okay.

Put that and a little bit of twine on
it. You wrap it nice and tightly.

And you need a little bit of heat. You
could use like 100 watts.

You could use a lamp. I use a heat lamp
because I think it goes a little bit

faster.

Put that on.

And just heat it over just for a few
moments, really.

And that's it. It's not a lot of heat,
but the goji sand really absorbs the

quickly.

Oh, interesting.

Here you go.

Unwrap it.

And it's a healthy alternative, and I'm
not one for health foods, but it comes

out really good.

Well, now, what am I even seeing?

It's a kale cannoli.

This doesn't even look like what you put
in there. Right.

I'm losing my mind. What am I... Well,
the goji sand breaks it down very

quickly. So the goji works with the
gumbark. So gumbark is not pulpy like a

tree. That's why it's called a gumbark.
Is the gumbark in there?

The outside is the gumbark.

Here, let me get you now. I'm just
absolutely... I don't even know what I'm

seeing. Yeah.

Would you like to taste it? Yeah. Sure.
Yeah.

Like, I didn't even... Like, what did I
see you put in there? You put this?

Right, the gum tree? Yeah. Right? And
what did that become?

Well, that's becoming the outside shell.
That's why you have to start with this.

Otherwise, it won't come out in that
cannoli shape.

That's the little trick that gets people
to really feel... Can I just take a

bite right here? Sure. Yeah, taste it.
Tell me what you think. How do you tell

my shock?

Yeah.

What do you think?

It's fabulous.

It's good, right?

Where's the kale? The kale is emulsified
with the goji sand into what you're

thinking is cannoli cream.

I am just freaking... Sorry, I don't
mean to be such a novice. What?

No, I'm... Get me a kit.

You want a kit? You got the whole deal?
I got the whole deal. I need it. Yeah,

and it also comes with spinach that you
can also make hot sucking candies.

Coffee's working.

Good morning.

Hey, how are you? Good, how you doing?

Can you tell me about your place?

What do you mean?

Never been here before.

Oh, yes.

Well, yeah, we have lots of plants.

Greens are going to be coming up in two
weeks for fresh vegetables.

And we do seedlings here as well.

Speedlings will take any feeds or
anything you want to do, and we can put

through the speedling process.

Normally when you're potting something
or putting it in the ground, you know,

takes, depending on the time of year,
you know, it definitely takes a few

before you even see a sprout.

But what makes speedlings different is
that instead of burying them deep, you

actually bury them, you know, two inches
down.

So there's probably those little guys in
there.

This guy here.

Uh -huh.

And it's kind of a shallow burial there.
Uh -huh.

About that much.

Uh -huh.

And this activates it. It's just like a
citrusy lemon juice base.

Uh -huh. And just because it's shallow,
and there's not a lot of light in here,

but they go pretty quick.

They'll sprout. They'll, like, instantly
sprout.

See that?

That was from what you just planted.
Yeah.

You'll just get a sprout, but that first
sprout makes it a lot easier if you're

putting it around in your yard. You
know, the first sprout is the one

once the sun hits those, they grow a lot
faster.

And then at night, they'll go a little
bit quicker. So if you have, you know,

you get them in darkness here, the
condensation, if it's a night like we

last night, if it's rainy like this,
then you could get them in the dark. It

makes like a humidity.

Inside there.

That's crap.

Take a few seconds and probably we'll...
Yeah, they'll go quick.

Oh, this is what... Yeah, this is a
rapid, rapid release.

They'll come up quick.

Yeah, there we go.

We could plant the trees and the shrubs
you want and you have them by the next

afternoon if you want to pay for the
speed limit. It's a little more

Hey, how you doing? Good, how are you?
Good, okay.

The irradiated creamer, which you can
put on the side for me. Let's say it

again. Oh my gosh.

What an idiot.

You can't tell him, I break these things
all the time.

I never realized that this was, you
know. What is it? It's an overlay rather

than a... Yeah, it's like terracotta.

Well, they make them like that because
they're easy to put back together. I'm

going to use the memory glue stuff on
it. You ever see that?

Memory glue? Memory glue, yeah.

Not bad.

Yep.

If I didn't have this stuff on, I'd be
like, I'm in big trouble.

It's good stuff. We make this here.

It just hones the pieces together.

Yeah, but how did you just kind of shake
it in there and it all stuck together?

Yeah, it, like, finds the... Are you
kidding me? No, that's why the inside's

porous like that.

That is so bizarre.

Yeah, I had a little missing.

Thank you very much to your brother.

There we go. He'll find it. It just
finds it.

That's so bizarre.

Yeah, let me just grab a... I'll find
out the price on that for you.

Two upright rosemaries, one the Tuscan
and the other the blue.

Oh, right, right, right.

Sorry about that.

That's all right. It's awful.

Oh, my gosh.

I can sit here with that all day until
they come in.

What does it say?

No, I just have, like, an allergy to it.

What is it? Smoke coming out.

Oh, they pot it in a, what are they
calling it, like a volcanic fire plant.

People are buying those because they're
using them at cookouts and stuff, so you

don't have to ignite stuff with
dangerous chemicals.

You know? You've seen these before,
right?

Oh, yeah. They're doing it with a whole
bunch of different plants that they put

the soil, they pot it with a... It's
like a mixture.

Eggshell, sulfur, and volcanic ash. And
then I guess it sucks up through the

leaves and then the little flowers.

You know, if you pluck them when they're
ripe.

And the root, the juice from the... See
that? Oh, my God. Yeah. So they're like

nature's... Oh, there we go.

Well, you've got to be careful, though.

Yeah, we sell them with the... With
that? Yeah, just in case.

If you're going to drive home with it.
Yeah.

That is a riot.

I have never heard that in my life. That
is crazy. I thought I'd seen it all.

But we're doing that with most plants.

We can repot it for you so that will
combine.

And that's how they became extinct.

Sado, you must have Sado already, right?
It's like the big rage now.

We see it on YouTube.

You've seen Sado?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's great. I'm in
love with this stuff. You know the one

with the jack on the side of the can?

Oh, it's great. It's so good. Some guy
who worked as a scientist with like

ear stuff found this like, you feel
that?

It's like a regular kind of clay
substance, but like if you go near it,

like a... Do you feel how it vibrates a
little?

So what does it do?

It, like, picks up on sound frequencies.

So if you just put it in, it has a
microphone that goes with it.

Right? And you plug it in the side of
the can.

Maybe I didn't see that.

Yeah,

and then you just, like, say something.
And it amplifies it. And it will

shape it into, like, that shape.

Oh, my God.

Look at that.

Isn't that weird?

dough yeah it's great right that's
almost scary it is a little scary here

it in there yeah we um the other types
of dough oh yeah that's stuck everywhere

oh my god and we're in the process of
redoing our house oh sure it's like i

can't you can you can shout this stuff
right out of the house wait they do does

he do like animal noises Yeah, sure. Do
you like animal noises? Do you want to

growl for it? Do you have a barn animal?

Do you want to do it into the microphone
and see what shape it makes in the say

-do? You're going to growl? A little
louder, too.

Hey! Whoa!

Let's see what it looks like.

What is that? It's a dog.

Oh.

How do you do that?

I don't know what that is.

You're telling me that if you make a
specific sound...

It's supposed to vibrate like things
that kids would usually do. Someone

sculpted it ahead of time so it has that
in it, in the memory of it.

I'm really progressive and decently
whatever, but that's actually kind of

weird. It is weird, right?

Look at that. You just made that with
your voice. And you've killed him.

Wow. Oh, my goodness.

That's the weirdest bad gum thing I've
ever seen. Here, drop it in there.

That's good.

Oh, my God. Get all the pieces. We don't
want any of this stuff lingering

around. That's when you know it.

It'll jump at you.

They're programmed to, like...
Seriously?

I mean, they said don't separate it. Do
it in pieces or something. This is like

some Terminator stuff. I'm sorry. That's
what this is. That's the liquid metal

Terminator. Here, try one.

We'll have you make a... Let's see. What
can we make it do? Make a sound.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Make it do a tone? Do it do a tone?

I don't know.

Dude, do that. That would be really
cool. Did it make it up?

I did something.

Oh, my God. That is just bizarre.

I've never seen him do that.

All right. Yeah. We're going to be
setting up some toys.

Okay. So you can have a seat here. We're
going to set some stuff up right here.

It'll be fun. Okay. Okay.

Crystal. Crystal. Yes. Okay.

Yes.

All right.

Another fun mystery shipment.

All right.

That's a good one.

Teddy bears. Yeah, a teddy bear, right?
That's pretty easy and obvious.

Looks like it's ripped up.

Oh, it's just not stuffed.

You got to stuff them.

And directions.

Yeah, see if you can make sense out of
that.

Okay.

This is Darn Deep.

Huh? It's in a different language.

Oh, yeah?

We get a lot of stuff shipped in from
Switzerland, like really cool new toys.

That's what they're trying to point at,
this. Right.

Yeah, we'll stuff them up good.

This is good.

Okay.

There you go.

A load of that stuff.

Stuffing.

Yeah, all right. Get his legs, all
right?

Is that like a warning on here? What is
that? Like, why would there be a puke

warning? Oh, wait, this is English. Do
not under any circumstances man...

Manatubaka?

Manatubaka. Now you got to find out what
the other thing is.

What other thing?

What is it?

I don't know.

So what does it say to do?

It says this goes in there.

Oh.

Just don't put a caca or whatever.

All right, I'll put it in.

And then what?

Lift him up.

Lift him up?

Wait, it does not. Well, don't pull
Kotaku, whatever you do.

He's standing up now.

That's great. He looks crazy.

That looks awesome.

Look at it from the back. It's like you
could see the thing glowing.

Yeah.

Wow. I like this toy.

You like this toy? Yeah.

Oh, snap. Oh, snap.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Okay. Okay, I'm sorry. That is crazy.
I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to touch you.

Is it mimicking you?

Okay,

okay. Okay. Oh, it's like hugging.

Okay.

Wow.

That's insanity.

He's walking with me.

Hold on a second. Yeah, come here, come
here, come here. Would you just call

him? Okay, I'll get him. Call the
stockroom, call the stockroom.

Wait, where's he going?

Stockroom. I'm going to get him. It's
Crystal.

What's happening?

The teddy bear, he just went out of
control.

It's like you could feel like it's
different it goes near this Wow Hold on.

How do you stop him though?

That's what I'm saying. I don't want I
mean, I'm a little because the direction

This is the thing they were saying
they're making all these toys in

that they use an electronic heart It's
like the heart of

it I don't know the carbonaro effect.

Is that something you know?

carbonara effect no i i just know that
that's the the name of a hidden camera

magic tv show oh like the one you're on
right now i'm on a

tv show true i'm michael carbonaro
you're on my show the carbonaro effect

now i'm a magician we and we just made a
bear come to life he attacked me he did

did we get you yes you were awesome