All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s03e11 Super Saturn Moon Travel

Uh, we actually made a little mistake
today. We got a little confusion whether

we were doing a fireworks stand or a
fruit stand.

So I am going to do magic with both.

Crazy we have this out here, right?

It is, but I mean, it's Indiana.

You guys can do that. We can't do that
in Illinois.

Oh, yeah. Well, no, we're having,
actually, we can.

We can sell pre -order package stuff,
but I can't, like, demonstrate or sell

fireworks. Oh, you can't.

I can sell you the vegetable works.

Like, these were allowed to sell here.

Because these have been harvested, like
TNT harvested. That I can sell now.

Otherwise, it has to be a prepack. Oh,
interesting.

Yeah. Have you ever seen these works
before?

No. Oh, they're just grown organically.

Uh -huh.

And they harvest this in the soil that
has gunpowder inside of it.

And they mix it in with the soil. So you
have these.

These fruits that are otherwise ordinary
fruits that I can sell you like a farm

stand. And then you can use those for
the... Firewood? Yeah, because they've

been TNT harvested.

I'll show you.

What you do, yeah. This is why it's
technically like I'm allowed to do it.

The tip of it, you actually want to rub
a little petroleum jelly on just the tip

of it there.

And then...

If you rub with a cucumber, a little
bit, get the

juices to come out, and you rub the two
of those together like that, that'll

sort of, see?

What the heck?

So this is, we call this a Roman banana.

Okay.

Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding,
but after. Wait, what am I even seeing

right now?

Okay, after it goes.

You have to be very careful and put it,
it may seem like it's finished, but put

it very quickly into a bucket.

Did I, did I do that? What?

Easy. Yeah.

Okay. I've never, I've never, like, seen
that before.

No, that's what we're legally allowed,
that's why I'm allowed to set up the

stand now.

Because it's not fireworks, it's fire
fruits.

I've, I've never, okay.

But once it stops, you can, and you
could, you can eat them.

What the heck? I've never seen that
before.

Feel that?

A little warm?

Oh, wow.

Yeah. I think I... The zucchinis are
awesome.

Fire fruit? What? Fire fruit, yeah.
Yeah, I've never heard of that before.

Well, you've probably heard the
scientific term. It's called TNT

fruit. No, I've never heard of that
before. Dynamite, dino harvested fruit.

No. All fruit grown with the Carbonaro
effect.

No. You don't know the Carbonaro effect?
No.

Oh, look, Carbonaro affects the name of
a hidden camera magic TV show.

Okay. That you're on right now.

Really? Maybe.

What? My name's Michael Carbonaro. Okay.
What if I told you I was a magician?

Are you? And that you really can't make
fireworks with a banana and a cucumber,

but did that look cool?

That was amazing. I'm a magician.

You're on my show right now. Am I? Yes.
Oh, my God.

You are so fun. What's your name? Oh,
I'm Carol.

Hi, Carol. I'm Michael.

That's ridiculous.

I was like, what is this? I'm like, are
you kidding me? Did you think I was

crazy? You thought I was total nuts.
Yeah, I really did. I'm like, what is he

talking about? What is he talking about?
I'm sorry. I came across like a nut

job.

That's hilarious.

All right. These are both great.

Just be really careful with them.

You can, you know, some of the easier
stuff inside, like the sparklers. Yeah.

You can do that with the kids if you
want. Okay.

But the other stuff should all be
supervised.

Okay, cool. Yeah, have fun. Oh, the one
thing you want to know, too, is that

these have Super Saturn moon travel.

Okay. The ones in here also have Super
Saturn moon travel.

Okay. But the other ones aren't going to
do that, just the ones with the tissue

paper. Got you. Okay. Okay, no problem.
And you know how to use them when they

have the Super Saturn moon travel? No,
how do you?

Oh, yeah, I'll show you because it's
going to be fun. You'll love it. That's

what they like.

That's the best kind you can get right
there. Okay.

These all have super Saturn moon travel.
I'll show you how to do it. And they

light the same. I'll light some out here
for you.

Yeah, stand back by the line. I'm not
allowed to.

These have helium fragments in it.

Those will not only sparkle, but they
also propel a little bit.

So what you're going to want to do when
you light them, just be real careful.

Okay, because they'll catch each other.
Now, those propel quick.

So have them hold them to the sides like
that. Because it's so pressurized, hold

them down. It actually gets a little
lift off. Do you see that?

Watch this. It'll lift off, and you'll
be able to go up.

Okay? Just with those that have
propeller, okay? So it goes down, and

pull up.

Okay? Yeah, any of those that'll do
that. They're very strong.

Just be very careful. Okay.

No problem. Make sure I know what I'm
talking about. Yep.

Yeah, have fun levitating. Likewise.

How's it going, man?

Pretty good.

I have an order to pick up. Oh, the
pickup order. Yeah, good stuff.

I'm Harrison.

Harrison, right? If you want, I'll throw
in a couple of these. We've been giving

them away if you guys want to play
tonight.

We've got the little, it's like a cherry
bomb.

Sure. But it's not obviously a, they
call them cherry bombs. They're sort of

mini cherries. Here, I'll show you how
to work. Here, let me get a box.

If you're having like a picnic or any
kind of a party, these work out really

good because the adults love them, the
kids love them. It's just something

that's good for everybody.

Yeah. There you go. These go inside like
that. You want to use about half a

pineapple. All right.

Okay.

And you can use the little melon. I like
to go maybe a half or quarter of those.

And then this is just your regular
cantaloupe. All right.

You're going to want to just toss that
in. You can, like, and I would do this

after. Like, you know, usually you
start, let the kids play with sparklers

while and let them run around and stuff.
And then if you want to get into the...

The adults sometimes like the big booms
better, and the ladies love the

sparkles, you know, and the kids love to
play with sparklers. But this will be

fun, so you guys will get a kick out of
that.

Strawberries in there, and then you're
going to want to put... Yeah, these are

great. I'll give you some of those to
take home with you to go along with it.

It's best to kind of have those in
there, and then a little... Just

for the remnants to fall into fragments,
okay?

Get it in there with a bunch of little
grapes and stuff.

And then that's pretty much it. You just
got to take this and step back a little

bit because I'll light it on the table.
Copy that. Okay, yeah.

Good. You take the little guy, and it's
a ring of three. So this is the one

right here. It's a flammable
arrangement, it says.

On the tip, you keep the label facing
forward.

I wouldn't let the kids do the lighting.

They can certainly help with the fruit
preparation.

Once that lights, you toss it in there.

Okay.

That's good. I would let it wait. Even
if it's smoking for a minute, you'll

the bangs.

Good.

And then...

So,

it'll make like a little, you know,
fruit pause.

What?

Yeah. You can eat it.

How the hell did that happen?

Well, I mean, you can wash it off.
That's what I'm saying. You could wash

you need to wash it off. I'm just trying
to figure out how that arrangement

suddenly came to be.

Right on.

That's cool. That's very cool.

Yeah. So I think inside there it has,
it's a biodegradable, kind of like

cutter shape that shoots out from the
center and out.

Right. Yeah.

Let me see if I have the meat ones.
They're really cool.

And I'll get your package.

I didn't see you slip on in here.

Welcome to the hemp store.

Hey, how's it going?

Good.

I was wondering if I could get some of
the Wyoming dolls?

Sure, sure.

I have it only in the picnic packs.

Huh. How does that, what is inside? Oh,
these are awesome. Yeah, it's the last

one. It was a promotional thing we were
doing. Come on over here.

Yeah, it's like a little picnic pack. It
came with a bag.

But the whole thing's made of hemp.

And there's a little bubble inside there
because they use plasticine hemp.

That's when they take the hemp and sort
of melt it down to that plastic and try

to break the little bubble in there. You
can hear it.

Feel it pop.

Feel that in there? Yep. We're trying to
pop that.

Good. Yeah. And that's how they open
that. That just keeps it protected and

really fresh and safe.

That's cool.

Yeah. So we got... So each one comes
with like a little flower for you to

And that goes with this.

Once it gets out, good.

So that's good, and you can put that
inside here like this, like a little

It comes with another one here.

Oh, that looks so compact. I wouldn't
have knew that that was in there, all of

that. No, no, yeah, it's a forming
plastic.

There's a fluidity to hemp plastic. It's
hard now, right? Yeah. Yeah, but now it

won't.

But that's what you felt.

They're breaking?

Yeah, they're breaking and popping open.

What? It uses a plasticine version of
the hemp that's sort of like plastic

from hemp. It's a plastic that's not
only biodegradable but also edible.

That's quite interesting. What's the
name of that plastic?

Plasticine hemp.

Plasticine hemp? Plasticine hemp, yeah.

I'm a biomedical engineer, and that's
what we're looking for. A lot of

that can form and be biodegradable to
that point.

Yeah. That if they break down in the
body, they won't harm the patient.

You won't harm yourself, right? Exactly
right. That's dope.

No, it's not dope. None of the stuff we
have here is dope. No, no, I mean like

dope isn't like cool.

Okay, yes. In the form of cool, like...
No, I didn't mean like... No, no, no. I

mean like... It's awesome. That's what
I'm trying to say. Good, good, okay.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry. No
problem, no problem. Oh, yeah, and this

the stuff I was talking about.

Wow. I would never expect all of that to
come off from that small bag.

Yeah, it solidifies as it touches the
air.

I have a pamphlet on plasticine hemp in
the back. Let me see if I can get that.

It's the most popular, yes.

The most popular ones? Yes.

I think people like the hemp snacks, you
know, the hemp popper snacks.

What are those? The seeds, you know.
Okay.

Do you like sunflower seeds?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, it's like their, I have, yeah.

Okay. So you do, do you eat them? Yeah,
you eat them. But you can prepare them,

though. You can't just eat them out of
here.

Well, it's easy. You've never.

Oh, you smoke it. No.

Oh. You don't use any fire. It's just
friction.

Okay. And you kind of prepare it.

Just rolling it.

And this is one of those things that
people use just chilling, watching TV,

a little pop or break during work.

Oh, okay. Kind of go outside and you
roll it into a little cup like that.

And you want to take one of these.

Okay, here we go.

I've never heard of this at all. You've
never heard of this? No.

Yeah, you're going to need to leave a
little space in there.

so it can flex inside.

Kind of bunch up the tail.

And hold it like that.

And you don't have to use fire or
anything, but here, let's move out of

You want to give it kind of a little
wing like this.

You ready?

Oh,

wow. Yeah.

Looks like cheese, right?

Yeah.

Looks like a little...

But it's made from a hemp seed. You want
to try that? Oh, that's super awesome.

Yeah.

Super flavorful.

And it pops up just like popcorn.

Exactly right. We sell these in, you
know, packs.

They come in one.

You could also try and do them in the
microwave.

Okay. And these are the top of the line
kind. They have like cheaper ones.

Sorry. Okay.

Oh, man.

Don't worry about that. I'll get that
swept up. Yeah.

Drop the jar.

So they have different flavors?

Yeah. There's caramel, there's cheese,
there's chocolate.

Let me see if I have something sweet in
the back. I'm going to have caramel.

All right.

So I've been using it for, like, months.

And, yeah, I live in L .A. now.

Yeah, you know what's really good, too,
for stress relief, and I was just making

some this morning, is the parrot's milk.

Really? Yeah, here you go.

All righty.

Hey, buddy.

All right. You ever taste that parrot's
milk before? No, I haven't, and I've

never seen a more well -behaved parrot.

They're really chill. Hey.

And the thing to do with them, he's so
docile, isn't he?

Yeah, it's wild.

I have a chihuahua that acts similarly.

Oh, yeah, do you milk the chihuahua?

No, I don't.

Oh, male,

yeah, that becomes tricky.

All right, we've got to stimulate him a
little bit.

There we go. I kind of do it with him in
the morning, you know. We get our

little groove on just to loosen things
up.

How you doing, buddy? Doing good?

Good boy? All right.

Okay, come on.

And a little bit. There you go.

There you go, a little bit.

That's great, a little bit. Okay.

There you go.

Oh, my God. All right.

He's full.

He's really full.

Okay. That's very good.

Very good little guy.

Yeah. Yeah, I've never... He is.

I was not expecting to see that. Oh,
yeah.

I didn't even know that was a thing.

What? Ferret milk. Oh, ferret milk.
Yeah, it's a big thing. We make ferret

cheese out of it, too.

Can I try it? Yeah, sure, please.

I grew up in Wisconsin, so...

My dad made cheese, so I'm just using it
with ferrets, the same kind of process,

you know. Yeah.

It's a little tart, but kind of has a
buttery here. I'm going to put him down.

Yeah, that's fine. And he's chill.

Yeah, he's going to hang out over there.

But I'll get you, if you want to taste
just the pure milk.

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good.

There we go.

All right.

There you go. Do you want to taste? I'll
taste it. It's wild.

It's unexpected.

Yeah. You drink soy milk?

Yeah. If you can drink soy, you can
drink ferret's milk.

Oh, my.

Yeah. Delicious.

It's good, right?

What? It just came out of that thing?

Yeah. They're always so much more active
when they've been milked, you know?

It's wild.

They lose about a pound under there,
yeah. It's like a normal day at the

Yeah. Oh,

I'm sorry. She's still full. Okay.

I'm going to get a paper towel. Sorry
about that.

It's good, though.

It is good. Fresh personal, man. The
best.

They told the future, bro. It is blowing
my mind, dude.

It is blowing my mind right now.

Fucking ham fountain.

I'm taking this place over today.

I'm going to crash into the hidden
camera. No.

I haven't seen what they were doing
here. They said they were digging to

some flowers, but apparently they hit a
pipe.

Oh, all right. That's what we're just
checking out. Thanks for jumping in, by

the way.

They make us work in twos, and my
partner left, so. Oh, that's wonderful.

Yeah. Because I was asking him. He's
like, I saw that I was going to be doing

something. Yeah. I'm just standing there
doing cooking. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, well.

Yeah, so there's like a pipe.

Oh, and he got a troll. Look at it.

Wait, what is it? A troll. Look at it.
Oh, no, it looks like a time capsule.

what is that thing? Is that a time
capsule?

Yep, it's a capsule. Oh, dude.

Look at that. It's a time capsule, dude.

Oh, my God. These dudes hit that. Time
capsule project, 1994.

Whoa.

They thought it was a pipe. They didn't
even investigate.

No. That's crazy. I guess from 1993,
1994, that was popular at that time

it's a graduation thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. Did you
ever do one of those? I did it with my

kids in Wisconsin.

Oh, this was done through the school.

Yeah, you can tell that's from the
school.

That's what, you know what, this whole
area was like a time capsule project

they abandoned. So I get it now. You
know what they're doing, dude.

They said they're not, they didn't want
planting here originally because they

put a statue here. Okay. So you can go
online and by popular vote what statue

going to be in the park. So like I have
to come up with what would be a good

Chicago statue in a park.

Like a person or a... Anything. I'll
think so, like the Aaron Waterstone.

Mickey Mouse, I don't know, whatever,
you know.

I don't know, like the Aaron Watershow,
maybe?

Aaron Watershow? Yeah, like a fighter
jet, the F -16. Oh, that'd be a good

Like, just people's eyes. Hey, I want to
stop there and take a picture with it

or something. Yeah, because it would
catch your eye. Yeah, exactly.

Man. Dude, I did one of those when I was
a kid. I remember in elementary school.

You took it in memory lane? Yeah, you
had to, like, write, like, what do you

want to be when you grow up? Yeah, and
then put it in a time capsule. What did

you want to be when you grew up? I
wanted to be an archaeologist and an

astronomer. I think I said astronaut,
but not astronomer.

Well, you know what I think we should
do?

Let me call and see if we can, what we
should do with this thing. And we should

actually take it out and put it back in?
You do me a favor while I make this

call. Just, we're going to put maybe two
things of flowers over here. So pick

any color. Okay.

Whatever you think would look, and make
it the same, you know, like. No, that's

what I'm saying. So I can put a yellow
and a purple or just two yellow?

You can do a yellow and a purple, sure.
Okay. Whatever you want.

Whatever you want.

Thank you. You're the artist.

Hey, what's going on, Russ?

This thing was a time capsule. Remember
how they had that time capsule project

here?

Yeah, so we were just asking, should we
try and figure out what school it's from

or something? Are we going to turn these
things in?

No, it does look damaged, yeah.

Right, right, right.

We can open it?

Seriously?

Copy that. Okay, thank you. He said he
just doesn't want to turn them in if

they're damaged.

No, they're not damaged. It looks pretty
damaged, right?

You want to do the honors?

I don't care.

Yeah? Yeah.

Go for it, man.

Let's find out what school it's from.
That's... I feel like this is, like, a

better job than I was supposed to do.

Archaeologist. I liked it. Oh, my God.
And you're getting to be an

archaeologist. Beautiful.

Beautiful. It works out. That is some
serendipity right there.

Smells like 1994.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Smells like earth.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at these, like,
toys.

Yeah, that's it. A 93.

Oh, it's like a fast food... Yeah, the
McDonald's right there. Yeah.

You could talk.

That's what gave it away. There you go.
One, two, three, four, five.

What is it?

Five guys.

It's a story from a child. Yeah, it is.

It's a... Mariachis.

Mariachis.

Look at this.

At the lake, the bull in the bag taking
pictures. Right behind you, look at it.

They're giving you future.

They're telling the future right there.

Dude.

That's crazy. That is nuts.

That's so funny. Take a picture. Oh, my
God.

You're nuts, dude.

That's crazy.

What are the chances of that?

We're planning purple and yellow, dude.
That is nuts, dude.

I'm wearing a red shirt, and I got a
hair in a bun.

You're wearing blue and khaki pants,
dude.

Look at what we're building. Look at it.
And a jet.

Remember I said put a jet right here?

Shut up. Dude, this is nuts, dude.

Shut the f*** up right now.

Dude, we're wearing the same clothes.

We got the same flowers, dude.

They told the f***ing future, bro. It is
blowing my f***ing mind, dude.

It is blowing my f***ing mind right now.

Dude, we're wearing the same clothes.

We got the same f***ing flowers, dude.

They told the f***ing future, bro. It is
blowing my f***ing mind, dude.

It is blowing my mind right now. I don't
even know what to say. Dude, that is

nuts. That's so weird, dude. What else
is there?

What the f***?

My name's Julio.

I went to Irma C. Ruiz.

Shut the f*** up.

Wait, what?

Dude, I went to that school. That's a
grammar school on 24th and 11th.

You went to this school? Irma C. Ruiz.

Irma C. Ruiz. Yes, sir.

Dude, look.

When I grow up, I want to be an
archaeologist. Shut the f*** up, dude.

Nuts, bro. I told the future.

It's me.

You drew this? Dude, I didn't even know,
dude. Are you serious? I am not. Wait,

you're from Chicago. Where are you from?
I grew up in Pilsen.

Didn't I just tell you?

Dude, mariachis. And they're mariachis.
Oh, well.

Remember, there's mariachis right there.
There's a story.

That's the one thing.

That's the one thing that's not right.

Shut the fuck up.

Dude, I told the future, bro.

Are you?

Dude.

Dude.

Dude, I am not joking around with you
right now.

How did I find it thinking it was a
pipe?

Because if someone set this up as a
joke, how would they have known what you

were going to say?

Or what color? Yes, or what color pants.
I'm like, this would be perfect right

here. Mariachi's playing.

Somebody getting the color of their
stuff.

I'm wearing a red shirt. You're wearing
blue or beige. That has blue and beige.

Look at my black pants.

Dude, you should go play the lotto or
something. Dude, walkie -talkie. A bun.

You got to have backwards.

Dude, this is crazy, man.

This is insane.

Crazy, bro. And what did you just say?
What do you want to be when you grow up?

An archaeologist.

This is somebody's story.

Mother... It's my...

Sorry, I remember the robot.

You remember the robot? I remember the
f***ing robot, dude.

I remember the f***ing robot.

I remember the f***ing robot.

I'm just as confused as you are. Dude,
I'm tripping on that. It just happened.

It just f***ing happened.

Yo, what do we do?

I don't know, bro.

I don't f***ing know.

This has got to be like when something
lines up like that.

Parallel universe as well. There's a
technical term for like a parallel

universe. A wormhole?

But it's like an effect.

When someone goes through an effect.
Like a trifecta? Effect.

Do you know that Carbonaro Effect is
also the name of a hidden camera

magic TV show that you're on right now?

My name's Michael Carbonaro. I'm a
magician.

You serious? I'm serious.

But this is crazy, though.

A bit of it, yeah.

Was that crazy?

Yes, that was good. Dude, you were
jumping up and down. We were screaming.

two of us, it was great. Dude, I was
just tripping. Like, dude, did this

just happen right now? Yeah, it totally
happened.