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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:17,280 I didn't even know what one of these places was. CBD. 2 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:19,220 It's a supplement. It makes you chill. 3 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,720 Derived from the hemp plant. 4 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:22,020 It'll be a good day. 5 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:24,240 Hello. 6 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:25,420 How are you doing? 7 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,540 A little menu over here, if you need. 8 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,700 We provide CBD. 9 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,640 And each one will just have it like, almost like you're choosing coffee. 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,120 You know, each one will have a different kind of flavor. 11 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,760 So, are you a coffee drinker? I am. Okay, what kind of coffees do you like? 12 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:42,719 okay. 13 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:48,020 Well, like, would you get like a dark roast or a medium roast? Medium roast. 14 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:52,320 Maybe something like this one. If it's a medium body, I would say this one's 15 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:57,360 probably... Yeah, something that's made from this kind of a fiber you'd probably 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:02,940 like. You know, we can try it. Let me see if it... No, they grow them in 17 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:03,940 different regions. 18 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,920 This one's an Indonesian, I think. 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,040 Someone do that at the hemp room. 20 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:22,500 Huh? I've never seen someone do that at the hemp room. Oh, no? Yeah. 21 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,320 That's how you can tell it's the real pure stuff. It should be able to smoke 22 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,320 right out of it. 23 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:33,120 We've got all of our products that we make are made of hemp. So our T -shirts 24 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,520 and belts and stuff. 25 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:38,900 So this one looks a little bit more fat. So I'd say that's probably Egyptian. 26 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:42,400 Yeah. I'm just going to heat it up a little bit. 27 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:45,340 They're all fibrous. They all have channels. 28 00:01:54,570 --> 00:01:55,570 That's good stuff. 29 00:01:56,110 --> 00:01:58,570 Yeah, that's Egyptian. You'll probably like that better. 30 00:01:58,890 --> 00:01:59,910 Sure. Yeah. 31 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:01,390 Okay. 32 00:02:01,570 --> 00:02:02,570 Yeah. 33 00:02:02,710 --> 00:02:05,310 Are the glasses, do those have hemp in them? 34 00:02:05,550 --> 00:02:06,550 I have no idea. 35 00:02:06,630 --> 00:02:07,630 Let me see those. 36 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:10,770 These were on the $40 rack at my eye doctor. 37 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:14,670 Oh, wait, were on the $40 rack at your eye doctor? Yeah. You sometimes tell if 38 00:02:14,670 --> 00:02:15,670 it's like... 39 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:30,500 Yeah Definitely Yeah, a little bit of hemp in there you can warm it, you know 40 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:33,420 You just warm it with a lighter a little bit and then suck from the ends You 41 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:36,980 want to look for like right where it curls because that's where like the edge 42 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:41,720 something that's where it's most porous Where the virus can come through and 43 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,600 that's how it can smoke Yeah, that was it. That was very good. Actually, by the 44 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,200 way, that's pretty tasty. Are those like Brazilian, right? 45 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:56,260 I just got to call my boss. I'll be right back. But yeah, those are tasty, 46 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,260 telling you. 47 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,120 Did you give it a try? 48 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:19,380 How do you even do it? 49 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,870 You just warm it up here in the end. 50 00:03:22,090 --> 00:03:23,490 Oh, yeah. Well, don't go too close. 51 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:28,710 Okay. You want the heat to kind of resonate and produce the Carbonaro 52 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:29,569 the glasses. 53 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:30,850 Do you know what that is? No. 54 00:03:31,090 --> 00:03:37,730 The Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that 55 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:40,330 you're on right now. Oh, my God. 56 00:03:41,370 --> 00:03:42,810 I'm Michael Carbonaro. 57 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:44,290 Oh, my God. 58 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:46,410 I'm a magician. 59 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:53,990 be like, I'm going to go back to my mom and be like, what the f***? I walked 60 00:03:53,990 --> 00:03:54,990 away. Did you try? 61 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:56,390 Yeah, I did. Yeah! 62 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:57,670 You guys are insane. 63 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,170 You tried to smoke your glasses as the best. 64 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:02,170 You had me, dude. 65 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:04,770 Well, here's our menu right here. 66 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:08,550 This has all of our newest strains if you wanted to try. 67 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:12,410 All the stuff we carry is made from genetically modified hemp. 68 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:13,630 Okay, yeah, yeah. 69 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:19,709 And this is how you can tell what is really good, regenerative, restored 70 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:20,709 and what's not. 71 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:28,050 Now, all hemp is good, but once that can restore, like if you cut it, the little 72 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:32,330 fibers you'd see underneath the microscope, if you were to look at those 73 00:04:32,330 --> 00:04:36,290 fibers on the head of that, you'd see them wanting to get closer together. 74 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:37,970 Like watch here. 75 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:42,570 If you put the two together, you see they almost want to stick, even though 76 00:04:42,570 --> 00:04:43,329 they're separate. 77 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:44,370 They kind of cling. 78 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:47,830 But watch, if you pull nice and slow, go ahead and pull. 79 00:04:48,230 --> 00:04:49,790 Very slow. Keep it down if you can. 80 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:51,740 Right there. See? Look. 81 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:54,940 Wow. 82 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,500 Isn't that something? 83 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:58,620 Pull it tight. 84 00:04:58,780 --> 00:04:59,780 See? 85 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:01,720 It's a stronger bond now. 86 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:07,140 Yeah, that's so weird. Like when you break a finger and it restores, 87 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 88 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:12,700 Yeah. You know, like my shirt. I mean, people say it's bad, but this weave, 89 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,500 though it feels like cotton there, it's soft. 90 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,380 Here, take this. Go ahead and try and light it. Okay. 91 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,770 Yeah, you could even try and burn it. You see, even though it's catching fire, 92 00:05:22,930 --> 00:05:28,590 and it molders, but those little hairs are still 93 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:30,830 rubbing together. 94 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,210 This is some amazing stuff. 95 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:37,430 Yeah. See that? So just a little ash. God. 96 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,310 And that'll come out in the wash. 97 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:42,550 Yeah, thanks. I really believe in it. I think it's good stuff. 98 00:05:42,790 --> 00:05:46,970 Yeah. They're just having trouble in the fashion world, moving it forward. 99 00:05:47,210 --> 00:05:50,740 Right. the shirt sleeves will seal up and then you can put your shirt on. 100 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:55,120 Yeah. Well, I think I have a pamphlet on it. 101 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,079 Doing all right? 102 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,420 Doing pretty good. How about you? Doing okay. 103 00:06:23,140 --> 00:06:27,100 A little sample of cheese, which is delicious. 104 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,320 Is that a belly or something? Yeah. 105 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,640 Ferret's cheese, and it's the kind of cheese that has hemp inside of it. 106 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:43,280 Ferret, huh? 107 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:47,220 Yeah, the ferrets consume the hemp, and then we make hemp milk, and then from 108 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,380 it, the ferrets... 109 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:49,680 Cheese. 110 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:51,900 I'll show you. 111 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:57,160 It has like a... Cool, 112 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,920 right? 113 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,000 A lot of people have a hard time with pills, you know, capitals and stuff like 114 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,860 that. So do you go back down here? What are they eating? They eat the hemp 115 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:14,280 plant. You can feel a little... You can feel their bellies a little bloated 116 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:15,280 right there. 117 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,840 But we milk them in the afternoon. 118 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:21,980 You ready? Let me get her. I'll probably get a good one. But I think it's 119 00:07:21,980 --> 00:07:24,860 better, too. You can put it in your coffee if you want, you know, to get it 120 00:07:24,860 --> 00:07:27,220 direct to be able to take, like, a shot, like a milk shot. 121 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:34,580 I probably wouldn't have ate it if I knew it came from a ferret. 122 00:07:35,860 --> 00:07:40,260 Really? I mean, I told you that. Yeah, I know. I just didn't know that was 123 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,420 actually a ferret. 124 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:42,980 There she goes. 125 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,620 Yeah. They have, like, just a uni -teat. You know, there's one. 126 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,380 That's great. Spot where it comes out. 127 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:53,140 But this is... Yeah. 128 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:55,900 She got a good amount there. 129 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:02,240 But after you have the ferret's milk, we can heat it up, and then you make it 130 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,260 cold, and then it will curdle the cheese. 131 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,500 Do you want to taste that? 132 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:10,640 No. Really? Yeah. 133 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:14,660 Good stuff, though. 134 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,910 Interesting. Yeah, I like stuff if it's pure. That's why. 135 00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:20,010 Okay. Make a good personality. 136 00:08:20,910 --> 00:08:21,910 She's a good one. 137 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:23,710 You a good one? Oh! 138 00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:25,570 I'm sorry. 139 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,450 Let me clean that up. I'm embarrassed. 140 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:28,770 Excuse me. 141 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:41,250 All right, guys. Hey, I'm here with Jack Black, and we are coming up next with 142 00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:43,890 our little ditty. Are you ready? Oh, I'm ready. It's coming, it's coming, it's 143 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:44,890 coming. Hang tight. 144 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,520 No one is here, but me and the candy. 145 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:03,420 I'm gonna eat it. We haven't even done one trick. 146 00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,020 Hello. 147 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,080 You literally caught me just singing by myself. 148 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,520 I love it. 149 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:14,540 How are ya? Please keep singing. I'm feeling sweet stuff. Sweet stuff? These 150 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:15,540 awesome. This is new. 151 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:18,160 These are Pop and Chew. 152 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:24,960 So it's printed onto regular photo paper, but it's a candy. What? Ink. 153 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,220 So, like, you know, like those old things when people would pop the candies 154 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,220 of the paper? 155 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,840 It's like that, so you can lick that. 156 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,740 Don't lick it unless you buy it, of course. 157 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,920 But, no, that's very sweet, so they have different flavors on it. 158 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:44,200 And I'll show you how it works. You just squeeze it, and it can pop out. 159 00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,920 It drops as a gumball. 160 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:51,920 What just happened? 161 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,640 Isn't it wild? 162 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,140 The sugar, it's like a sugar drop thing, so it's like a way to make a gumball. 163 00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:03,580 Okay, I want one of those, yes. 164 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:08,980 Yeah, it's like a little... Are you sure? How does it do it over the top 165 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:15,380 No, no, you can only have this many per one. No, I mean like, okay, so you drop 166 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:18,580 it, right? Right. And then like the air goes into it. 167 00:10:18,820 --> 00:10:20,600 How does it like come over the top? 168 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:24,260 Because air is heavier than sugar, so if you're making a waft of air... Oh, I 169 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:25,260 see, I see, okay. 170 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,450 Do you know when he drops it in the water and it goes bloop? 171 00:10:28,390 --> 00:10:29,850 Wow. The sugar goes around. 172 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,130 Do you want to try a different color? 173 00:10:32,690 --> 00:10:33,690 Which one? 174 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:35,169 Try apple. 175 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,170 Yeah. 176 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,810 Oh, yeah. Not hard. Just sort of gently. 177 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:40,230 Gently like this. 178 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,470 Just hold it in your hand like this. 179 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,510 Yeah. And I'll see if I can drop it. 180 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,730 Do you see that? It loosened. 181 00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:47,710 Do you see that? Yeah. Okay. 182 00:10:47,990 --> 00:10:49,130 Bloop. Yeah. 183 00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:50,330 Wow. 184 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:52,370 Isn't that wild? 185 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,250 It is wild. 186 00:10:56,070 --> 00:10:58,470 Yeah. I'm so glad I came in here. Yeah. 187 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:03,310 That's a company in Denmark that makes it. He's a scientist who just was, you 188 00:11:03,310 --> 00:11:06,770 know, figuring out air wafting with sugar. They have really perfected it. 189 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:08,870 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 190 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:12,510 Sorry. Yeah. 191 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:17,970 We're right. They did perfect it. Yeah. I'm going to get a, I'm going to get a 192 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:23,130 broom. I'll get a broom. And yeah, don't eat any of them off the floor. Okay. 193 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,350 I will be right back. 194 00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,330 You guys want a little tasting? 195 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,290 Wow, 196 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:49,890 picky taster. 197 00:11:50,469 --> 00:11:54,530 Um, no, they just, uh, I, I, uh, show off some of the new stuff that we got. 198 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:55,890 have our signature taffies, obviously. 199 00:11:56,190 --> 00:12:00,030 And the new, the new versions of the, uh, you know, wax bottles are really 200 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,110 tasty. What's the new version of a wax bottle? 201 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:06,190 They're not as sweet. So, cause they don't have like a really, really, really 202 00:12:06,190 --> 00:12:09,890 nectary sweetness. It's just sort of more chilly. You can, I guess they just 203 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,470 want you to drink more of them in a row. What's that? 204 00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:14,590 Uh, astronaut ice cream. Oh, that's awesome. I like the packaging. 205 00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:16,930 That is a good one. You like packaging? Yeah. 206 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:18,630 Yeah. It's got this little, uh. 207 00:12:19,340 --> 00:12:20,340 Microchip on the back. 208 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:24,540 Yeah, so that gets popped, right? You pop the little microchip, and once you 209 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:28,680 have oxygen going inside the bag when it's released, you have about 30 210 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,940 Drop the little guy in there. Isn't he cute? 211 00:12:31,180 --> 00:12:37,520 Yeah. Tiny little ice cream, and it's made, you know, with regular cone, but 212 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,000 it's all just been freeze -dehydrated. 213 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:44,680 So it gets dropped in, and there you go. See? 214 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,540 The air gets it, and here we go. There it is. 215 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,480 Pretty wild, right? 216 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:53,960 Not bad. 217 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 Yeah. 218 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:59,040 And it is good. I have to say, it's really good. 219 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:05,400 I mean, I believe it. But the cold is conducted from the foil on the inside of 220 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:05,879 the bag. 221 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:10,380 A lot of people do it with weddings, like giveaways at weddings, like as part 222 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:11,420 their thing. 223 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,700 I can't compete with you. 224 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,460 That was tasty. 225 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,620 Yeah. I feel like we could buy these for everyone. 226 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,700 Yeah. Do you take card? Yeah. Yeah. 227 00:13:21,699 --> 00:13:26,420 Uh, no, I have these three and then I got it like 144 gross. Gross just came 228 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,800 Okay. Well, a dozen dozen. 229 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:34,140 I can talk to her about like a deal if you really want to buy that many. Yeah. 230 00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:37,240 What do you know? I mean, I want 30. 231 00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:38,660 You want 30? 232 00:13:38,780 --> 00:13:40,860 Uh, how, where are you gonna be able to store them? 233 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,120 They had, they do it to be like in a dry place. And if they're going to be 30 of 234 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,620 them, you just got to make sure like it's your apartment air conditioned. 235 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,120 It's not. 236 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,240 Okay. It's not. 237 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,139 That could work. 238 00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:54,140 Yeah. Yeah. 239 00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:57,740 Humidity just sets it off and you don't want it to cause the carbonaro effect. 240 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:00,560 No, you don't. In the box. Have you heard of the carbonaro effect? 241 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,920 Yeah. Yeah. 242 00:14:02,060 --> 00:14:03,019 Oh, you have? 243 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,060 Yeah. Do you know who I am? You guys. Oh, my God. 244 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,500 Is that a camera? 245 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,820 Yeah, it's a camera over here. 246 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,680 You laughed and I was like. 247 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,740 Wait a minute. When did you know who I was? So, yeah, I thought I kept 248 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,420 who is he? Who is he? Who is he? And then. 249 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:22,400 That happened, and then it took me like another 60 seconds. It took me like, I 250 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:23,420 would say three minutes. 251 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:35,880 I'm in a record shop with my buddy Jack Black. And I'm Jack Black, and I'm here 252 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:36,880 with Michael Carbonaro. 253 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:41,420 We've got a special sign set up to lead people into these special, unsorted new 254 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,420 arrival records. 255 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,040 And that's where the magic will happen. Jack, are you ready? 256 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:49,790 Yeah. Outside. I was going to try not to talk like Penn and Teller. Wait, I have 257 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:50,790 to change. Good. 258 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,430 We just had a bunch of new records come in. 259 00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:03,510 Yeah. They're all in the red here, the red bin, if you're interested. 260 00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,350 I'm going to go through those in about an hour. 261 00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:07,350 Is it rock stuff? 262 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:08,730 It's like everything. 263 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,290 It's a mixture of everything. 264 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,930 Was that like all original stuff you did? 265 00:15:14,550 --> 00:15:15,690 I don't know. You just did. 266 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 stuff they got in today. 267 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,920 This isn't original stuff. 268 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,120 It's new to them. Yeah. 269 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:35,020 If something's modern, though, and it has a new press like that, is it still 270 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,160 worth any money if it's like the first of it? 271 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,340 What do you mean modern? 272 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:40,660 Like, if... 273 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:51,180 It's not the original printing, but... I go for original pricings if I can help 274 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,099 it. 275 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,380 That's my whole thing, is I have a 70s system. 276 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,720 This is like the new School of Rock. 277 00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:00,940 Hold on a minute. 278 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,320 That ain't right. 279 00:16:04,420 --> 00:16:06,800 No, and I feel like I should call a lawyer. 280 00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:10,880 Wait a minute, you're... 281 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:14,530 I'm from the original cast. I know. It's weird that I'm looking at it. Hold on a 282 00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:16,910 minute. Yeah, and this is the new guy. This is the new guy. 283 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,050 Dude. Oh, my gosh. 284 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:24,490 No way. Oh, my gosh. That's so weird. Are you kidding me? Dude, look what I'm 285 00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:25,490 looking at. 286 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:30,210 That is so crazy. I never walk by here. This is Michael Carbonari. I never walk 287 00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,890 by. He plays School of Rock on Broadway. 288 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,430 Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Oh, 289 00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:38,270 this is funny. 290 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:42,290 Yeah. I was just saying. I'm getting people thinking I'm you. I know. We have 291 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:43,550 like a similar rock energy. 292 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:48,110 Dude, would you ever confuse the two of us for the same person? I don't think 293 00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,110 Ray Charles would. 294 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,370 Really? 295 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:53,670 Yeah. It's a real thing. They call it the Carbonaro effect. 296 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,090 When people confuse faces. 297 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,290 Yeah. Have you heard of that before? 298 00:16:58,550 --> 00:16:59,550 You're making me hungry. 299 00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:05,369 No, I haven't. Well, it's a scientific thing that happens between people if you 300 00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:11,250 get confused about faces, but it's also the name of a hidden camera magic TV 301 00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,470 show that you're on right now. 302 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:15,990 Okay. 303 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,710 I'm starring in it. You are the star. 304 00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,829 Yes. Don't know what kind of ratings and big money you're getting. 305 00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:27,150 Well, there really is a hidden camera show going on right now. Okay. Okay, 306 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,150 there's a hidden camera behind that mirror right there. 307 00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,080 Camera over there. See that up there? 308 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,260 Got a microphone hiding right there. 309 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:37,600 Jack Black. I don't know if it's going to work. It's awful. 310 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,560 Dude. Dude, you need to work on that sweat. 311 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,100 Yo, dude. 312 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,940 Let me get a picture of this. This is actually bizarre. The two school of 313 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,860 rockers. Old school and new school. 314 00:17:53,260 --> 00:17:54,260 Awesome, man. 315 00:17:56,060 --> 00:17:57,060 You're awesome. 316 00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:01,550 What do you think this is made of here? 317 00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:04,070 It looks like copper, maybe? Copper? 318 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:07,530 Yeah, like some kind of... What the... Oh, my God. 319 00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:22,150 Just going to go in for a quick confession. It's been three weeks since 320 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:25,930 confession. Oh, that's a camera hide. Sorry. That's where we're hiding 321 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:28,290 Problems. I'll get back to you later. 322 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,829 It's cool, right? 323 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:34,530 Yeah. Yeah, they're going to be renovating the whole place. Wow. 324 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:38,790 First steps, they have to just make sure it's safety zoned correctly. So we're, 325 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:42,250 I just started here. I'll show you over here. I was making a list of, these are 326 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:45,370 our regular forms. They don't exactly work for this, but I'm going to go over 327 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:47,890 them and you just, they're pretty much all going to be damaged. 328 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:51,170 Okay. But just want to make sure that I have the things right that I had. All 329 00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:55,130 right. This one's cool. It actually didn't even fit in any of the spots. 330 00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:56,630 Yeah. 331 00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,010 This is the right. 332 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,070 Pillar. Okay. 333 00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:01,490 Pillar damage. 334 00:19:02,530 --> 00:19:03,550 Yeah, exactly. 335 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:08,270 Yeah, see, something like that can be... That looks strong. That's good. Yeah. 336 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,550 Damage. Ooh. 337 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:12,190 What the heck? 338 00:19:14,770 --> 00:19:16,110 Oh my god! 339 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,470 That's not real. 340 00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:19,030 I don't know. 341 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,450 Is it... 342 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,430 That has got to be worth something. Yeah. 343 00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,390 Wow. Look at that. 344 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:44,010 Wow. All right. Yeah. You know, it's funny. Yesterday they were doing stuff 345 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:48,690 downstairs and they were finding things that were, you know, just like laying 346 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,170 out in the open. You know, why is it like in there? 347 00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:53,970 I don't know. And that rat is like. 348 00:19:54,350 --> 00:19:55,410 Yeah. Wow. 349 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:57,010 Boy, is that pretty. 350 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,780 Hey, let me see a cleaning cloth there. Yeah, sure. 351 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,200 Yeah. 352 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,480 What do you think this is made of here? 353 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:07,580 It looks like copper maybe? Copper? 354 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:12,960 Yeah, like some kind of... What is this? Oh. 355 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,720 What is that? 356 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:18,480 Is that what I handed you? Yeah. It was like soft when you first gave it to me. 357 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,559 Yeah. 358 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,940 That's so weird. It like literally dried in my hand. 359 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,000 Maybe that's what happened to the rat. 360 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,120 That is weird. 361 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,220 That was totally tough, right? Yeah, that was totally tough. 362 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:31,580 That's so weird. 363 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:37,160 No, oh, I wouldn't touch. I have gloves on. Oh, shoot. No, just because... How's 364 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:37,979 it going, guys? 365 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,200 Oh. Hey. 366 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,899 I'm Michael. 367 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:44,620 Yes. I'm Chad, by the way. That's Chad. Nice to meet you. Harley. 368 00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,380 Nice to meet you. Yes, Harley. 369 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:49,120 Where'd you find it? It was literally, like, over there. 370 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,920 Pulled it out of there. 371 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:52,740 And then... Who got that? 372 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,379 The flashlight? 373 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:56,880 No, the rat. Yeah. It was in the wall. 374 00:20:57,470 --> 00:20:58,510 Or whatever, yeah. 375 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:02,170 And then this turned that soft towel into that. 376 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,250 Yeah. You probably shouldn't touch it with your fingers. 377 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:08,890 Oh, the dust, you think? Well, this kind of got all... This was like a literal 378 00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:09,890 just a cloth. 379 00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:11,710 It looks like plaster. 380 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:12,970 Yeah. 381 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:14,670 Yeah. I know. 382 00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:17,450 I guess if it was wet a little... It was probably wet. 383 00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,650 Okay, then there we go. 384 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:20,870 Yeah. 385 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,850 I'm going to do some research on this. Okay, yeah. What are those things on 386 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,690 there? What do you think that's made of? Tin? 387 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:29,240 Like some kind of gold or something. Yeah, brass, maybe. Brasser. 388 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:33,140 Oh, no. 389 00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:34,180 What the heck? 390 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:35,339 Look at this. 391 00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:38,860 That's... Look at this. That's crazy. I just touched this to this. 392 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:44,100 That is so weird, because the tips of this... Yeah, it's only touched there, 393 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:47,200 then it... Yeah, the tips of this right here, it's like as if they're like... 394 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,040 It's like a... It doesn't feel like brush anymore. 395 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:52,040 But then it extended out so far. 396 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:53,480 That's so weird. 397 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,200 Yeah. 398 00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,290 Where's the chalice? 399 00:21:57,130 --> 00:21:59,910 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 400 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,150 Whoa. What the? 401 00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:02,449 What the? 402 00:22:02,450 --> 00:22:03,450 Oh, my gosh. 403 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,850 It doesn't feel like brush anymore. 404 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,870 But then I had to stand it up so hard. 405 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,250 It's so weird. 406 00:22:16,010 --> 00:22:17,830 Yeah. Where's the chalice? 407 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:19,990 Oh, 408 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:21,770 my God. Oh, my God. 409 00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:22,970 Whoa. What the? 410 00:22:23,430 --> 00:22:24,359 What the? 411 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,339 Oh, my gosh. 412 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:27,440 What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. 413 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,680 Yo, are you all right? 414 00:22:32,540 --> 00:22:33,519 No way. 415 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,580 Don't. Just stay here. Hello? Are you all right? 416 00:22:37,460 --> 00:22:38,460 What the? 417 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,680 Sir? Michael. Hello? Hi. 418 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,040 What's your name? 419 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:46,520 What is going on here? Can you hear me? 420 00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:47,820 Are you okay? 421 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:49,180 Hello? 422 00:22:51,980 --> 00:22:53,680 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 423 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,800 Dude, come on. Are you okay? 424 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:59,060 Oh, my God. Okay. 425 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:07,380 Wait, are you... Oh, wait. Stay with me. We'll call... We'll get through this. 426 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,900 Okay. Just so I don't feel like I'm going crazy. 427 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,160 How is this happening? 428 00:23:12,700 --> 00:23:19,400 It turned the towel to stone, and then it turned the brush to stone, and then 429 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,030 he... I looked over, and he was... Don't. 430 00:23:24,410 --> 00:23:27,990 Oh, my God. What the fuck is... I don't... Look, he's got the goblet right 431 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:28,990 there. 432 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:35,590 Okay. An organic drug that would temporarily slow down muscle movement 433 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,110 extreme heaviness in limbs. 434 00:23:37,610 --> 00:23:39,510 Don't touch it. No, I'm not going to touch that. 435 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:43,610 Oh, my God. Okay, so I touched... Oh, my gosh. I didn't touch the cup. I know 436 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,770 what this is. I know what this is. What is it? This is literally the Carbonaro 437 00:23:46,770 --> 00:23:47,770 effect. 438 00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:52,430 That's what happened to him and the rat and the rag. 439 00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:57,330 What is that? The Carbonaro effect. 440 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,670 Yeah, what is that? 441 00:23:58,930 --> 00:24:04,750 It's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that 442 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:07,730 you're on right now. 443 00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:08,930 Oh, my God. 444 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:11,830 My name is Michael Carbonaro. 445 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,190 I'm a magician. 446 00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:16,250 This was my buddy Chad, who's also a magician. 447 00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:19,820 Chad, do you want to meet? Oh. 448 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,500 Okay, that was really impressive. 33514

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