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So we're at an antique shop, so it's a little low -key, but I suspect that we

are going to get a ton of people because the tribal false faces are back in

stock. Everybody!

You looking around? You seeing anything you like?

Yeah, right. I'm looking for some Chicago fare.

This is from the World's Fair.

Yeah, 1933.

This was part of the Century of Progress exhibit.

This is the...

That was known as an auto -arranger closet.

So we've been at this for a few days.

It's still in good condition.

Well, it's funny you say that because I actually was – I'm not trying it with

the vintage clothes.

But the – we just grabbed a bunch of this stuff from here. If you take – you

would throw this like – it was almost the first hamper.

You just throw your clothes into the bottom of your wardrobe.

You have your shoes untied. You just kick them off and throw them in.

You know, then it would have been lace boots back then. Right. You know,

definitely still the same kind of laces.

So if this will not snag, that goes.

And if I turn, organize this.

Organize three times counterclockwise. I'm going to have to fight it a little.

You don't have to hold the handle, but I've been having to hold the handle.

Hold back.

Yeah.

And it hangs them.

Wow.

It straightens the shoes out, too.

Yeah, yeah. It does a, you know, does a little, ties them up. It ties the shoes?

Yeah, it ties the shoes. I know.

That's exactly what I thought. Well, you know what else they had, too, was the,

there's one setting on it that would do a, like, outfit match.

That's, you would put your clothes together like that.

An outfit match.

This would stay up at the top. And because, you know, clothes have

weights, so the frock, you know, your frock would be heavier.

So, let me see if I can grab it.

You go this way, and it supposedly put like a outfit together.

Whoops, wait, that's a lot.

Hold on.

Let me try and open this.

All right, I got to grab this piece.

This is like a, if I can get that piece out.

Okay, if that, oh, whoops.

Okay, where are my arms and the gear?

Hold on, hold on, no, I got it, I got it.

I'll just take it.

Okay, hold on.

Okay, well, it used my coat to.

Make an outfit on this piece. You got to pull this up.

This thing is, I can't believe I walked in here today and saw this.

And it actually does this.

I'm looking for some wooden side tables.

Okay, there's this table.

Here, I'll bring it over here so you can see it. We're going to refinish it.

So if you live around here, we could have that ready in a day.

It's really beautiful. This is a beautiful woman who used to come here.

Wilkinson. She just donated a bunch of her stuff. So this was her husband's

table. So he passed, so she donated it.

So we're going to refurbish. Oh, she's got some stuff in there.

Oh, that's cute. That's her. That's Mrs.

Wilkinson.

I should give this to her.

It's like an old glove.

Oh, she said he loved to eat these cheese balls.

That's so cute. I don't know if I should save these. Do you think she'd want

that? Well, it's just like, wow.

I mean, it's so personable.

Yeah. Maybe I'll put them aside.

But definitely.

You know, batteries and the picture, yeah.

All of that stuff.

She's probably going to be excited to learn that he had a picture of her in

night table.

What happened?

This has definitely been redone to plastic, you can see, but it's solid

it slides wood into wood, which is the best way to do it.

You feel that. Go ahead and pull that out. You can feel how it slides really

nicely without tracks. Oh, what's that?

What is that?

Oh, yeah.

I should probably give this to her. What is this stuff?

Oh, wow.

Okay. Maybe I won't. Oh, wow. There's a bunch. Yeah.

It must have been stuck inside the lid or something.

Wow. That was so strange.

Yeah, it was. I was trying to shove it in there.

Oh.

Yeah, there's... Wow.

Wow. Where did they... Are they getting stuck in there? Oh, my God.

They're so good.

Let me get a little bin to put him in. You hang out right there for a second.

I'll put all of her, you know, all of his personal stuff.

Right.

Hello.

Hi.

How are you doing?

I'm doing well. How are you? Doing good.

Welcome.

Wow.

Where'd you get this?

I was just curious. I'm like, let me see, because my mom gave it to me. I was

just like, this is kind of old. Maybe it's worth something. You know, this one

with the blue in its ears, because it's hard to find them in a set. I know I

sent you over here, because I have the girl bunny version.

Is that the thing? I think so. I mean, yeah, it looks exactly the same. Let me

pull it out for you.

All right. Look at you.

Yeah, see, look at that.

Oh, my God.

That looks like the same one, but in pink.

That's right. That's the little girl version.

They're worth much more as a set.

This one, you know, we were going to sell for like $38 or $40.

Okay. But if they come together, you know, then you could probably get $200

a set of them together.

How much do you think the blue is just worth by itself?

By itself, probably the same thing, $40, maybe $40, yeah.

And you can see because of the crack, the pattern.

Yeah. That would happen with this type of ceramic.

Well, here, I'll show you.

Say goodbye.

Bye. Okay.

All right.

What inside there?

What a small wall. Yeah, that finish you see there that's cracked like that? Let

me see yours.

My... Oh.

I'm sorry.

Did I lock him in there? I didn't even see I did that.

Oh, my God. I'm literally freaked out right now.

Wife. You didn't put that in there.

I got confused. I was talking about the texture. I didn't... This one doesn't

have, like, writing on the bottom of it, but if you see it has that, it would be

worth more. I guess the female set has the one with... Oh, my God.

Oh.

Okay, I just... I just... Now I believe you.

Oh, my God. I'm literally... Don't be freaked out. Can I get my boss for a

second? I'm going with you. I'm not staying here with you.

I didn't see it the first time.

I didn't believe you. I was like, what?

Wow.

That literally is freaking me out right now. That is just so bizarre.

Here, let me unlock them.

And tell you what.

Here.

That.

Okay, I'll let you just keep yours.

How about you just have both of them in your hand? Can you do that?

Do you want to just take yours?

Yeah. Who's your manager?

Sure. Do you want to go home with the kids? I don't know what we do with the

children. Oh, my God. I'm literally going to have an anxiety attack right

Okay. Let me call my manager.

I'll leave him in here.

All right. Want me to get him?

Can you verbally? Do you want to come with me?

No. I'll get him. Hold on.

That is... I'm going to have a heart attack.

All right, hold on.

He's going to come down.

That was really strange.

Okay.

Wow. So you're not going to want to sell yours today?

No, I just wanted to see how... Can you bring it back, though?

You want me to?

Yeah. Okay, I'll bring... You want yours?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And do you want the... No, I don't want... Are you sure? I feel bad because

wouldn't have had them if you didn't bring... No, no, no.

Can I... No, no, no, no. Just bring... Just this?

Yeah, yeah. All right.

Can you move it, like shake it, because I'm just tweaking or something.

Don't tweak, don't tweak, don't tweak. Here, you keep, you can keep him.

It's probably what happens with the porcelain.

It can cause the Carbonaro effect, if they're from the same set.

Okay. When the porcelain comes together, if it's from the same piece. Have you

heard of that before, the Carbonaro effect?

No. No?

No. The Carbonaro effect, it's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show that

you're on right now.

Wait, what?

I'm a magician.

Are you kidding me? I'm not kidding you.

Are you serious?

I'm serious. What if I told you we were shooting a TV show right now? No, you're

not. Yes, we are. No, you're not. Yeah, we are.

Look, there's a hidden camera right up there.

You see the camera right there?

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Why would you do that to me?

Oh, my God.

What were you thinking?

I knew I was not. Oh, my God.

Are you being serious right now? I'm totally serious, yeah. Oh, my God.

Carbonaro. I have a TV show called The Carbonaro Effect.

Oh, my God. It's a magic show.

Oh, my God. You did such a good job.

Oh, my God.

How did you get this over there?

Well, they're magic bunnies.

Oh, my God.

This is the plan.

People are going to shop.

They're going to come up, and I'm going to check them out and see what I can

make up with groceries.

Find everything okay today?

Yeah. Excellent. Good.

Have you tasted this stuff before?

No, I just take it. It's really tasty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.

Oh, that's weird.

Why is that?

Oh.

Let me check the date. Oh, this is, what did you say, the 11th? Today?

Yeah, I said the 11th.

No, no, it doesn't have an expiration. It's the sell after.

Oh, sell after. Sell after the 12th, so that's tomorrow.

This isn't technically ready until tomorrow. Oh, I see. Is that okay? I'll

you. Oh, you can take them.

Yeah, just so you can see.

If it's early,

yeah, if it's too early, it's going to be one more day, they'll be okay.

Are you sure? What is that?

This is the active cultures.

You know, the yogurt has active cultures in it.

So this isn't that active. I mean, they're moving a bit.

See, look.

Sometimes it just takes a little shake.

Yeah, see.

Okay.

Yeah, that's set up. That's set up now.

So that'll be okay.

I might see something like... Something what?

Sleeping or something.

What?

You see, the cultures will be active up until their sell -after date.

So sometimes they just need a little shake to, you know, break down into

Yeah. It's got probiotics in it, living cultures. It's really good for your

body. And it's really good when it's just set up.

It's the best time to have it. It's really natural.

I'm going to do it. Do you mind?

Is that okay?

Right when it sets up, it's the best.

Dude, would you like another one? Well, because I ate out of this one.

I mean, I'm fine, actually.

Yeah, because the air gets inside there.

Yeah. So you want to leave that sealed.

Because if it jitters around, see what will happen?

You know, they'll turn back.

Okay? So you don't want to eat it when it's in that state, okay?

No, I didn't know.

Oh, yeah. You know, if you want to, don't eat it in the car, because you can

a bump and it will turn while you're... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

I'll get you one that's maybe already set up into yogurt for a couple days now

so it won't turn back.

Okay.

And watermelon here. Oh, you know what? Let me clean this watermelon off for you

a little bit. Yes. Okay. They get so, so dirty sometimes.

You are very kind. Oh, thank you very much.

Because, you know, all those pesticides and stuff, they get very, very dirty

quickly, you know? Yeah.

Good? Yeah. And clean that off. These grow pretty close to the ground. Yes.

It's a ground melon.

Oh,

good that you did it. Yes, very, very dirty. It's amazing how much can be on

that little thing. You are right. The skin looks very clean.

Here, I'll do this. We'll do it together. Here, you want to?

Yeah.

And on the other side. Look at that. That was a real dirty one.

No, no.

No, no. These grow very close to the ground.

So let me check that for you. Yeah.

Let me just check the inside here.

Oh.

It's very... That'll happen with the little one.

It's very dirty.

You have to...

Show them about it.

Yeah. Keep it.

I'll keep it. Keep it and show them. Okay. I'll have them bring you a clean

when you step out.

Yeah. Yeah. Blue is a way to tell them about it. Yeah. I got a clean up on

nine.

Dirt melon.

Hello. How are you doing today?

Doing good.

Doing good?

Yeah.

or so you're getting a pineapple there's a coupon for that you have the circular

yeah uh and your name is michael michael okay and what um

uh oh yeah what's your uh you know your astrological sign aquarius okay

thanks uh i know that there's a thing on

uh thursday special

Yeah, this will work, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, cut that out for you.

Yeah, query his name, Michael.

You get five.

It's cash back.

Okay. It's cash back.

Yeah.

What?

No, it's funny. That's my name.

That's really funny.

Oh, yeah, I know. The corporate dude is like really.

Superstitious. Okay, that works. So he does one on, like, every day of the

There's always one on the circuit. Okay, gotcha.

Yeah.

So, Aquarius. You're Aquarius for real? Yeah. You didn't look at that, right?

No, I didn't look at it at all. Yeah. See, I'll show you, Mike. Here.

February 18th.

February 18th is the end. Okay.

Yep. Okay, Aquarius named Michael received $5 cash back.

All right, I got to do that.

Is your mind blown right now? Yeah.

Okay.

Let me see.

What were you doing here?

Because the chip jar is out, I blew three times.

For her?

Yeah. This is a statue.

Is your job this fun?

Let's do something crazy.

Okay, man, this is the play today.

We're at the Navy Pier trying something new. We have two marks that are both

going to arrive separately.

I'm going to give them both security guard jobs, but with very different

responsibilities.

We'll throw in a little bit of magic, and I have no idea what is going to

happen, but wish me luck.

Hey, how you doing?

I'm good. Thank you. Good. What's your name? Susan.

Hi, Susan.

All right. Nice to meet you, too. Thanks for jumping in for us today. All right.

Here's the issue.

Street performers.

Okay. We have a real problem with them here.

Are they allowed here? They are allowed here. They're not allowed to solicit

tip. So at this time of day, it's been a long day, they've been out there.

They're allowed to accept tips, but they can't ask the public for tips.

Certainly can't put out a tip jar or anything like that.

So, Susan, you don't mind being a little forceful, do you? No, I don't mind.

I'll give you a whistle. That's actually the easier way to do it. Here, come on

over here. Because I'm a bartender, too, and I know I can't put out tip jars

sometimes. There you go. Well, you know what it is. The peer, you know, we pay

them. Right. So they are being paid to be here.

And it's okay if someone wants to tip them, but we don't want our patrons to

feel they have to.

I'll show you, actually. Come on, Susan.

The one thing I'd ask that you do, it's just because they've signed something

about their consent, you'd start with the tweet.

Because what happens is if we get too friendly with them, oh, I want to ask

to do this, I want to ask you, they just kind of feel like they can keep doing

it and they'll always be treated friendly.

So you could be right here and just stay behind the station if you don't mind.

Start with always the whistle first, and then you get forceful and say, please

put it away. Because they're aware of all this.

Exactly right. Okay, good.

So I'll check in with you in a little bit. I'm just going to get some other

people set up, okay? Thank you.

All right.

Okay, so that's Susan.

The other Mark is supposed to be on his way, and I'm going to go set him up now.

Martin? Nice to meet you, man.

Great, thanks for helping us out today.

Yes, okay, here's the thing.

Street performers, we love them here, and we just want to make sure that

treat them with respect, so we always keep people out monitoring them.

Okay, so just for today, I'll give you an official ID, okay?

Okay. Okay,

this is a special ID in case anybody gives you any trouble.

You just show them this, and they will leave you be.

Okay. Okay?

All right, so good. Keep that safe inside there.

You can just put it in your pocket.

Great.

There you go.

Okay, come on over here.

Okay, so Martin has his security ID.

Susan thinks it's her job to stop street performers from soliciting tips, and

Martin thinks it's his job to stop people from harassing street performers.

Okay? Got it?

Susan, how are we doing out there?

I'm doing good.

Okay, this is the busiest time of day, so just make sure nobody's breaking the

rules, okay?

Okay, I'll keep an eye out.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave the pier.

Hey, we've got somebody who's bothering a street performer.

Could you firmly tell him, would you mind?

Tell her to leave, okay?

She's in a yellow vest, blowing a whistle. Get her out of here.

Ma 'am, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

Huh? I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Me? Yeah. Or her?

Yeah. Why?

They just told me, like, I have to tell you, you have to get out of the

premises. Me? Why? What happened?

We're going to have to ask you to go to the front.

Oh, my things are back here.

Well, you can get them afterwards.

What happened?

Hey, Susan, I heard a little whistle blowing. Is everything okay?

I'm told I have to leave that premises.

From who?

From another security guy out here.

Another security guy?

Ask to see his ID.

I need to see your ID.

I have an ID.

I don't understand.

I'm very confused.

Another security guy that doesn't have an ID is telling me I have to leave the

park.

Hold on.

I don't know where he put it.

Oh, we're all getting thrown out of here.

Just hang on. I'm on my way.

Hey, what's going on?

Is that her?

Yeah, that's her. Yeah, I'll come with you. Come on. And then where?

He said that I have to leave. Wait, hold on a second. You guys, come here a

second.

I'm confused.

Let's get to the bottom of this here.

I'm confused.

I have two.

Wait, okay, so what happened with you?

I was blowing the whistle three times, and then I was letting you know that

she's not responding, and then this gentleman came up and said that I have

leave. Did you show her ID?

I don't have it. I don't know where it went. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

It's not in there anymore. I don't know where it's at.

I'm trying to find it. It's here.

I'm very confused. Okay, and what were you doing here?

Because the tiptoe is out, I blew through time.

For her?

Yeah.

So this is a statue.

Let's get to the bottom of this here.

I'm confused.

I have two.

Wait, okay, so what happened with you?

I was blowing the whistle for three times, and then I was letting you know

she's not responding, and then this gentleman came up and said that I have

leave. Did you show her ID?

I don't have it. I don't know where it went. I'm trying to find it. Oh, man,

man, oh, man.

It's not in there anymore. I don't know where it's at.

I'm trying to find it. It's here.

I'm very curious. Okay, and what were you doing here?

Because the tip jar is out, I blew three times.

For her? Yeah.

This is a statue.

No, it's not.

I saw her moving around.

What? No, this is a statue.

Yeah, that's what I was like, what is she doing?

She's been moving around this whole time.

You saw this one moving?

Yeah, she's been moving around. How do you think she got money in her tip, Joe?

Okay, wait, and your story is what?

I told her to leave because you said there was a lady with a vest to leave.

Oh, no, I heard that there was a performer.

Oh, my God, this is so... Okay, you know what this is?

The reason this happened, this whole area is under jurisdiction from the

Carbonaro effect.

What? Do you know what that is?

No. Oh, oh, the Carbonaro effect. It's a hidden camera.

Magic TV show. Oh, my God.

I know she was moving all the time. I never saw her leave.

Oh, my God. I was watching. You're kidding me.

And you, I made your ID disappear, and you were like, where's my ID? Yeah. I

like, what the hell is going on? I was trying to juggle the walkies and talk to

both of you through the cameras. Wow.

I'm Michael Carbonaro. Oh, my God. Susan, I'm Michael Carbonaro.

The show is called The Carbonaro Effect.

And I hope I didn't keep you in hot water too long.

No, it's okay.

You're okay?

No,

you were so good. You were so great. You did such a great job.

I was like, this woman's pretty good, but she's just defying me.