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Oh, yeah.

Bring me your pictures. I would frame them.

It's my framing cap.

How you doing?

I'm just looking for a frame.

Oh, okay.

That's 11 by 14, correct?

This is 8 by 10 if my eye is on.

This is a pretty popular size.

Sometimes it's good on a picture like this to have like a mat around it.

Here, let me show you. I have like this frame right here.

like a frame like this and we sell this is really good because This will go in

there and we can we can get it all the way over Yeah, what's good is it has

really slick back coating which means you could use a framing cannon Do you

one? No?

Yeah, I'll show you how it works We do most of our stuff like this too because

we used to make people wait to get sub frames, but now it's like much easier

Here so like I'll tell you to take the picture I'm gonna roll up your picture

like this people used to wait a week but everybody wants stuff done right away

right so it rolls up and it goes inside of here so that's got a flick inside too

the same thing the frames are slick and this is slick and then right here gets

like a little co2 cartridge i have those right here this little co2 goes in the

back like this and you can do this in your house once you have something set

with one picture You can do multiples if you want. It's just a lot easier than

changing because they're so annoying. You have to, like, pull all the nails

So, Josh, can you help me with that? Yeah, sure. Okay, here. You want to hold

that up? Sure.

And it's real simple to use, and we sell these, too, up at the front.

So once your picture's inside here, you get the picture in there.

Just watch out. Bring in the hole!

One, two, three.

What? Yeah, so you don't have to, like...

Well, it shoots it in so you don't have to, like... What just happened?

What? I'm really confused, man.

Well, it uses an air compression. Thanks, man. Yeah, no problem. It uses

compression so you can change it in and out, just like an ordinary frame.

So can you take that picture out?

I can have someone do it for you if you want. Yeah, you'd have to unscrew it.

What? I don't understand.

Like, it transferred over in water molecule?

Yeah, I think it freezes it so much that it can get it to penetrate through

because glass is like a super cool liquid.

Right, you might as well see that.

Just be careful, okay? Yeah, I'm not pulling anything.

This is weird.

Yeah, it's cold. Yeah, so this is disposable. It's a one -time use. One

use per change. And how much is this?

That's $45 .99.

I'm just confused on exactly what happened. You roll the picture, I put it

here. The CO2 cartridge, this is carbon dioxide, correct?

This pushed the carbon dioxide through here?

Not exactly.

It's pushing pressure as it's freezing.

So the first blast is cold, so that the picture is cold and it tightens up. Then

the next blast is pushing it out.

Right, but you pushed it out, and how did this get in there?

Well, it goes through the glass.

Dude, I've never seen this before. If my phone wasn't dead, man, I'd love to

film this right now. I'm really, uh... That was probably one of the coolest

things I've ever seen.

Really? When did this happen? Is this common?

Uh, they started doing it since, like, last April.

And what is this thing called?

It's a framing cannon.

Framing cannon? Framing cannon.

Yeah, it shoots it through the glass.

It saves us a bunch of time now.

Hey.

Hello. How are you doing?

Good. What are you looking for? I'm looking for charcoal.

Sorry? Charcoal.

Charcoal? Oh, okay.

So are you looking for the squares or the... It says thin, medium, and thick.

Okay, so you want a whole bunch of different kind. Mm -hmm. Okay, and

going to be doing drawings on paper, right? Mm -hmm. Okay.

Hey,

what?

Is someone working here?

Oh my gosh, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing. My boyfriend took

that picture of me in Paris and had it made into a painting.

I was like, we're supposed to put it in the house.

I think the whole world is going to see me now.

I couldn't stop. I just saw you. I was talking to him.

To who?

I was talking to him.

Wait, someone is working the counter?

I was talking to him.

He was just right here.

He? Yes.

You think I'm crazy?

Huh? You think I'm crazy? I was just talking to him.

Well, I'm going to grab... This is prepaid. Are you waiting on a painting?

Okay, because I'm, like, embarrassed to even, like, walk around with a painting

of myself, but he took the picture, so we'll put it in the living room.

Have a good day. Okay, you too.

All right.

Oh, God.

Okay.

What do we got?

This is for my friend. Okay.

Oh, yeah. That's you.

That is me. Lovely.

Oh, that's nice.

It's an 8x8, probably.

8x8. We could do, like, something really crazy with it.

You know, something like this that doesn't have too wide of a thing or too

matting or anything like that. Okay.

Yeah? Here, I'll show you what this looks like in here.

Okay.

Yeah. All right, so when that's in there...

That. Lock this up.

I think when something's like a square size like that, that it looks best just

hung in a square.

You know? Looks pretty... Yeah. Looks pretty cool like that.

Seems like a fit. Yeah. I think that looks pretty good.

Cool. Yeah.

So this would go... Sorry about that. This would go with the $10 deal, this

frame.

So I can have him ring it up here or...

I think there's something... There was, like, a baby child in the middle of the

photo. Oh, that... It's not there anymore.

I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Are you saying you want... I can't do anything about, like, coming out

No, there's, like, in the original picture that we took, there was a... We

holding a child. Okay. Her nephew.

Okay. And...

That's not what's in the frame right now.

Okay. I know what it is. It can shift. So if something shifts, it might shift

the scale of the picture within it. So maybe it shifted it. If there was a hole

of something in there.

That's my fault. I'm sorry.

It's because it was taken with a camera phone.

Something's not going to shift out of it like that quickly.

Okay. It does have, because the camera phone's taking a picture that's not a

still. It's taking a little mini piece of video.

Yeah, that's what we did.

Exactly. So when that picture's taken with a camera phone, it's not just

grabbing a still like a camera. It's grabbing a mini piece of video. So we

just sitting there with those exact expressions, and the baby was coming up.

It's microseconds. With the video, and somehow that's happening on this photo

right now? Yeah, the pixel information is still there.

Okay.

I don't know what's happening right now. This is really weird.

Okay.

All right, I'll get my manager, and they'll explain it. But it's a video

but I can fix it for you, and you'll be fine.

Okay. I'll be right back. Thank you. Sorry.

Where is the bank manager?

Is he really just letting us just shoot? I'm just like, lots of money. That's

pretty trusting.

Excuse me a minute.

How are you? Right over here.

Okay.

Cash it.

You got it.

Okay. And I'll just have you sign it back.

Great.

Okay.

Okay, just so you know, if there are Banks logo checks, you can always use

mobile app.

Okay. You know, I deposit all my stuff that way because they do instant cashing

on them. Okay.

Have you tried it before? No, actually I haven't.

If you download the app, this is our app. Uh -huh. And if you press cash now,

gives you this.

Uh -huh. Okay, and you put the check out in your hand as long as you can see the

number of the check.

Okay. Uh -huh. And then you just line the camera up to the check. Uh -huh.

Okay. and as long as you can see the number yeah you see the number in there

go ahead and put your thumb on that that's almost like endorsing it okay all

right good let's see it's authorizing it okay to approve it and it's on

transition the checks are all printed on transitional paper so you cash it and

the flash from your camera will actually activate it so you could just you know

have the check it'll cash it instantaneously so you guys don't even

over here anymore if you don't want to it just makes it easier for you know

Did this just turn a check into cash?

Yeah, the app does that for our customers. But it was just a check,

Right. Yeah, the checks are printed on transitional paper from the Treasury.

Oh, my.

I'm sorry.

That's what I'm literally like.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We're pretty proud of it. So we're the first bank. Every bank in America.

They're going to be doing that because it's a lot easier for the government to

track, you know, there's so much check fraud that goes on. But you could, what?

The camera, though.

Like, does the camera change it?

The flash does it.

The power, because you know those flashes are really powerful now.

So it will transition the transition paper.

It's real good. I mean, it's just convenient. I'm a mom, and sometimes I

feel like stopping at the bank. So that just...

A $50 check, boom, here's the cash, and we can be on our way. Exactly. No stop.

Same thing, too. Like, if you go somewhere that doesn't accept checks,

write yourself a check and flash it to cash.

So what if it's a check for more than $50? How does that work?

That's why you have to get things that are in increments of the money that the

Treasury prints.

You know, so if you get a check for, you know, $100, you could do it $50, $20,

$5, $10.

That's what, you know, it works for that.

Right now there isn't a way to kind of do like, you know, $17 .50.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Right.

This is the security boxes, right?

Customers have their own keys to them, so basically you let them just do their

thing. Okay. Okay, so they'll come in here.

And they'll access their box. They do what they do. Most of them close the

behind them. Okay. You know, if they don't, it's fine. Just make sure that

they're finished and they leave, they close and lock the door behind them.

Okay. So you can have it right over there.

Brilliant. Okay.

Yeah.

And if you just kindly tell them if they forget to lock it, don't forget to lock

the door. They'll be pretty cool with it.

And I'm going to give you...

A key.

You know what? These are mine. I'm going to get you your keys.

Okay.

I'll get you a key, and you'll be all set. Thanks, man.

All right, I'm going to let you have... I thought I was seeing things. There's a

horse in there.

Sorry? There's a horse in there. I thought I was seeing things.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who did that?

We can't let someone have that in there. No, no. I heard something. There was a

horse right there. What in the world?

Well, how did it get in there? I don't know. I heard a noise, and there was a

horse just right there. I'm like... When you did it, is there any way someone

came around? I didn't see anyone walk here at all. No, sir. And I'm like

out.

I know. I'm like. It's like, who's, what?

I know. I don't know.

Martin.

Who would put a horse in there? I mean, how?

I don't know. When I looked at the thing, when you walked in there. Hold

Okay. Let me.

Here. Okay. Do you know anything about horses? I can walk now. You can?

Yes, sir. Okay. I don't really know.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

And is that, well, someone's box is there now. Okay.

See, yeah, I never saw anybody come in here when you walked off. So why would

someone put a horse in here? Well, it's not really our right to, you know, judge

what someone wants to keep in their box. Right. But I don't know where they

thought they were going to. I've never heard this before.

I put an animal in a bank. Hold on.

Is you just hold him and he's fine?

I'm holding him, yeah. Just don't get too close to his mouth. Okay, yeah. Will

you get the box? Find out who, maybe someone's name is on it. We should call

because we can't. Okay. It's a weird, you know what it is? We don't have the

right to say what someone has, but we're also not allowed to have animals in the

tank. Right, right. So we have to do something.

It's hay in there.

There's hay in the box. There's hay?

Okay.

Is there a name or something wrong in here?

Hey?

This is strange.

Well, he's hung... I mean... Okay.

You're comfortable holding him? Sure. All right, let me see if I can call

someone and see if... I've never... I didn't know anybody had... I didn't see

anybody come in here. This is crazy. I just... Because you closed the gate.

Yeah. And I turned around and I heard someone hit the... True. Yeah, I mean,

can't be just... Right. There's no... Okay, let me call over to the main

and see if someone...

All right, so we'll be in a hospital, and I'll pretend like I know how to use

this stuff.

Would you believe me? Do I look official?

You're okay around artificial limbs and parts, right?

Yeah. Okay.

You'll just be assisting me through some of these robotic replacements.

Okay. All right?

Just grab that clipboard for me.

And here, let me take a look.

Yeah.

I'll probably just have you take some notes and help me with the machine.

Oh, hello. Hey.

How are you doing? Amy.

Hello. This is Cynthia.

Oh, hi. Great.

Here you go. And here, Amy, I'll just put your name first in here. We'll get

through this, and then we can do the paperwork up there.

Do you want me to go? Yeah, if you could. Thanks so much. Okay. And how

been feeling?

Just a little low in energy, you know, like, yeah.

Okay. Here, I'm just going to click you down here a second. All right, Amy,

don't move. I'm going to just press from behind your ear.

There you go.

Okay. She's out now.

All right, hang on one sec. I'm going to aim that. And Cynthia, if you would,

you're just going to click the green button on for me.

And go ahead and click that off.

This is so great. Now you don't have to use the LED bibs or anything.

We'll see what we can get to bounce back here.

Probably just maybe an upgrade thing.

I'm going to pop this open here.

Okay.

You want to just pinch the top pieces right there for me.

Okay, that's good. What are we looking at here? What is this?

That's the battery. That's what I'm going to replace.

Why does she have a battery?

Oh, she had a respirator replacement.

Really? Yeah.

Okay. I think we can get it. Oh, that's just in a weird... There, you want to

take that?

Okay. You put that on the table there.

I'm going to put it on standby here.

Yeah, we're going to order another one, but I don't want to tell her about it.

In fact, we should probably, okay.

Here we go.

Hey, how are you?

You doing good?

Yeah. Okay, here.

Sip up for me. Okay, we're going to have you come back in 30 days, okay?

Okay. And you're going to be fine. You're going to be on reserve for a

while, and you'll be all right. Just talk to your mother about it. I think

everything will be just fine.

Okay. Okay, just make an appointment up at the front desk.

You'll be all right.

Great.

That wasn't real for her, was it? Yeah, most of the stuff we do here, I would

say about 30 % of people in the area have some sort of replacement part,

it be partial brain or respiratory.

But that's really something that people have?

Yeah, they pull out five of your vertebrae, and they're able to wedge the

battery in there. That's the hardest thing to hide is the battery.

That's amazing.

Yeah, because I was getting neck injuries, and I just had them kind of go

with my...

Just going right here. I had them open up that part, and I'm fully adjustable.

So this part here, that becomes adjustable. I don't know if I need that.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, that hits me.

Yeah. If they have to replace part of, part of, part of.

Hold on.

Oh, I had that.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

So I use that just because now I don't have any neck. It doesn't hurt.

That is truly amazing.

I mean, this is like amazing.

Yeah. So you wouldn't even be, I mean, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for

that. I mean, because you weren't able to move or your neck. I was riding with

my bicycle and I fell off my bike and I hurt my neck. I mean, it's probably not

as big of a deal as someone else who really needs it.

That is amazing. Yeah.

So yeah, and everyone's charged and powered using the Carbonaro effect.

so that they can operate as a unit.

You know the Carbonaro effect?

Oh, the Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Don't tell me what this is. Yes.

Oh, my gosh. My name is Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.

Oh, my goodness. And you're on that TV show right now. Wow.