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Oh, yeah.

Bring me your pictures. I would frame them.

It's my framing cap.

How you doing? I'm just looking for a frame.

Oh, okay.

That's 11 by 14, correct?

This is 8 by 10 if my eye is on.

This is a pretty popular size.

Sometimes it's good on a picture like this to have like a mat around it.

Here, let me show you. I have like this frame right here.

Like a frame like this when we sell this is really good.

because the dip will go in there, and we can get it all the way over. Shift it

over a little bit? Yeah.

What's good is it has that really slick back coating, which means you could use

a framing cannon.

Do you have one?

No, I don't even know what that is. Yeah, I'll show you how it works.

We do most of our stuff like this, too, because we used to make people wait to

get stuff framed, but now it's, like, much easier.

Here, so, like, I'll tell you. Take the picture, and I'm going to roll up your

picture like this.

People used to wait a week, but everybody wants stuff done right away.

Right. So it rolls up, and it goes inside of here.

So that's got a slick inside, too. Okay. Same thing. The frames are slick, and

this is slick.

And then right here gets like a little CO2 cartridge.

I have those right here.

This little CO2 goes in the back like this.

And you can do this in your house once you have something set up with one

picture. You can do multiples if you want. It's just a lot easier than

because they're so annoying. I have to, like, pull all the nails out.

So, Josh, can you help me with this? Yeah, sure. Okay, here. You want to hold

that up? Sure.

And it's real simple to use, and we sell these, too, up at the front.

So once your picture's inside here, you get the picture in there.

Just watch out. Bring in the hole!

One, two, three.

What? Yeah, so you don't have to, like...

Well, it shoots it in so you don't have to, like... What just happened?

What? I'm really confused today.

Well, it uses an air compression. Thanks, man. Yeah, no problem. It uses

compression so you can change it in and out, just like an ordinary frame.

So can you take that picture out?

I can have someone do it for you if you want. Yeah, you'd have to unscrew it.

What? I don't understand.

Like, it transferred over in water molecule?

Yeah, I think it freezes it so much that it can get it to penetrate through

because glass is like a super cool liquid.

Right, you might want to do that.

Just be careful, okay? No, I'm not pulling anything.

This is weird.

Yeah, it's cold. Yeah, so this is disposable. It's a one -time use. One

use per change. How much is this?

That's $45 .99.

I'm just confused on exactly what happened. You roll the picture, I put it

here. The CO2 cartridge, this is carbon dioxide, correct?

This pushed the carbon dioxide through here?

Not exactly.

It's pushing pressure as it's freezing.

So the first blast is cold so that the picture is cold and it tightens up.

Right, but you pushed it out, and how did this get in there?

Dude, I've never seen this before. If my phone wasn't dead, man, I'd love to

film this right now. I'm really, uh... That was probably one of the coolest

things I've ever seen.

Really? When did this happen?

Is this common?

Uh, this type of thing started doing it since, like, last April.

And what is this thing called?

It's a framing cannon.

Framing cannon? Framing cannon. Yeah, it shoots it through the glass.

What?

How are you doing?

Good. What are you looking for? I'm looking for charcoal.

Sorry? Charcoal.

Charcoal? Oh, okay.

So do you look for like the squares or the... It's the thin, medium, and thick.

Okay, so you want a whole bunch of different kinds.

Mm -hmm. Okay, and you're going to be doing drawings on paper, right? Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Charcoal.

Hey, what?

Is someone working here?

Oh, my gosh. I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing. My boyfriend

took that picture of me in Paris and had it made into a painting.

I feel like we're supposed to put it in the house.

I was talking to him.

To who?

I was talking to him.

Wait, someone is working the counter?

I was talking to him.

He was just right here.

He? Yeah.

You think I'm crazy?

Huh? I was just talking to him.

Well, I'm going to grab, this is prepaid. Are you waiting on a painting?

Okay, because I'm like embarrassed to even like walk around with a painting of

myself, but he took the picture, so we'll put it in the living room.

All right.

Oh, God.

Okay.

What

do

we got?

This is for my friend. Okay.

Oh, yeah. That's you.

That is me. Lovely.

Oh, that's nice.

It's an 8x8, probably.

8x8. We could do, like, something really crazy with it.

You know, something like this that doesn't have too wide of a thing or too

matting or anything like that. Okay. Yeah? Here, I'll show you what this

like from here.

Okay.

Yeah. All right, so when that's in there, that, lock this up.

I think when something's, like, a square size like that, that it looks best just

hung in a square.

You know?

Looks pretty.

Yeah. Looks pretty cool like that.

Seems like it fits.

Yeah. I think that looks pretty good.

Cool. Yeah.

So this would go... Sorry about that. This would go with the $10 deal, this

frame.

So I can have him ring it up here or... I think there's something... There was

like a baby child in the middle of the photo.

Oh, that... Not there anymore.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Are you saying you want... I can't do anything about, like, coming out

No, there's, like, in the original picture that we took, there was a... We

holding a child. Okay. Her nephew.

Okay. And that's not... It can shift, so if something shifts, it might shift the

scale of the picture within it, so maybe it shifted it. If there was a hole or

something in there...

That's my fault. I'm sorry.

It's because it was taken with a camera phone.

Something's not going to shift out of it, like, that quickly.

Okay. It does have, because the camera phone's taking a picture that's not a

still. It's taking a little mini piece of video.

Yeah, that's what we did.

Exactly. So when that picture's taken with a camera phone, it's not just

grabbing a still like a camera.

It's grabbing a mini piece of video.

So we were just...

Sitting there with those exact expressions and the baby was coming.

microseconds. With your video and somehow that's happening on this photo

now? Yeah, the pixel information is still there.

Okay.

I don't know what's happening right now. This is really weird.

Okay. All right, let me get, I'll get, I can fix it for you and you'll be fine.

Where is the bank manager?

Is he really just letting us just shoot? I'm just like, lots of money. That's

pretty trusting.

Excuse me a minute.

How are you? Hi.

Right over here?

Okay. Hi.

Cash it?

You got it?

Okay, and I'll just have you find it back.

Just to endorse it.

Okay. Great.

Okay.

Okay, just so you know, if there are bank logo checks, you can always use the

mobile app.

Okay. I deposit all my stuff that way because they do instant cashing on them.

Okay. Have you tried it before? No, actually I haven't.

If you download the app, this is our app. Uh -huh. And if you press cash now,

gives you this.

Uh -huh. Okay, and you put the check out in your hand as long as you can see the

number of the check.

Okay. Uh -huh. And then you just line the camera up to the check. Uh -huh.

Okay. And as long as you can see the number. Yeah, you see the number in

And go ahead and put your thumb on that. That's almost like endorsing it. Okay.

All right, good.

See, it's authorizing it to approve it. And it's on transition. The checks are

all printed on transitional paper. So you cache it, and the flash from your

camera will actually activate it so you can just instantaneously.

So you guys don't even have to come over here anymore if you don't want to.

It just makes it easier for, you know.

Did this just turn a check into cash?

Yeah, the app does that for our customers.

But it was just a check, though. Right.

Yeah, the checks are printed on transitional paper from the Treasury.

Oh, my.

I'm sorry.

That's what I'm literally like.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

We're pretty proud of it. So we're the first bank. Every bank in America.

They're going to be doing that because it's a lot easier for the government to

track, you know, there's so much check fraud that goes on.

But you could, what?

The camera, though.

Like, does the camera change it?

The flash does it.

The power, because you know the flash is a really powerful thing.

So it will transition the transition paper.

It's real good. I mean, it's just convenient. I'm a mom, and sometimes I

feel like stopping at the bank. So that just, a $50 check, boom, here's the

cash. And we can be on our way. Exactly.

Like, no stop.

Same thing, too. Like, if you go somewhere that doesn't accept checks,

write yourself a check and flash it to cash.

So what if it's a check for more than $50? How does that work?

That's why you have to get things that are in increments of the money that the

Treasury prints.

You know, so if you get a check for, you know, $100, you could do it $50, $20,

$5, $10.

That's what, you know, it works for that.

Right now there isn't a way to kind of do like, you know, 1750.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not yet.

Not yet.

Right.

This is the security boxes, right?

Customers have their own keys to them, so basically you let them just do their

thing. Okay. Okay, so they'll come in here and they'll access their box. They

what they do. Most of them close the door behind them. Okay.

You know, if they don't, it's fine. Just make sure that when they're finished

and they leave, they close and lock the door behind them. Okay. Okay. So you can

have it right over there.

Brilliant. Okay.

Yeah.

And if you just kindly tell them if they forget to lock it, just don't forget to

lock the door. They'll be pretty cool with it.

And I'm going to give you a key.

You know what? These are mine. I'm going to get you your own keys. Okay.

I'll get you a key, and you'll be all set. Thanks, man.

All right, I'm going to let you have... I thought I was seeing things. There's a

horse in there.

Sorry? There's a horse in there. I thought I was seeing things.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Who did that?

We can't let someone have that in there. No, no. I heard something. There was a

horse out there. What in the world?

Well, how did it get in there? I don't know. I heard a noise, and there was a

horse just right there. I'm like... Is there any way someone came around? I

didn't see anyone walk here at all. No, sir. And I'm like freaked out.

I know. I'm like. It's like, who's, what?

I know. I don't know.

Martin.

Who would put a horse in there? I mean, how?

I don't know. When I looked at the thing, when you walked in there. Hold

Okay. Let me.

Here. Okay. Do you know anything about horses? I can walk them out. You can?

Yes, sir. Okay. I don't really know.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

and is that what someone's box is there now okay see yeah i never saw anybody

come in here when i when you walked off so why would someone put a horse in here

so well it's not really our right to um you know judge what someone wants to

keep in their box right But I don't know where they thought they were going to.

I've never heard this before.

I put an animal in a bank. Hold on. Yeah. Will you get the box, find out

maybe someone's name is on it, and we should call? Because we can't. Okay.

You know what it is? We don't have the right to say what someone has, and we're

also not allowed to have animals in the bank. Right, right. So we have to do

something.

It's hay in there.

There's hay in the box. There's hay?

Okay.

Is there a name or something on here?

Hey? This is strange.

Well, he's hung... I mean... I didn't see anybody come in here. This is crazy.

just... Because you closed the gate. Yeah. And I turned around and I heard

something. True. Yeah, I mean, it can't be just... Right. There's no... Okay,

let me call over to the main office and see if someone...

I'm fully adjustable, so this part here becomes adjustable. I don't know if I

need that.

Oh, my gosh!

All right, so we'll be in a hospital,

and I'll pretend like I know how to use this stuff.

Would you believe me? Do I look official?

You're okay around artificial limbs and parts, right?

Yeah. Okay.

This will be assisting me through some of these robotic replacements.

Okay. All right.

Just grab that clipboard for me.

And here, let me take a look.

Yeah.

I'll probably just have you take some notes and help me with the machine.

Oh, hello. Hey.

We'll get through this, and then we can do the paperwork upstairs.

Do you want me to go? Yeah, if you could. Thanks so much. Okay. And how

been feeling?

Just a little.

Low in energy, you know, like, yeah.

Okay. Here, I'm just going to click you down here a second. All right, Amy,

don't move. I'm going to aim that. And Cynthia, if you would, you're just going

to click the green button on for me.

And go ahead and click that off.

This is so great. I don't have to use the LED bibs or anything, you know.

We'll see what we can get to bounce back here.

Probably just maybe an upgrade thing.

I'm going to pop this open here.

Okay.

Okay. You want to just pinch the top pieces right there for me.

Okay, that's good. What is this?

That's the battery. That's what I'm going to replace.

Why does she have a battery?

Oh, she had a respirator replacement.

Really? Yeah.

Okay. I think we can get it. Oh, that's just in a weird... Here, you want to

take that?

Okay. You need to put that on the table there.

I'm going to put it on standby here.

Okay.

Yeah, we're going to order another one, but I don't want to tell her about it.

In fact, we should probably, okay.

Here we go.

Hey, how are you?

You doing good?

Yeah. Okay, here.

Step up for me.

Okay, we're going to have you come back in 30 days, okay?

Okay. And you're going to be fine. You're going to be on reserve for a

while, and you'll be all right. Just talk to your mother about it. I think

everything will be just fine.

Okay. Okay, just make an appointment up at the front desk.

It'll be all right.

Great.

That wasn't real for her, was it? Yeah, most of the stuff we do here, I would

say about 30 % of people in the area have some sort of replacement part,

it be partial brain or respiratory.

Is that really something that people have?

Yeah, they pull out five of your vertebrae, and they're able to wedge.

the battery in there because that's that's the hardest thing to hide is the

battery that's amazing yeah yeah i had i had because i was getting like neck

injuries and i just had them kind of go in with my just going right here i had

to open up that part and i'm fully adjustable so this part here that

adjustable you know

I was getting a lot of neck injuries early, so I had... That becomes

you know, if I need it.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, that hits me.

Yeah. If they have to replace part of... Part of... Part of... Hold on.

Oh, I had that.

Oh, okay. Yeah.

So I use that just because now I don't have any neck... It doesn't hurt.

That is truly amazing.

I mean, this is like amazing.

Yeah. So you wouldn't even be, I mean, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for

that. I mean, because you weren't able to move or your neck. I was riding with

my bicycle and I fell off my bike and I hurt my neck. I mean, it's probably not

as big of a deal as someone else who really needs it. That is amazing.

Yeah. So yeah, and everyone's charged and powered using the Carbonaro effect

that they can operate as a unit.

You know the Carbonaro effect?

Oh, the Carbonaro effect is the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Don't tell me what this is. Yes.

Oh, my gosh. My name is Michael Carbonaro. I'm a magician.

Oh, my goodness. And you're on a TV show right now.

Wow.