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This is completely blowing my mind right now.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Okay, we're fixing bicycles today. This one will probably be harder to fix. It's

missing most of its parts. But I can fix this.

Hey, what's up?

Oh, yeah, what's the name?

Con. C -O -N -N.

C -O -N -N? Yeah. Okay, just give me a second. I'm just trying to get this

little thing to, uh... No, this thing does not work.

You don't know how to use these things. Do you need a magnetizer to, like, make

tools magnetic?

No.

That's all right.

You have to go in here like that.

Magnetize the tip of it so the screws don't fall when you're working.

Wait, if it worked. Yeah, if it did, it'd be, like, pretty cool.

Ow!

Jeez!

That was huge.

That was ridiculous.

It went almost up to your nose. Did it really?

Yeah. Oh, my God, my whole hand is like... Oh, my gosh, it's, like, in both

my hands.

Whoa!

Dude!

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

What the... Is that, like, scary? Should I watch out for that?

Oh!

How could I?

Wow.

That's crazy.

Yeah, but not my arm. How does that happen?

That's not funny. Okay, that's not funny. Okay.

It can't be because this thing is on, right?

Okay,

hold on. I'm staying away from like metal stuff.

That's crazy.

Dude, this is insane.

Seriously. Is there like, can you shut that off or no?

Wow. Is there a plug?

That's insanity.

Wow. This is nuts.

Whoa, Mike.

Can you shut it off?

Will you, please? Is there a plug for it somewhere? Just click that switch right

there. Click the switch.

Yeah, on top. Click it the other way.

Yeah.

That's good.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

What the hell just happened? Yeah, I don't know.

I'm going to go to the back away from metal things.

Okay? That would be amazing.

I'm, like, frightened, though, because my hands are still going whoop, whoop,

whoop, whoop.

Okay. I'll be back in one second.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Okay, I got to go.

Okay. I'm going outside.

I'm going outside.

Oh, God.

Okay.

It's you here, right?

Alright, what were we looking at today?

I was, uh, getting the shifter cables replaced.

Okay.

When was the last time you just had a basic tune -up? Yeah, it's been a while.

Yeah, it's a little bit dirty. I think that maybe these are getting gunked up,

right? That's what I was thinking.

Yeah, I bought the bike here and just haven't... When did you get this?

Um, oh, seven? Oh, a seven. Okay, good.

When you first got the bike, did you change?

the oil that it came with, and start using a new kind, or you just started

applying on top of it? Just on top of it.

Okay, sometimes if you change what it came with, it can get stuff a little

gunked up.

So it's best to just start fresh, you know, you have it all cleaned out, and

then start using the oil properly.

As much as anything else is probably gunked. Yeah, there's a valve right

tiny little valve.

Yeah, it was dirt up there. There you go, look at that. That's pretty dirty.

I never knew there was a valve.

Yeah. You know what we'll do?

We should just empty out the whole thing and just give it a new, you know, an

oil change, really.

I didn't know it had a reservoir.

Oh, yeah. It starts up here. It gets poured through here, and it's going in

here. It's going into your chains.

And every time you pedal, you're actually pumping it through the bike.

Here, I'll show you what you do, and you'll never have to worry about this

again. Put your bike up, right, if you can, or you can have someone hold it,

just aim it directly down.

Once it's down, you'll actually be able to feel it better. It's a little easier

to see when it's down too, right?

Get a pan, get a funnel, and just... There you go. Oh, look at how dirty that

is.

That's why.

This should look really clear. You know, this should be like vegetable oil.

Changing the oil on the bike now, dude. Yeah, yeah, it's the whole blood flow of

the bicycle.

Yeah, if you don't change that, what's happening is every time you're pedaling,

you're just pushing that dirty stuff through everything. It's going into the

gears. It's going into the shifters.

Yeah, best thing to do is I'd say about every 500 miles, you're going to want to

have that cleaned out.

It's just easier to start from scratch, get it all cleaned out and go. And then

a lot of people come in for a professional change, but you can use,

make bike oil.

But you can use vegetable oil because a lot of these companies, honestly, they

sell bike oil, but it's just vegetable oil relabeled.

Do you go over a lot of hills and stuff?

Not when I can avoid it. Yeah, then you could probably just get away with baby

oil.

Yeah. So there is a channel down in the frame?

Yeah, it's the circulatory system of the bicycle.

Oh, yeah, the valve, it's really hard to see.

It's really flush, but you'll feel it when it's upside down.

Yeah, it's good to just kind of pump it in there.

I usually do this for a few minutes once I change the oil out.

Yeah, I'm going to get rid of this dirty oil, and I'll be right back. But you

can pump that in if you want to get it smooth.

I'll be right back.

Still don't feel well.

Hey, how are you guys doing? Good. How are you doing?

Doing all right. You get a little checkup?

Um, yeah.

Sure. First, like, just need to, like, tune up. Sure.

And then mine needs at least a back tire.

Okay.

How's this one going?

What were you saying? Like, the brakes were a little squeaky? Yeah.

All right. Let's see what's going on.

Take a look at what we got.

You notice them squeaking the whole time, or just when you're riding?

Just when you're riding. You're riding, okay.

Well, have you not ridden this since winter?

Yeah, no, we don't ride very often, but in the summertime we take them up to

Michigan and ride a ton.

Okay, yeah.

You probably want to not have the tires winterized like this then.

Oh, okay. Yeah, they're positioned for snow right now.

Oh. You have these little...

silver peg sticking up. You know how they put, like, chains on tires for a

in the winter?

Right. Well, and we probably bought that bike up in Michigan.

That would explain.

Yeah.

And that'll winterize the tire, so it makes it easier. It gives it more

traction. Oh, my God.

You know, like, how it has duds on it, like a tire? Nice.

It's snow.

I had no idea.

Oh, yeah. These little things are sticking up.

Crazy. Yeah, they're called, they're snow nails.

Okay. Yeah.

Once you get the main ones out, you unscrew the nozzle.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, that pressure holds the other ones in, and then just give it a spin.

Yeah. Look at all those.

My gosh.

Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, you don't want to be riding around with all those nails in there during

the summertime.

Yeah. Yeah.

And in the winter, what you want to do, I mean, you could buy a new pack of

them. Yeah. Or you can collect these. Okay.

Just lay them out in a line and just ride over them and get them all back up

the tires. Okay.

Before you go out in the snow. Yeah. Okay.

Let me grab a pump and I'll just pump that back up. Okay, great. Thank you.

That's crazy.

Now listen to your eyes, please.

Why is this here?

How you doing today?

I'm good.

Looking for a new pair of glasses?

Yeah, I'm thinking about possibly getting... I like the ones that

know, change on their own.

Oh, transition lenses?

Yeah.

They can get so expensive, though. Yeah. And I lose sunglasses all the time.

Yeah. So I stopped buying, like, designer frames. I just use, like,

these. Like, I keep one of those in my car, you know, if I'm, like, going to

beach or something like that. What is this? It's the Polaris Dassault.

So you just go over your lenses?

Oh, no, no. You haven't seen these?

No. Oh, these are awesome.

Yeah, it's a Brazilian company that made these. It's a little kit, and inside it

has all the little tiny lenses inside.

But they're, like, they do, like, a compact thing with them.

You know?

You ever see those glasses that, like, fold up really small?

It's like that, right? So that... So that one expands?

Yeah, like, the way they fold up so small, you can just balance it there.

And what's cool about it, this just fits right in your back pocket, which is

awesome. And you feel how flat that is. But you can feel that it's got a little

bit of gearing in it.

All right?

If I touch that and I lick my finger, if I just touch that to that, there.

What? Yeah, they pop out.

Yeah, this part swings out.

Yeah,

they get... You can see inside there all the tiny little gears that are in

there.

It's like tiny little hinges.

Yeah, it's super advanced.

Yeah, and they're good. And I don't even worry about losing them now. You know

what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I can't believe what I just looked at.

Yeah, and they're good, and I don't worry about losing them, which is great.

the best thing is there's a little guy, you know, which fits right in your back

pocket, right like that. Oh, yeah. Do they all just come out? Yeah, you know

what it is? The condensation's been kind of making them pop up prematurely.

You're supposed to keep this thing sealed.

Thank you. Here, I'll get some of these. Put some up here.

The humidity, it kind of gets inside there, and if you keep opening it...

They'll pop up.

Yeah. Hang on one sec. I just got to tell my boss that happened. I'll be

back. Okay.

How are you doing today? I'm

good. How are you?

All right. You're picking up today. Uh -huh. Some gold glasses.

Okay.

I'll pull those up for you. They're already paid for. I'll be right with

-huh.

All right.

You heard it?

No? Look.

It's supposed to be gold.

What's that?

They're supposed to be gold.

Oh, definitely not gold. Yeah, we can probably polish them up for you.

No, no, no, they need to be gold.

No, no, I hear you. A lot of companies don't make the glasses and all. Oh, so

those are not made in gold. They're not made in gold. I see. No, that's

something we have to do.

Okay, and how long will that take?

I'm doing it.

Oh, what do you do? Yeah, they make this stuff. Do you spray on it? Yeah, it's

like a spray.

Oh, okay. You haven't seen this before?

I have not.

Usually if I order gold glasses, they just come in. Well, not every company

because there's so many options nowadays.

Like every company can't make every single frame in every single option. I

But this is a really great product. And that doesn't affect the skin in any way?

Do you have sensitive skin?

Well, they dry, of course. I get a little sting when I do it. Oh, okay.

It doesn't tint it. It actually changes the molecular structure of the metal.

Oh, my God. Isn't that wild?

It is. This was made on accident, this product.

They were trying to make a super gold cleaner.

So somebody made the opposite molecular structure of gold.

Really? So that stuff would turn titanium to gold.

Nickel, silver.

It's a molecular change.

It is a molecular change.

So you would never know that they were black. I know.

And I'm still curious as to how it traces back in over time.

It's funny you said that because I always, after I do something in gold, I

like to touch a lot of stuff. I'll always grab one more thing.

just in case that it's going to be okay, because I feel like on the pads of my

fingers. Yeah, so I'll just, like, rub something. You mean after this? Yeah.

Yeah,

see, it always leaves a little bit on there, so I'll do, like, one more thing

that I want.

Oh, you used that for this pen, too?

Yeah. Oh, you just did it? Yeah. This pen was black.

Yeah. I'll always do one more thing so that it, like, comes off completely from

my hand.

I wonder if there is no more black.

Yeah. Amazing.

You know what I'll do?

Let me get your paperwork here.

These two together.

And I'll take this one.

Did you just do that?

Wait a minute, that was black. Yeah, let me just get your stuff cleaned up here.

I've got to hurry back. He's waiting on me. Okay, okay, here.

Okay. All right.

Take that.

That was black too, wasn't it?

You're right. Let me wash my hands.

Just know that your touch is going to turn to gold. Ooh, I like the way that

sounds. Yeah, I'll wash my hands with that. And then bring my wipes.

Clear the way. Nobody touch my hands.

Hey, do I look tan?

Hi. How you doing? Good. Have you worked at this before? No. Oh, okay.

It's a tanning machine that people can tan without having to take off their

clothes. Cool. So they can wear their clothes inside the machine.

Okay. So everyone who does it has to sign a release.

It has this... Here, I'll put this over here.

Yeah, the bulbs are made out of this intense infrared light.

astronauts they noticed were getting tanned through their suit so they knew

it wasn't because of direct light hitting the skin it was radiating from

underneath which you know we like to tell people that they won't ruin their

they don't have like damage or drying out and wrinkles um yesterday was my

day and all i did is turn on the machine and it just goes you just turn it on

with this button yes i'll show you how to do it And that's basically it. They

just go in there for a few seconds. Pretty cool. I mean, you see it

Really? Yeah, all of a sudden they're tan in like seven seconds.

It's pretty wild.

Hi. How much is this coat?

It's $20. $20? $20 a session.

So I don't have to take my clothes off?

No, you don't have to take clothes off. Hey.

Do you have time for a walk -up?

Yeah, absolutely.

Make yourself comfortable.

And I get a towel for you right here.

You can lay your head back like that.

Good. I think comfy.

Great. Okay.

I'll close this down here.

You okay?

Okay. And just an express or? Yeah. Okay. And you signed a release because

have the card. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Cool. Okay.

Close that there.

Okay. And then go ahead and pick up the remote.

Good. Yeah. Come on over here.

So I stand here, take that, and then press the red button.

Right? And you want to push the lever all the way down, not in the middle, all

the way down. Yes.

And leave it just like that. That's the lowest setting. Okay. So they don't want

us playing around with anything other than that. Yeah. And it's just like an

automatic thing. So it just does what it does and that's all.

Do you just count to seven and then? No, it'll do it automatically.

Yeah, that's been on a while.

Okay.

Oh, shoot. Wait, that's up. Flip it upside down.

Oh, no, no, no, no. That's down. All the way down.

Oh, press that.

Hold on. Press that. Press that. Press that. Are you all right?

Double click that.

Oh, my God. That's been on high the whole time.

Oh.

I'm so sorry.

That's my fault. That's totally my fault.

Don't even worry about it.

Yeah, don't even worry.

Okay.

She just died?

They're all very well aware of what happened. Like, they signed a relief

we're not responsible at all. It's totally, like, we're allowed to fumble,

know? Shut up.

Oh, my God. Like, I just learned this yesterday, so I don't... It doesn't

matter. Like, we're not going to be responsible for that kind of thing. They

said if anything happens, just clean it up and just, you know, try and upsell

someone else.

It's a volume business.

But that's my fault, and I'm sorry. But you know what it is?

We could probably get our shoes out of there.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I mean, I feel... I feel you. It's like...

You know, they're making us do something that's experimental, and the people who

come to use it are well aware that it's experimental.

So that makes me feel better. I don't like it, but I'm not going to take on

responsibility, you know what I mean? Oh, my God. Okay, I'm not comfortable

doing this. Really?

I mean, somebody just died.

I like to say she, you know, had a little too much sun or whatever you want

say. So how do you get tan like that?

A tanning bed, but I don't die.

Right. Well, yeah, that's good.

So I wanted to take a break. Would you be comfortable doing this if someone

comes up to try it?

Oh, no. No, but now that you know how the remote tells you. No.

You're not going to be responsible at all.

Okay. Yeah, can you just call the boss for me? I'll call him, yeah, yeah. Thank

you. It's funny because he said that if you have it, if you put it on high and

someone stays in there for over seven seconds, it can cause the Carbonaro

effect.

Right. Have you heard of that before, the Carbonaro effect?

You haven't? No.

Oh, no, it's like a scientific term. It's also the name of a hidden camera

TV show.

Like the hidden camera magic TV show you're on right now.

Shut up. Yes.

What the?

My name's Michael Carbonaro. Oh, my.

You're on my TV show right now. Shut up.

I'm fine.

You're there.

Look, see, she's okay.

I was like, what the?

Oh, my God.

Oh. You were great. You want to get in?

Now she's telling it.