Original subtitles

Hey, how you doing today? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people. That

nuts. That's cool.

Oh my gosh!

Hiding in plain sight.

Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them fall for the impossible.

The best thing to do is just pick them up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh my god!

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Michael wasn't available.

We hired Nate.

It was really me the whole time. That was actually me. It was a long hunt for

keychain. We were just looking around.

Yeah.

Oh, cute.

Like the little cat.

The little kitty? Oh, you like kitties?

Oh, we have free t -shirts today, too.

Did you want a free t -shirt?

Of course.

Oh, shoot.

I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry. There aren't any more?

I don't know. I might be wearing the last one. It was the junk man's daughter

-shirt.

Is it?

I'm sorry.

Wait, I have a... Well, you like kitties. There's a kitty shirt.

That's way too big for me. That's way too big for you?

But I can take it.

This one? No, this one's not free.

Oh, no. It's 30 bucks. Oh, of course not, no. Okay.

I feel bad. No, of course not. Sorry about that.

I like the kitty shirts.

But you could have the junkmans if you wanted. I'll keep the kitty shirts. I

love cats.

What in the world is going on right now? Do you want it?

Yes. Okay, cool. Thank you. Because I love kitties.

Wait, wait.

What's under you? Under me? Under that shirt?

What?

No,

yeah, this fits good, right?

Yeah, they just scared me.

I can get all the free T -shirts I want, so they wouldn't charge me for this

one. You didn't have that shirt on. You have this shirt on. Oh, yeah, because

you can have that one.

But how do you take it off like that? How do you take it off so fast?

Because I can, the store will let me have the free one.

But how did you take it off that fast? You just kind of like turned around and

it was on you.

Yeah, because I can get it for free.

You want the free one, you get the free one. It was the last one, but you can

have it.

Oh, my God.

I was going to try to like gather this together.

I'm moving to Massachusetts.

Do you have anything from Massachusetts weather in here?

Boas. I was making boas today.

Really? Yeah.

Have you ever seen one being made before?

No. Oh, it's pretty cool. I'll tell you this.

Yeah. So they import the feathers.

Uh -huh. And they get them from the Bahamas.

And we put a little price tag in the bottom.

Black and white's pretty classic.

And black and white, you said?

Yeah. Best? Yeah.

So all the feathers go in. It's a little bit of a messy process. You're not

allergic, are you? We'll find out in a minute. Okay.

And you start with your base color.

Uh -huh.

And then you mix a little of the other colors in there like that.

All right.

We should be videotaping that.

And once they're all stuffed in, then you get a little string.

This will work. And it's like a bow of dipping.

Ready?

And dip down.

There we go.

How did you do that? Okay, how did you do that?

I feel like I should have paid admission for that. That was fascinating.

You can do it. No, no, if you do it again.

Okay, we'll try the red and black. Yeah.

Put the red in like this.

A little black.

And a little tag goes in, too.

All right.

Then I get a little piece of string. You can dip them, or you could put it in

there. And it's just a quick little dip in and up.

Yeah. I'm telling you, that is so fascinating.

Yeah. That's gorgeous.

It does look nice.

How do you get it so the black is just on the edge?

Well, you know how they say, like, birds of a feather? Uh -huh. That expression?

Yeah. Yeah, they all go together because they're from the same.

They're from the same bird.

Well, it must be Wednesday.

Hey.

Hello. I was looking for some yellow spray paint.

Yellow spray paint. Okay. Cool, cool, cool. What are you doing? I just found

we're spray painting some chairs.

Okay. Great.

How's yellow?

Good. Good. I have one left, too.

Okay. Great.

It's $7. And do you know how to use this?

Are you talking about the paint? Yeah. We're only selling them like this now

because the cans, too many kids are vandalizing stuff with the cans.

What if it's like this?

This. I'll show you.

Okay. So you put a little piece of tape on one side, and you're just going to

roll it up like a can like this.

And make sure it lines up on this edge.

Good.

Like that. There you go.

There you go. Do it.

And then you need like a little, you need a top for it too so that it matches

up.

And that's on.

You'll feel it kind of pressurize in your hand.

Okay.

The kids don't know about this.

And then you're ready to go.

And you can paint.

Okay. But it's just so that we can sell them that way without kids knowing

what's going on.

Okay, got it. You got it? Right. Okay, good. And it will dry pretty quickly.

when you're finished with it, you can just fold it up and put it in the

or anything.

Wait, am I tripping you now? No, just this is so that you don't want anyone to

get a hold of it when you're done with it.

You're going to want to crush it up and get rid of it. Does that turn into a

can? Yeah, it'll turn into a can.

I thought, okay, I feel like I'm going crazy. I got you. Wow, that's pretty

amazing. Yeah, it's environmentally safe this way so that, you know, you can

throw it away when you're finished with the job. But it's good to completely,

like, separate the lid piece from it and the whole can. You're going to want to

split it open again and rip it so that someone can't pull it out of the trash

and make it, okay?

Really rip it up when you're finished with it, okay?

Oh, yeah. All right, so I'll get you a new one.

All right.

Here's one for you.

I've never seen anything like it in my life. You never saw those before?

No, like, that's amazing to me. I thought I was going crazy for a second

now. I was like, wait, why does he keep asking me about this paper? Like, am I

scanning it, or what is he talking about? Oh, no, no, that's actually it.

I'm glad you said that. I've got to get you a disc.

We're going to walk out of here without a lid.

This is funny. There you go. All right, I'm going to grab you some change, okay?

Okay.

Oh, wait.

We're going to do something. Hold on.

you doing?

Good. What are you doing?

Fresh.

Oh yeah.

I'm sorry to hit your toes there. Oh, I appreciate that. Thanks.

Trying to organize this thing.

It's a mess. I know. Pick up off my dad.

Nothing's together.

I was trying to use this little guy. Do you see this thing?

What is that? Oh, the little, the little drawer organizer.

You ever seen that little guy?

Oh, great.

I can get him to click back on that. Uh, drawer organizer.

Well, if you keep your stuff nice, you put it in there when everything's

organized the way you like it, and you click it on, and you let it kind of

the way you like stuff.

So that if it gets messed up, you just leave them inside there.

To remind you to, you know, clean it.

Pretty wild, right?

And he just keeps, oh, but when you close it up, he stops.

Yeah, but it should pause for a second.

And it will organize it back to the way that you like it.

It actually moves the things around?

Well, it will move it to the way you had it cleaned. The way you had it cleaned?

Yeah, it's not going to just clean something. And that actually moves the

utensils in between. Yeah, utensils or tools. If you want something like a shed

or a garage, we have big ones in the back aisle over there.

But these are a dollar.

That is a cute gift.

I'm just shopping. I'm just a shopper.

Okay. Ready?

Wow. This place is really cool.

Oh, yeah.

I can try this on? Yeah, you can try it on. Oh, yeah?

I love the feet.

Oh, I got shoes, too.

Oh, yeah?

I don't think your shoes, I don't think they're going to fit, though.

These are small.

Yeah, those are extremely small. I can't even wear those.

That's an adult.

How would everybody wear this thing?

You don't actually put the shoes on. You just put your knees.

I mean, you put the shoes in front of your knees.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that's how it works.

I'm going to do it.

I'll try it on. Okay. You sold me.

Wow.

Yeah.

Have you ever seen a costume like that before?

No, not a costume you're supposed to walk around on your knees on.

I know, really.

Well, I'll give it a try.

It would have to be a party that had a soft floor, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I'm going to be walking around all night on my knees.

Wait, where's the face?

Yeah, it's outside.

Hanging on that hook.

All right, let's see.

Ready?

How does it look?

Yeah.

That's it right there.

Don't even look like your real legs right now. Even then, nobody paying

attention to your legs because it's like you're standing up. It looks sort of

like the suit part looks cheesy.

I mean, I could do this.

Like I want something to look and be like, oh my gosh, there's a leprechaun.

like, oh, there's a guy in a leprechaun costume.

I mean, seriously, does it look like real?

I don't know.

The suit looks a little cheesy, you know?

Maybe I'll try something else on.

Hey. Hi, how are you?

Okay, a friend in the back is, like, trying on everything.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Costume's just not my thing.

Me neither. Oh, my gosh.

Do you dress up, like, for parties and stuff? No.

No, me neither. I don't party that much. No?

But if it was like a costume party, would you wear something?

I probably wouldn't go.

That's what I'm thinking, yeah. Because, you know, I just feel like an idiot in

costume. I'm like, I'm not going to... Like, I couldn't see myself wearing

something.

As a kid, I would dress up and stuff, but... Did you just change your shirt?

Huh? Did your shirt just change?

Oh, no.

This is what I'm talking about. My friend's like, oh, we have to wear

And I'm like, oh, fine.

But this is like all I'm going to do.

Oh, okay.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like I'm not going to put on a whole... This is stupid, right?

This is silly.

This is the silliest thing.

I don't care who you are.

There's definitely something in there.

Is there? Yeah, look.

What the... Okay, not cool. This is not happening right now, man.

Do I blend in with all these figures?

I've been told I look kind of Egyptian.

Do I look Egyptian?

Is someone coming?

How you doing?

All right, let's go. That's what we got going here. All right.

They just found a whole lot of fossilized eggs in Cairo, which is great

lots of museums are getting their hands on the fossilized eggs. So it's like,

this is the new one.

Wow. Yeah, I didn't even know eggs could be fossilized.

Careful gloves, huh? Right.

Yeah. All right.

Okay, this is great. Wow, this is a good one.

Now, it just fossilized the exterior of the egg. Whatever was inside, I mean, is

it still in there? Is it still, like, maybe intact, maybe? Yeah, I don't see

cracks or anything.

Perfect. Here, you hold that. I'm going to dust it off a little bit.

Yeah, I don't see anything. Look at that.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, and they didn't even know, as of yet, like, exactly what kind of

they were.

Might find a new species.

That's right.

Okay, and we're going to set this up on a little display.

This is just a...

Oh, okay, nice.

Here, I'll take the egg.

Yeah, go ahead and set that up right on there.

Yeah, it helps cushion it.

Yeah, these things can be really delicate. So here, just lay them in

that. Just like this?

Yeah. Good.

And put the dome on top.

Nice. Just be careful.

Oh, that looks awesome. They're going to love this.

Yeah. All right, and right here, I have the label.

Let's put that.

Label that here.

Go ahead and you can label that.

Yeah.

Looks great. Is that pretty thinner? Yeah, it looks good.

Whoa. How the heck did that happen? Did it crack?

Shoot. Well, sometimes they don't ship these things from reputable places.

Oh, that's terrible.

Oh, wow.

Careful with it. Yeah.

Yeah, it is kind of loose.

Ew.

There's definitely something in there.

Is there? Yeah, look.

Oh. My.

God.

Dude.

This is not happening right now, man.

You don't know what kind of defense mechanisms he's got.

Okay, not cool.

Oh, man.

You gotta tell somebody, man. This is insane, man.

I mean, I know it's worth a lot of money, but I mean, I think your

might be a little more valuable. I think you're right. This is like... Give me

this. This right here? Yeah.

Maybe we can get him to... Can you, like, coax him in there?

Here, will you hold this? I got it, I got it.

Oh, my gosh, it's got a huge tail.

Okay, okay, yeah, he's not going to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, here, wait.

You know what? That's an iguana, though, man. Maybe that's, like, where... Well,

obviously, that could be, like, where iguanas came from. Duh. Like, maybe they

were first before iguanas. Before, yeah, they were dinosaurs. At some point,

they evolved, right. Yeah. Like, maybe this grows to, like, a huge iguana.

they were, like, iguanasaurus.

I mean, as long as it can stay this size, dude, I'm cool, man. But if that's

baby... Yeah, imagine what it's gonna be when it's full grown.

I'm...

My mind is like blown right now. I don't even know what to think right now.

Oh, hi.

How are you doing?

Good. How are you? Wow.

I'm doing good.

I didn't know you worked here.

Yes, I just got here.

Oh, cool, cool.

Wow.

That is crazy.

They're going to watch it like 24 hours or something?

Pretty much, yes. Wow.

That's amazing.

And there's the daughter behind you.

Oh, right.

The daughter of the mistress, King's mistress.

She's the one that was the heir to the throne, but because she was the pastor's

daughter, she wasn't allowed to. But then they found that they were actually

related, and she was supposed to be the one going to the throne.

Oh, that's crazy. That's what I heard them talking about. They were going to

display them together for the first time. I think so, yes. Wow.

Oh, my gosh. I've got to get a picture with this. Yes, I think you can.

I can take a picture with you. Will you do it? Yeah, sure. Great.

So I don't have to do a selfie. Yeah, I don't have to do a selfie with you.

Yeah, I want to point like.

There you go. Smile.

Three, two, one.

Perfect. See if you like it. That's great.

Oh, that's great.

That's really great.

Perfect. Here, wait. Can I take a picture with this? Yeah. Well, good.

I'm going to go in here.

Yeah, yeah. He told me that you're allowed to. When we work here, we're

it's our secret way of being able to get inside there.

Oh, wow. And you can take a picture of me from in here? I can do that for you.

Okay.

Great. Okay.

Why don't you do the same thing? Like, hmm?

All right. There you go. That's mine.

Perfect. Oh, very good. I think now you can see. Did it come out good? Closer,

yeah. Oh, wow. That's great.

Good to meet you. Good to meet you, too. Okay, good. Well, good luck.

Thanks. Okay, bye -bye. Bye.

Okay. Why don't you do the same thing? Like, hmm?

All right. There you go. Smile.

Perfect. Oh, very good. I think now you can smile. Did it come out good? Yeah.

Oh, wow. That's great.

Good to meet you. Good to meet you, too. Okay, good. Well, good luck.

Thanks. Okay, bye -bye. Bye.

John?

I have my eyes closed in this one. Can we do this again?

What happened? The one where I had the... This picture is like my eyes are

closed. How can you... Oh.

Did... Oh, did they take it already?

I'm going to... All right.

Who took it?

No one. I was here. I don't know what happened.

Wait. Who came and took it?

No one.

Come on.

I'm serious.

This is not a joke.

So no one came in here. You were sitting here. I was gone two seconds.

I know.

Okay, let's retrace our steps.

I came in. I'm talking to you.

I handed you my camera.

And I pointed.

And I said, take my picture so it matches the... I said to come over here.

did he get in there?

You scared me.

Hold on. I thought somebody took it.

I thought the same way. How did it get from there in there? I didn't move it.

I did not touch.

I know they were going to put them on display together.

When?

I don't know when they were going to do it. I just didn't know somebody did it

already.

Okay.

This is weird.

I have no idea how it got to be there.

I don't know. I don't believe in stuff like that, that art has its own...

life, you know.

You know that, what is it called? Have you ever heard of the Carbonaro effect?

It's the name of a hidden camera magic TV show.

Probably. Like the one you're on right now?

You didn't do this. I did this.

Why did you do this?

Why? I'm a magician.

Are you kidding?

I was freaking out. Oh, you were doing so great. Oh, no, don't be scared. Don't

be scared. Don't be scared. I did it. It was magic.

And you were great.

How is this possible?