All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s01e13 Out of Control

Hey, how you doing today? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

nuts. That's cool.

Oh my God!

Hiding in plain sight.

Michael, nice to meet you. He makes them
fall for the impossible.

The best thing to do is just pick them
up by the tail.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my God!

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Health food store.

It wasn't lit. Can we do that again?

Give me a break. Who didn't light this
candle? Me. All right, fine.

Ready for a little hustle building?

Yes.

What is that?

Oh, this is what I was trying to do.

I'm, like, learning how to make my own
supplements here.

So I've been trying this new thing. You
know golden matcha powder?

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Golden matcha powder together with
creatine.

Oh, God.

Yeah,

a little bit of creatine. A little
creatine doesn't hurt. A little. A

bit, right?

The golden matcha powder supposedly
activates the creatine triplicate.

Whoa. Yeah, so three times the amount.

Makes you stronger.

Makes you stronger.

And we're working that into a paste.

Oh, oh, oh.

He's my pet.

He's a rat.

That is a mouse.

You're giving the rat the maca?

Well, we're trying to see what it does
to muscle building.

Yeah. See him in there?

He's eating?

He'll eat just a little bit of it.

Just a little tiny bit.

See?

He looks for it? Yeah, he looks for it.

He would love to eat that.

He looks to get out. He's trying to get
out.

Go back down in there.

So when he smells that down there, get
back in there, little guy. You got a

hole, right?

A little hole for him to breathe. So
you're trying to make a creatine

combination. Yeah, because after a few
seconds, you can see a little bit of a

change. Really? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, it's working. The golden maca is
the way to go.

Yeah.

Yeah, the other stuff does not do as
quick of a job.

Yeah, golden maca with the creatine.

Wow. That'll really swell fast.

I've never seen anything like that
before.

Oh, you can feel it. It's very strong
now. It's very strong.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah, it works. Oh, my God.

Yeah. It works very quick when it's
dried.

And the tail is still growing. Yeah,
that's big. Wow.

Well, that works. I'm going to try that.
I'm going to make that into a shake.

Yeah.

It's quick.

There's going to be a cat before it's
over.

Yeah.

What are you looking for?

This one.

Oh, that's a certain supplement you want
from the phone there?

Yeah. I don't know if it's over there.

You have it on your phone already?

No, I don't know. It's not online.

Oh, it's not online? Some of them are
online. Let me check.

Are you hooked up with the My Supplement
app?

I just would like to know if you have
this one in store or not.

Oh, okay.

Emergency Institute.

Let me see. It might have been in store,
but I've got... Let's see if I can type

that in. What's it called?

Dandelion. Let's see if that's it here.

You see, I take my supplements through
the app.

Okay. Do you know? Because the front of
the phone has this little hole right

here. If you download them and you pay
for the service, then you can grasp onto

them and just take the supplements
directly.

And that's the best way to just upload
anyone you want.

Does the phone give you a pill? Yeah,
yeah. Yeah, you can get vitamins,

supplements. And I get my supplements
that way, so I'll take this guy.

That way,

once you load in the whole thing, you
can take all your pills that way.

I'll go see if I can get you the oils.

Okay.

Use a piece of gum tree.

Interesting. Okay.

Piece of gum tree goes in the center.

And a little bit of baleen hay straw.

And this is great because it's gluten
-free and there's no sugar in it.

This is kale, locally grown kale.

And just a little bit of dried dung
fungus for flavor.

And then this is goji sand, which is
where goji berries are grown in.

So it acts as an emulsifier.

So it's kind of like nature's brick
oven.

And it just gets rolled up like you
would roll a cannoli.

Of course, you don't eat the banana
paper.

Okay.

Put that and a little bit of wine on it.
You wrap it nice and tightly.

And you need a little bit of heat. You
could use like 100 watts.

So you could use a lamp. I use the heat
lamp because I think it goes a little

bit faster.

Put that on.

And just heat it over.

Just for a few moments, really.

And that's it. It's not a lot of heat,
but the goji sand really absorbs the

quickly.

And it's a healthy alternative,

and I'm not one for health foods, but it
comes out really good.

Well, now, what am I even seeing?

It's a kale cannoli.

Well, this doesn't even look like what
you put in there. Right.

I'm losing my mind. What am I?

Well, the goji sand breaks it down very
quickly.

So the goji works with the gumbark. So
gumbark is not pulpy like a tree. That's

why it's called a gumbark. Is the
gumbark in there?

The outside is the gumbark.

I'm just absolutely.

Yeah. I don't even know what I'm seeing.

Yeah.

Would you like to taste it? Yeah. Sure.
Yeah.

Like, I didn't even... Like, what did I
see you put in there? You put this?

Right, the gum tree? Yeah. Right? And
what did that become?

Well, that's becoming the outside shell.
That's why you have to start with this.

Otherwise, it won't come out in that
cannoli shape.

That's the little trick that gets people
to really feel... Can I just take a

bite right here? Sure.

Yeah, take it. Tell my shot, God.

Yeah.

What do you think?

It's fabulous.

It's good, right?

Where's the kale? The kale is emulsified
with the goji sand into what you're

thinking is cannoli cream.

I am just freaking... Sorry, I don't
mean to be such a novice. What?

No, I'm... Get me a kit.

You want a kit? You got the whole deal?
I got the whole deal. I need it. Yeah,

and it also comes with spinach that you
can also make hot sucking candy.

Coffee's working.

Good morning.

Hey, how are you? Good, how are you
doing?

Can you tell me about your plant?

What do you mean?

Never been here before. Oh, yes.

Well,

yeah, we have lots of plants.

Greens are going to be coming up in two
weeks for fresh vegetables.

Wow. And we do speedlings here as well.

Which speedlings? Speedlings, we'll take
any seeds or anything you want to do,

and we can put it through the speedling
process.

Normally when you're potting something
or putting it in the ground, you know,

takes, depending on the time of year,
you know, it definitely takes a few

before you even see a sprout.

But what makes speedlings different is
that instead of burying them deep, you

actually bury them, you know, two inches
down.

So there's probably a little guy in
there.

This guy here. Uh -huh.

And it's kind of a shallow burial there.
Uh -huh.

About that much.

Uh -huh.

And this activates it. It's just like a
citrusy lemon juice base.

And just because it's shallow, there's
not a lot of light in here, but they go

pretty quick.

And they'll sprout. They'll, like,
instantly sprout.

See that?

That was from what you just planted.
Yeah.

You'll just get a sprout, but that first
sprout makes it a lot easier if you're

putting it around in your yard. You
know, the first sprout is the one

once the sun hits those, they grow a lot
faster.

And then at night, they'll go a little
bit quicker. So if you have, you know,

you get them in darkness here, the
condensation, if it's a night like we

last night, if it's rainy like this,
then you can get them in the darkest. It

makes like a humidity.

Inside there.

That's crap.

Huh. Take a few seconds and probably
we'll, uh... Yeah, they'll go quick.

Oh, this is what, yeah, this is a rapid,
rapid release.

They'll come up quick.

Yeah, there we go.

We could plant the trees and the shrubs
you want, and you have them by the next

afternoon, if you want to pay for the
speed limit. It's a little more

Hey, how you doing?

Doing okay?

I'll say it again.

Oh my gosh.

What an idiot.

You can't tell me. I break these things
all the time.

What is it?

Yeah,

it's like terracotta.

Well, they make them like that because
they're easy to put back together, I

think. I'm going to use the memory glue
stuff on it. You ever see that?

Memory glue? Memory glue, yeah.

Bad.

Yep,

this is good. If I didn't have this
stuff in, I'd be like, I'm in big

It's good stuff. We make this here.

It just hones the pieces together.

But how did you just kind of shake it in
there and it all stuck together? Yeah,

it like finds the... Are you kidding me?
No, that's why the inside's porous like

that. That is so bizarre.

Yeah, I had a little misting.

Thank you very much. You're better at
this than me.

There we go. It just finds it.

That's so bizarre.

Yeah, let me just grab a... I'll find
out the price on that for you.

The two upright rosemaries, one the
Tuscan and the other the blue.

Oh, right, right, right.

Sorry about that.

That's all right. It's awful.

Oh, my gosh.

I can sit here with that all day until
they come in.

What is it?

No, I just have like an allergy to it.

What's that smoke coming off?

Oh, it's a, they pot it in a, what are
they calling it? It's like a volcanic

fire plant.

People are buying those because they're
using them at cookouts and stuff, so you

don't have to ignite stuff with
dangerous chemicals.

You've seen these before, right?

Oh, yeah. They're doing it with a whole
bunch of different plants that they put

the soil, they pot it with a... It's
like a mixture.

Eggshells, sulfur, and volcanic ash.

And then I guess it sucks up through the
leaves, and then the little flowers,

you know, if you pluck them when they're
ripe, and the root...

The juice from the... See that? Oh, my
God. Yeah, so they're like nature's...

Oh, there we go.

Well, you've got to be careful, though.

Yeah, we sell them with the... With
that? Yeah, just in case. If you're

drive home with it. Yeah.

That is a riot.

I have never heard that in my life. That
is crazy. I thought I'd seen it all.

But we're doing that with most plants.

We can repot it for you so that we'll...
Goodbye.

It is a little scary.

It's great, right?

And that's how they became extinct.

Sado, you must have Sado already, right?
It's like a big rage now.

We see it on YouTube.

You've seen Sado?

Yeah. Oh, it's great. I'm in love with
this stuff. You know the one with the

jack on the side of the can?

Oh, it's great. It's so good. Some guy
who worked as a scientist with like

ear stuff found this like, you feel
that?

It's like a regular kind of clay
substance, but like if you go near it,

like a... Do you feel how it vibrates a
little?

So what does it do?

It, like, picks up on sound frequencies.

So if you just put it in, it has a
microphone that goes with it.

Right? You plug it in the side of the
can.

Maybe I didn't see that.

Yeah,

and then you just, like, say something.

And it amplifies it. And it will shape
it into, like, that shape.

Oh, my gosh.

Look at that.

Isn't that weird?

dough yeah it's great right that's
almost scary it is a little scary here

it in there yeah we um the other types
of dough oh yeah that's stuck everywhere

oh my god and we're in the process of
redoing our house oh sure it's like i

can't you can you can shout this stuff
right out of the house you can shout it

right now wait they do does he do like
animal noises Yeah, of course. Do you

like animal noises? Do you want to growl
for it? Do you have a barn animal?

Do you want to do it into the microphone
and see what shape it makes in the say

-do? You're going to growl? A little
louder, please.

Whoa.

Let's see what it looks like.

What is that?

Good God.

How do you do that?

I don't know what that is.

You're telling me that if you make a
specific sound...

It's supposed to vibrate like things
that kids would usually do. Someone

it ahead of time so it has that in it,
in the memory of it.

I'm really progressive and decently
whatever, but that's actually kind of

It is weird, right?

Look at that. You just made that with
your voice. And you killed him.

Wow. Oh, my goodness.

That's the weirdest dadgum thing I've
ever seen. Here, drop it in there.

That's good.

Oh, my God. Get all the pieces. We don't
want any of this stuff lingering

around. It'll jump at you.

They're programmed to, like...
Seriously?

I mean, they said don't separate it. Do
it in pieces or something. That's, like,

some Terminator stuff. I'm sorry. That's
what this is. That's the liquid metal

Terminator. Here, try one.

We'll have you make a... Let's see. What
can we make it do? Make a sound.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Make it do a tongue? I don't know.

Dude, do that. That would be really
cool. Did it make it up?

I did something.

Oh, my God, that is just bizarre.

I've never seen him do that.

All right, yeah, we're going to be
setting up some toys.

Okay. So you can have a seat here. We're
going to set some stuff up right here.

It'll be fun. Okay. Okay.

Crystal, Crystal.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Another fun mystery shipment.

Okay. All right.

That's a good one.

Teddy bears. Yeah, a teddy bear, right?
That's pretty easy and obvious.

Looks like it's ripped up.

Oh, it's just not stuffed.

You've got to stuff them.

Direction?

Yeah, see if you can make sense out of
that.

Okay.

It says Darn Geek.

Huh? It's in a different language.

Oh, yeah?

We get a lot of stuff shipped in from
Switzerland, like really cool new toys.

That's what they're trying to point at,
this. Right.

Yeah, we'll stuff them up good.

Nice and good.

Okay.

Here we go.

Load that stuff.

Stuffing.

Yeah, all right. Get his legs, all
right?

Does it have, like, a warning on here?
What is that? Like, why would there be a

puke warning? Oh, wait, this is English.
Do not, under any circumstances, man...

Manatuboka?

Manatuboka. Now you got to find out what
the other thing is. What other thing?

What is it?

I don't know.

So what does it say to do?

It says this goes in there.

Oh.

Just don't put a caca or whatever.

All right, I'll put it in.

And then what?

Lift him up.

Lift him up?

Well,

don't pull Kotaku, whatever you do.

He's standing up now. That's great.

He looks crazy.

That looks awesome.

Look at it from the back. It's like you
could see the thing glowing.

Yeah.

Wow.

Look at it from the back.

It's like you could see the thing
glowing.

Yeah.

Wow. Wow.

I like this toy. You like this toy?
Yeah.

Oh, snap. Oh, snap.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. That is crazy.
I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to touch you.

Is it mimicking you?

Oh, my gosh.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's like hugging.

Okay.

Wow.

That's insanity.

He's walking with me.

Oh, snap.

Hold on a second. Yeah, come here, come
here, come here. Would you just call

them? Okay, I'll get him. Call the stock
room, call the stock room.

Wait, where's he going?

Stock room.

I'm going to get him. This is Crystal.

What's happening?

The teddy bear, he just went out of
control.

Wow. Like, what is that? Like, you could
feel it get stiff when it goes near

this.

Wow.

Hold on.

How do you stop him, though?

That's what I'm saying. I don't want, I
mean, I'm a little, because the

direction. Hold on, let me see some of
the paper.

This is the thing they were saying.
They're making all these toys in

that they use an electronic heart.

Oh. And.

That's what it is.

It's like the heart of it. Why he
reacted like that?

I don't know. It says the Carbonaro
effect.

Is that something you know?

Carbonaro effect, no. No? I just know
that that's the name of a hidden camera

magic TV show.

Oh. Like the one you're on right now.

I'm on a TV show.

For real.

I'm Michael Carbonaro.

You're on my show, The Carbonaro Effect,
right now. I'm a magician.

And we just made a bear come to life.

He attacked me.

Did we get you?

Yes. You were awesome.