All language subtitles for The Carbonaro Effect s01e11 An Elevated Ferret Alert

Hey, what can I get you? Michael
Carbonaro has an effect on people.

What is that?

Hiding in plain sight. How you guys
doing? He makes them fall for the

impossible.

They remember how to be tied.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

I like to let the room tell me what it
wants to be.

All right. Welcome, Samantha. Your first
day as an interior design assistant.

Is that right?

Yes. Oh, good. Okay.

Yeah, the upstairs of this place is
beautiful.

Downstairs needs a lot of work,
obviously.

They are renovating it. It is huge.

And I'm just going to do my thing. You
know, usually I have an assistant who

just takes notes, you know, as I go
through. And you can learn something

it. I like to just walk through the room
and let the room sort of just speak to

me and tell me what it wants to be.

Okay, so you hang tight right there, and
we'll take a quick little... We've

got... That's good.

Decent -sized closet.

Boy's closet.

I think everybody who buys these homes
now are getting to keep the inventory of

what's up.

All right, so bedroom.

Bedroom, that could be converted to a
guest room.

And bathroom with closet.

That's good, and it's obviously two sets
of stairs that lead to the upstairs,

and to the right and one to the left.

That's good, that's good.

And just take the next page, just draw
like a floor plan, draw a big box, and

then we're just going to put which
different rooms are which.

All right, I'm going to take a quick
peek upstairs, and then I'm going to

you meet me up there in just a bit,
okay?

All right, great. So yeah, just however
you draw it, I mean, if you know how or

not, it'll be fine. Okay, I'll be
upstairs.

Okay. Okay.

Yes. Hey, it's Michael. Hi.

Hey, would you just grab my briefcase
and you can meet me upstairs? There's

actually two more floors.

Yep, will do.

Okay. All right.

Okay, bye.

Bye -bye.

Hey, oh, were you calling me? I was. Oh,
okay, yeah.

How did you get up?

I'm sorry? How did you get up to the
stairs from there? Oh, no, it's here.

Okay. There's two sets of stairs here.
Did you go exit up that way, though?

Did you see me exit up this way? Yeah,
through that... I'm sorry, I must have

just had like an acid trip or something.
What happened? No, because I thought

you went upstairs through that door.

Through this door? Yeah.

Now, wait a minute.

What are you talking about?

I'm pretty sure that's a closet. Yeah,
this would be stairs. That's right.

That makes sense to me. There are stairs
there. Yes, stairs here.

Yes. All right. So stairs.

Well, that makes sense.

I know.

That's what I was saying. It's like you
would think I'm crazy.

All right. These are from the frame shop
downtown?

Yes, that's right.

Yeah, and our job is to make the buyer
happy.

So we set up their stuff.

for them before they come in and they
feel like they're at home.

That clipboard right there, will you
pick that up? It's right here.

Let's see what we got. They gave us a
map of which way they wanted the

Yeah, and it's going to go on this wall
here.

Yeah.

Okay, what's the name of the works here?
Okay, it says Family Pack.

Family Pack. Let's see which one.
They've got three here.

Got this one.

That's probably the...

Family pack.

Which of them? Right here, maybe.

Family pack up here? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay, family pack, you think?

I think so. All right.

And then?

Unlikely friends.

Unlikely friends. You think this one?

Yeah, I think so. I think you are
correct about that.

Yeah, they do. This is a family. They do
look like unlikely friends, huh?

Yeah. Weird paintings, right? Right, but
they're cool, though, to be honest with

you. Yeah.

That's the, um...

The lady who's buying this house, the
couple, they're into, like, pet rescue.

Really? Yeah. The 12th century painters
always hide animals in the paintings.

Yeah, I see that.

Well, yeah, that one, obviously.

That one?

Yeah, isn't that funny? There's a little
history lesson for you.

Okay, so which is the first one, Owen?

Family pack.

Family pack is going to be the first
one. Oh, look, they're labeled on the

How about that? Okay, I'll get these up
there. First one, I'll put that one over

here.

What's the second one called?

Duchess of Cambridge.

All right, I'll take that.

And what's the last one?

Wait a minute.

That changed, didn't it?

What do you mean? What are you talking
about?

It was not faces.

It was people's faces on there.

No, this is what I was telling you
about. This is why they love these

It's hidden.

Hidden in there. That is so cool.

When I was looking at it like this, it
didn't look like it. You didn't see it,

right? Right. No, that's what I'm
saying. But once you see it, you can't

it, right? No more. Exactly.

This is... Before you put that one up,
look at that. No, when you put that one

up, that phone changed.

It's not that it changes. It's just how
you see it.

See? That's unlikely, friends.

Do you see it?

Because this is the one I can't really
see.

That's the hard one, right? It is the
hard one. Here, hold it up for me and

me look.

See it? No, that one's hard to see.

I don't see it.

From far away, do you see it?

I see it. You see it? I see it. What do
you see?

There's a cat here.

Wait, let me hang it on the wall.

Hold on a minute.

Absolutely. I see a cat, like a white
cat.

Oh, and a dog face.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Once your mind flips, it's like you can
see it.

I'm too cold. Yeah, next time you're in
a museum, man, a lot of those early

works are really all secret pets.

We're just going to take a little
inventory, so you can come on over here.

So we've got some 70s furniture, which
is good.

And some sporting equipment.

A couple mirrors.

Oh, are these those European weights?

What are they called? Counterbalance
weights?

I think so.

I don't know how you... Maybe those are
too heavy. There's fives over here. I'm

going to try these.

It's supposed to be something like it
counterbalances with you.

Something like...

You can feel it kind of like, I don't
know, it just kind of feels like a

weight. Yeah.

It's supposed to be like a
counterbalance thing.

You were leaning forward pretty far. Can
you do that in regular life?

I don't know, it just feels like a
regular weight to me.

How is you leaning so far forward,
though?

Hmm?

How are you leaning so far forward?

Leaning so far forward? Yeah.

I don't know, I'm just holding this.

I'm saying you're leaning really far
away, just staying there.

Really? Yeah, you're just really leaning
forward.

Here, wait. Come on around over here to
this side.

Let me see. What would it be if I put it
like this?

Put it in?

It just feels like a regular weight.

How is your leaning so far forward?
That's crazy.

What do you mean?

You see, you're leaning forward.

I feel like I can feel it in my pelvis,
like strength.

Really? Yeah, like strength in my pelvis
area.

Do I look like I'm waiting in a waiting
room?

I am.

I just realized.

How are you?

I'm fine. How are you? Doing good.

Just waiting in a waiting room.

Yeah.

That is clear.

Like a blank.

These are blank, too.

It's blank?

Yeah, I guess these are just... Oh, is
this that thing?

If this is one of those, you know, it's
like an e -book thing?

No, this is not an e -book.

Oh, no, no, no. This is the blank one.

Right? This is the blank cover.

Let me see that one.

And then it's... And then it's... Oh,
yeah.

Shut up, whatever.

That ain't me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh -uh. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. It's like a tablet kind of thing.

it again.

Give me like a, give me one. I want you
to do this without it. Yeah, my dad

taught me that. Do that.

All right. All righty.

Yeah, it goes in. It's so that if you
don't like to use electronic stuff, but

it's like people who still like to hold
a real book.

This is weird.

It's weird, right?

That's pretty cool because it saves
paper.

Okay, but there's no, like, electricity
in here. That's what I'm saying.

What other ones do they have there?

They have the domain design and the
putter one. Do the putter one. Putter

Yeah, like a golf one, yeah.

Like golf. I made him play golf.

Michael Danny is ready for you. Okay.

Here, you play with it.

Thanks. All right. Have fun. Good to
meet you.

Oh, my bag.

Okay, this is not working for me now.
Oh, can you flip it the other way?

Yep. You might have it facing backwards.

It's that line up to find with the
pages.

How are you doing?

I'm fine.

How are you? Doing okay?

This looks pretty good. Have you ever
had black cherry soda?

No.

It's good. Good.

I actually think I have another refill
on that. Do you want some?

I probably should recycle that anyway,
right?

You conscious like that?

No. Oh, you're not? No. Oh, yeah.

I always do.

Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I can
do it. These have, what is it, three?

You can do it three times, right?

No. So do you use the online refill
service?

No. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah. Any can that
has the serial number on the side that

starts with seven, you do the instant
soda refill?

Oh, yeah?

No, it's great. Because once you finish
it... Uh -huh.

Hello?

Ken, 7 -7 -3 -2 -8 -1 -4.

Uh -huh.

Okay.

Here we go.

You got it? It locked it.

Is it resealed? Yeah, it resealed.

Yeah.

Okay. And then you touch it to the
phone.

There you go.

No.

Are you serious? I'm serious.

No. Yes.

It worked, though.

So give me their number. I think I'm
going to try this out. Well, you have to

get your own number. You go to
instancetorefill .com. I have to get my

number? And you get your own number for
when you do. And any soda you buy that

has a serial number that starts with 7,
you can refill it three times. Two

times.

Car just drove past us, everybody. Take
a pee break.

You turn pee break, everybody.

A little more, right?

Oh,

hello.

All right. How are you?

I'm doing good. What kind of wash?

Full service wash.

You got it. We'll do exterior, tires.

Uh, let's see what we can do with the
back of the cab. We got some stuff in

there.

And, um, there's a vacuum in here.

You can hang out of that for me. We just
want to get that stuff out.

Yeah, I just don't want to vacuum around
that stuff.

Yeah,

I just want to get it sucked up in the
vacuum.

Oh, good.

Litter box in there.

And, uh, oh, I see, I see.

Yeah.

Here, I, uh, yeah.

I'll take the car through, and then I'll
go inside to watch the cat, okay?

All right.

Huh?

Oh,

you want him inside the car?

Is this your cat? No. Oh, come on.

No, really.

No.

It's okay. I can... Let me make a phone
call. I don't know who he is.

Oh, this is your cat?

No, this is my cat. Not your cat?

No.

Huh. Well, I can wash it with the kitty
inside.

I just can't put it through the machine
with the cat in the car. I'm going to

get him in there right now, okay, to
give him a wash, and then we'll send

car through, and both the kitty and the
car will be nice and clean.

Hello. How are you doing? Good.

All right. Nice day for a car wash, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, it's too much business going on.
There's been so many people.

We'll get the rugs, but we won't shampoo
the rugs. No, all I want you to do is

wash it with a little vacuum and just
wipe off the inside.

Okay, yeah, that's not going to be a
problem. Okay. Okay, and I'm going to

you actually pay.

And let me... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on
a second. Just let me have the keys. I'm

losing my mind.

I don't have them.

You don't have them?

Did I... What did I do? I don't care
what you did.

No, I didn't. What did I do?

Yeah, you did.

Oh.

I am so sorry.

You don't have an extra set, do you? No,
I don't.

That's fine. We do this all the time.

Okay. Do you know the clapper door code
for this car?

I don't have a clapper door code.

All cars have a clapper door code. I
don't know what it is. You don't?

Well, this is a good day for you. I'm
going to teach it to you. Okay.

Here, will you step to the other side of
the car over here?

Okay. All righty. You've got to look in
the owner's manual. Every car has a

clapper code.

I've got them all memorized.

A little further.

Yeah, right over the hood, we've got to
do it. Right there. Okay.

I'm going to clap, and you echo my clap.

When the keys are inside, it senses
that. So you just echo this clap.

No.

And that'll do it.

Clap three times.

Sorry. Is this a six -cylinder?

Yes. My bad. It's actually... Did I

get that side, too?

I don't know, but that is pretty weird.

Yeah.

Saves my butt every single day.

So, what do you do again?

You want to learn it? Yeah.

Okay, not a problem. It has coding
inside the car. Your car knows when the

get locked in. So what you want to do,
if it ever gets locked in, here we go.

It's P -P -P.

Three. Ta.

One. K -T -T.

So that's three, one, three.

Three, one, three, two, two.

Three, one, three, two, two. Okay.
Three, one, three, two, two, one.

Three, one, three.

Two, two, one. Right. And the ricochet
sound will trigger the door locks.

Okay, crazy. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right.

If I get them locked in again, will you
come out and help me? Yeah, I will.

Okay, now that you know the code.

You want me to do the shampooing of the
carpet?

Mm -hmm. The full deal? Mm -hmm.

Oh, shoot.

What is that?

Oh, no, it's not candy.

What is that? Oh, man.

What do you see? Where do you live?

Decatur. Why, what's that?

It's pellets.

Of?

You haven't heard about this?

No. Ugh, little animal droppings.

What the hell is that?

Yeah, there's been like a, there's been
an infestation around the area.

So do you think something's in there? Is
that what you're thinking? Do you want

me to?

Yeah, I want you to do the whole thing.

Don't you know?

Yeah, yeah, it's dangerous.

Yeah, okay.

Well, do me a favor. We've had this
before.

Yeah.

No, no, no, I'm not kidding, but you
have to help me, though.

Will you help?

All right, I'm going to put this in the
back seat, okay?

All righty.

And just do me a favor, and I'm going to
ask you to honk the horn, okay?

Will you do that? Because it'll scare
them.

There's pheromones on the... Yep.

Did it?

All

right, I'm

going to put this in the back seat,
okay?

Okay. All righty.

And just do me a favor. I'm going to ask
you to honk the horn, okay?

Okay. Will you do that? Because it'll
scare them. There's pheromones on the...

Yep.

Did it?

Yeah.

You had two in here.

Yep.

Yep.

Oh. Oh, there's three. There's actually
three.

Yeah.

They were nestled up.

Yeah, no, that could be really dangerous
to get under your feet while you're

driving.

You didn't feel anything while you were
driving, right? No!

Oh, God.

Yeah.

There was a ferret alert. It's elevated.

But we should probably tell them to
switch it to high.

Do you think we should blow again?

Try honking again? Yeah, I think. Let's
just make sure we got Mom and Daddy out

of here, you know.

How the freak do they get in the car?

Well, you know how they like to nestle
up to stay warm? Yeah. So they can go in

the exhaust pipe.

Yeah, so even if your car is locked,
they can get into the exhaust pipe and

through the bottom.

When ferrets get stuck inside your car,
they call that the Carbonaro effect.

Have you heard of that? No.

It's also the name of a hidden camera
magic TV show.

I don't even know if I want to get back
in my car right now.

Uh -oh.