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Hey, what can I get you? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people.

Hiding in plain sight. How you guys doing? He makes them fall for the

impossible.

They remember how to be tied.

This is the Carbonaro Effect.

Hmm.

Well, thrifty.

Well, how are you doing?

Good? Yeah.

Getting a lot of stuff here, huh? You like to collect stuff?

Sometimes, yeah.

Yeah? I like antiques. You like antiques? I had something that we just

from the 70s.

Are you a hunter at all?

There's too many trigger hats that folks out there don't hunt nowadays.

Let me show you what I have. Hang tight right there. You might be interested in

this.

So, how are you doing, young lady?

Pretty good. How are you?

I'm doing all right for an old man.

I'm doing all right for a young man, too. This, we just got in. Have you ever

seen one of these before?

It's a duck.

Well, it's like a decoy, yeah.

That's what you're saying, yeah.

Yeah. Put it up on there.

Yeah, but it's like a, well, it's one of the most realistic ones. You got the

feet here.

Yeah.

Put the little foot on there.

And when they attach, because it has batteries in it, it looks pretty good.

As long as you put the head on here, and you give them a little shake, I think,

like this, and it's one of the most realistic decoys.

I've never seen anything like that.

Yeah. Is that for real?

Yeah. They don't make them. No, it's a decoy. You're serious? Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

That is crazy.

It is.

How does it feel?

It feels just like, oh, careful. It'll do everything that a real duck does.

programmed to do everything that a real duck would do.

Scratches like a real one. Yeah, it does a waddle, a scratch.

That's amazing.

Yeah. Does it do anything else like that? It'll just keep on a cycle like

for about 10 minutes, and then it will just fall over because the batteries

It takes up a lot of batteries. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah. But once you get the head in place.

And you put your fingers in your head.

You'll bite your finger. Probably. Whenever they feel something on their

he'll move his head to where they feel. See, that looks fake. Did you see that?

That looks fake.

Is it a robot?

Yeah.

It's animatronic. It's animatronic, yeah. It works with clock parts from the

70s. That is valuable.

It's not real.

They don't... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Can you cut it apart?

I have a tool in the back I got to take them apart with. But, yeah.

Well, I'll be.

Yeah, a lot of people would just buy them for toys for kids, but they stopped

making them. They stopped making them? Yeah. Why?

Well, because hunters were using them as decoys, and they would put them out,

and then other hunters were shooting them because they looked so real.

And then there was a choking hazard because people were taking them home and

cooking them.

Cooking them?

Yeah, because they thought it was real.

It's amazing.

It looks good, right?

It acts real. It doesn't look fake at all.

The movement.

What company designed it?

Carbonaro. Carbonaro?

Yeah. Carbonaro. It's American?

Italian, I think. Italian. Okay.

I tell you, I've never seen it. I mean, it's awesome.

Hello. Hi.

Can you take me here? Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Oh, cool, cool. All right.

What is this?

A birdcage? It's what it looks like.

20 bucks, huh?

Yeah,

I think I'll get that. And these.

Yeah,

the tag.

Good.

And can we, uh, do we get to keep the hangers?

No, usually, no, yeah, I've talked to her before. Oh, yeah, and you can always

wear, you can always keep the, um, how do these, uh, you know, this comes

I was told in the... What the...

Yeah, would you get that off hard?

Yeah.

Yeah.

No,

it doesn't look like it possibly can.

That's weird, right?

That's what I was just thinking, yeah.

How does this... Yeah.

Well, here, wait.

In the what?

You know, most times it's got like a little open place in the middle. Yeah,

that's what I was looking for. But these, look at this thing just got.

Yeah, they got.

Is it? No, you know what it is? Look, I just saw this piece here. Does that?

Yeah. How does that?

That's one.

That's how the other one is going to happen. Yeah. But how, there's no,

no.

Uh -uh. Just point it to the side right here. There you go.

How did you do that?

It's going to be the same way with this one. That's why I kept moving, turning

it around.

You get to keep the hangers when you buy clothes here.

I think that's what you really want, these hangers.

Not if they're going to be doing this, right?

If you do hang them on this side of the closet and hang the other one on that

side of the closet. That's a good idea.

I'm not going to take the hanger. I'll take one hanger.

Did you figure out the hanger?

We figured out that one. We haven't figured out this one yet.

Yeah, I don't think I want the shirt. I just want to get the cage, but I don't

want it.

Okay. Can you get that? Yeah.

Okay, wait a minute. Now, how did this happen? I was just reaching down for

that.

Really? You figured it out. I think I'm good.

How are you doing?

We're doing good.

All right.

We want to take advantage of our senior citizen discount today. Senior citizen

discount today, huh?

Exactly. Really?

Be here.

A little security tag on there.

In case you buy clothes and then all of a sudden the person did not take this

off and you take it home, what do you do?

Bring it back.

Okay. Yeah.

You've had that happen before?

Yeah. I'll make sure to get it off for you. Yeah, that's why I always check.

I check and double check.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

there's a security sticker here.

Get that off, too. I know. But I always check for them so that you won't get

stuck. There you go.

So how many do they have on one?

Well, we've had a lot of theft.

Oh, really? Yeah, so this one here.

Oh, my God.

Okay, good. That should be good.

And on the inside.

Oh, my God. Well,

you wouldn't believe it, I mean.

I got one more again.

Do you want it here? I got another one. Oh, yeah. Another sticker.

It's good that you caught it. It's convenient for one pair of tights,

Yeah, but, you know, this way we don't have to have people following other

people in the store.

That's the whole point of it. But I'm just saying, why not just one?

Well, because, you know, people are used to having just one.

Oh, my God. Yeah, just stickers.

Another one.

Yeah. One second here. That should be it. I'm just going to pull it up. No,

one. Oh, my God. All right, man. Yeah.

Yeah, this tag, this is one of the tags that actually has its own tag.

The security tag is tagged this way. If you try and remove the security tag from

the tag, then the alarm will go off right when you're just trying it on.

A little coding.

Yeah, there you go. That's good.

Perfect.

Sorry about that. Would you grab that one? Yeah.

So where was I? Do it one more time again.

No, I think that's it.

You sure?

Yeah. Yeah.

They put them on the in -theme, you know, because people don't.

Eight?

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve with

the stickers. Yeah. That should be it.

Tights is nine tags, nine stickers?

Yeah. All right.

We got them all.

Okay.

I'm going to get you a bag.

So what do you got going on here?

Cool.

Oh.

This is nice.

I wonder if we can put a computer in there.

A computer data here?

I have one now. No, my gift.

Yeah. It's got a couple scratches on it, though.

Oh, it's $20?

You could give it for $17.

For $17?

Yeah. That's nice. I love that. I'll give you, like, $5.

Oh, I can't do that. $5.

No? Oh, I can't do that. Come on.

This isn't even real leather. This is, like, vinyl.

All right, give it $10.

$10? Yeah.

All right. Ten bucks.

Here you go.

I think I got myself a deal.

Thanks, man.

We're giving away coupons today, if you want to play.

You have to be 21 or over, though. I am. Can I check your ID?

Oh, yeah, sure.

Glad that you're questioning.

Yeah.

All right.

Kelly Foster.

This is Elena. Is that where you're from, Elena?

No, I'm from Chicago.

From Chicago?

I'm from Long Island.

Oh. Yeah.

So there's, like, 25 % off, 10 % off. There's a 50 % off, and then there's,

like, liquor prizes. So if you drink, though.

I'll shut them up.

What do you got?

Vintage prize.

Oh, my gosh.

That's the manager's prize.

We just stocked that thing. Are you a wine drinker?

I am. Oh, my gosh.

That's like the best bottle of wine we have.

Yeah.

It's like 500 bucks.

Are you serious?

Congratulations. All right. I'm going to get it. Oh, my gosh.

That is crazy.

That is insane.

That is insane.

Wow.

This is great.

Is it red?

Yeah.

How did you, do you know that?

Kate Foster?

Vineyard? I don't really know the brands or whatever.

My name is Kelly Foster.

That's my point. My name is Kelly Foster.

Your name is Kelly? Yes. Oh, that's so strange.

And it's from Chicago.

Are you, are you, are you like a rep for this company? No, no.

What?

That is so weird. It's like a family vineyard? No, I swear.

Believe me, if I had a family vineyard, I would not be living in Atlanta.

So you're not familiar with fosters of Chicago vineyards?

No.

Well, that's certainly meant to be.

Want to taste something new today? Sure, why not?

All right.

You're offering, I'll take it. It's a Portuguese red.

Okay. And this is good stuff.

It was not permitted in the U .S. for a long time.

Open up a fresh bottle for you. Sure.

No,

they're imports, so it doesn't even have a back label.

Smell that cork. Smells good, right?

Yeah.

I used to work at a Spanish restaurant.

Oh, you've probably seen this before then. You dunk the cork in the wine.

Have you heard about that?

Nah, I'm not buying it, but go ahead.

It's a Portuguese cheese cork.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. Here, look. Here, I'm going to cut a piece.

See that? Oh, all right. And then you eat it?

Yeah. In Portugal, when they weren't able to bottle wines with cork because

the cork shortage.

Yeah, go for it.

That's nuts.

Yeah. I've never heard of cheese corks before.

Yeah. That's crazy. I've been in the wine business for quite some time.

Cheers.

All right, man. All right, man.

I like your stuff.

Sure. Hey, how are you guys doing? Good. How are you? We're giving away a free

bottle of Baton de Lola today.

Oh, okay.

Do you like white wine? Yeah. Yeah, we do, actually. Oh, good. Very much. Yeah.

So what varietal is it?

It's a Chardonnay.

Okay. But what's really cool about it, here, I'll show you. I'll pour a glass.

is that the trouble with white wine, obviously, is it has to be chilled.

No. Yeah.

No, otherwise it's not good.

But you feel the bottle there? You can feel how it is?

It's like a... Yeah, it chills over.

What? Yeah, it'll ice up a little bit. It's supposed to be chilled when you

it, but it keeps... What the heck just happened here?

The process, by the way, they make it is with the grapes that are frozen.

So like iced wine, how they kind of do it after the first broth?

Exactly. And then once...

It hits into the oxygen.

That chill returns.

That's cool.

Yeah. It's hitting the air here and it's just going right to the ice.

Okay. And then it just automatically goes... Well, I guess it'll probably

in time to drink it and it will be like the right temperature.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, here we go.

Do I need to update my headshot?

Okay. Here, you take that. I'll take these.

We'll just figure this out together.

Okay. Are you like an artist? Is that why you're... No.

I could give it a shot. I mean, what are they asking? To price the pieces?

Don't listen to this label. We're going to just do your best to determine the

title of each piece before it moves to the next destination.

The title. I see. Okay, so this is what he said. He said, if you look from far

away, I can't see it.

And they're supposed to be, like, if you block part of the, like, look at the

light source, and he was, like, blocking it. He's like, if you look at part of

it, you're supposed to be able to see, like, he called the woman Dolores or

something like that. Like, if you, I don't know.

So you kind of section off, like, the art. So, like, yeah, like that. Bring

certain pieces that don't normally stand out. And, like, if you see it, you see

it, and if you don't see it, you don't see it. Okay, I see it. You see it? It's

the girl right in the middle. She's naked. She's got, you know, you don't

that. I don't see it. You've got to get back here. You've got to get back here

to look at it. It's weird. I just saw it, like, instantly.

What? Yeah. What are you talking about? You'll see it. The further back, just

try not to focus in on any particular, you know, shading or whatever.

Right.

Yeah. Wow. Can you see?

One. One like this.

Arms like that.

She's kind of tilted. Do it again. Do it again. I can see it. She's kind of

tilted over this way.

And then her head kind of flips to the side.

There's a breath.

There's another breath.

Are you making this up? I don't really see it.

It's like a 3D imaging.

So, okay, this one would have to be left at the pond.

I just see, like, shapes.

Maybe it's my brain. It works out, yeah. I mean, I can see it there or here.

Well, you saw it when I, like, blocked part of it.

Yeah.

Oh, now it's hard to see now that I kind of have trained my, I haven't looked at

it in a second. Now I'm kind of losing the image. That's weird.

Do you not see it?

No, I don't. How is that? Oh, wait a minute.

Her arms are here. Yeah. Is that what you see? Yeah. Oh my God. That's so

I can totally see that. Now I can't see it though. How crazy is that?

That is really creepy.

Yep. That's hard.

You normally alone?

Yeah, I've worked a night shift for the past four nights.

We had, like, stacks and stacks of photos and, like, some old documents

like, some checks and stuff. So this is, like, nice stuff.

Yeah, they deliver a whole bunch of stuff over, photos and, like, original

artwork stuff, and we just run it through this scanner.

It goes really, really slow, apparently. It does, like, silver print photography

or something.

Okay, here, you have gloves on. Will you pull that up?

So this is all you've been doing?

Yeah.

All right, so let's... Abraham Lincoln. This is a... Well, they said when

they're signed, they're, like, worth... That's actually signed by him?

You're talking about maybe $80 ,000 to $100 ,000.

Oh, my God. Yeah.

Which side do you think?

I'm guessing this side.

This side?

Okay. I'll get that.

Yeah. I think so.

It's spreading.

Shut up.

It just

shredded it.

I think so.

It's spreading.

Shut up. Shut up.

It just

shredded it.

Okay, wait.

Okay.

Hold on a second. I'm going to call because that thing went through bad.

Hey, what's going on there?

We're walking through the scanner and one of the pictures kind of like...

Abraham Lincoln.

Signed.

$100 ,000.

What do I do?

Where? A spray? Yes, yes.

Historative.

He said, hold this up. Hold it. Spray it with the stuff.

Just spray it?

Okay.

Yeah, from like 12 inches away.

It's not just like ripped.

Okay.

What light?

Hold on. Same show.

Okay, I have a light.

Hold this.

Hold this, hold this, hold this, hold this.

Close it?

Yeah, close it and put the light on it.

Like an iron.

Okay, no, but the thing was like completely shredded. I'm not talking

being like... It's like shredded.

It's not like we scratched it.

I'll call you back.

It just made it go right back together.

What in the world just happened?

What is this?

How is that even possible?

This says, restores broken photograph using the Carbonaro effect.

Have you heard of the Carbonaro effect? No. Yeah, it's the name of a hidden

camera TV show.

I'm Michael Carbonaro, and you're on the Carbonaro effect right now.

No way.

Yes way.

What?

What is going on right now?

What?

Thank you.

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