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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:03,990 Hey, what can I get you? Michael Carbonaro has an effect on people. 2 00:00:04,450 --> 00:00:05,450 Wait a minute! 3 00:00:07,570 --> 00:00:09,030 Hiding in plain sight. 4 00:00:09,250 --> 00:00:11,670 How you guys doing? He makes them fall for the impossible. 5 00:00:12,690 --> 00:00:14,390 They remember how to be tied. 6 00:00:15,170 --> 00:00:18,610 This is the Carbonaro Effect. 7 00:00:29,010 --> 00:00:30,010 How are we on? 8 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:32,110 Can somebody hear me? 9 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:34,870 Okay, good. 10 00:00:36,630 --> 00:00:37,710 Uh -oh, here comes somebody. 11 00:00:39,910 --> 00:00:40,910 Hey, how's it going? 12 00:00:42,650 --> 00:00:47,750 How's your phone doing? 13 00:00:48,470 --> 00:00:52,050 It could be better. Well, I can give it a free look over for you. 14 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:53,930 Okay. What's your name? Jim. 15 00:00:54,150 --> 00:00:56,530 Hey, Jim. Let me just take it out of the tape. 16 00:00:57,960 --> 00:00:59,460 All right, good. It might start randomly. 17 00:00:59,940 --> 00:01:03,300 Oh, it starts randomly? No, no, no, no, no. You might start randomly getting 18 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:04,560 calls. I get a lot of calls. 19 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,880 Oh, you do? Yeah. Real popular guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:07,260 --> 00:01:09,400 Hey, well, is there anything going wrong with its function? 21 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,400 Does it behave slow at all? 22 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:12,699 It's kind of slow, yeah. 23 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,180 I'm going to give it a look over and see. 24 00:01:15,220 --> 00:01:19,120 Has it been dropped? 25 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,380 Yeah, that glass. 26 00:01:23,340 --> 00:01:24,340 Oh, yeah, yeah. 27 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,560 Something like... 28 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,679 That's bizarre. 29 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,680 Yeah. 30 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:33,880 There we go. Oh, yeah, there's like a... What is that? 31 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,220 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 32 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,700 Oh, my gosh. 33 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:39,020 Oh, my gosh. 34 00:01:39,100 --> 00:01:40,100 Oh, my gosh. 35 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,420 That... Was inside... Well, that explains it. 36 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:51,540 I... That was inside my phone. Yeah. 37 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:57,590 They get in there through the hole. I mean, that is big. A little baby one. 38 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:01,190 Yeah, a little baby one, maybe. I have never seen something so big. We've got 39 00:02:01,190 --> 00:02:03,130 get rid of this thing. I'm going to throw up. Okay, wait, let me... I have 40 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,990 something to put over it. 41 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:10,150 Yeah, you know... It is the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life. 42 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,510 Do you keep this on vibrate? Yeah. 43 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:15,790 They're attracted to the vibration. 44 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:20,810 Really? Yeah, like when it's on a desk and it goes... That'll draw them in. 45 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:24,400 And I've seen little gnats. When we open, there's always like a little gnat 46 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,860 little something. But, I mean, that's huge. 47 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,340 Well, that's clear as day now. 48 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,560 We literally got the bug out. 49 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:38,800 How are you guys doing? 50 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,100 All right. 51 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,160 Do you usually leave your laces untied? 52 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,300 I used it because we're selling these. 53 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,300 Have you seen these, the Astro laces? 54 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,760 Oh, 55 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:50,080 we have them for sale right there. 56 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:54,150 They're like the astral laces, you know, they're woven with the memory thread. 57 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:56,790 Self -tied? 58 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:57,850 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 59 00:02:57,870 --> 00:03:02,510 How? See, it's like, you can't just be walking around, because obviously they 60 00:03:02,510 --> 00:03:06,010 just stay that way. But as long as you stay in motion, like if you're running 61 00:03:06,010 --> 00:03:08,930 something and you're jogging, they remember how to be tied. 62 00:03:09,910 --> 00:03:11,290 Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. 63 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:12,750 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 64 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:18,190 So you don't... It's like, so you don't... It's great, right? 65 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,570 It's great, yeah. 66 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,230 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 67 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:24,950 Yeah. Yeah. 68 00:03:27,590 --> 00:03:28,830 You leave them untied. 69 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,230 Right? 70 00:03:31,490 --> 00:03:35,710 And then as long as I'm moving, they just find their way to tie. 71 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:38,670 Yeah, 72 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:39,870 yeah, yeah. 73 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:44,020 Oh, they feel just like regular laces. Yeah, yeah. No one ever knows. And 74 00:03:44,020 --> 00:03:45,240 they're great, right? That's good. 75 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,840 Yeah, they're free. You can take a pair. We have a promotion. They're free 76 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:48,840 today. They're free? 77 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:49,960 Yeah, take a pair. 78 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:56,840 They're Bluetooth. So you guys build up cell phones, right? Yeah. Okay. You just 79 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,120 go on to your computer. You go to astralaces .com. You type in your phone 80 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,200 number. And you tie your shoes. 81 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,680 And it will register your phone, the Bluetooth of your phone, to your laces 82 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,680 through your number. 83 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:11,140 Yeah. 84 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:16,060 Sure, let me take a look. How's your phone operating? 85 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:18,399 Yeah, I don't know. It's what? 86 00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:21,300 Your phone is stupid? 87 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:25,940 Why? Oh, really? 88 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,200 Yeah. 89 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:33,440 You know what it might be? If it's freezing a lot, is there a little click? 90 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,560 You hear that? 91 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:38,780 The battery is... 92 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,020 moving back and forth and hitting the clasp on both of them. So I can get it 93 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,200 back into position if you want. 94 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,020 Let me show you here. 95 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,040 Pull it up. 96 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:58,020 Then it's just a matter of getting the two to... Because once it fits back in, 97 00:04:58,060 --> 00:05:01,540 it's just a little... Just as soon as you feel it. There it is. 98 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:02,860 Okay. 99 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:04,160 There we go. 100 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:05,480 And then... 101 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:11,380 That should get it. 102 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:12,860 Yeah. 103 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:15,380 Let's see. 104 00:05:18,620 --> 00:05:19,620 Yeah. 105 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,700 Hear anything? 106 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,620 No. Boom. 107 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,020 Guaranteed. Fixed. 108 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,100 You're welcome. 109 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,640 You want to try playing a little contest? A little guessing game? 110 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:43,070 You have to guess the number of batteries inside here. You might win. 111 00:05:43,070 --> 00:05:44,230 batteries there are? Yeah. 112 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:46,770 What's your name? 113 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:48,390 Clint. Clint? Yeah. 114 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:50,530 I'm Michael. Nice to meet you. You too. 115 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:58,830 Guess. I'm guessing. 116 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,010 You get one guess. 117 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:04,270 120. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to say 120. 118 00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:05,830 150. 119 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:07,750 150. Exactly 150? 120 00:06:08,830 --> 00:06:09,830 Yeah. Come on. 121 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,090 Somebody told you. No, I swear to God. Somebody told you. I swear. 122 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,890 Exactly right. I had to count them this morning. That's exactly the answer. How 123 00:06:17,890 --> 00:06:18,589 do you know? 124 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:21,870 Because look, Clint gets his 150. 125 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,910 Well, Clint gets his 120, 150. 126 00:06:26,570 --> 00:06:28,630 That is exactly the right number. 127 00:06:28,990 --> 00:06:29,990 This is weird. 128 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:32,350 Yeah. Clint, that's my name. 129 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:33,750 Yeah, you won. 130 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,080 Nailed it. There's no way Clint was going to walk up in here and get that. 131 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,260 That's what makes it a win. 132 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:46,020 Otherwise, anybody who walks in and it doesn't match, that would be a loss. 133 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:49,140 I don't have my name tag on, but a lot of people know the shirt. They know my 134 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:49,919 name is Clint. 135 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:50,920 Right. 136 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,540 You look like a Clint. 137 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:54,960 Oh, my God. 138 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:56,060 Dude, congrats. 139 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,820 Thank you. Yeah. 140 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:00,500 They're all brand new, fresh batteries, Clint. 141 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,400 So, but why... 142 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:26,470 So what do you think? Can I get you a shot? 143 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:27,790 Oh, no. 144 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:30,190 Too early. Too early for shots? 145 00:07:30,470 --> 00:07:31,470 What's this all about? 146 00:07:32,330 --> 00:07:33,770 Oh, buck shots, yeah. This is new. 147 00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:36,510 That is new, yeah. They just started selling those. 148 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:42,010 Oh, it's like a little... I'll show you. 149 00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:44,350 Can I open? 150 00:07:45,370 --> 00:07:51,510 Yeah. It's just a little portable, foldable way to carry a shot. And you 151 00:07:51,510 --> 00:07:52,910 open it up and use it anytime you want. 152 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,190 Did you just put a shot in the bag? 153 00:07:55,710 --> 00:07:57,490 No, yeah, there's a shot inside. 154 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:04,300 They store them that way. You can keep it in your wallet or... They're all 155 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:09,520 whiskey. This one's like a Dewar whiskey kind of... A whiskey blend. 156 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,160 Whiskey bourbon blend. 157 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:18,140 There's something with like a... I don't know, an air... This is in 158 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:19,440 here? Yes. 159 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:25,300 Well, not that one, but another one, yeah. That's what they are. 160 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:26,980 There's like an air seal. 161 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:29,260 It's like a stuff. 162 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,260 thing down so that it won't break. 163 00:08:34,179 --> 00:08:35,179 Go for it. 164 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:42,220 Don't be scared. You can drink it. 165 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,159 I'm not scared of drinking it. 166 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,080 Good? 167 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:51,320 It's not bad. 168 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,260 And only for a buck. 169 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:55,780 A shot for a buck? 170 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:56,980 Buck shot. 171 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,800 Hey, what can I get you? 172 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,100 Okay, 173 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:08,420 great. Can I see ID? 174 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:13,720 Oh, yeah, you bet. Sorry, I just... Thank you. 175 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,240 Oh, shoot. 176 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:17,980 I'm sorry, buddy. 177 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,240 I have to confiscate it. 178 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:26,380 There was a pickpocket around, and a lot of people got hit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 179 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,560 Yeah. 180 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:31,460 Give me that. What is that? You were hit with a pickpocket. Your identity got 181 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:32,460 compromised. 182 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,140 I'm not allowed by law to give that back to you. 183 00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:37,120 Did the police call you? 184 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,520 No. Nobody called you or sent you an email? 185 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:42,240 Because they brought some by. Were you here last night? 186 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:45,300 There's a pickpocket who's been going around. 187 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:49,060 What was that? And he's been taking people's... And he puts another picture 188 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:49,939 me in it? 189 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:51,900 And he takes it. Yeah, they dropped off some. 190 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:53,879 What's your name? 191 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,180 David. Davis? 192 00:09:56,610 --> 00:09:58,030 Yeah, this whole area. JD? 193 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:04,250 Yeah. They dropped off these last night from people who got hit. They got the 194 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:05,250 guy. What? 195 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,690 Yeah. So this is... That's your real ID, yeah. 196 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:14,750 Yeah, it's just that because people, when they know they get pickpocketed, 197 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,950 they're like, oh, my license is gone, then they immediately call the police. 198 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,630 if the pickpocket takes it and puts something else, you don't even know. 199 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:25,830 Right. How did they know that I would be coming here? 200 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,140 Did you tell somebody you were coming here? 201 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,240 No. Really? 202 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,080 Yeah. Oh, because we'll keep these tonight, and then they're going to go to 203 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,320 another bar tomorrow night. All right. So you're okay? 204 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,600 Yeah. 205 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,680 So what was that you wanted to drink? 206 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,240 Probably need it now, right? 207 00:10:57,610 --> 00:10:58,650 Can I get you another beer? 208 00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,030 Yes, sir. All right, good. 209 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,010 There you go. 210 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:03,530 I'm sorry. 211 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:06,090 Waitress brought this, but I've got to run. I didn't want to waste it. Do you 212 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:12,470 want... I'll get that for you. Some glasses. Oh, I have a glass of beer. 213 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,690 You ever had one before? 214 00:11:14,210 --> 00:11:16,290 No, I'll try it. Oh, yeah. It's brand new. 215 00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:18,510 Brand new. It comes from Milwaukee. 216 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:21,430 And we were the first bar to get a... 217 00:11:21,630 --> 00:11:25,230 Get a case of them. I wanted to see how people would enjoy them. I'll pour the 218 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,710 whole thing out, right? You'll drink all of it? 219 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,310 Unless I hate it. Unless you hate it? Okay. I probably won't. 220 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:31,409 Oh, yeah. 221 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,750 It's a micro -brew. Yeah. 222 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:37,570 You're a beer lover, right? 223 00:11:40,710 --> 00:11:41,990 That's a 12 -ounce bottle. 224 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:46,630 Oh, no, this has a cold compression process in it, so it's easy to really 225 00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:49,850 compress a lot of beer into one. It looks like a pint, though. Yeah. 226 00:11:51,550 --> 00:11:54,930 You can fit a lot more into a bottle than companies actually put because it's 227 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:58,590 carbonated, so you can get a lot more in there. It's condensed air. 228 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:00,890 That's not true of all beers. 229 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:04,970 No, not of all beers, no. Only ones that are amber tone. 230 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:06,810 Now, do you like it? 231 00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,250 Yeah. It's really good. 232 00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:09,450 Can I see the bottle? 233 00:12:09,570 --> 00:12:10,570 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. 234 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:15,670 It's still got beer in it. 235 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,110 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 236 00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:25,270 Yeah, we do a whole party. The thing is, one bottle is $55. 237 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:31,190 Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, that's what it is. I was going to say, what's 238 00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:32,190 price of admission? 239 00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:36,390 Exactly, so you can host a whole party, you know, with just a couple of bottles. 240 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,650 Well, I've got all these beers here. I'm not driving, though. I'm taking the 241 00:12:39,650 --> 00:12:42,210 bus. Yeah, here, and I'll give you that one and take you probably pour a couple 242 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:43,210 more out of that. 243 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,250 All right, you enjoy your night, man. 244 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:47,650 Yeah, thank you. All right, hey, it was nice to meet you. 245 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:08,870 There's a wire. Oh, yeah. 246 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:14,010 Yeah, I know. That's what I was trying to... Are they coming up thinking that 247 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,010 they need to get a signature? 248 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:18,550 Hi. 249 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,210 Derek, 250 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:21,990 Michael. Nice to meet you. How are you? 251 00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,670 What did they give you to do? We're doing a million things. 252 00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:27,410 You know what? I have no idea. Do you want me to take a look? 253 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,230 Oh, yeah, yeah. 254 00:13:33,990 --> 00:13:35,550 Do you mind waiting a second? 255 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:37,759 Yeah, ridiculous. 256 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,200 No, no, stay right there for me. 257 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,820 You've seen this before? 258 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,460 No. Come on. 259 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,980 You've not seen a vacuum trap? 260 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:49,980 No. Oh, yeah. This whole floor has them, and they're becoming a mandatory thing. 261 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,420 You have to have a little vacuum trap. 262 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,760 See? 263 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:56,440 What does it do? 264 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,420 Wait, what is that? What is it? You have seen this before. 265 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:03,980 No, what is it? Come on. I'm serious. How do you not have a vacuum trap? 266 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,880 There you go. 267 00:14:06,090 --> 00:14:07,090 See? 268 00:14:07,510 --> 00:14:08,510 Yeah. 269 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,370 It's been dehydrated down. 270 00:14:11,030 --> 00:14:14,190 Someone picks them up usually on Mondays and they'll empty them out. But if they 271 00:14:14,190 --> 00:14:16,470 don't get empty, they just keep ringing and ringing and ringing like that. 272 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:20,750 And they're supposed to take them and they bring them back out to a field, you 273 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,430 know, and then the... Do you understand that I'm completely lost? 274 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:30,610 Look, they put it into like a little field and when the rain comes by, once 275 00:14:30,610 --> 00:14:33,070 hits it, it'll just... There it goes. 276 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,820 Yeah. And they're supposed to send them. 277 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:37,600 Oh, my God! 278 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960 Yeah. 279 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,300 It's a safe trap, so... What? 280 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:46,200 Oh, my God. 281 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,020 Yeah. I feel like I'm in Twilight Zone. I just can't believe you've never seen 282 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:54,500 this before. I've never. I've lived in Brooklyn, and I've never... See, this is 283 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,560 what I do, because I don't trust, like I said. So I take them, and I just bring 284 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,560 them outside. 285 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,260 You're going to see these everywhere. I wish they would make them look a little 286 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:03,260 prettier. 287 00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:07,780 It's just... This will be, and especially in all the buildings you'll 288 00:15:07,780 --> 00:15:10,540 corner, they'll have like, oops, that's probably not good. 289 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:13,340 Here, wait, I have tissue. Help me out. Help me out. Help me out. Just hold the 290 00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,720 tissue. I'm not going to wait. Get the inside wet. 291 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,320 I don't want it to skip down. 292 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,740 Oh, yep. Ah, shoot, they all went. 293 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:21,680 Can you pick one up? 294 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,040 It's fine. You just take them by the tail. 295 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,800 You know what? You hold the cage. 296 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:25,919 That's going to be good. 297 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:27,500 Just hold the cage. Okay, good. 298 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,820 Don't put it down. Come here. Come over here. 299 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400 Thank you. 300 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,850 All right. I think we got them all. 301 00:15:38,030 --> 00:15:39,470 Do me a favor. 302 00:15:39,870 --> 00:15:40,669 Come here. 303 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:41,790 Derek, just take this. 304 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:46,530 Okay. Go down the elevator. Open the main doors and just open the cage and 305 00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,530 them go. 306 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:49,690 Bye -bye. 307 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:50,790 Okay. 308 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,910 Hey. Hey, how are you? 309 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:57,009 You're a new face. 310 00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,430 Yes, I am. What's your name? 311 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:02,420 I'm Michael Carbonaro. There should be a package in there from PetX. 312 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,640 From PetX? 313 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:04,820 PetX. 314 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,159 There you go. 315 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,160 Could that be it? 316 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:08,220 That's it? 317 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,080 Is that weird? 318 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:13,020 You know PetX, right? 319 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,060 No. Look at that. 320 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,300 Isn't that adorable? 321 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,300 Is that going out? 322 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,280 No, it's coming in. I just ordered her. Look. 323 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,440 Isn't she great? 324 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,060 No! Yes! 325 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,800 Wait a minute. She wasn't just in there. 326 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ordered her online. 327 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,600 Yeah. I didn't know. 328 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't she cute? 329 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:38,440 Oh, my goodness. 330 00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:41,460 When I filled the package, it was still flat. 331 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,180 It didn't feel like nothing was in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 332 00:16:44,620 --> 00:16:45,880 Oh, my goodness. 333 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,900 Let's open the other one. 334 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,460 It's another one? Yeah. I ordered two. 335 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,620 They're not another, uh... They're just those two. 336 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,990 No, it's not. It can't still be in there, is it? 337 00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:00,350 Oh, my gosh. 338 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,109 Let's open the other one. 339 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,530 It's another one? Yeah, I ordered two. 340 00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:13,670 They're not another, uh... It just says two. 341 00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:17,050 No, it's not. It can't still be in there, is it? 342 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,150 Oh, my... Oh. 343 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:23,450 Oh, great. You know what I should do? 344 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:25,890 Oh. Let me take her. 345 00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:27,209 Can I take her? 346 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:30,190 Have a seat for me, because I'm going to have the mailman come right back. So 347 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:31,690 stay right here in case he comes back. 348 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:34,350 Okay. Because there's definitely supposed to be two, and if they both 349 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:37,410 this one, okay, because if it got loose, then we have a problem. 350 00:17:37,710 --> 00:17:39,690 Okay? Okay. All right, Tasha, thank you. 351 00:17:41,510 --> 00:17:42,510 Oh, my goodness. 352 00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:45,690 Oh, Tasha. Yeah. Tasha, I'm so sorry. No. 353 00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:53,170 Listen, Michael was just here, and he picked up his package from FedEx, and it 354 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:54,170 was sitting here. 355 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:57,700 But he pulled a dog out, but the package was flat. Yeah, I've heard of that. 356 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,600 Well, he said it was supposed to be, too. 357 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:03,500 Did Michael say if he emptied the back of your truck? 358 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,760 He did. I thought I heard it go off. 359 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,240 Hold on. 360 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,020 I'm doing everyone's job today. 361 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280 Everyone's job. 362 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,520 It's okay. I'm supposed to know everyone's job. 363 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:18,900 Well, you know, I was here because sometimes I get a little fearful of 364 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:21,280 I'm mindful of them. 365 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,100 Listen. 366 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,850 These are freeze -dried. The traps are freeze -dried, and it's completely 367 00:18:25,850 --> 00:18:27,550 humane. They're dehydrated. 368 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,410 What about this guy? 369 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,310 What is that? 370 00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:33,390 Uh, I don't know. 371 00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,190 I'll... I'm gonna put it in the trash. 372 00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:36,830 Oh, Lord. 373 00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:38,830 No, it's all right. It's all right. Okay. 374 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,270 I'll be right back. 375 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:46,750 Okay. 376 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:48,610 Did you find it? 377 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:50,190 No, Michael. Let me tell you. 378 00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,850 Um... 379 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:57,600 David just pulled out. Oh, he did the vacuum trap? Uh -huh. Oh, okay. 380 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:01,220 That's my job. I was supposed to empty that out. But I was worried about the 381 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:04,040 dog. The dog might be in the trash. 382 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,280 The other dog. 383 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,359 Excuse me? 384 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:09,280 Because he put some fur in that trap. 385 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:10,720 He put fur in the trash? 386 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:12,620 It's right on top. 387 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,020 Where was that? 388 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,320 It was in the vacuum trap. No, it was not. 389 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,620 Yes. No, it wasn't. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Okay. 390 00:19:22,149 --> 00:19:24,170 This can't be. Do you think? Yeah. 391 00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:30,110 Really? Oh my god. No, this could... Oh, please help me. Oh, please help me. 392 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,250 Okay, 393 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:33,330 well what am I... This might be the doll. 394 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:34,630 It might be. 395 00:19:34,850 --> 00:19:38,590 I need like a big... Okay. 396 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:42,470 Okay. 397 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,770 Just put it in there and... Really? 398 00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:47,950 Oh, 399 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,230 it better not be a rat. It better... 400 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:52,980 I don't know. 401 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:54,820 Wait, wait. 402 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,760 Look at it. Look at it for me. Look, look. 403 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:07,280 I thought we lost 404 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,280 her. 405 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,320 Thank you. 406 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:16,500 If you didn't tell me that that was in there, thank you so much. You saved the 407 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,020 puppy. Oh, my goodness. 408 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,900 Oh, my goodness is right. 409 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,750 That was a great idea. Thank you. 410 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,770 This is a one. 411 00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:28,450 She's safe now. 412 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:30,350 Yeah. 413 00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:32,210 You know what the greatest thing about this is? 414 00:20:32,670 --> 00:20:35,470 You're on my new hidden camera show. The Carbonaro effect. 415 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,590 And guess what? 416 00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,750 These are real mites right here by the floor. 29179

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