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The night is ending soon We don't have much time

3 a .m., reading Fortnite.

Do you have the next one?

So addictive, huh? I'm totally caught up, stuck with reading limo fan fiction

until the next one comes out.

Hey, doesn't Declan kind of remind you of Edmund, all brooding and sexy?

Get your mind out of the gutter. I read the Fortnite books for the plot.

Yo, yo, prop master Claire in the house. Hey, Declan, see you at rehearsal.

Ah, let's go to work.

He wants to suck your blood.

Attention to grass.

We're ducking grant police reports as follows.

Shrante's late again.

Claire, can you get up here and read some lines?

I'm a behind -the -scenes person.

Scene six, Alien meets Greg.

Greg, team's waiting.

Who's this freak?

Nobody. Coming, Ted.

Stop.

Blocking her face.

Like this.

Tilt back.

Chin up.

Are you all right? I'm fine.

That'll teach me not to skip breakfast.

Most important meal of the day.

Okay. Take it from the top.

Sorry.

Ah.

Take it from scene six, Alien meets Greg. Okay.

Hey,

so we got our report back.

B -plus.

One upside to you two breaking up. All new with a great study partner.

Uh, how's it going?

So busy.

Um, I just started driver's ed.

I wardrobe for the musical, LARPing, like, 24 -7.

You?

Uh, I've been, uh, you know, I've been pretty busy, too.

Cliff wants us to play a LARP dragon mid -invasion.

He's crazy.

I'll text him back.

Your friends still coming over tomorrow?

Yep, Weston's in charge of the chips.

Ketchup and a pickle.

Chips, great.

Okay, guys, your exam is a take -home. I want you to design an interactive

community web page.

Oh, space cadet, what should I have in?

Nothing. It's personal.

One seat, please.

Fortnite fan fiction?

Wow, Claire, this is pretty steamy.

I was just goofing around, like, what if the girl was the vampire?

This is way better than stuff on fan boards.

You should post it.

Online, are you insane?

Do it anonymously. Besides, it's not like Declan's going to read it.

Fortnite books are a girl thing.

So, what's my pen name?

Miss Degrassi.

How about Madame Degrassi?

You guys ready to hear our latest track?

Oh, you finished the mix?

Yeah. Stayed late last night. Nothing better to do.

Here, listen.

Wow,

that sounds amazing, Seth.

Yeah, and TVM's viral video contest is this weekend. Wait, it's this weekend?

Yeah, if we shoot Saturday, we can still make the deadline.

I got finals.

Yeah, same here.

Sorry.

Never mind.

See you.

Sorry, dude.

Oh, my God.

Claire, did you see the reviews on the Fortnite site?

So many people read it. Everyone gave you four stars and an M for matureness,

purity ring. I wrote another one last night.

Declan's eyes held mine as my heart raced. Why must I be a vampire? You're a

Fortnite freak?

It's my thing, okay? You read Perez, I read vampire fan fiction.

Maybe you should have changed Declan's name, too. I trembled in anticipation,

wanting what I could not have. Who is this Madame Degrassi?

Delicious human blood.

Are you done obsessing, Holly J? Because I've got a rehearsal run. I'm going.

I'm going.

So, have you read the stories?

H .J. read both of them to me last night. Every single word.

Could your name be a coincidence?

Could be.

But whoever Madame de Gracia is, she sure can write.

Got quite the imagination, too.

Don't worry. I can take it in.

Hey, dude.

Still tweaking the mix?

Yeah, kind of.

No.

Don't do it, man. What?

You're totally stalking your ex.

Man, it's not fair.

I'm the dumper, not the dumpy.

She's all happy tweets and driving school and LARPing, and I'm the one who

get over it.

You're not getting back together with her, dude. Not again.

I don't want to.

I just don't get why she's happy and I'm not.

Well, it's because she's doing stuff.

It's all about distractions.

Yeah, you're right.

I'll find something.

Okay,

I'll talk to the guys while I'm making the video.

Really? Yeah, one music video can't ruin four years of high school, right?

Thanks, man.

We'll get started Saturday morning.

Whoa, morning? Yeah. If we're going to make a video, it's got to be good.

There you are, Conrad. Eve, I said 4 .30 sharp.

I think I'm going to pass.

More Fortnite fan fiction?

You've heard Declan. He loves it.

Declan is someone else's boyfriend, and if Holly Jane knew you were Madame de

Grasse, she'd murder you.

This is Sweater.

I couldn't help it. Okay, you are officially obsessed. Time to go out in

daylight and interact with real, live humans. But I want to write. Not right

now, Madame Degrassi. I'm in charge of Gamester Connor's party. You know, spin

the bottle, rock, paper, kisses.

Hmm, sounds great.

All right, let's go. Come on.

Impressive trip, I say.

Well, where do you stand on the Great Pringles vs. Pretzels debate?

Attention, everyone. Time for seven minutes in heaven.

Two names are picked to go on the corner and make out for seven minutes.

Ha ha.

Party just got interesting.

Do we have to make out?

Um, you can be the timer.

So whatever heaven means to you, do it.

First up is... Claire.

The minute's starting now.

So, this is heaven?

Not exactly how I pictured it.

Well, that's pretty.

What's it say?

Pure heart's weight.

An abstinence ring.

Oh.

Are you even allowed to do this?

I'm pretty sure I can kiss.

Claire, we can't.

We mustn't.

It's on for this moment.

Claire!

Claire!

Sorry.

I'm going home.

But Charlie, at what point do you...

That was the best minute and 42 seconds of my life.

Do you want to go for a gelato later?

Not interested.

Tell that to my neck.

You could have called to tell me what's this here. Just ignore him.

Fortnite books. All of them.

You read them already?

No, and I'm not reading anymore.

They're turning me into a pervert.

Sure. Blame the book.

I'm also deleting my fanfic post.

You're making a mockery of my abstinence pledge. Because you wrote some stories

and gave a guy a hickey?

Sexual acts begin in the mind.

Claire, it's normal to think about sex. For you, maybe, but eventually I'm going

to do something I'll regret, like you did with Johnny.

So, Judgey Claire is back, huh?

You say Judgey, I say Principal.

I have to get to rehearsal.

one more I can see all your ankle bracelets.

Uh, how many times are we going to do this?

Didn't you see my storyboard? You still got to climb down the fire escape and

run from the police.

I rated the school costumes, Dad.

Oh, sweet. I always wanted to be a cop.

Hey, I thought you said this was only going to take a couple of hours.

All right, one more time. From the top. Here we go.

Okay.

Particularly, I found this backstage.

Oh, cool.

Hey, thanks for coming in on a Saturday.

Are you all right?

I couldn't sleep at all last night.

Me neither.

Claire, can I get you to tell me something?

Straight up.

Do you think I'm doing a good job?

You're doing an amazing job. Because I've never directed a musical before,

want to nail it. Like, really think my teeth into it, you know?

Well, I'd say mission accomplished.

Thanks, Prodmaster Claire.

Anytime you want to talk.

Cut, cut, cut, cut. Okay, one more time.

That one was good. You looked right at the camera. Focus.

We are focused, Sab, on finals.

Is anybody else starving?

Yes. No, no, no, no, no. We can eat after we're done.

Okay, shot 14, take 17.

Action. I think we should wrap it up for the day, man.

No, we can't stop now. We'll never make it in time for the TVM deadline.

No reason for me to fail physics.

Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. I'm going home. Can you give me a lift, sir? Yes, but I

have to be at the dot in an hour anyway. Dude, uh, can I keep the uniform?

Sorry, bro. It's like you're on your own.

Thanks for meeting me.

You're lucky I could squeeze you in.

It's amazing how fast you moved on.

I mean, sometimes I wonder if I made a mistake.

That's got to be a new record.

Record? What do you mean?

Well, you really had me going, Sav. I thought you actually meant it this time.

I did mean it. And everybody said if...

You act like you don't care, and he'll come crawling back, and here you are.

Whoa, so this whole thing was some kind of game to get me back?

Not a game.

It's more like a strategy.

And a damn good one, if I do say so.

Thanks, Anya. You know, I almost forgot why I broke up with you.

Sam, you need me.

I don't need anyone who can't be honest with me. Then why did you call me here?

I don't know. Because I'm a moron.

No take back.

Time is final.

Fine by me.

I'd rather be alone.

Holly J., I just want someone with imagination. Someone with passion. Oh,

mean like Madame Degrassi. I knew it.

Typical. You're so uptight.

Can I take you up on that talk?

Claire, sometimes I look at your face and it's like you're the only one that

understands.

Hey, sleepyhead.

Ready to show me your props?

Prop table.

Box.

Truth.

Nice work.

Actual moths.

Claire, this is amazing.

Did you just kiss my neck?

Oh. God, are you... Madame de Gracie.

Wow.

Okay.

Um...

You pissed Declan Coyne's neck?

Well, Claire, next thing you know, you'll be doing something you regret.

I am so sorry I said that.

It was a crime of passion.

So, uh, what are you gonna do?

Obviously, I'm gonna quit the musical.

Go for it on the TVM website.

And also, if you're looking for tickets... I can't believe you finished

Yeah, I had fun.

So, you want to hit the break room after school to celebrate?

I can't. I'm making more videos.

Wow, for other bands?

No, cats.

Yeah, one of them's got a Persian cat who can sing Happy Birthday.

Okay. Scene.

Hello, Madame Degrassi. Holly Jade, please don't kill me. I thought about

And then Declan and I talked. Lucky for you.

So I see you took your stories down from the Fortnite website.

Why?

I'm never writing again.

I'm sick.

Trying to make these stupid feelings go away.

And how's that working for you?

Not well.

She'll look pervert.

It's called puberty.

And if writing fan fiction stops you from sucking my boyfriend's neck, then

please continue.

You think I should keep writing?

You're really good.

I can't stop reading your posts.

Are you going to tell everyone at school it's me?

No.

But if you ever try kissing my boyfriend again, I will destroy you.

Clear?

You two all done your lady talk?

I think we have an understanding.

Declan, I'm really sorry.

How about that?

Never happened.

Really?

See you at rehearsal.

Four o 'clock.