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Matchmaker forms people, find your secret sweetheart at Degrassi.

Declan, do you want one? I'll proceed to go to the musical.

Oh yeah, I booked a music atrium after school.

Songwriter showcase.

Yeah, I saw that. I moved it to lunch.

All bookings go through La Presidenza. That would be me.

Punishment for disobeying protocol?

Is Degrassi a dictatorship?

A benevolent one. If you come after school, you're double booked with a

drum band.

Yes?

That's a girl worth fighting for.

Holly J.

Sinclair?

You have health insurance, right?

I can make it. I can make it. I can make it through.

Whatever it takes.

I know I can make it through.

What you got?

Matchmaker form.

Fill in your profile and find your soul.

That's the best I'll ever spend.

So, would I pick a penny up off the floor? Yes, no, or only if no one's...

Tommy.

Yeah?

Me too.

Why are you all filling them out if you're already a couple?

See if we're destined to be together?

Come on, Danny, you're just picking C for everything.

Because I have an actual standardized test. I still can't figure out noun

declensions. Latin AP?

Killing me too.

Who needs a dead language anyway?

I don't know. Everyone is pretty law.

Hey.

Like Tempest.

Later, dudes.

Take $2 for matchmaker results this Friday, a .k .a. date night.

Speaking of, if any of you have little brothers or sisters, the premium

babysitting agency's date night drop -in offers child care for moms and dads

looking for a night out.

Degrassi Gym Friday, $40 a head.

What the heck? The Tessas are giving a private concert this Friday.

I've got two backstage passes.

What do you say?

They just played us and Alan at their last small venue gig before the stadium

tour. Strings were pulled.

Thanks, but I'm busy.

What?

Earth to Planet Declan. I hate the Tessas.

And I'm working Friday so that everyone else can go on a date.

Don't you listen?

Couldn't you get someone to cover?

Please, Declan. You barely know me. I'm not your type.

Is that a challenge?

More of an observation.

Your so -called girlfriends have either been attached, like Jane, or ditzy. Hey,

Trisha's very sweet.

She's a houseplant.

You like low -maintenance.

Say to Honda.

Did you hear how Danny talks to me?

I'm sure he's just stressed about the test.

Do you think I'm losing him?

Uh, why would you say that?

We have nothing in common. We go for coffee and just sit there, mute.

Sounds like he takes you for granted.

Like I'm not even there sometimes.

But I bet he'd miss you if you were gone.

I was just reading in fizzle teen.

Where is it?

Aha! Ten ways to reignite the spark.

Number three, the preemptive strike.

What's that?

It's where you break up with the guy first to show him who's boss.

But then I'll have no boyfriend.

Only till he sees what he's missing.

You really think that'll work?

It's a classic move, trust me.

Preemptive strike, huh?

I'll give it a try. Thanks, Shante.

911 text?

You have to help me. I need the deeds on Holly, Jason, and Claire.

The Dragon Lady of Degrassi?

Why?

Because she says I don't know her.

Whatever that means.

I have her on Facebook, her Twitter ID.

You're digging up info on the internet?

Bit pathetic for you.

She's amazing, Fee.

Look, she's a yellow belt in Taekwondo.

Oh, no.

It never ends well for you.

Remember Sophie?

Give me some credit.

You were a wreck for six months.

I can't listen to any more Coldplay.

Please, V?

I know you girls like to share. What have you heard?

No, I just, I think we're better off as friends.

Hey, how'd it go?

It was hard, but I did it.

Perfect. Now you just wait for him to come crawling back.

Who can tell me the rhyme scheme of a Spencerian love sonnet?

This better work.

I am blowing your minds, folks.

An MI class outside.

Okay, form a line.

Quickly, let's form a line.

Okay, since it is Matchmaker Week, we're going to learn how computers use binary

sets to create unique user profiles.

Okay, step forward if you are male.

And another if you are 17 and older.

And once again if you have a sibling that's younger than you.

Alright, and once again if you watch guitar solo tutorials on YouTube.

We just created a profile for Thab.

Alright, who wants a shot?

Declan. Floor's all yours.

All right, back in line.

Step forward if you're female.

Step forward again if you love mushroom pizza.

Step forward again if you want a public speaking competition.

Step forward if you're afraid of spiders.

Once more, if you know all the words to Mamma Mia.

And that's what we call niche marketing.

Would the lady care to join me?

I can't believe you went to the trouble to find all that out.

Well, I do have government intelligence contacts.

But...

So I don't know much about you.

You know, just your average nomad childhood on four continents.

Woo -hoo.

Sounds amazing.

It has its downside.

You know, moving all the time, malaria pills, not speaking the language.

No wild beach nights in Capri?

Not so much.

But when we lived in Thailand, I did meet the Dalai Lama.

The Dalai Lama?

Seriously? Yeah, I was about eight.

Declan? Trish. We're still on for tonight?

Let me guess. I met the Dalai Lama when I was eight years old.

Uh, yeah, actually.

Next he'll tell you he made lifelong friends with an elephant he rode.

It's a tearjerker.

And here I thought this was a conversation, not a script. Holly J,

I almost fell for it.

Holly J.

It's our anniversary.

Bill, what's the big surprise? No way. I'm not going to tell you.

Hello, Troy.

She of the face that launched a thousand ships.

We're going to start what I call a class discussion.

And I'm expecting some pretty engaging... Oh, yeah.

Maybe it is just finding the right girl.

You mean Holly J.

There's someone for everyone, I guess.

Small problem.

I kind of messed up.

Yeah, she doesn't trust me at all.

Maybe talk to her. Just tell her how you feel.

Girls love that.

Listen,

H .J., about the calf thing.

Honestly, it wasn't what it sounded like.

Yes, I still had plans with Trish, but... Dude, you're still with Trish.

But plans were to break up with her face to face.

Silent treatment?

Seriously?

Why are you being so helpful?

You're not the only one with the notes for gossip.

I thought Leia and Mr. Danny Banzant earlier... And something was up. Mind

own business, Dave.

Oh, come on. You've had a crush on this guy forever.

Shut up. I have not.

Shantae, did I imagine that you bedazzled the initials CVZ on your

grade six?

Oh, my God.

I told Leah to dump Danny.

Totally sly, because I'm impressed.

Why? I'm a terrible person.

Yeah, but you got yourself in there.

Is he going to go out with him? No.

I can't go out with him ever.

They would kill me.

You going to tell him that?

Hey,

what are you up to Friday night, condysipilus?

Condysipilus? Fellow student.

Latin AP test.

The dots serving lava cakes. What do you say we meet up and go over some new

verbs?

Just the study, right?

Of course, yeah.

Chocolate and translation.

See you at 8.

Inside your result form is a sticker with your name on it.

Stick it to your best match.

See? I knew we were a perfect fit.

You didn't sell one out?

Why would I? How about you?

Please let this be anyone's bet.

Number one match, Declan Coyne.

Damn it.

If you need a friend to pick up the pieces afterwards, I will be there.

Hey, you can't help being popular.

I have to let him into the sound booth after lunch.

I'm recording three solo musicians, alienation theme.

Bludgeon, we need to talk.

I'm just here to unlock doors.

Did someone leave a sandwich in there?

Bloody bleep club.

And just let me out.

I thought you weren't talking to me anymore.

I'm still not talking to you and I'm not going to listen to your crap either

way, so you better save us some time and just let me out.

Are you done?

You're right.

I'm a player.

Or have been.

I've never lived anywhere long, and the one time I had an actual girlfriend, I

got my heart smashed.

Got ugly.

I wrote a poem called Melancholy Turtle.

What about what happened in the calf?

You're wrong.

You have to trust me, Holly J.

I don't normally try this hard, and I am terrified right now.

Could you please give me another chance?

I'm here to record for the musical.

Sure, let's do it.

So?

You wanted me to listen.

I listened.

Amah.

Amoth.

Amat.

There you are. You have to help me. This isn't working at all.

He hasn't come crawling back?

Not even close.

He looks happy.

This was your idea, Shantae. I know.

I miss him so much. I didn't know what I had until I dumped him. I'm sorry. I'll

talk to him, okay?

Come by the dock tonight.

We're studying for the Latin AP.

Alone? On a Friday night?

Look, do you want my help or not?

Whatever. You have to fix this.

What's up?

Help a guy out?

Holly G's not like the usual girls I date.

She's a big fish.

I need big ideas.

And keep in mind I have access to a helicopter.

Um, Big Jessie.

Freak girls out. You should just try and find a way to spend time with her.

Like, uh, pick her up from the bus stop.

Or walk her to school.

You taking notes, honey?

Mm -hmm.

Speaking of big gestures, what's the anniversary surprise?

A homemade Sonia scrapbook.

For a one -year anniversary.

Yeah, I'm screwed.

How about two backstage passes to the Tess's private concert?

You don't want these?

I got somewhere to be tonight.

Man, thank you.

Hey.

Ooh.

Aw.

Oh, thanks for being here tonight. No work date better than nothing at all.

I agree.

Ab imo pectore.

What's that? One of my pecs?

From the bottom of my heart.

So, next verb.

As dineo.

What's Cleo doing here?

Here's the thing.

You need to get back together with her.

Well, why? She dumped me.

It was my idea, sort of. I convinced her to break it off with you so you'd

miss her and come back.

Who did that?

The magazine readers.

She didn't really want to dump you, and she's really sorry, and so am I.

three peanut allergies, and one sugar buzz game of Duck, Duck, Goose.

We're on it, boss.

Okay, everyone in a circle.

Ready?

Tyler, go!

Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck,

duck, duck, duck, duck.

Got room for one more duck?

What are you doing here?

I thought you were supposed to be at the Tessa's concert.

I couldn't wait.

For what?

To spend every possible moment with you.

Hoy me, I'm gonna get ya!

I should mind my own business, huh?

Yes, you should.

Are you guys going to be okay?

Uh, no.

What? I'm so sorry.

It's probably better.

Leia and I weren't working out. I just couldn't get it together to end it.

Really?

I feel relieved. Like a huge weight's on my shoulders.

Danny, tonight, was this... Not just a study date.

So what does this old teen magazine have to say about the girlfriend's

crossfade?

It says a guy should wait to date another girl for at least a month.

Make it two weeks and you've got a deal.

Who do you think pirate kid was trying to kiss, the princess girl?

No, I think he was trying to slay her.

But that's what Sammy told me.

The kid who talked in birth.

Your table is ready, Mr. Coyne.

Sources tell me it's the best mushroom slice in all of Toronto.

Pizza Quattrofunghi, as you ordered.

Can I get the lovely lady a brio?

You know what?

This is a good first date.

First date, huh?

Does this mean I'm in?

Who's that?

Nobody.

Now, where were we?

I think you were about to do something spontaneous.

Sounds about right.

Let's talk about love.

Let's laugh about love.