All language subtitles for Cantinflas - Pepe

Pepe, that's me!

Todo para abajo. No me falte ninguno.
¿Dónde está Quilemón? ¿Dónde está

Senor Rodriguez, I knew, of course, that
Don Juan's a great stud horse, but I

had no idea he was so talented.

Muchas gracias, senor. Speaking of
talent, Greer, when are you going to

picture for me? Oh, Eddie, that's a
lovely idea, but you know, today, I'm

Greer Garson, the actress. I'm just Mrs.
Buddy Fogelson, private citizen.

Something tells me we may be competing
for the same horse.

He'll make a wonderful present for my
husband. Well, I hate to disappoint the

colonel, but I've got Don Juan earmarked
for my stable.

Senor Rodriguez.

Does Don Juan have any special
characteristics that I should know

You both have to ask my foreman, Pepe.

He raised him from the court.

Hello, you old coot. What are you doing
so far away from home?

What does an old coot usually do?

I can answer that, but there's a lady
present. Hi, Griff.

Hi, Ted. Good to see you again. Good to
see you.

You know, it's a lucky thing I bumped
into you.

Lucky for whom? I've got a great
proposition I'm going to let you in on

ground floor. Well, don't strain
yourself.

Now, let's not be difficult. This is a
very nice little package. Well, last

we met, you had a nice little package,
too.

Uh, look, this is not only my idea, but
I wrote the whole thing myself. The

title of the writer's fouling me up, you
know. Good for you. Other directors do

it. Why not you?

The whole picture's laid right in
Mexico. All Mexican cast, one American

Mexico's been down. Not my way. Well,
I've tried it your way, and I don't like

it. What's more, I don't like being
buttonholed outside the office.

Right now, I'm interested in only one
thing. That magnificent hunk of horse

flesh I'm buying.

Well, you know, it's too bad you lost
your vision. I know a horse yet.

Hope you're not too sorry when I sell it
somewhere else. Crossed my heart.

Bye, Greg, and my love to Buddy. Bye,
Dave. Thanks, I will.

Thank you.

Come on, Peppa, get out of that ring!

Well,

I tell you something, sir.

My grandfather was a very famous Mexican
matador.

You know that?

And he give me this. You know what is
this?

No, what is that?

It's a brave bull's ear.

What? Brave bull's ear.

Oh, an ear, a bull's ear. Yes.

Always eat, bring good luck.

Always.

Excuse me.

That hocus -pocus of yours better work,
Ponser.

There's a greedy bunch out there just
waiting to get their hot hands on your

boy.

Maybe they buy another horse.

Stop dreaming.

Love a boy they want.

He's got a big reputation.

When you got that, you're in the man.

And when you louse it up, you're
through.

Washed up.

You can believe me because I know.

Well, so long, Pa... Pepe, huh?

Pepe. Good luck, Pepe.

So long, Pancho.

Forgive me, my son. I must ruin your
reputation.

Look, look, sick.

Look, sick. Look, sick.

Pepe, I am Mrs. Ferguson.

I am...

Very much interested in your horse, Don
Juan, Pepe. Yes. And Senor Rodriguez

said that you could tell me all about
him.

Will you? I'm very happy to tell you.
Muchas gracias.

Does he have any little peculiarities?

Peculiarities?

Any unusual habits, you know.

He bites.

Well, only people he doesn't like.

No, those he... He does?

Yes.

Oh, he's such a beauty.

Don Juan?

He looks a bit tired, doesn't he? He
needs another shot of tequila.

Tequila? Yes.

You mean you give this horse stimulants?

No stimulants.

He has much pain. To forget pain, he
needs tequila all day, all night. Pain?

Yes. He just drinks and drinks and
drinks.

Oh, he does? You mean to tell me he's an
alcoholic?

Oh, no, señora.

Don Juan is not alcoholic.

The one is, is just, just a drunk.

Poor creature. Why haven't they put him
out of his misery?

That's what I thought, but who would buy
that horse?

Well, you got a point there.

Muchas gracias, Pepe.

And, uh, this is for your, uh, your
alcoholic friend.

All right, boss, the next quote's on me.

Hasta la vista, baby. Hasta la vista,
señora. Thank you very much.

Oh, Don Juan, my dear son, we are happy.

Mrs. Fogelson, not beef.

Not beef.

Somebody's coming, busy again.

Don Juan, busy. Come on. Come on. Come
on. Come on, Don Juan, my son. Come on.

What's the matter with Don Juan?

Nothing, senor.

He always lay down when he have dizzy
spell.

Dizzy spell?

Yes, sir. Does he get them often?

No, only when he get too near lady
horse.

What?

I don't get it.

A great sire like Don Juan?

Where did he get the big reputation?

Well, you know, sir, the reputation is
very important, sir.

Well, I'm... Glad I saw the great lover
in this boudoir.

My mares are looking forward to
something with a little more zip.

Don't want to have plenty zip.

Oh, yes, I can see that.

Excuse me, sir, but it's time for pill.

Pill? Yes, sir.

What, you mean he's sick, too?

It's nothing. All he do is... Oh,
please.

Please, don't. I'm a hypochondriac.

Do you want a pill? No, no, thanks. I
got my own.

Because it's very good for you, too.
Never mind.

One step ahead of the glue factory, hmm?

I hope he don't die before save.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, he's dead
already.

Thanks for the tip.

I'll pass it along.

No one puts anything over on me.
Certainly not.

Maybe he's wrong.

Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen, the auction will
start in ten minutes.

I'm sorry.

Get my tip bag.

Hurry up. Get my tip bag.

Pronto.

My grandfather, please.

Don't leave me alone.

Thank you, my son. Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid, my son.

Trust your father. Trust your father.

My son. My son, hear me.

Limp. Please, limp.

Like your father. Look, look at me. Look
at me.

Limp. You have to limp.

Limp. Limp like me.

Act sick.

Act sick, my son.

Good. Good, my son.

Be sick. Come on.

Good, my son.

Good. My friends, we now come to the
last animal in the sale.

Our most magnificent stallion, Don Juan.

Ladies and gentlemen, what am I being
for this unusual specimen?

Remember, my friends... Don Juan has
sired so many notable offspring.

Senor Casanova, Romeo Boy, Don Casanova,
Senor Romeo, and many others.

I personally guarantee... Let's be
there, son. He looks sick.

He does?

It was all right ten minutes ago. What
happened?

Ten minutes ago, you know, the sickness
come on very fast.

Yeah, didn't it?

My friend, why do you hesitate?

Speak up. Speak up.

This is the horse you've been waiting
for.

What do I bid?

3 ,301 pesos 77 centavos and two
American

Sobak.

Cash. Pepe.

Is there any higher bid?

Going once?

Twice. 4 ,000.

4 ,000.

Do you think Ted knows that Don Juan's
an alcoholic?

They should be very happy together.

4 ,000 once.

4 ,000 twice.

4 ,000 for the third and last time. So,
to the gentleman on the fence.

All right, Pablo.

I need that horse more than you do.

Pepe? Yes?

You deceived me.

I know.

I did something wrong.

So I... I am punished. I lost
everything.

My son, my master, everything.

Your son?

Yes, Don Juan.

Oh, Don Juan.

raise him from a baby when his mother
break her leg.

I know him through the influenza.

And it's a secret. Don't tell anybody.

But I introduced him to his first
sweetheart.

I do.

And now when he's old, my heart is
broke.

Oh, baby, don't. You're making me cry.

Listen.

How would you like to come to the United
States, to New Mexico, and work at our

ranch, hmm?

We've got lots of wonderful horses,
then.

No, it's no use.

I am one horseman.

You're right. I must go.

Find one, work too hard, and make a lot
of money to buy back my son.

Well, yes, I think you're right, baby.

You do belong together.

A father's place is with his son.

You're right.

Please, can you tell me where I find the
man who put fleece in my lock?

You'll find him in Hollywood.

Hollywood?

Hollywood, USA.

Look, I'll write it down for you. Here.

This is his name.

Thank you. I have to find... Ted Holt.
And that's the studio, see? In

And on this side, that's my address.

In Hollywood, in case you need any help
when you get there.

Thank you.

Baby, let me give you a little good luck
piece. I have a good luck piece. I have

a good luck piece of ear.

Ear? Of a brave wolf.

Oh, yes. Look at that.

Oh, yes.

I'm sure that's most effective.

It is.

Now, I trust you again.

I trust you again.

Forgive me, Grandfather.

Forgive me, please.

Forgive me. Well, who knows?

Well, now, listen, Pepe. Tomorrow, I'll
send the tickets and all the other

papers here to you at the Hacienda, see?
Yes. Mañana.

Mañana. And then you'll be on your way.
On my way.

This is my picture.

Don't looks like me because everyone in
my family looks like my mother. Yes, I

know. But me... Where are you born?

In the hacienda, in the very small bed.
Because I was very small too.

I like your uniform. It's very pretty.

Why are you going to California?

To be with my son.

He works there?

I don't call it work. It's more like a
play.

You want some?

No onions. No,

thanks.

Does he go to school?

The what?

Does he go to school?

Why he had to go to the school?

Maybe he could learn English.

Learn English?

Tell me what is the difference between
English and Spanish.

For example, if you don't speak English
and somebody don't speak Spanish... I

get the question.

This is mother with...

No, she broke a leg and I shoot her.

Broke a leg and you shoot? You shot your
wife?

No.

My son's mother.

I'm not married.

Then your son is illegitimate.

What?

Illegitimate. Illegitimate? No, he's a
stallion.

Stallion? Yeah.

Your son's a horse.

I mean, the horse, he's very strong.

Sure, he should be. You look very, very
unhappy.

You have some trouble in your home? No,
no, my trouble's here.

Why don't you stay here? Let's go to
your home and you don't have any

Can I do something for you?

Yes.

Eat lunch across the border.

And can't you change your mind?

It really is barcode, huh?

Bye.

Who's that character?

His son is a... Well, he's the

father of... You wouldn't understand
that.

I'd like to see Alessandro Holt.

Ted Holt? Yes. He just went in.

He make a picture?

No, he's having a haircut.

He hasn't made a picture here in years.

It's very important to me to see him,
sir.

What about?

He stole my son.

Stole your son?

Yes. Look, you gotta wait over there. Go
on.

Okay.

Stole his son.

Brew for the day, Miss Gabor?

Yes. I'm going home and I'm reading this
wonderful book. It's all about men.

About the interesting men.

Get her a big movie star.

You are a movie star, señorita? Yes, me.

I would be cut dead in this racket.

Ever hear of Susie Murphy?

See my picture up there?

Don't look. You never will.

Hey, you're new here, aren't you?

Yes, I came today.

Welcome to Smogville. What do you think?

Well, I think you need a new shoes.

Can the wise cracks and fix it?

It's a pretty big hole.

So plug it.

Plug it?

Why you don't like to be in movies?

Because I've had this rat race. My
mother was an extra.

Extra? What is extra?

The lowest rung on the movie ladder.

She started as an extra and worked her
way to a stand -in. My old man was a

man and ended up a night watchman.

Some progress.

I come from a long line of failure.

It's not a nice way to talk of parents.

What do you mean? I love my parents.

They gave up everything, starved
themselves to give me lessons. Me.

Oh, boy, they had blind spots as big as
saucers about this business.

But I got my eyes wide open.

Why are you very nice, young girl, like
you talk so tough?

Because I am tough, Buster.

I don't think so, Buster.

What? Just block it.

Okay, okay, what's the bite?

Bite? Terror.

Oh, what do you mean?

How much do I owe you?

How much you have to pay me?

Nothing is free.

Who do you think you're kidding?

You're wrong, lady.

It was pleasure to fix it.

Okay.

That's the way you get your kicks.

I work at Kelly's Alley on Sunset.

Drop over some night and I'll buy you a
belt.

A belt?

Matter of fact, I think you need one.

So long.

So long.

She needs new shoes, but most of all,
she needs a friend.

This is very pretty.

Hey, buddy, what was that crack you made
about Mr. Holt stealing your son?

I know he's been in trouble before, but
kidnapping?

I think maybe you call it horse
-napping.

What kind of napping?

Ah, leaving already, Mr. Crosby? Yeah, I
gotta go down and record some of my old

favorites.

Hope I can still remember them. I have
some messages for you. I'll get them.

Okay. Every time it rains, it rains
pennies from heaven.

Don't you know each cloud contains
pennies from heaven?

You'll find your fortune fallen all over
town.

Who's this character leaning on my buggy
with his breeches hanging down?

Must be an autograph letter, huh?

Let's fall in love. Why shouldn't we
fall in love? Let me have it.

Our hearts were made of it.

Let's take a chance.

Why be afraid of it? This is the first
time I ever signed a tortilla.

There you are. Let's close our eyes and
make our own. What did you put in on my

lunch? We should take home. Why be
afraid of it?

On your lunch? Yes.

Where are you from, son?

My country is out of the border.

Down Mexico way.

How you know? One of my top favorites.

That's where I fell in love while stars
above came out to play.

I see you got another call here from Bob
Hope, huh? If he calls anymore, tell

him I got a bit for him in my next
picture. He's going to play the part of

father. And now when I wander, my
thoughts ever stray

south of the border.

Down Mexico Way Down Mexico Way

Linda, Linda.

Muy linda.

Thanks, pal. Happy tortilla.

Thank you.

Listen, you work here?

Yeah. Can you tell me where I find my
son?

Your son? Yes.

I'm still trying to catch up to mine.

Listen, just eat around the signature,
will you? Yeah. Save the rest for your

son. Okay.

Adios. You sing very good, brother.

I don't want to tell you again. You'll
have to wait across the street.

What is the difference if I wait in
here?

It's okay, General.

Don't be exciting.

You did it. Why did you do that, little
boy?

Because I'm a mischievous little boy.
I'm Dennis the Menace.

I'm a Pepe.

I fooled you, didn't I?

You fooled me, condenado güerito.

Bye. Bye.

Give me that.

Got a little thing?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Can you take this?

Say, what are you, a juvenile
delinquent?

No, I'm a Mexican.

A bad day, Ed.

I was attacked from the rear.

My car's stolen down the street.

Will you help me get it rolling?

Surely, Mr. Colbert.

Blue T -Bird.

What bird?

T -Bird. Blue. Where is it?

Maybe it fly back to nest.

There it is. The blue car in the last
row.

Nest?

Oh, it's a car.

Yeah. A blue one.

It's a nice color. I like very much.

Oh, well, that's very nice and thank
you, but could you hurry because I've

dentist appointment. You know how
dentists are. I'm late.

I know the Dr. Lopez.

He is a very good doctor. He take out my
son's tooth when he bite on a stone in

the head.

A stone in the...

Hey, that's very... Would you please
hurry up and get the car? Yes, yes.

Hey, Harry. Tenga calma. No sea
precipitosa, chula.

Ahorita le traigo su carro, señorita.

Thanks ever so.

He's a nut.

Oh, the pain. There's got to be a better
way of making all this.

I don't know how they stand in one.

Oh, pretty girl, that's me.

You? Are you kidding?

I don't believe you. You are a bad man
who tried to steal the lady's car.

I tell you, this is my car. Please,
please.

Okay, okay.

Well,

I'm not going to look.

Is that flat?

No.

Only the bottom.

Yeah, there it is. The jag.

Jag? The yellow jaguar. Oh, you're
wrong. The jaguar is not yellow.

Huh? The jaguar is a very fierce animal.

I don't mean this kind of jaguar. I mean
this kind. And away we go. That one,

the yellow jaguar.

The jaguar is a car, too? It's a car. My
girl's car.

There. The car you use when you dress
like girl?

No. No, I mean the car that I use when I
dress like a man and I take out the

girl. How does the girl dress?

Well... Oh, what is the diff? Please get
the car. Hurry. Please, sure, sure.

Sir, lady, I mean... I mean... Hurry up.

Will you hurry? Because the dentist
won't wait.

I caught you. Billy needs one more shot.

No, he doesn't.

I can't help it.

I'm on the way to the dentist. I've got
a whole... Help me.

Here is your card.

I mean, lady, I... I don't know what you
are.

I'm sorry, but I had to change my plans.
You'll have to take it back.

There goes my dental appointment.

There goes my teeth.

There goes your car.

There goes my girl's car.

There goes my girl.

Mr.

Horn!

You remember me? How did you find me? A
very nice lady told me.

Oh, boy, am I glad to see you.

I don't think you like to see me at the
double cross.

Oh, that was no double cross. That was a
double double cross.

When you told me Don Juan was no good,
you told me the truth.

Please, you insult my son.

Well, your son is a dud. You show him a
classy filly, he turns his head. He

looks back to Mexico for his father.
He's very lonesome.

Who make love when the heart is
breaking?

With me, it's different.

Well, I don't know about you, senor, but
I know about my son.

All right, let's get these bumpers apart
and we'll test out your theory.

It's the, uh...

Servants' day off. In fact, they've been
off all year.

Fan mail.

From the bill collectors.

There's a jug of martinis in the deep
freeze.

I'm on the wagon myself, but... By the
time it thaws, I'll probably be off.

Muchas gracias, señor, but I don't
drink.

Except on my birthday.

My brother's birthday.

Fiesta days.

Labor, labor day.

And Sundays and a very special occasion.
I don't do too much.

Excuse me, please.

Where is my son?

Oh, he's around here someplace.

Usually sleeps in the billiard room on
the pool table.

You don't have a stable?

No, I never had a horse for a house
guest before.

My son, here's your father.

Here I am!

My son!

Oh, it's wonderful to see you again.

It's wonderful.

What happened?

You lose weight.

He eats better than I do, but he won't
eat.

My son, Mr. Horton, you are a dude.

But that is not true. He is wrong.

You know something, my son?

Your lady friend from Mexico sent their
love.

And I bring for you something.

Surprise for you, my son.

A girl from the tale of Strawberry Rome.

Remember her?

Yes, you remember her. She miss you very
much.

Very much.

You know, when he sees father, he is
okay. He is happy.

And I thought I had seen everything.

Your father get job here, work too hard,
and I buy you from Mr.

Horne. I'm sorry, Pepe, but Don Juan is
not for sale.

I got some big dates for him.

I'm figuring on him supporting me now
that he's back in action.

I should have let you think he's a bum.

But I have harmed my son enough.

Goodbye, Don Juan.

Be good.

Be good and forgive him.

Mr. Hall, if the son is very strong, be
sure he wore this hat.

Pepe, Pepe, you can't leave. He'll lapse
back into his coma.

You mean I stay, work for you, and I
stay here with my son?

Well, I wouldn't insult you by offering
money, but I can give you bed, board,

and all the martinis you don't drink.

Mr. Hall, you are... Very kind man.

Susie!

Susie Murphy!

You're pretty hep.

Come back for that belt?

Two cafe espressos and a chocolate for
pride.

Prize is it's vanilla.

You are a waitress?

Among other things.

Showtime, Susie. Pop it up. Okay, boss.

You are the boss?

Yes, I am the boss.

What about?

I'll eat up here a couple of lives.

Time for the floor show.

The floor show? What is that?

Just one of my odd jobs.

If I don't dance, I don't eat.

Park it there and watch the rumble.

Listen, all you people.

Listen, though it's hard.

I'm going to give you a word of advice.

I ain't going to say it twice because
it's definitely not nice.

Okay? Okay.

But all I got to say is stay.

I'll put your drinks on the table while
I spin you a fable

to illustrate my

point.

I once was a girl with traveling eyes.

Fell out of love with a hundred guys.

Was a guy who swore he'd get her swore
On the very day he met her She was a

she was a groove But she had to be on
the move The more she strained her The

more he tried to hold her

That's how it went all right, all right.
That's how it went all right.

Then came a guy across the street, head
of a gang with a different beat. Then

came a day when he looked over. Man, in
a minute, something drove her. She had

to go. She had to get. But her lover
said, no, not yet. She tried to run.

She saw the knife.

He lost his head. And don't you know she
lost his head.

Thank you.

Hey, where do you think you're going?

You want to kill her, no?

I saved you, didn't I, son?

No, this is our number.

No!

No! No!

No! No!

And that's how it went all wrong, all
wrong, and that's how it went all wrong,

all wrong, and that's how it went.

I'm so sorry. Because of me, you lost
the job.

Forget it. It was a crummy joint anyway.

You forgive me?

Sure, I forgive you.

You know, it was the nicest thing anyone
ever did for me.

When I saw the knife, I thought your
life was in danger.

It is.

What? I may starve to death.

My meals went with that job.

You dance very good, Susie. Maybe you
get the...

a job dancing in a movie.

Listen, Buster, I told you before, the
movie bit is not for me.

Besides, who wants a hoofer?

Now, if I were a belly dancer, that's
something else.

All they dig today are legs and bosoms.

And you don't have?

Sure, I have.

But they want them king size.

It's a big mistake.

In my country, we have a saying, a small
pot gets hot quick.

Why'd you have to mention food?

If you come home with me, I fix for you
to see.

Where do you live?

Beverly Hills.

Beverly Hills?

Yes.

You work there?

No, but my son work.

I keep him company on the pool table so
he can make money for my boss.

Say that again.

My son work... No, don't bother.

I think you better take me to the bus.

What about you empty stomach?

I just lost my appetite.

Listen, it's a fine house.

Mr. Holt lived there alone with no
relatives.

Mr. Holt? Yes.

Is that Ted Holt, the director?

I think he's director.

Maybe I... I could force a little
something down.

Maybe, Buster.

I come surprised I bring you here.

That's very generous of you. I pick my
own girls.

Listen, Susie is a very good dancer, and
I think maybe she can dance in your

picture.

You think or Susie think? I think.

Susie does not want to be in Louser
Rocket.

So this is Susie who doesn't want to be
in pictures.

It's a pretty smart operator to talk her
way into a strange icebox in the middle

of the night.

You're wrong, Mr. Holt.

He talked me into it. Where did you two
unlikely characters stumble across each

other? She's shining pallets at the
studio.

Where? At the studio.

What's wrong with that?

I wouldn't know. I've been shining my
own shoes lately.

Very funny.

You're a real comedian, aren't you?

Mother always said you were a scream on
the set.

Don't tell me I dated your mother.

Oh, don't flatter yourself.

She worked extra on one of your
pictures.

Oh, an extra.

What's wrong with being an extra?

Nothing, if you don't mind sitting
around in your keister all day.

Some people don't have any choice.

Everybody has a choice. The trouble with
most people is they don't take the

right one.

Honey, don't get sore at me just because
your mother had no talent. My mother

never had a chance.

In this business, you make your own
chance.

Luck is only opportunity, so balance.

Who are you trying to kid?

In this racket, it's who you know, and
what do you do for us? Oh, I get it.

Somebody made a pass at you, so now the
whole business stinks.

Well, honey, a guy can make a pass at
you when he comes to your door to sell

a vacuum cleaner.

So what? Shut the door. Don't make a
federal case out of it. When it comes to

passes, brother, you should know. You
can bet. I'm an authority.

Why?

I'll tell you why.

Because I know what Susie's after, and
she knows it.

So you want to be in pictures. Well,
let's take a look at you.

Now, what makes you think the public is
going to plunk down good money to look

at a mess like you?

The public wants glamour, charm, talent.

You look like something fell off the
back end of a motorcycle.

Mr. Hall, why you talk so mean? Because
she's got it coming, that's why.

Taking advantage of a nice little guy
like Pepe, busting in here in the middle

of the night, pretending to despise the
thing that you really like the most.

Well, if there's anything I hate, it's a
hypocrite.

You had your chance and you blew it.

You were on top and you lost it up.

Well, for your information, Mr. Holt,
I'd rather be a beat -up nobody than

than a drunken has -been like you.

Susie, please.

Did you make her cry?

Well, it's a... Good sign. I didn't
think she could do it.

Susie get excited and she say bad thing.

No, Pepe.

Every word she said was true.

Go after her and tell her I'm sorry.

I'll take a look and see what she can
do.

Thanks, boss.

Well, Susie is not concise, but I think
she is very good.

Where you go?

Susie, he give you job.

Why you don't try?

I can't. But why?

Because I'm afraid, afraid.

Don't be afraid, Susie.

Listen to me.

If you look like bomb outside, you feel
like bomb inside.

When the fill is wash, curry it with
ribbon and tail.

She hold head high.

She prance.

It's true.

I know.

In my heart, I can see it.

Your hair is soft and lovely.

You wear a dress floating like a cloud
on your

feet. There are slippers, small, golden,

with no hole to plug.

You... You really see me this way?

Yes, Susie.

In my ear is music.

Soft music.

For you to... to dance.

It's funny, I... I hear it too.

What would she see?

This is KFWB, Color Channel 98, Los
Angeles. And along with Judy, KFWB is

signing off the air and will return
tomorrow morning.

Mr. Holt, I'm so sorry I forgot to turn
off the radio.

Mr. Holt, do you like?

I like.

She might do okay in this business.

Without that chip on her shoulder, she
had just a little touch of magic.

Then you give her job?

I might.

Well, let's go inside. Throw out a brace
of martinis.

It's a little late for martinis.

If you don't mind, I think I'll take a
rain check. Oh, it's never late for

martinis. But it is a little late for
you to be traveling back to Burbank

Alone I'm all right. It's a company I
worry about. Why don't you stay here? We

have plenty of empty bedrooms, don't we,
Pepe?

Nice bedroom.

Right next to Mr. Hall.

Sure, and we'll talk about the job in
the morning.

Thanks. But I can't sleep anywhere but
my own little pad.

Do you mean can't or won't?

Both.

Now, if you have no objection, Mr. Holt,
I think I'll start my trek to Burbank.

Mr. Holt is very nice man.

Is he? He give you job.

He said he might.

He offer you bed, too.

That was more definite.

sex pot, when are you and I going to tie
the knot?

Flattery will get you no place, Mr.
Holt, especially without an appointment.

I got something better than an
appointment, Schultz. I've got a horse.

Oh, a horse. Oh, well, that's different.

You tell your leader that I'm here to
talk about the greatest stud in the

business.

Excuse me, sir. Mr. Ted Holt is here. He
says he wants to talk to you about the

greatest stud in the business.

I already have him.

Not one named Don Juan you haven't.

Have Mr. Holt come in.

Read the script and call you tomorrow,
Eddie.

Hi, Donna.

Ted. Oh, it's so good to see you. Good
to see you, too. I'm watching your

television show. I like it.

How's the family?

Which one? My own or my TV family? Oh,
both.

They're both fine.

Uh, from what I heard and what I see, is
that a new script you're going to

direct for Eddie?

I hope so.

Oh, I hope so, too.

Keep your fingers crossed, will you? I
will. I'll do better than that.

The family and I will say a good luck
prayer for you.

Which family?

Both of them.

Pretty smart deal you pulled in Mexico.

Rodriguez taught me the whole thing with
the frame.

That's right. Lover boy is better than
ever. Well, the way I hear it, part of

the frame came true.

My spies tell me Don Juan is still
getting dizzy spells.

That was before his father arrived.

Father? Pepe. Oh, now you remember Pepe.
Little Mexican handler?

Oh, yes.

Pepe.

He treated me to quite an Academy Award
performance.

Well, since he arrived, Don Juan's
performance is just as brilliant.

All right.

What'll it cost me?

This. I won't put up a dime in anything
you're connected with. Why not?

Now, don't make it tough on yourself,
old. You know damn well why.

Oh, come on. I haven't had anything
stronger than Dr. Pepper in months.

You've climbed down the wagon before.

Oh, come on. You're a big talent in this
business. Actor, producer. You know a

good thing when you see it.

Do yourself a favor. Just read it.

Okay, I'll read it. But if I spark,
someone else will have to direct.

Oh, no.

This is my baby.

Nobody touches this but Daddy -O.

Well, this may come as a shock to you,
Daddy -O, but I like you.

If it was up to me, I'd take a chance on
your talent. But fortunately, my

associates won't permit me to be so
altruistic.

Look, Eddie, I want to...

I mean, I don't think you quite
understand.

Look, I have got to do this.

Hear me? I've got to.

I'm sorry. I'm getting hokey.

Forget it, Holt. I wish you luck.

Thanks. You know, money's pretty tight
these days unless you've got a sure

thing, and you're not.

Well, don't spoil me.

You spoil things for yourself.

If you change your mind, come back.

I won't change my mind. I won't be back.

Care to make a bet?

I got news for you. I gave up gambling,
too.

If you feel like giving up women, better
call your psychiatrist.

Happy little smog maker, you.

Hey, boss.

Here we are.

You like to swim?

Well, if it isn't little Miss Hollywood
hater herself.

You're up bright and early. What's on
your mind?

Job, Mr. Holt. You said we'd talk about
it this morning. Or don't you remember?

Should have stayed overnight.

Oh, should I?

Listen. Don Juan get you what you want,
boss?

Yep. Everything turn out just...

Great.

You talk to that man about Susie?

Well, no, I didn't get around to Susie.
No, I didn't think you would.

I told you he was handing me a snow job.
Now, listen, nobody tells Ted Holt what

to do once he makes up his mind. I'm
putting you on a personal contract.

What's this personal bit?

Nothing.

You're not my type. We'll talk about
your salary later, but here's a little

advance. You look like you could use it.

Thanks.

You know my...

My landlady locked me out of that
closet. She calls a room.

Spend the weekend here.

This is where I came in. Oh, lax red
riding hood. The wolf is going to Las

Vegas. Courtesy of Don Juan.

Oh, thank lover boy for the tow, will
you?

Your son is more than a horse, Pepe.

He's a fairy godfather.

He's given me this.

And a wonderful friend.

Don Juan like you very much, you see.

Don Juan, Don Juan, where are you?

It's time for your siesta.

You like swim?

It's better refreshment.

Now,

what to take siesta?

Momento. Momento. Just a minute.

Sleep, my son. I answered the door.

Sleep.

Momento.

Señor. Mr.

Robinson, I'm glad to see you again.
Well, I'm glad, sir.

What's Don Juan doing on the table?

He take a siesta.

Now, don't you...

Shoot, tell me, don't you start any
tricks like that with me again. No, no,

no. It is true, he is leaving.

What do you mean, on the billiard table?
Why?

Because it's green, like the grass.

Why does he sleep on the grass? Because
the grass is brown.

The water is shut off.

I see.

Figures. We don't have nothing in this
house, except bills.

Even Mr. Haller is not here. Yes,

I know, I know, Pepe. I came here to see
you.

What a specimen.

Mish?

No, no, your son.

I should never have let you talk me out
of it.

That's what I get for listening to words
instead of instinct.

Let me tell you something.

Yeah?

He's a little tired because this morning
he had a big date.

Well, that explains it.

Now,

Pepe, come here. I want to talk to you.

What does Mr. Holt pay you?

Mr. Holt don't pay me nothing.

Yes, I thought as much.

You come with me and I'll double your
salary.

What? No, no, no. I mean the one you got
in Mexico.

I want you to work for me.

Why, senor?

I do bad thing for you. I lie about Don
Juan.

Yes, you did, Pepe.

But I can understand it.

Maybe that is the reason.

Don Juan meant more to you than your
job.

I like that.

My horses could use a little devotion.

Don Juan needs me. Yes, and I need Don
Juan.

But for the present, I'll have to settle
for his father.

Mr. Horton needs me, too.

You mean you won't leave him?

Loyalty is a rare commodity in today's
market.

I hope he appreciates it.

Mr. Hall is a very fine man.

You too, Mr. Hall. Thank you.

He say you give it to him a lot of money
to make a picture.

He did, eh? Yes. Well, don't let him kid
you.

I wouldn't waste a nickel on him.

That's why he went down to Las Vegas,
tried to raise a bankroll from those

boys. They'll laugh in his face.

He lose whatever money he has and come
staggering home with nothing in his

pocket but a hangover.

This what you think?

Not enough.

Pepe, I know this man inside out.

He's a lovable, talented, good -for
-nothing bum.

Mr. Robinson, you don't like Mr. Horton.
No, no, you're wrong.

I just can't stand wasted talent, and
he's the biggest spendthrift I know.

Well, goodbye, Pepe. Adios, Mr.
Robinson. Adios.

So, uh, find us a way.

Whenever he throws you out...

You can always come to me.

I'll appreciate a little loyalty.

Thank you, Mr. Robinson.

Goodbye.

Mr. Hart is a bum?

Gracias, Mr. Saka.

Adios, copencito.

You're not going to believe this, but I
made a nine the hard way. How'd you do

that? Three threes. Oh, you're kidding.

Kidding. Excuse me, sir. Do you see my
boss?

Who? Pancho Villa? What do you mean
Pancho Villa, sonso? I'm looking for my

boss, Mr. Holt.

Ted Holt? Si.

Have you seen Ted? No, no, I haven't.

Haven't seen Ted tonight. He may be in a
little later.

Why don't you sit and watch the show? I
think you'll enjoy it very much.

Gracias.

Hey, I think you got a live one there.

Yeah, I think so. He's got a piggy bank
with him.

life's a swingin' thing.

From dusk to dawn, it's ring -a -ding
-ding -ding.

Right next to Frankie Boy, you'll find
old Dino, a

bass, and a vino.

On Dino, Dino looks good.

Oh, hold it. I'm not going to let that
fly. Let my spleen here a minute there.

them on me boss why you throw out
martinez

peppy how'd you get here bye i bring

to to your good luck boss i think maybe
you need to get away from me that's

stinking here besides too late they
turned me down flat i even blew down one

how much money you need

250 ,000 cash.

Gave a million in credit.

I saw lettuce.

Happen to have it on you?

I have my big bank full to belly button.
It's yours.

With this stinky bull's ear, you win.
Believe me. I couldn't take your money.

What do you mean you can't?

You think my money is not good?

Or do you want to insult me?

Are you kidding?

I love you.

If you were a dame, I'd marry you.

Well, that's very nice from you.

But I prefer to be your partner.

Do you play for me?

Play for me. Okay, partner.

Put it there. That's all right.

We'll take this over to the cashier.

We'll swap it for some good old American
lettuce.

Okay. What happened?

Boss.

Are you all right?

I don't think so.

Oh.

You drink too much.

You can't play tonight.

Anyway.

I do.

I play for you now, partner.

I play for you.

We win and everything is all right.

I trust you.

You. Good luck to me. A little for you.

Too much for me. We win, and everything
is all right.

Partner, I kill it.

Not for you.

Not for you.

I'd like to change this money for
American lettuce.

Hey, Frankie, you've been around.

What's the score on turning 35 pesos
into lettuce?

I don't know much about lettuce, but
I'll give you a rundown on tomatoes.

Let's see, 35 pesos. That's just about
two and a half pesos shy of three

dollars.

Well, here you are, my good man.

As a gesture of international goodwill,
here's the three dollars.

I'm one of the owners here.

You aren't the owner here?

You don't look like owner.

You crave a little action here?

I like to win, but fast.

Well, you'll find a tandem machine over
there that'll pay off eight grand in one

foul swoop. I don't need eight grand.

250. I'd like your moderation.

You put a buck in each machine to see
what happens.

Thank you, sir. I mean, my honor.

Now, here and here.

Thank you. All right.

If I pull handle, the money come out?

Oh, it has happened, yes.

Yes, a second.

Voodoo? No, I do. With my sinkables
here, I do everything.

I do.

Hey, big Jack.

Pancho Villa just hit a doubleheader.

Oh, boy.

That's another eighth of big ones.

Forget it. Just start carting out the
eight grand.

Amigo. You must have made a killing,
huh? How about a little game of cards,

Very simple.

Very simple.

All you do, all you do, lift the cart.

No, it's very simple. No, it's very
simple. I know what you mean. Try.

Try.

Poised.

Poised a little money for the hat. A
little money for the hat. A little money

for the hat. Just a minute. You've got
to draw a card. Left the card.

Left the card.

Just a minute. You didn't win yet. But
you didn't win yet. I win.

Just a second.

Just a second.

Wait a minute.

You sure you never played this game
before?

All right.

Lift the card.

I see a lady.

Just a minute.

What do you pick? Head or tails?

Head or tails?

Head or tails?

Pick what do you want, head or tails?

Oh,

you want heads.

All right.

Oh, you're humiliating.

Would you care for a sandwich?

Can I have one?

Certainly.

Thank you.

A little, uh, thank you.

Uh, would you like a little action?

I like to be a national all the time, my
dear friend.

Good, I'll just keep it in practice.

It's just to be my old racket.

Back in Steubenville, you know the
territory?

It's a bit cool.

I'll forget it. I'll, uh, be a little
blackjack.

What Jack?

No Jack, I hope.

Your parent too?

Yeah, I have a small piece which is fast
getting smaller. I know.

All right, shall I hit you?

Why, my dear friend? I did something
wrong? You don't like me? What happened?

You don't understand.

I'm going to hit you. What do you mean I
don't understand? I understand you. But

you mean I hit you?

Viejo, no. Yo no creo que soy tan sonso
para que no me dejes así nomás. If you

hit me, I hit you, my dear friend.

You're all right. Why didn't I meet you
before?

Hey, Dino. What?

Your friend's number hit.

Oh. Shall I pick it up, or would you
like to ride?

I love to ride, don't you?

No, but I'm glad you do. Let it go.

Hey, you got a blackjack. It's a lie.

It's no lie. I'm a lousy dealer.

Hey, Dino. Yes?

Your friend won again.

Still like the rind? Always.

Let it go.

You know, you've got a lot of gut.

And half of the cotton pick can join.
Let's try a change of scenery, huh?

try.

You know something? You are very nice to
me. What can I do for you? Tell me.

Lose.

Excuse me, would you please?

There we go. The house limit is raised
for my friend here.

Refreshment. Compliments of the fair.
Well, thank you. Lay it on the line now.

Oh, not the sandwich, no.

$500, though.

I beg your pardon.

Chicken.

The very idea.

Here's the square cubes now. See, with
the round numbers. Put them in your

Throw.

What? Just throw. I know what you mean.
Just throw.

Throw.

I do good?

You sure did. You just contributed to
the community chest. Let's get out of

here. Next player.

I'm out of a gun.

I do.

How we doing?

Pancho V is murdering us.

Do you know how much money I win right
now?

250 Gs and six bucks.

I think it's enough.

I'm very tired.

You're not going to quit now.

There goes the last of my peace.

You keep six box, then I take the rest.

I'll get you a check.

Oh, no check. No check, my friend.
Money.

Al contado. You know what I mean, al
contado?

You mean folding.

I mean biting.

You are very nice, man. You help me very
much. I love you.

He loves you. Whose side are you on?

I give you a tip.

You know who that is?

Sure, I know who he is.

is the man who lost the money.

So? I am no good partner, but I'm very
nice man. He love me.

Olé!

250 grand and I slept through it.

Now we go home and tell Susie she have
job for sure.

It's not wonderful?

Yeah, sure.

You know something? You're very good
person, boss. Now cut out that boss.

partners. The milk of humankind has
soured me years ago. I even tried to

Don Juan. The guy wouldn't go for it.
What?

But Don Juan is yours, don't you?

Don Juan is still ours. We're partners.

Remember? I only own half of him.

A half?

We shall.

All aboard, please.

Good morning, Miss Hopper. Good morning.

We are ready. Look, when we get back to
Hollywood... Yes?

Anyone asks you anything, you tell them
you're my producer, okay?

Okay. I am your producer. Right. What is
producer?

Well, a producer is a man that...

Well, you see, in the picture business,
there has to be one man. Yes, yes.

There always is one man in every
picture, see? For example, where the man

I'll tell you. I'll tell you. I got a
better idea.

Just keep your mouth shut. I think
that'll work.

What a name for a marquee. She will be
big success, partner.

Will she?

Yes.

Around a swimming pool in the moonlight.

But carrying a whole picture, I must
have nuts.

What I need is a star.

Like Marilyn, or Shirley, or an Audrey,
or Kim, or a Debbie Reynolds. That's

what I need, a Debbie Reynolds.

Why don't you just get out of here and
leave me alone?

It's okay, boss. It's okay.

I put the Mexican martinis back and...
Leave it alone. Just go on to bed.

always getting in my hair.

The hair of a dog that bites you is a
bad thing, partner.

If you notice, the cork is still in the
bottle.

I got it licked.

But you got a pair of pants that don't
fall down.

I tried to do before, but...

I don't feel comfortable, partner.

Well, anyway, I try.

Big ape, you ought to be ashamed of
yourself.

Taking it out on a nice little guy like
Pepe.

You're yelling because you're scared.
That's your trouble.

Tequila! Gabby!

Tequila! Daddy!

Tequila!

Okay, we go on my signal, right?

All right, fine.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'll give you
a highlight for your vacation.

Please be my guest and see how the
movies are made.

Just move down, take any seat at any
table. When you get there, sit back,

and enjoy the show.

And if you'll do me just one favor,
please be very quiet.

Thank you very much. Muchas gracias.

Good morning, Ted.

I like the dress. It's all right. You
know where you're supposed to be?

Balcony. Let's go. Hello, Paner. Hello,
Pepe.

Good morning, Pepe. Good morning, Susie.

Excuse me. I'm very busy.

I'm producer.

All right. Carlos, get those musicians
in position where they're going. Where

are the rest of them? Hey, Gloria, come
on.

All right, let's get that stand in here.
Get me

the

diamond.

Now you tell them that we're only going
to do this once.

I'm paying them 4 ,000 pesos. I want it
right the first time.

Let me talk to them.

They do it for $5 ,000.

That's $1 ,000 more than I was paying
him. Let me talk to him.

Come over here. Why don't you go and
visit Don Juan?

He have a date with the Dr. Gray.

Already? Yeah.

I don't see nothing, partner. I don't
see nothing either, partner. There's

something wrong with the camera. Baby,
come here. I want to tell you something.

I got a surprise for you. You'll like
it. I know you'll like it. I got a

surprise. You'll like this. Yes. You've
seen the actor's marks, haven't you,

huh? Yeah. All right.

This is the producer's line.

You stay on this side of the line, see?

Don't step over, huh?

You stay on this side of the line and
don't move.

Don't move?

All right, let's go, everybody. Come on,
let's jump a little bit here. We're

running behind a schedule. I only got
one day to shoot this thing. All right,

get that makeup.

Fix that girl's hair, will you, please,
and get those musicians in here. Come

on. Somebody help me out here.

Now, when I wave my arm like this,
that's it.

Then you die.

All right, Carlos, let's get him quiet.
Let's get him back.

Yes, Mr. Ford.

I look like a producer?

You look wonderful, Pepe.

Secondhand.

Maurice Chevalier. Who is he?

Great artist, Pepe. Probably the world's
foremost authority on love.

And all this time I thought you held
that title.

He's European theater, of course.

He doesn't know it, but he is going to
be in my picture.

You mean in our picture?

Yeah, our picture.

My left shoe's on my right foot. My
right shoe's on my left.

Oh, listen to me, Mimi.

Of reason, I be rest.

The buttons of my trousers are buttoned
to my vest.

Oh, listen to me, Mimi.

There's passion in my breast.

Mimi, you funny little good -for
-nothing.

Mimi, am I the guy?

Mimi.

You son of a little honey of a Mimi, I'm
aiming high.

Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy. You
could free me if

you'd see me.

Mimi, you know I'd like to have a little
son of a Mimi by and by.

You could free me if you'd see me, Mimi.

You know I'd like to have a little son
of a Mimi by and by.

When I was a young man Courting the
girl, I played me a

waiting game.

If a maid refused me with tossing curls,
I let the old earth

take a couple of whirls. While I plied
her with tears in place

of pearls.

And as time came around, she came my
way.

As time came around, she came.

But it's a long, long while from May

to December and the days grow short

when you reach September

and the autumn weather.

Turns the leaves to flame.

I haven't got time for the waiting

game.

And the days turn to gold as they grow

few.

A chair with you This

golden day A chair with

you

I'd share with you this vintage yield.

I'd share with you.

Gracias, ladies and gentlemen. It was a
great honor to be here for such a worthy

cause.

In the audience tonight, I see an old
friend from Hollywood who is directing a

picture in your city.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Ted Holt.

This is like shooting Barracuda in a
barrel.

Out of season.

When I ask you for this, bring it to me.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to donate
$2 ,500 to Mr. Chevalier's favorite

Mexican charity if he'll sing that same
song once again.

Oh, you're most generous.

Is it a deal?

Oh, naturally.

And all you wonderful people are invited
to appear with Mr. Chevalier when he

sings that song in my picture tomorrow
afternoon here at 3 o 'clock.

Oh, Gushel.

I knew what that meant. I'd resent it.

It has four legs, a curly tail, and it
lives in a style.

Anything else you want, Mr. Holt?

Not unless you care to dance, Mr.
Chevalier. Not so fast, mister.

Since you've interrupted my act, I think
you should help me to finish it. Oh,

no. Besides, I don't even know your
songs. Oh, that's ridiculous.

You know Mimi? No. Si, you know him.

Si, I know him, but I don't know Mimi.

You know him, but you don't know you.

You do not understand, mon petit gars.
Mimi is the name of a pretty girl, like

Fifi or Gigi. Si, si.

Repeat after me.

Do -re -mi.

Do -re -mi. Good. Now, do -do. Da -do.

Re -re. Ge -ge. No, pas ge -ge.

Vous dites ge -ge. Je vous dis de dire
re -re.

Do -do. Da -do.

Re -re.

Re -re.

Mimi. Mimi. Bravo, you've got it. You
got it. I got it. What I got? Mimi.

Mimi?

Do -do -re -re -mimi.

Do -do -re -re -mimi.

Mimi? Mimi.

Si. You funny little good -for -nothing
Mimi.

Si, si, si.

Am I the guy?

Si, do, do, re, re, Mimi.

Mimi? Mimi.

Si. You sunny little honey of a Mimi.
Oui, oui, oui.

I'm aiming high.

No, no, not you, you.

But Mimi.

Mimi. You got me sad and dreamy. Mimi.
You could free me. Mimi.

If you see me. Mimi. M -O -P -Q -R -S
-T. You know I like to have a

little dough.

Doremi. Doremi.

One more time, please

She made me sick.

Men make me sick.

With no effort, I could hate them all.

You mean you hate Pepe?

You, of course not.

I never even think of you as a man.

What I mean is you're so kind and
considerate like all men should be.

I couldn't hate you, Pepe. I love you.

If Rover Boy comes back, which I doubt,
thank him for a wonderful evening.

Excuse me, Mr. Mimi.

Mimi? I mean, Mr. Chabalier. Can I ask
you something?

Certainly. Sit down, please.

Yes.

What is it?

I know you are a great authority in
love.

I'm a Frenchman. I don't want to bother
you, but that question is very important

to me.

If a woman tells you she loves you, how
do you know it's true?

You don't.

I don't? You don't, but if you're doing
that way, what's the difference?

Well, it's a big difference to me.

You mean you love her, too?

And how.

Ever since I fixed her in shoe.

Tonight, when she kiss me, I...

She's here?

No, she leave.

Not the contortionist.

Oh, no, are you kidding? The one who was
sitting right there.

Don't tell anybody, please.

Oh, she's beautiful.

She's beautiful. Does she know how you
feel about her?

Secret.

I bet.

I see.

I see.

I mean,

there are many different ways of love,
you see. There is the love of a

friend for a friend. For a friend,
you're right. The love of a mother for a

baby. Mother for a baby. Of a daughter
for a father.

Father for his son, right? I am a father
of one horse.

Oh, congratulations.

Now, you know, Pepe, it is not enough.

It's not? When a woman says she loves
you.

No? No.

Women say so many things.

Yes, yes. You must wait.

You must wait until bells ring out.

Until bells ring out? Yes, yes. Until
she says it.

with her arm around your neck, until she
swears with tears in her eyes, until

she swears that she loves you and you
alone, because you are different from

other man.

And when that happens, I can't be sure?

As sure as a man can be about a woman.

Gracias, viejito.

Palabra que...

Thank you very much. I will remember
you. You made me so happy.

And now, and also, Pepe, never put all
your eggs in the same basket.

Even if it's a very pretty basket.

I know. Right?

Right. Not all the eggs.

Right. Au revoir, Pepe. Au revoir,
Monsieur. Au revoir, Monsieur. Thank you

much. I never put even a fist... Pretty
fast.

Arroba, monsieur.

Gracias, viejito.

All right, cut.

Cortalo. Cortalo, por favor. Ya, para
afuera.

¿Qué les pareció, muchachos?

Very good, Carlos. Very good.

Susie is very good, too. Why you don't
tell her?

When I want your opinion, I'll ask for
it.

Let's see.

You don't have to ask for my opinion,
partner.

I give it to you anyway.

Yes, I know it. And I am getting sick of
it.

Now, will you just keep your mouth shut
about everything? Or is that impossible?

Put the last one. Hold on before we
match the last one. Let's move over

You're excuseless, Murphy.

I'll send for you when I want you.

Now, let's use the three... No, put the
four in.

Hippie!

Hippie, wait!

comical little clown, there with the
trousers falling down, skipping hippity

like a busy bee.

I ask you, who has the hardest,
happiest, happiest?

Who has the draughtiest, lappiest,
happiest?

Who's the fella that rings the bell? I
know him well.

Another chance? Right. I'm a producer?
You're a producer.

Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis are down
here for the film festival. Yes. I'd

to get them to do a spot in my picture.
I want you to go to the florist. I want

you to get a box of white violets. White
violets? Right. Janet loves white

violets. Yes? Yes. I want you to take
them to Bungalow 10.

Bungalow 10? Right. You deliver them to
Janet Leigh personally.

Yes. You enclose my car.

I'll drop around after the shooting.
We'll talk about the picture.

You like the brush? No, thanks. I want
my lunch hour.

My son, go for a swim, but don't go too
far out.

Take your hat.

Go swimming, go swimming.

Make a practice, you Australian crawl.

Pepe! Remember white balance, deliver
them personally.

Remember, I remember. Bungalow 10,
personality, Miss Jeanette Lee.

Bueno.

darling. Yes, I can hear you just fine.

But why are you still in Mexico City?

Janet, things took just a little bit
longer than I expected.

There'll be a Senor Sanchez.

Sanchez. Yes, he's the chairman of the
censorship board. He'll be coming by to

have cocktails with us. What for?

Well, our promotion picture, Passion.

Passion?

Passion.

Yes, I think it's going to be the
American entry in a Mexican film

Oh, honey, that's marvelous.

Now, you be a good sport and cement good
relations.

You take care of him until I get there.

Okay.

Will you be here in time for the party?
Janet, the plane's leaving now, and if I

can make it, I'll be there in about an
hour. I'm all dressed, everything's set.

Okay. Goodbye.

Excuse me, sir. You know where is the
bungalow then?

It is on top of the hill. Top of the
hill? Top of the hill. You just follow

jeep. Oh, thank you, sir. I have the
flowers. Yes, follow. Follow the jeep.

Right.

Bungalow 10.

Delivery personality.

It's very good

She's not very neat.

Deliver a person.

I'm not a liberal boy. I think you like
to talk about pictures.

I'm not a liberal boy. Señor.

I'm not a liberal boy.

Señor.

Señor. Señor.

Please forgive me. Excuse me, it's my
fault. No, no, no, it's my fault.

I wasn't expecting you so soon. Yes.

Why don't you wait in the living room
and I'll join you in a few minutes.

you. In the living room? Yes, right over
there. What for?

Well, you can't wait here.

I don't mind.

Well, that's very sweet of you. But
right in the living room and help

to some champagne and a bit of caviar.
Thank you very much. Champagne and

caviar. What is caviar?

The shakes.

Fish eggs?

Where was the pescado? I beg your
pardon? I mean, in my country, when we

the fish, we throw inside away.

No, really?

Yes. Now, what do you know? In my
country, we prefer to keep the caviar

throw the fish away.

In your country? Yes.

Isn't that strange? It is strange, but
it is a different thing.

Well, I'm waiting for you in the living
room. In the living room.

Thank you. The living room is the next
to this room. Right next to that room,

and I'll be there in a minute.

I'll see you later. Yes, excuse me.

Sorry.

Your flowers!

It's delicious.

It's delicious.

I hope I didn't keep you waiting too
long.

Something wrong?

Why you wear so many diamonds?

You don't be afraid somebody steal you?

These aren't diamonds, just bugle beads.

Bugle beads.

Bugle beads.

Beads. Beads. There we are. Yes. Now,
should we have some champagne?

I have some already.

Yes, there you have.

Well, let's have some more. Thank you.

Don't sit there.

It's wet.

Excuse me. It's too late.

Well, we'll try again.

You feel better now, eh? That's very
good.

Good. There we are.

I know the purpose of your visit, senor.
My husband called me from Mexico City.

Oh, he must have a loud voice.

I see you have a sense of humor.

Salud. Oh. Cheers.

Cheers. What is that? Cheers. In my
country, we say cheers.

Yeah, in my country, we say salud. Well.
And when the people is very happy, in a

special occasion, we drink like that.

Cruzadito. Un cruzadito. Oh. Now, salud.

Sure, as necessary.

Mmm.

That's charming.

Drinking is very funny. It makes me
tickle in my nose. In your nose? Yeah.

know, the first time I had it in me,
too, it tickles. It's true, yes. It's

funny. Oh, well, I'm aware that you must
be a very busy man. So, should we talk

about what's on your mind? Feet checks?

No.

Passion.

Passion? You can speak freely with me,
senor. I really want to know how you

about it.

I don't.

You don't?

Oh, I was hoping that you liked it.
Well, I don't against it.

Oh, well, that's good.

Would you please?

Please what?

Light my cigarette. Oh, for sure.

Thank you. It's a really pleasure.

It's a really pleasure.

I don't smoke, but this is good.

I'm glad you like it.

You got it. You got it.

Thank you very much.

Now, does that mean you're going to show
it?

Passion? Yes.

Here?

Oh, right now?

Oh, there's that sense of humor again.

No, I mean the usual way with the
searchlights and a big theater. Lots of

people, you know.

Do you do this in your country?

Of course, don't you?

In front of all those people?

After all, senor, I'm an artist.

Well, after all, I have a son who is
also an artist.

Your son's an actor?

He's a horse.

You're speaking figuratively, of course.

I am?

Just how big is your son?

Well, let me see. He's about twice as
big as me.

Really? Really.

Well, how old is he?

He's four going on five.

Isn't that wonderful?

Good heavens. What do you feed him?

Oats.

Oats.

Oats.

I must remember that when I go home.
Why? You don't need that.

You are big enough.

And very pretty, too.

Thank you.

With nice withers.

Thank you.

And very fancy fat lock.

Aren't you sweet?

You put music, eh?

Yes. You like music? I love music.

Well, good.

Shall we dance?

I'd rather show passion.

Passion. Oh, that's marvelous.

Oh, I can't wait to tell my husband.

He will not mind.

Mind? Are you kidding? He'll be
delighted.

He's delighted, huh? Yes.

Let's celebrate and dance.

Celebrate. You're right. You can come
right up over here. Yes, of course.

Well, I think, yeah, I think maybe it's
better up here.

Don't you? Yeah.

Very well.

Very good.

Very good.

I'm glad you like it.

Oh, the diamond is very cold.

Bugle beads.

Your bugles are cold, too.

I'm very comfortable.

Very comfortable.

Who's asleep?

Senor, who's he?

Chairman of the censorship board.

Janet, this is not Senor Sanchez. Senor
Sanchez is six foot two.

He is?

What's this fellow doing in your...
doing in my arms? I was doing what you

me to do. Doing what?

Talking him into showing passion. Janet,
I tell you, this is not Senor Sanchez.

Well, then who is he? Well, how should I
know?

Well, if you don't know, I don't know.
First time I saw him was in the bathtub.

What bathtub?

Mine. Now, here, will you cut in?

He was in it? No, I was.

Would you stop from scratch, please?

Now, look, he came into my bathroom.
Yes. He took one look at me, ran right

the bedroom.

Oh, no, not again.

Here you go.

Right.

You see him in the bathroom. Took a look
right in the bedroom.

Then what happened?

Well, then I asked him to come in the
living room and wait until I put some

clothes on, of course. The bedroom, the
bathroom, then the living room.

What's he doing here in the first place?
I don't know. He just brought me some

white violets. Oh, then you do know. No,
I don't know him. I never saw him

before in my whole life.

And I must say he paid me some rather
nice compliments.

You never told me I had fancy fetlocks
and pretty withers. Janet, fetlocks and

pretty withers are parts of a horse.

A horse?

A horse.

What do we do with him?

Happy.

Hi, Ted. Hi, Janet. Hi, Tony.

Who's he?

Well, I sent him over with some flowers
for you, Janet. See, I'm down there

making a picture.

Who's the producer? I thought you two do
them.

bit in the pictures who's going to be
the producer i'm going to the producer

that's true partner yeah well i'm not
actually well you see what happened tell

me what really happened i'm very happy
tonight

That's the producer.

Feel better?

I have very bad overhang.

Hangover, and you've really got one. I
feel lousy. Not have lousy enough. And

stop coddling him.

Let him suffer the lush.

Now I've heard everything.

How many hangovers have you had?

I never should have let you talk me into
bringing him down here in the first

place. So now it's my fault.

No, it's mine.

No. They'd turn down anything Mr. Holt
was connected with.

Look, Miss Murphy, I'm trying to make a
picture.

And it's not getting any easier between
your constant needling and this moron's

bungling.

Moron? I am Catholic.

Well, you better say your B's because
I'm flying to Hollywood tonight.

Weekend with one of your girlfriends?

No, I'm going to try and dig up enough
money to finish this picture.

You mean money?

We've run out ahead of schedule.

And while I'm gone, I suggest you stop
fussing around with him like a mother

and work on your part.

You're supposed to be an actress, not
Florence Nightingale.

You could have put a lot more feeling
into that love scene.

Just so happens I know you can do it
better. You've got a very good memory,

Murphy.

Important in a director.

He have many trouble.

I am worse.

Pepe, don't say that. You're the best
thing about him.

Don't make excuses for him, Pepe. He
isn't worth it.

You stand up for him no matter what he
does, and it's wrong.

But I love you for it.

You do?

Of course I do.

How could I help it?

There's only one Pepe.

You're different from any man in the
whole wide world.

You think I'm different?

Yes.

You must wait until bells ring out.

Till she says it with her arm around
your neck.

Until she swears with her.

Tears will rise until she swears that
she loves you and you alone, because you

are different from any other man.

My son, she tell me she love me.

You are about to have mother.

Are you happy?

Sure, partner.

You must go to rest, my son.

No more streaming today. Let's go.

Don Juan, keep out of the zone.

Right.

You got the money, partner?

Yeah, I got the money.

It's wonderful.

That is wonderful news.

Yeah, I'm a great guy.

Listen, partner, I have a secret to tell
you. It's a big secret.

Nobody know but me.

Partner, I got a secret to tell you,
too.

I'm afraid you're not going to like it.

Oh, don't say that.

Everything... I sold Don Juan.

Oh, it's not possible. You mean your
half?

No, the whole works.

Who buys half a horse?

Well, I had to. I couldn't help it.

I had to have the money.

There just was no other way out, Pepe.

Don't just stand there. Say something.

Call me a louse or a heel, but just say
something, will you?

You are not a louse, Mr.

Holt. You are just a businessman.

Yeah. That's all.

When do they take my son away?

Now look, Pepe.

Don Juan is not your son.

He's a horse, that's all. Just a horse.

Just a horse.

Just a horse.

When do they take him?

Well, Mr.

Robinson's gonna pick him up next week.

I am glad it's Mr. Robinson.

He is a very good man. Yeah, he's a
regular prince.

He would be kind to my son.

I mean, with my horse.

His horse.

Excuse me, please. I have to go to tell
the news to the one.

I don't know how.

It will not be easy.

Happy?

Yes.

Tell your son I'm very sorry.

I will miss him very much.

But I will not be lonely.

I have Susie.

Susie? Yes.

Our Susie? Susie Murphy?

Yes. We'll be married together.

Today I go to Mexico City to find a big
church and make a raise. For you and

Susie? Yes. It's true. When you are
gone, she told me how much she loves me.

That is the secret.

Boy, that's some secret.

Well, congratulations.

I knew you'd be happy.

Excuse me, sir. Do you have rings?

We have rings, yes.

Excuse me again. I would like to see
one.

What kind?

Round. Now, look, what I mean is
engagement, friendship, college.

I want a ring which promise marriage.

Engagement.

How much would you like to pay?

I don't like to pay nothing, but I guess
it is not free.

No, not here.

What's your feeling?

What?

I mean, how much can you spend?

Oh, spend?

My big bank is full to Adam's apple.

Now, really, uh... Would you please have
your cashier total the bank and show

the gentleman your engagement rings?

Yes, madam.

Be careful, please.

Muchas gracias, señorita.

It's all right.

What would you like? Gold, silver,
platinum, platinum?

Gold. Yes, gold.

How many carrots?

Carrots I am buying for girls, not
horse.

Show him the tray, please.

They are all pretty.

How about a birthstone?

When's your birthday?

April.

Diamond.

Yes, it would be.

Now, if I were your girl...

I pick this one.

You think it's the best ring?

Definitely. Then I take it.

Susie must have the best.

You being married in church?

What else?

Yes, that's the nicest way.

With the veil and all the trimmings,
hmm?

No veil.

No veil. I don't wish to hide her face.

Because she is the most beautiful girl.

You are very pretty too.

Thank you.

I'm afraid you have to select a less
expensive ring.

You are 2 ,000 pesos short.

It looks so pretty.

Yes.

Oh, I think I misread the tag.

Oh, yes. This is the right price after
all.

It's the right price.

He's got bad eyesight.

You need more carrot, my friend.

Then you keep the money and I take my
pick.

I save for the baby.

And thank you very much. Muchas gracias.
You are very kind. You are so sweet. I

never forget you help Pepe very much.

You're welcome, Pepe.

And you tell your Susie for me. I think
she's getting a wonderful guy.

Thank you very much. I tell her and...
Who you are?

My name's Kim Novak.

I try to remember Miss Kim Novak.

Goodbye, Miss Kim Novak.

There it is.

That's it.

Nothing to worry about.

Picture's great, and so is the girl.
Just like I said.

Just like who said?

Okay, so I was wrong.

This'll clean up for us.

You're back in stride again, Daddy -o.
Better than ever.

And you called it right.

Yes, Susie is a star.

You would have been a fool to let me
take her out of the picture. I must have

been crazy to even suggest it. Suggest
it? Well, you had my tail in a ringer.

Well, sure, what you said. What?

Get rid of that girl and that one dime,
see?

And that's the way you said it. Now,
wait a minute, wait a minute. You too?

How else do you think you got Don Juan?

Don Juan?

Is that why you sold him?

Because of me?

What are you doing up there?

All this time, I've been fighting you.

Making trouble, acting like a witch.

Well, he usually gets sweet on his
leading ladies, but it never lasted the

reel.

I knew he was hot.

Why didn't you listen to Mr. Robinson?

Why didn't you kick me out?

I'll tell you why.

Because I believed in you.

I believed in myself.

Then you're not hooked.

You're just in it to show him.

Sure he is.

Hooked, reeled in, and on the griddle.
You know something?

You talk too much.

But he's telling you the truth.

Then why don't you?

Miss Murphy, when a man has said I love
you as many times as Holden didn't mean

it, it's pretty hard to say it when he
does.

Especially in front of an audience.

I think I feel like a cigar.

Te gusta?

Mr. Robinson.

Pepe. Mr. Robinson.

I know you come for Don Juan.

Yes, among other things.

I saw the picture.

I'm quite excited about it. How you like
Susie? Susie was wonderful.

It's good news to me.

I have a secret to tell you. Yes?

Susie and I to be married.

I buy a ring.

You and Susie? Yes, Mr. Robinson.

You can see.

Well, that's very nice.

It's the best.

Susie told you she'd marry you? Not yet,
but she tell she love me.

She did, eh?

Yes.

Well, look, Pepe.

There are many different kinds of love.

You're right.

You're right, Mr. Robinson.

Mr. Chevalier, tell me the same thing.
Well, he should know. Sure.

Now, you see, a person can love many
people.

Yes. Now, you love Susie, you love Don
Juan, you love your mother.

Mr. Hall, too.

That's right.

But it takes a very special kind of love
to make a marriage. That is the kind I

have for Susie.

Well, I don't think that Susie has that
kind of love for you.

You don't? No, Pepe.

Susie feels that kind of love for Mr.
Holt.

And he for her.

Oh, oh, it's not possible.

Are you kidding?

No. Always they fight.

Sometimes you only fight with those you
love best. What do you mean?

Well, I'll let you in on a secret.

My wife and I, we fight all the time.

You mean your wife and you?

That's right, and I with her.

And you love her?

Yes, very much.

You would not fool me?

No, Pepe, I wouldn't fool you.

I make a big mistake.

I ask San Anthony, please.

Por favor, bring Mr. Holt and Susie
together.

He answer me too soon.

And too good.

And too good.

Oh, Pepe, the Bible says the Lord knows
best.

And I'm sure that your friend St.
Anthony is a good friend of the Lord.

After all, they are happy.

I'm happy, too.

Please, Mr. Robinson, give this ring to
Susie and say it's

a wedding gift from Pepe.

I'll tell her.

Thank you.

Pepe.

Come back to the States with me.

Stay with your son.

He's no longer my son.

It's yours.

I stay here, in my own country, where I
belong.

Adios, Mr. Robinson.

Adios.

Please, when Don Juan to be old, ready
for

pasture.

Don't send him alone.

Let him take a strawberry wrong with
him.

He don't like to be alone.

I know him very well.

Thank you, Mr. Robinson.

Well, uh, can't we ditch the love stuff
and talk business?

We've got to find Pepe first, something
we have to tell him. That won't be

necessary.

He already knows, I told him.

You? Where is he? He just left me.

He asked me to give you this.

Wedding present.

Oh, Pepe.

Oh, Pepe. What have I done to you?

What have we both done to him?

How'd he take it?

He's got plenty of character.

That's all he's got.

What do you mean, that's all?

Pepe owns a half interest of his half in
my picture.

What do you mean, your picture?

Ted. What do you mean? Ted, we've got to
get Don Juan back.

You're so right.

Now, you listen to me. This is my turn.

It is still my picture.

Now, you listen to me.

Don Juan happens to be my son now.

Nobody tells me what to do with my son.

What I do with them when I do it and if
I do it is strictly my own business.

Hello.

The story have a happy ending.

Mr. Robinson get picture.

Susie get Mr.

Holt. And I get my son.

He made me grandfather.

Don Juan Jr.

Drink chestnut.

The strawberry wrong.

Oh.

Don Juan. Don Juan.

It's no secret. It's no secret. You have
to tell me.

Don Juan.

Talk to me. Yes.

Ah, now I know.

It's all right.

Well, if you explain it, that is
different.

Go on, my son.