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Okay ...
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Does this outfit say I'm a professional businesswoman,
but with a good working knowledge
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of the contemporary music scene ?
I suppose is gonna love it !
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A music festival ? On these hallowed grounds ?
Honestly ! I'd be turning in my grave,
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if I were in my grave. Which, technically, I
suppose I am. It's all very confusing.
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I think it's exciting.
Yeah, the chance to see all the big pop acts.
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I think music might have change a bit
since your days, Pat.
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Yeah, I suppose so.
The last time I saw the album charts,
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it was all U2, Elton John and Abba ...
where are they now ?
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They're here !
Okay. Now remember, this meeting is for ...
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People, not ghosts.
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That's right. Let's get them.
Yeah.
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Hi. Tesla Slidewell Promotions.
We spoke on the phone.
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Alison.
Yeah, one of our headline acts
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is quite keen to see the place, so I
thought no time like the present.
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Hi.
Oh, my God !
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Sorry about ... I'm Alison.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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So I'm a huge fan ! You're my absolute favourite !
What ???
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Thank you ! Nice to meet you.
And I'm ... I'm ... Mike ... Mike.
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Do come in.
Or not ... whatever ...
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Hot dogs.
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Oh, my goodness, it's Kylie. it's actual Kylie Minogue.
The poet ?
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No, the pop star. She's huge.
She's really not.
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She's as beautiful as her verses.
Yeah, she's rather ... fabulous.
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I find myself strangely drawn to her energy.
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That's uh ...
What are you thinking ?
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It looked pretty good, I mean I think we
just need to spend a bit more time
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looking at the space and ...
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What's wrong with her voice ?
Pot kettle black !!!
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I believe she's Australian.
What that means ?
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She's from Australia.
What that means ?
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That we should probably
hide the silverware.
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I'm sorry, who is she ?
Come on, Pat.
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Surely you've watched Neighbors.
That was your era.
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Hang on ! You're telling me that she
was on TV while I was still alive ?
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Huh ! Playing what ? A fetus ?!??
Yeah, Kylie wouldn't look like that now.
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It's an imposter. Yeah, this whole festival
it's a sort of scam, they're con artists.
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We'd really like to see the grounds.
Oh, great, yeah, great idea.
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I think we should go this way.
Is there a bathroom I could use ?
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Oh, God !
Just ... just point the way, and I'll ...
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I'll catch you up.
Uh, it's just ... just through there, right and then left.
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Everyone, shut up !
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... right now ...
You ... you can see us !
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Yes ! And I can hear you ... sadly !
But ... how ?
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You know the roller skating montage in
"Spinning Round" video ?
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Is that a sentence ?
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I had a fall, banged my head,
and now I can see ghosts !
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I know that sounds hard to believe ...
No ... not at all ...
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Well, good ! Now that's out in the open,
let's clear a few things up !
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Caveman, Australia is a large island nation
in the southern hemisphere.
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Huh ... what's that mean ?
About which, your attitude
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is tired and outdated.
Well, I'm 168.
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Army man.
Yes, please.
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I see ...
I'm very much here for your people.
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The forces, yeah.
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Bushranger, when did you ... ?
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84.
Ah. Right, the "Neighbors" started in '85.
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Oh, is there anything I didn't miss ?
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Whilst I'm very flattered by the attention, I ...
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I can't marry you, I love Alison.
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Right, well that one sorted itself out.
Anything else ?
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Oh, she suckered you all in, hasn't she, eh ?
What ? No.
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Well, as the former owner of four Kylie
calendars, I'm telling you
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this is nothing more than a scheming
lookie-likey.
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I am Kylie Minogue !
Oh, yeah ? Prove it !
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... and he's got a whole bunch
of portaloos just there ...
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So, whilst I might not be an international
superstar, ... yet ..., you should
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still prefer me to Kylie Minogue for the
following 34 reasons. Number one ...
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Mike, um, I've just found one of those things
with me.
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So I'm just gonna pop it back in the
house with the other things.
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Number two ...
Yes ... and I wanted to say this for a while ...
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Yeah ... I don't ... I don't really get it why ...
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Can you, please, just ... just say it !
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You're Kylie Minogue.
Thank you !
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Yeah, like that's really Jason Donovan !
You gotta be kidding me !
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Kitty ...
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You must be the most bloody minded group of
people I've ever ...
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Just checking the Acoustics ...
I just practically ...
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You see them too ?
You see them too ?
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Yes !
Yes !
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This is amazing ! I never met anyone
who can see them !
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Me neither ! I can't believe Kylie Minogue
can see ghosts !
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That is not Kylie Minogue !
What ???
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Um, to be honest I don't know how big
an acre is !
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Oh, thank God, me neither. I'll
just gonna grab some pics of the house.
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Yeah, sure.
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Excellent !
Yes, very nice.
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Okay, it's Kylie
Yeah, thank you !
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Kylie can see ghosts !
Seriously ???
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Yeah.
Is it everyone but me ???
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That's not the original version.
We like to mix it up.
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Oh, no, not again. I'm so tired watching her
talk to dead people I can't see are here !
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Yes ! Literally mid-center !
We need to hang out !
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So, shall I book it ?
No. Let's go with that castle
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we saw Friday.
Didn't that place have the ghost
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of an ax wealding executioner ?
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Yeah, but at least there was only
one of them !
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Bye-bye !
Don't be a stranger !
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