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Quit it.

Dude, you were anxious from the boys outside.

Where's Tristan? I can't find him anywhere.

He was gone before we got up.

He's out in Paris alone?

He'll be back. How do you know?

It's a huge city. He could get lost. He could be anywhere.

Can I have his espresso?

It's gonna get cold.

I have to find him.

Wait, you're blowing off glass? It's not like I'll be able to concentrate.

Can you even tell the trains from the subways?

I'll figure it out.

We get lost, and then we'll have two missing persons.

Should I take someone with you?

What's the first thing you've said that makes any sense?

They're coming with me.

What? Why me? Why not Miles?

The last thing I need right now is a guy like him.

Hey, let's go.

So,

uh, I've never been camping.

Will there be bears?

Grizzlies, polar bears, pandas.

We brought you a bear spray.

Someone looks pumped for overnight.

Got a package from Becky.

She must love my apology rose idea. You're welcome.

Why would she do this?

Because your girlfriend doesn't want to be your girlfriend anymore.

No, it can't just be over.

Can I use those roses for my wedding?

In like 20 years, I don't know if those will be good.

No. I'm marrying Madison on a camping trip.

Whatever. Go nuts.

You can be my best man.

Sure. Thanks.

I hear Imogen's going to be the maid of honor.

Hooking up with her would help you get over Becky.

I don't want to get over Becky.

I love her.

She's already moved on, Ad -Rock.

Now it's your turn.

Have you forgiven Connor?

No.

And I haven't forgiven you either.

Look, I'm sorry, J -Rod.

I hate to see you bummed while I'm so happy.

Oh, now you're going to rub it in? That's not what I meant.

No, you meant I met a handsome Parisian prince and I want to spend all my time

canoodling with him, leaving Jenna alone in the dorm room with the Niner.

Okay, well, I don't think I'd use the word canoodling.

I'll make it up to you. I can cancel my plans with Leos this war and we can have

a girls' night.

You would do that?

We can even canoodle.

Who says I can't pitch a tent?

So, Badrock, what are you going to make your move with Imogen?

It's not that simple. Of course it is.

You just need my foolproof TTC pickup method.

Patent pending.

TTC?

Talk, touch, compliment.

Talk to a girl, find an excuse to touch her, then compliment her. And voila.

You got yourself a date, my man.

Right. Sounds foolproof.

Do you think she'd be into something with me?

Guess she'll never know unless you try.

Come on, best man.

It's our wedding.

Here. Oh, thanks.

We

are

gathered here today to wed.

Colton and Madison in camp matrimony. With the power vested in me as camp

director, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Give me a kiss to the bride.

No way!

Well, that was cute.

Darn cute.

Hey, you never put that on.

Uh, yeah, I couldn't really figure out how. Can you?

Okay.

I'll try.

You're really pretty.

Adam Torres.

You flatter her.

Um, do you want to go for a hike during free time?

There's an amazing lookout that's about a mile away from here.

The view is majestic.

Just the two of us? Are we still on Becky probation?

No, I think that yacht has sailed.

Okay, then meet me by the water cooler.

I'm going to go.

Amber's going first.

No.

What about those two?

Hold on.

We've been doing this for hours.

We need a better plan.

No. He'll be here.

He's been bugging me to come to the Eiffel Tower all week.

That's why we're here?

I mean, I thought you knew he had tickets or something. Just trust me,

We just keep trying.

Oh, my. He could be strolling down the Champs -Élysées, taking a train to

Belgium, floating in the Seine.

No, stop that. Girl, tears on my kryptonite. He's fine. I'm positive. But

not here, so where else could he be?

I don't know.

Can I get real with you?

We might be able to find him. But we don't know our way around and we don't

speak the language.

We need reinforcements.

No. Consider it a necessary evil.

You got the evil part right.

Gerson, this is not what I ordered.

I'm sorry, miss.

What a pleasant surprise.

Sort of.

I can't hang out tonight.

Jenna needs me. She's feeling pretty down.

Still upset about Gunnar?

I really want to hang out with you tonight.

Any chance you have a cute friend?

Hello? For Jenna.

She's ready for that.

Oh, well, if we get her a Prince Charming, I won't have to ditch you.

Let me make a call.

My campers are at the craft station.

Can I go and break?

First, I gotta ask you something.

You think this will stop a bear?

Anyway, so you and Imogen, huh?

TTC strikes again.

What are you talking about? Dude, she asked you out.

On a hike? On a date to a romantic lookout.

I guess.

So then what's the holdup?

What if I'm not ready?

You're not ready to stop planning after some girl in Florida who's on the lap of

an oiled -up surfer dude as we speak.

I would like to stop thinking about her 24 -7. Then stop.

Move on. Kiss a cute girl who obviously likes you.

Oh, Connor doesn't even seem to care that we broke up. He just sits there

playing video games.

And that's different from when you guys were dating. How? Right. You know, I

should just put him out of my head and enjoy a girl's night.

Okay, he's gone. What are we doing? I'm ready to party.

Well, I know you've been a little jealous of my authentic Persian

with Leo, so... You're taking me for cray.

Not quite.

You brought me on a date.

Jenna, meet André.

Enchanté.

Oh, okay, we're doing that.

I guess we are in France.

Great! That isn't a custom.

This is...

Not what I had in mind.

And this long line means you'll have a very active love life.

What about that one?

That one means you're about to be interrupted by someone super annoying.

Hey. She means me.

It's okay, Zoe. I'm not here to talk to you.

I knew you'd come crawling back.

No, no, I can't do it. Let's go.

Where? In case you haven't noticed.

And Tristan's still gone.

Okay. Fine.

Can you please help us find him?

Maybe. If you ask very nicely.

Oh, make her beg.

On her knee.

Classy, Zoe. No, no. I actually like that.

Do it.

Miles?

Would you please... En francais?

Come on.

Stephen, play.

Good enough.

Stephen.

Don't keep him out too long. Trust me, I want this over as soon as possible.

So, Jenna, did you know that Andre is studying massage therapy?

Give me your hand.

Wow, that's intimate.

Maybe you should go to school with him.

Wow,

yeah.

Ah, look at those pastries. They look amazing, huh?

What's in them?

It's just ham and cheese.

My friend's mother, little creator of this dish.

You must try it.

Yeah?

How about another?

Or you could feed me.

Okay.

I have to go.

I just remember to have a letter to write to a friend from home.

An angry letter.

That's your big idea for getting us to find Tristan, huh?

Yep. Winston sent a new French -speaking world traveler, Miles Hollingsworth

III, to help me navigate Paris, and you take me to the nearest fast food

restaurant. Hey, look, when I travel, it's the very first place I go if I'm

or homesick.

And plus, it's dinner time.

Kids gotta get hungry, right?

Right?

Hi, it's gonna be okay.

Tristan is out there in the rain somewhere.

He'll turn up.

Even if he does, he'll still be mad at me. I'm a terrible friend.

Just tell him how sorry you are. He'll understand.

What? Yell it into the air and hope the Persian breeze carries it across the

sand to his ears?

Yeah. Or just walk over there and say it to his face.

You were right.

Well, say I never did anything for you.

I'm shaking that shaggy.

Sorry.

Sorry we didn't get to that majestic view.

The view's pretty good in here, too.

You're breathing.

Grab a blanket.

Okay, let me get out of my red clothes first.

I think it stopped raining.

I haven't noticed.

Whoa! I needed some marshmallows and

graham crackers.

Maybe some chocolate. We're having s'mores, s'mores.

S'mores, s'mores.

Just got that.

Thank you.

Definitely over, Becky.

Um... We

should... Get... Camera's coming first. Okay.

I'm so glad you're okay.

Thea saved Burns, not you.

Come on.

He spent the entirety of looking for you.

I actually had kind of a fun day exploring.

Tris.

I'm so sorry I told Miles that you were in love with him.

Can we just... Promise?

Never let a boy come between us.

That's my heart.

How did you find me here? You could have been anywhere.

Yeah.

Funny story, actually.

Yeah, Miles thought you'd be here.

Miles helped you?

I know. He's the worst. But, like, actually, also, maybe he's not.

the worst?

Maya, we literally just promised.

It doesn't matter anyways because he's still a jerk and he's dating Zoe and I

have you now and that's all I need.

Me too.

Now come on, we can make it back before curfew.

You pushed me away when I held you.

I asked you to stay, you didn't want to.

That's pretty.

Like you.

Look, Jenna, I'm sorry I set you up with the front guy.

I get what you're trying to do, but I don't need another boy. I just want the

boy I want to want me.

I sense that.

And I have it on good authority that he does.

Hey.

Tell Jenna why the idea of getting intimate with her scares you.

It's not that I think you're gross.

Sex is just physical and awkward to me.

There's so much to think about and it just seems so uncontrollable and...

it scares me too.

Really?

Yeah, you know, I've... made some...

mistakes in that department, as you know.

Right.

But if you really want to have sex... Look, I just... I just want to feel

to you.

Like how?

There are many other ways we can feel connected.

I can show you.

Okay, so I'm gonna go.

We're cool today, Rod?

I'm going to take that as a yes.

The iguana boy's tent is put to bed. I'm going to turn in two.

Miss, the counselor can't fire a sing -along. Are you okay?

I think I'm going to puke.

You ate some of Dallas' pork and beans, didn't you? How someone messes up camp

food? I kissed Imogen.

Yeah. No kidding.

You guys are both adults. You're both single.

Dallas said that kissing Imogen would make me forget about Becky, and now...

All I can think about is Becky.

You guys were together a while. It's going to take some time to get over.

No, I don't want to get over Becky.

All right, fine. Skip the campfire, avoid Imogen, and call Becky when you

home. I can't wait that long.

You don't really have a choice. There's no cell service for Miles.

Night.

Finally, this is the pillory, a form of public humiliation mostly used to hold

petty criminals.

Any volunteers?

Well, if you put the bill.

While

locked

in the pillory, crowds would gather to point, laugh, and throw rotten fruit at

the criminal.

Anyone have any grape?

Hey.

I was kidding, Jeeves.

And that's the end of our presentation on French crime and punishment.

Thank you.

Uh,

guys?

Oh, I got it.

So, while I've got you, I just wanted to ask, why were you so nice the other

day?

Must have caught me on a good day.

Ready to take me to lunch?

Can you get me out of here?

Yeah.

You promised you'd take me to a Michelin -starred restaurant.

Yeah, and I am a man of my word.

See you around, Mai.

Yeah.

Come on, signal.

Yes.

Give me some bars.