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We are in Paris.

The sights, the experiences, the cuisine française.

Where do we even start?

By finding an amazing blazer and then love.

Hey, you think you can trick a French girl into liking you, Chewy?

Halfway around the world and still you insist on calling me that. Bienvenue à

Paris! Je suis Madame Cliquet. Je suis la directrice.

Ici, à l 'école Jean d 'Alençon.

Le matin, it's in French class.

L 'après -midi, we do cultural immersion.

L 'été, it's your classroom.

You go, have fun, see the sights.

Take a picture. It'll last longer.

I was just thinking about my abs.

My girlfriend.

You have a girlfriend?

You don't?

What's your name?

Chris, Jesse, Gene.

Maya. Maya's my girlfriend.

Right, sweet bun?

Oh, whatever you say, honey bun.

So tomorrow we'll go to the

cemetery, or even today we have time.

Gotcha. Allie, what is that for?

So we can take photos of Claire at all the Paris landmarks. We made a list

before I left.

Oh, how is Claire doing and her cancer?

She's doing good the last time I checked.

She's a trooper, that one.

I'm glad I don't have cancer.

I'm just glad Claire's going to be okay.

So, where can I find some cute boys?

Lady, do my go cafe.

We have tickets for the Eiffel Tower.

Oh, perfect. I'll get one, too. It's got to be on the list somewhere.

Oh, no, they're sold out.

We don't have to go.

Of course you do. You already got your tickets.

You'll be okay?

Claire and I will find someone else to hang out with.

L .A., L .A.

When you want the best.

Wait, stop.

Let's drive?

Really? There's nothing else on.

And this joey girl is in Paris with Ellie.

I hear she's the worst.

Tell me the truth, Doctor.

Am I gonna die?

You know, I have a better idea.

Let's play Doctor.

That's my hair. It's okay.

Knock, knock.

It's time for group.

Okay, I'll be back later with a healthy green smoothie.

Ooh, sounds delish.

Flowers for my lovely girlfriend.

I also booked up a romantic cruise on the Seine.

Tris, we need to talk.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You are not breaking up with me. We need one

thing. Actually, we want the same thing. Boys.

Please, Maya.

I know I can make this role work. Kristen, I don't want to be your fake

girlfriend all summer. I'm sorry, but what if I meet someone?

You promised no boys, and you also promised me a perfect summer, and that

happen if my roommates find out that I like guys.

That's for Donk. Kate, well, you're not a 15 -year -old boy. Because even if

they're okay with gay guys, they're not okay with sharing a room with one.

Or changing with one.

Or sharing a bathroom with one. Okay, okay, I get it. But people are more

accepting these days.

Well, not those people.

Want some moosh for your girlfriend, Tris?

Fine.

Want me to go with it?

Ew.

Ew.

Trouble in paradise?

I feed you?

Claire, come join us.

Welcome all. Today we talk about how you can help your body fight cancer.

With guided imagery.

Yay, no more chemo for me.

These mental exercises are meant to complement your medical regime, Paula,

replace it.

Whoa.

Somebody could use some medical marijuana.

Not even a little smile.

Sorry.

I was just having a weird day.

You're new.

You've got hair.

Not for long.

Some pillow I was making out with my boyfriend.

Shave it off. No, it's the only way you have control.

No, I could never. Because you're worried your boyfriend will break up

Haley would never do that. Mine did.

Said he wanted a girlfriend, not a patient.

I don't blame him.

I'm sick of hospitals too.

Eli said he was all in.

He quit his summer job to take care of me.

My guy said he was all in, too.

We had no idea what he was in for.

You have to. Next girl you see.

So, who's... for an adventure.

Voulez -vous coucher avec moi?

Seriously. I can't believe you actually said it. She dared me.

You guys have got to get out more.

We are. We're going for burgers and fries.

You're kidding.

You're in Paris. Don't you want Parisian food?

I want to see if there's something different in France.

We're also going shopping.

Ooh, like Hermes, Dior, H &M.

Okay, I guess I could go to H &M.

Um, don't you have your own friends?

Like, people your own age?

Duh.

Okay, well, go on. Have fun.

Looks like it's just you and me, Edwards.

Tora's delivery at your service.

You came.

Twinkly lights and a fun movie.

Die hard? Die hard.

That's what you pick?

Oh, uh, geez, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

All that matters is Eli doesn't see me as a cancer patient tonight.

Right. Eli's email said to treat you like everything's normal.

What email?

The one I wasn't supposed to tell you about.

Six tips for visiting Claire.

Wash your hands. Don't overstay. Bring jokes.

Let her rest.

Boyd West Drive.

Don't mention her hair.

Don't mention this email.

Eli sent you this?

One smoothie for Miss Edwards filled with the cancer -fighting antioxidant

of green tea.

Uh -oh, what'd I do?

You're telling people how to act around me now?

You told her about the email?

She forced it out of me. Look, I was just trying to help. By telling everyone

treat me like a cancer patient.

You are a cancer patient. I don't want to be.

Awesome.

Okay, look, I brought you some clippers.

I've heard that shaving your head can help you feel more in control. I am in

control.

Right.

Actually, um...

I'm feeling kind of tired. Maybe you can come back later.

Sure thing.

Let's go catch up.

Oh, sorry, I went to the wrong room.

Adam?

Huh?

What do you think?

It's, um... I mean, it's, uh... Very different.

That's... Yeah, it... That... Your hair will grow back, right?

When I'm done chemo.

Then you should get some hats.

Or one of those kerchief things.

Or I could just stay in this room and never leave.

I don't want Eli to see me like this.

He doesn't have to.

What, are you going to grow me a new head of hair?

No.

I'm going to call for reinforcements.

You, uh, making a fort?

Or is this a love then to make out with your girlfriend?

Hilarious. Make fun of the gay kid.

Tris, that's not what I meant. No, I get it. And I already asked to switch

rooms, but Cliquet won't let me. Hence the privacy screens so no one has to

uncomfortable. Cool?

Cool. We're just joking around.

Well, it's not joking. It's bullying.

And I know it gets better.

But for now, let's just avoid each other and hope the summer passes quickly.

Excuse me? Hi.

I've been lost all day, and I was just wondering... Of course,

you don't speak English.

No.

Who is the Café de Megal?

I've pretty much got none of that.

the day.

I know I'm in Paris, but with the way my luck is going, I wouldn't be able to

find the Eiffel Tower.

You have got to be kidding me. It's beautiful.

How did I miss that?

Don't give me that look.

How about this one?

It's very femme fatale.

It's not terrible.

Please don't lie to me just because I have cancer. But in Eli's email, it said

vaccinate on email me.

You know, why bother?

I'm just gonna look sicker and sicker.

It's a matter of time before Eli dumps me. Okay, hold your hoops. I may have

perfect thing.

Ta -da!

A mint on the pillow?

Uh, is this some kind of prank?

No, no prank.

Took the sheet down because you don't need it.

So I'm not even allowed in my own room now.

Do I scream homophobe or something?

You and Winston were laughing at me.

We were laughing because you were playing straight and we knew you were

Look, I'm happy you're my roommate.

Seriously?

Hey, I could hug you right now.

But I won't.

So I really didn't pull off straight?

No.

But, uh, it's cool, right? Bring it in. Come on.

You're gonna have an awesome summer.

Yeah.

Majestic. I love Paris.

Excuse me.

Will they take a photo?

Hey, leave!

Stop! Someone help me!

Are you okay?

Viva voom.

Sorry, I was expecting my boyfriend.

I'll get out of here. I was looking for your mom.

Oh, well, I gave her the night off.

Should I pass on a message?

I'm 17.

I need her to fill out this pre -MRI questionnaire.

MRI? Magnetic resonance imaging.

I know what it stands for. Why am I having one?

Something came up in your blood work that the doctors want to check out.

I want to see if the cancer's spread.

Knock, knock.

Just a second.

Can I fill it out and give it to you in the morning?

Have fun, but not too much fun.

Come in.

Whoa.

I look silly, don't I?

Again.

Whoa.

Mademoiselle.

What is it, madame?

Damn, how old do you think I am?

Coffee will make everything better.

Oh, gross.

You know what? I give up. Obviously, coming here was a bad idea. Paris and I

not agree. Even the coffee hates me.

Pretty big reaction to Petit Noir.

It's not just the Petit Noir. It's everything. I almost got mugged. That's

Paris' fault.

You hand your camera to a complete stranger, you'll get mugged anyway.

Yeah, but I got mugged here, in Paris, where the great broke my heel and

everyone speaks a language that I can barely understand.

I don't think Paris is the problem.

Excuse me?

I'm just saying, you're in a completely different country.

We just have to learn the rules.

Would you skydive without instruction?

Rule number one,

you always put sugar.

Okay, that is really good.

See, it's not so bad.

Yeah, only when you're here to explain it.

Well, if you need a guide, I work here.

Come by any time.

Do I just ask for the guy that saves strangers' phones?

You ask for Neil.

Can I just say how much I love the wig?

You know, we don't have to.

I want to.

I want everything to be perfect.

But it's not.

I'm sick, Eli.

Really, really sick.

The doctors want to do an MRI tomorrow.

Did they tell you why?

Looking for a tumor, I think.

I thought I could do this.

I thought it would be easy.

But it's hard.

It's only going to get worse.

So if you want out, just please tell me now. Claire.

I know that you're a cancer patient.

But you're also Claire Edwards.

My smart and beautiful girlfriend.

You're only saying that because of the wig.