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Never thought I'd be so excited to go to school on my summer vacation.

I'm freaking out. Can we just be there already?

Best summer ever. I wasn't well going.

Well, obviously awesome people, only awesome people would spend two months

Dude, it's fine. It's crooked. Go left.

Yours or mine?

Either.

Oh, sorry.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

I got it, it's okay. Sorry.

No.

No boys for you. Cory's family moved away. So now you're my best friend.

We have to stick together.

Promise me?

Promise. I promise.

Tristan, you're coming?

Yay!

Bonjour, les amis.

Alors, qui veut passer l 'arrêté dans la ville des lumières?

Harry, here we come.

Um, we are missing two.

Um... Clara's an appointment.

Okay.

Knock, knock.

Bonjour, bitches.

That's... Ah, yes.

Mademoiselle Zooey. She will be joining you in Paris.

Isn't that that girl from that show?

You mean the Gatsby Garcia Queen main girl on West Drive, the best show ever?

Oh, she's amazeballs.

Is anybody sitting there?

Just you.

I'm Justin.

A .K .A. The West Drive Experience.

You know who I am.

The cast watches your vlog.

I'm making her my new BFF.

Thought I was your new BFF.

We can be a BFF trio.

I have free tickets for the Summerfest concert tonight.

Wanna go?

Sounds awesome.

Guess you can come too.

Doors open at 9.

Oh, what about your super early curfew?

Curfew? What curfew?

Do you know how much we'll be walking in Paris? It wouldn't kill you to wear

sneakers. You're wrong.

It would kill me.

Earth to Edwards.

You've been glued to your phone all morning.

That's not... You didn't get your test results back, did you?

No.

No, the doctor said it might be another day.

There's no way you have cancer. Right.

You'll find out your test results are negative and we'll be strolling along

Champs -Élysées. Or you two can help me find her in Garcon.

Oh, so no more pining after a certain hockey captain then? That ship has

Again. Okay, it must be the boyfriend.

How are you two keeping things spicy?

Well, let's find out.

No, Ali. Ali, come on.

Morning, Claire Bear. I dreamt of you last night. Have you watched?

This week's Mad Men.

Are you kidding me? Where are the sexy parts?

Are you saying Eli and I should... We do have the technology, Claire.

Be tweeting around for doctors, all right?

So, didn't ice cream taste different in France?

I don't know.

But I doubt they even have peanut butter chocolate at soccer camp, so. Last ice

cream. So good.

Okay, so.

Passport.

Track. Rape whistle.

Check, but seriously, unnecessary.

Can you humor me? I'm letting my baby go to a foreign country alone. I must be

crazy. Euros. Check. Oh, permission to go to an all -agents concert tonight?

Check.

Um... I think the parents' peeps are going, including Zoe Revis, star of West

Drive. Zoe Revis?

Tristan's obsessing.

Now that Tori's gone, though, I'm afraid she's going to swoop in and steal my

best friend.

She's pretty.

Great style.

Yeah, she's totally going to steal Tristan.

Am I going to this concert to prevent that from happening? Duh, yes.

Okay, you can go.

But your curfew's still 10 o 'clock.

10 o 'clock? Mom, that's so early. You're letting me go to Paris, remember?

Yes, where your curfew will be 10 o 'clock.

Duh.

Okay, um, to be fair, the concert probably won't start till 9 .30.

Okay, your curfew is 11 .30, not a minute later or there will be

Thank you.

Thank me. Okay, smile.

Eat your ice cream.

Somehow, Drew, you're my student council president starting in the fall.

The will of the people, sir.

Uh -huh.

This summer, you are the camp directors, and you are in charge of over 100

campers. Please, do me a favor. Do not fail me.

Uh -huh. Let council orientation begin.

Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.

Welcome to the Grassy Panther Summer Day Camp. Today, we learn how the camp will

be run, and tonight, well, tonight we won at Summerfest.

At least there's one cool camp counselor here.

Well, two, if you include me.

Hi, Imogen.

Why so glum, chum?

I can leave for Florida tomorrow.

Thanks. It was fun while it lasted.

No, we're not breaking up just because she's gone for the summer.

We're rock solid.

Like you and Fiona.

Oh, no.

You guys were together forever.

Six months, three weeks, four days.

It's longer than me and Bex.

I told myself I wouldn't worry.

Then don't.

You're a great guy. Becky is lucky to have you. I don't want to be that crazy,

jealous guy who has a bazillion questions.

Then don't.

Leave that to me.

You'd do that for me?

Well, as long as you promise to be my camp bestie.

Done.

And there's a smile.

Well, let's keep that permanent.

Uh, what? Oh, hey.

Sorry, I thought you were Brett. The guy is a smoothie addict.

Damn, did I forget that I shot a wheatgrass?

Welcome to the glamorous life of a production assistant.

Is this a bad time?

No, no.

Never a bad time for you.

Aw, that's sweet.

Did you get that picture that I texted?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, um, sure did.

Uh, were you... Were you flying something there? I was.

I miss you, and I was thinking maybe I'd miss you a little bit less if we did a

little long -distance something sexy.

Sex? Um... What, um... What'd you have in mind?

Video chat sex?

Seriously?

Um,

but not right now.

Um... 10 o 'clock?

Yeah, great.

We'll be able to see the real Mona Lisa.

It's shockingly small.

We go to Paris like once a year to promote the show.

Did you and Mac Lawford ever hook up on one of those European vacations?

Mac's nice, but I'm not his type.

I knew it.

An introduction will be made.

Come on, we don't stand in line.

Perks of being with a superstar.

These guys are with me.

It's 13 and over only.

I'm 14, idiot.

Yeah. Keep the line moving, guys.

Hey, Zoe, a little help here?

Tris, you're leaving me out here?

I can't let Zoe go in alone.

I'm sorry.

Pizza delivery!

It's a nice try, but it won't work.

Well, it might.

No.

Hey, didn't I pay you to grab food this morning?

Yeah, I was enrolling for September.

Oh. Yeah.

I remember you. Right.

Yeah, I'm working on my not walking into things, I swear.

When you're not working on your pizza delivery cons?

Well, my friends got in, but I didn't because the dumb bouncer thinks I'm

underage. Well... I can get you

inside.

You're with the band?

Yes.

You want to drag? You seem anxious.

Well, that's very peer pressure -y of you.

I'm Miles.

Hollingsworth.

Maya Matlin.

You want to watch the concert backstage?

Maya Matlin. Yes, sure, sure.

Can my friends come too?

Make yourselves at home.

Wow. First this, then France. What an amazing start to the summer.

I know. I can't believe it. I'm back.

at a rock concert with Zoe Rivas.

I am the one that got you backstage, you know.

Ooh, green is not your color. And besides, isn't your new boyfriend the

the backstage cast? He's not my boyfriend. He's just some guy I met.

You flatter me.

Maya's always got some poor dude on the hook.

She's one of those girls. She totally is. Last year, she had two guys fight

her. What happened?

Nothing.

to do for some Paris boy, I'm right here.

West Drive is huge in France, and that means mega parks, even though your

character's off the show now.

What?

No, that can't be true.

They're killing off her character. It is true.

Katie read it on that blog.

Ow!

Oh, clumsy.

Whoa. What's going on back here?

Um... He's with the band.

No, he's not.

Don't you dare move.

Any of you. This is all your fault.

So, uh, how was your day?

Good. I, uh, I actually just finished packing for Paris.

Would you like to see this new piece of clothing I bought?

Uh, sure.

Whoa.

I'm not

exactly sure what's supposed to happen next.

I could take off my pants.

Yeah, okay.

You should take something off, too.

Right, yeah.

you still awake um sorry just a just a bad time i need to talk to you

please the hospital called um i i'll be right back

the hospital it's nothing be right there

Um, you'll be lifeguarding all summer?

What are your co -workers like?

All old girlfriends?

No, actually.

It's mostly guys.

They're so funny.

Not as funny as me, though, right?

Ow!

I think I sprained my ankle. Adam, can you get me some ice?

I'll be back before you know it.

So you'll be surrounded by guys all summer.

Pretty tempting.

You'll also be surrounded by a bunch of boys.

Yeah, but the only one who's not totally revolting is Adam.

You still like girls, right?

I'm open -minded.

Like you.

Then you better open your mind to the fact that Adam has a girlfriend.

Emmy, here's your ice.

Oh, what was that for?

Let's go somewhere private.

Whatever you said.

Thank you.

What if I go to jail?

If they call the police, there's no way I'm getting on that plane to Paris.

Hey, Dad.

Okay, Miles, you come with me. Everyone else, go home.

Oh, thank God.

Well, it's 11 .15.

Think you have time to make it home for curfew? Not like you care. You've

already found someone to place Tori that's better than me.

Can't wait to get ditched all over Paris. I would never ditch you. You did

tonight.

I know.

Look, I thought it would be easier if I had another friend because I worry about

you ditching me.

You're some stupid guy. Truth, I would never.

Well, we better call you a cab asap.

Do you have any money? No.

Take this.

Whoa.

The pin is 1562.

Thank you.

Okay, let's go.

Sorry, I didn't think it would take so long.

No, no problem.

Anyway, where were we?

Oh, sorry.

Can we take a rain check?

I have to tell you something.

The lump on my back tested positive for rhabdomyosarcoma.

Cancer.

I'm coming home.

No, don't. No, I'll get on the next red -eye or I'll find a bus. Like, it won't

take me... Don't, please.

I have to start chemotherapy treatment. I will be sitting in a hospital bed for

six weeks doing nothing.

You can't quit your dream job to come sit around with me.

Claire.

I will be so mad if you come.

Love you, you know

I'm gonna be okay

Mom, please don't be mad. I'm only 20 minutes late. Oh, it's not about the

minutes. I'm worried about you.

Is that marijuana I'm smelling?

It wasn't mine.

Clearly, you are not responsible enough to spend the summer on your own. No, no,

no, no, Mom, please.

Blowing her view wasn't my fault. I fully intended to leave on time. What?

there was this guy.

He said he could get us backstage. It was his marijuana.

And then we ended up in concert jail. So you went off with a guy who was on

drugs?

Okay, I know that sounds bad. That is the first reasonable thing you've said.

Mom, Tristan, my only friend in the world now is going to Paris.

You can't ruin my life over something so stupid.

I can't let you go to Paris. You're behaving like some troubled young girl.

is not fair.

Maya. I hate you.

That was a little harsh, don't you think? Like you've never blown curfew

Oh, right, you never had one.

Maya, when I was 14, I was playing soccer and doing school stuff, not

weed with strangers.

You were addicted to painkillers. You messed up.

Just face it.

You don't think I should go to Paris either?

Let's just talk tomorrow.

Breakfast? Check.

T -minus 20 till the Rugrats arrive. We got everything?

Camp activity centers?

Check. T -shirts and welcome kits? Check.

Counselor's getting busy?

Check, check, and check.

Treat your tongue, bro. Campers are about to arrive.

Becky leaves for Florida today.

All right, fine. Five more minutes.

Please don't go.

I'll be home before you know it.

Besides, you have your counselor job to keep you busy.

I'll already be busy missing you.

Oh, am I late? Oh, hey, Becky. Ready?

I should go.

Um, but, um, before you do one thing, imagine.

Yeah? You can't be around her anymore.

She's my friend. But you have other friends.

You don't trust me?

I trust you.

Still, I promise you'll stay away from Emmett.

No problem.

Not exactly a view of the Eiffel Tower.

So, where's the room service menu?

Is there a hair dryer in the bathroom?

Actually, never mind. I probably won't need that.

Just trying to keep things light.

Do you have any questions about the treatment, Claire?

No.

Six weeks of inpatient treatment followed by a month of oral chemo

medication.

And if all goes well, it's a 70 % survival rate. Yippee skippee.

We'll probably have more questions as we go along. In the meantime, there's some

literature you can read through.

Sorry. The patients are often much younger than you are.

That's okay. It's a children's hospital after all.

So, where are the crayons?

You'll need to change.

We'll want to prep you right away.

What's first on the old itinerary getting a catheter inserted into your

That's how the chemo will be delivered Roger that

Please tell me you got up early this morning and went for a run or something

didn't sneak out last night. I slept over at Tristan's.

Okay, well come home now because mom is giving me the third degree.

You know this isn't helping your case for Paris.

What case?

Mom and dad aren't going to let me go to Paris.

That's pretty clear.

You know, you could try apologizing for saying I hate you.

Goodbye, Katie. Don't you dare hate me.

Any news from the home front? Good news.

It's 20 minutes late for curfew and your mom won't let you go to Paris. She

wouldn't even listen to my side of the story.

Yeah, it's so unfair.

Oh, you still have that card from

that guy.

His name's Miles.

He's trouble.

100%. Maybe I should return the card in person then.

What? Your mom thinks I'm turning into some kind of badass.

So, why not be a badass?

Man, Rocky would have loved this. Too bad he's up at the cottage with his mom.

Yeah.

Madison Grant, you are an iguana. I don't want to be an iguana.

Oh, but you'll love it.

Here's one of your iguana leaders right now. I don't want to be an iguana.

Imogen and I can't work together.

It's a personal issue.

You know, for a second there, I thought you had a real reason.

Drew, please. No.

Dallas and I spent hours making these groups. You can't switch.

You two are iguanas. You're going to love it.

Go.

Hi. Hi.

Okay.

I found iguanas.

No. No.

It doesn't matter.

Because we're all going to have the best summer together.

We have one little problem.

Becky.

She thinks you like me.

She doesn't want us hanging out.

I can fix this. There must be something I can do.

Help me convince Drew we can't work together.

All campers to your animal groups. It's time for the first activity.

And I'm an iguana.

An iguana sound.

I guess we'll talk to Drew later.

Yeah, I guess.

Sorry. It's okay.

Is Miles here?

Miles? Well, if I know anything about my son, he's probably stealing booze from

the bar.

Miles, make sure no one else is here.

Hi, Father.

Oh, my God, I can't believe you're alive. I have so many questions.

Yeah, I only have one.

Why are you randomly at my house? Right.

I wanted to return.

Sit. So, you're probably wondering why I'm not at home right now packing for

Paris. Well, I was late for curfew by a few minutes. Now my mom won't let me go.

Oh, boo -hoo. Oh, come on. I had big plans for the summer.

Now I need a mentor in troublemaking.

Why?

Right this way, Grasshopper.

So, what are we celebrating?

Dad is running for mayor in the fall.

Oh, look.

Belle de Gratien.

Chewy. It's Maya.

Maya Chewy.

Miles Scott.

It's Winston.

Winston Chew.

Oh, where are you going?

It was itchy and I was cold.

You need to put on your gown, Claire.

I'm way more comfortable in my sweats.

It's hospital policy.

I don't want to. I feel fine.

We need to put that stent in for the chemo.

If you suffer any side effects, we need fast access.

Every minute counts.

What kind of trouble are we going to get up to this summer? First lesson, can't

play in trouble.

Second lesson, hang out when Miles in trouble finds you.

It's more of a sipping drink.

Could I have everyone's attention, please?

First of all, I want to thank you all for coming out today.

And I think most of you know what I'm about to say.

So I'm here today to announce to you, my family, my closest friend, my

candidacy for mayor.

Jeez. Well, who invited the teenagers?

Was that my cue to wrap things up?

Anyway, just... Move, move, Matlin.

I don't think you'll be mad.

What? What's wrong? We've been friends since we were five, Chewie. You know

better.

Can I have a word with you?

You really want to do this right now? Yes. Come on. Come.

Come on. Stop it.

Stop it.

One thing.

One thing. I told you I didn't want to be. And I told you that I didn't care.

I want you to come downstairs now and apologize.

You're joking.

Would you ruin everything?

I don't care enough to ruin anything of yours. You're such a delinquent.

I don't want to bother.

Then don't. Why can't you be more like your sibling?

Because it's more fun being disappointed.

Nice pool, huh?

You know, after the reception, we could go for a swim.

This is awful.

And it'll be over soon.

Waste of time. I hate you.

How'd you enjoy the show?

Are you okay?

This is normal for the Hollinger's clan.

Do you want to talk?

About what?

I'm great.

Now what should we do for an encore?

Swim? I should go.

Oh, man.

My idea, man. Don't poke the bear. You're gonna make things worse.

Can't get word.

Mile.

Mile!

Don't do anything stupid. You wanted to go, so go.

This night is gonna be electric.

So never pick a fight of my own.

Think you tried if you think you really got it.

Whoa!

Idiot.

Better go fish him out.

No. Can't be here.

Can't be around guys like him.

My name is Colton, and I like cars.

His name is Colton, and he likes cars. My name is Adam, and I like apples.

He's Colton, he likes cars. He's Adam, he likes apples. I'm Madison, and I like

monkeys. His name is Colton, and he likes cars.

Her name is Madison, and she likes monkeys.

And, um, my name's Imogen, and I like iguanas. You forgot someone.

I did? Who?

Adam. Who's that?

Never heard of him. Moving on.

That was pretty rude.

That was pretty rude.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Did you feel that? It was, like, the wind or something.

Why are you being such a jerk?

Uh -oh. You're the jerk.

Ow!

Hey, guys, that's enough.

Sorry, Mama and Papa Iguana. We'll take a little time out.

Told you, Drew. Now will you switch us? Stop. If Simpson hears, we're all going

to be in trouble.

So will you quit?

You quit?

I'm not quitting.

You two, go outside. Don't come back in until you work things out.

Go.

Hey, guys.

I'm Drew, and...

I like dogs.

You've reached Eli.

Wait for the beep.

Hi. It's me.

I'm at the... I was just kind of hoping to hear your voice.

It just kind of hit me how scared I am.

And I know I said not to come home.

Can you come home?

And I appear.

Yeah,

I left right after you told me the news.

I hope you're not mad.

What's going on?

Are you leaving? Are you okay?

I feel fine.

Everyone just keeps telling me that I'm sick.

I think I'm only going to get a lot sicker.

I don't want to go through this, Eli.

Well, she's not here, so just please call me if she shows up.

Thank you.

Oh, thank God.

I'm okay.

You're okay?

You ignored all my messages.

Okay, Mom. Sorry.

Thank you.

Do you have any idea how scared we were imagining all the terrible things that

could have happened to you?

Sorry.

For everything.

God, I was such a bitch.

I messed up, and I totally understand why I don't get to go to Paris.

Maya, honey, I shouldn't have said I hate you.

I don't hate you. I love you.

I love you so much, and you're the greatest mom.

Can we just pretend that we made up so we can go back to work? Not

until you say sorry.

Me. Say I'm sorry.

You're the one trying to break up my relationship.

I am not.

Then why wouldn't you switch groups?

Silent treatment.

Real mature. Okay.

I don't make friends that easily.

And I wreck everything I touch, first with Fiona and now with you.

Dialysis always available?

You'll find another girl, or boy, or whatever it is you're into.

I like people.

I like you.

Well, maybe we could be secret friends.

And stay co -counselors?

But we have to pretend to hate each other for Becky's sake.

Uh, that means no touching.

Uh, uh, that's touching too.

Um, okay.

I'm Imogen Marino reporting for duty.

This is going to be a summer for the books, isn't it? Well, at least it won't

boring.

Come on, friend. Let's go tell Drew that we hate each other, but we're willing

to work together.

For the kids!

And, Adam, I hope Becky realizes how lucky she is.

Me too.

You all done packing for soccer camp?

Yeah, pretty much.

Mom said you were upset.

Yeah. I felt bad for what I said to her, and I realized that I'm lucky to have

the parents that I do.

Are you going to be okay without me here this summer?

Of course I will.

It's just, I don't know.

Everybody needs me.

You, Tristan, Tori.

Maybe one day I won't get left behind.

Your father and I have been talking about Paris.

Yeah.

This year has been awful for you, and we don't feel very good about keeping you

here when you have this amazing opportunity.

You have to promise to follow the rules and the curfew. I expect at least a B

-plus in the court.

You email me once a day and you phone three times a week minimum. Promise.

Are you saying I can go?

Yay! I can go!

Okay, Claire.

This isn't going to hurt a bit. I'm just making some last minute adjustments.

Wow.

That gown is really, really theater.

Stop. I'm nervous enough as it is. I hate needles.

Then good thing there are no needles.

Just a direct line plunging deep into your chest.

Not helping.

Did it hurt?

Want me to put that in?

I'll survive.

Okay, Claire.

The carboplatin drip is all set up.

Get yourself in a comfortable position and tell me when you're ready.

Listen,

everyone,

make sure you have your passports before we leave for the airport.

Where's Claire?

Yeah, she's usually so punctual.

She wanted me to wait until the last possible minute.

It's cancer, isn't it?

Is she going to die?

Connor! What? It's a valid question.

The prognosis is good.

Because if it wasn't, no one could tear me away from her.

It's so good. Your mom and dad changed their minds.

Yeah, my parents are often like that. Well, yeah, Summer would have been a

bummer without you.

Everyone, we have some last -minute additions to our group. Please make

and Miles feel welcome.

Isn't that the guy from the concert?

Oh, my God.

Hey, how'd you get on this trip?

Well, my father wanted to send me away, and she was here to babysit, right?

Yeah, Paris, what a drag.

So, looks like we can spend the summer together after all. Well, I'm spending

with my best friend, not you.

You're welcome.

So, you two hooking up or what?

No, no, chef, do not. Awesome.

Let's keep it that way.

I have a feeling this summer is going to be cray cray.

You better stick together.

Bon, bien, allons -y, okay?