Original subtitles

Whoa, I love game day. You ready to destroy these guys?

15 minutes to warm up. You need those sharpened, eh? Yeah, it's not the

fault he's gone cold.

Maybe he lost his lucky box or something.

Only other way to bring me luck is to drill thong to the bedroom floor.

Nice. Boom.

Special delivery for Saunders.

Oh, look, you got a balloon. How cute.

He's getting some.

So, who is it? Who's your puck buddy? It's just my mom wishing me good luck.

Are you going to need it, mama's boy?

Nope.

Good night.

Not a minute's hold.

What I'd like to hear.

What the hell was with that lone ranger rush?

I thought I had a lane.

Hey, if you stay like that, you'll have a lane, all right? All the way back to

Captain Jason.

I can make

it.

Oh, that's fine.

I get sore from last night as well.

What's that?

Just a stupid how I can walk.

Apparently it's my fault we're losing.

Sure, that's not true.

If you couldn't do the thing that you've trained your whole life to be good at,

what would you do?

Keep my thick on the ice?

Forget I asked. We just don't know much about hockey. All I know is that hockey

guys give each other the most ridiculous nickname.

What's yours?

Hmm.

Camelot.

Camperman? Campy? Camp? Guys, please.

Camembert. Cheesy. Cheesy. Not cheesy. Definitely cheesy.

Made you laugh, cheesy.

Oh, yeah. You guys are real funny. Darn right.

We need a break. We're us. Let's hockey.

Tonight, we're going to go to Little Mistakes.

I have practice.

Can you skip it just this once?

It's karaoke night.

I... I can't sing.

Then just come watch then. You don't get it. You need a damn good reason to miss

practice. And watching Tristan and I sing our duet isn't good enough?

Guys, I'm sorry. I just... I can't.

Happy Fiona Coyne Day.

But it's not your birthday.

And it's unfair that people only get one day a year to celebrate themselves, so

I decided that today is Fiona Coyne Day, an extra special day every year just

for me. Well, as far as I'm concerned, every day is Imogen Marino Day.

Then let's celebrate both.

Okay, maybe it's at your place.

Or maybe for a change yours?

Uh, not today.

I'm beginning to think you don't want me to meet your dad.

Professor Marino's in the middle of one of his academic outbursts. And your

place is so nice and quiet. Not since a large, musky eating machine moved in.

But Drew is working tonight, so at least we have the whole messy place to

ourselves. Wow, a date on my very first unacquainted.

Keto. Iceland.

Reykjavik. Give me a challenge.

Okay. South Sudan, proposed future capital.

You guys should do your homework.

We're going to. Just in time for another practice after school.

I can't.

I have dinner with my dad. I thought he was behind bars.

Yeah, he got early parole.

He and my mom have been hanging out.

Your mom changed. Maybe your dad did, too.

Yeah, that's what I keep telling myself.

Don't sweat it.

You'll be out of here in a year anyway, college boy.

Yeah, but I can't leave my mom behind with some junkie loser who's going to

her down.

So what's the answer?

I don't know.

No, to the question, proposed future capital.

Go look it up.

Hold it up higher, Mom.

No, no, no, tilt it.

Better?

Now I can't see you at all.

All right, there, there, perfect.

Hold it there. Oh, yeah, there I am.

Hello, sweetheart.

You look tired.

Thanks, Mom. You're calling me out of the blue? Don't you have hockey

Yeah, not for another hour, though.

What's wrong?

Are the Clarksons treating you okay?

Yeah, they're fine.

I don't like being with you guys at all.

I still can't believe I sent my 15 -year -old to live with a billet family.

I must be crazy.

No, it's fine.

It's just, uh... hockey.

Oh, honey, I know you had a rough game last night. Again!

No matter what I do.

Are you eating well? Getting enough sleep?

I don't know, same as always.

Every minute I'm not in school or on the ice, I'm lifting weights, running,

doing core work. Nothing's working.

You're the youngest kid in the league. There's bound to be growing pains.

Yeah, I guess.

Look, you're still the same Cam Saunders who set every record in town.

I can't walk ten steps down Main Street without someone stopping to ask about

you. Yeah, well, maybe you should ask them what I should do.

Or maybe I'll come home and ask them myself.

Oh, honey, I know you're homesick.

But if you really think about where you want to be, it's not back at home 700

miles from nowhere.

See?

Keep your head up.

I'm sticking the ice, I know.

And don't let me hear you're drowning your throat in ice cream, what with your

dairy problem.

No ice cream, promise.

Now go have a good practice.

The beach is getting cold.

Or is pepperoni and green olives no longer your favorite?

No, it is.

You remembered that.

Casey, I don't expect you to forgive me.

I'm just happy to see you.

Well, maybe we could start over.

It was good of me, son.

I want to prove that to you and your mom.

How?

Well...

I need to start by asking you a favor.

I'm a bust in my butt trying to find work and I need a resume.

Your mom says you're pretty good with a computer.

Okay.

I guess I could. It means a lot, kid.

So I guess I'm a grandpa.

Technically.

It must have been tough giving him up.

Looks like you're already a stronger man than I ever was.

Well, maybe someday I'll get my second chance to.

You called that a jump shot? Dude, you moved the bat.

I didn't. I freaking saw you. You know what? I'm going to get the team doctor

here because you need your eyes checked. Yo, guys, where was camp?

Probably buying a bus ticket.

Or he hijacked a ride straight from school so he didn't have to wait around

receive a recognize.

Man, if I was him, I would have worn a mask all day.

They're late.

I know.

Sorry. Dude, you look green.

It doesn't look so good.

No, I'm fine. I just... Made you to give a hundred and ten per... Oh, man.

We have an eruption!

That was so much bark. Dude.

Oh, jeez, and the smell.

Oh, God.

I think I got the flu.

Yeah, why don't you go home and get some rest? I'll tell Coach.

Cheesy.

Room for one more?

Pam!

I thought... Uh, practice was canceled.

Everybody was like, uh, night off, let's play video games, but I busted over

here instead to watch you guys.

Well... If you're here, you're gonna sing.

No, no, in class you said that I could just watch.

I'm pretty sure I didn't say that.

Doesn't sound like you. Nope.

Great. You'll go next?

No. No, no, no, no, no, Maya, Maya, seriously, I can't. Enough, I can't.

Tonight, you can do anything.

Hey, look, I'll do your homework for two weeks.

Hey, look, three weeks. Final offer, please. Fuck it, man.

Fuck everything else out. I'll be fine.

That can make me feel My heart's been overdrive

and you're behind a steering wheel

Touching you

Touching me

Touching you

What? They all have Olivia Wilde.

I guess I'm funny.

Fine. We'll see what's on one of my amazing 26 low -def channels.

Posting something monkey -related.

You're monkey -related.

You take that back. Or what?

No, no, no, stop, stop tickling me.

Seriously, stop. Get your ticklish parts away from my fingers then.

I can't feel my hands. Don't.

You made me do that. No, I didn't.

She'd go, wow, wow.

You're home early?

Yeah, the mall was beyond dead. They didn't need me to close. And you didn't

think that you should call first?

Before I came home to my apartment.

You mean my condo.

Where I pay rent.

You know, life was so much better before you moved in with your boy meth.

My meth? Yeah, your junk is everywhere.

Dishes in the sink, piles of clothes.

The place was filthy before I moved in.

Grime on the ground, dust bunnies everywhere.

Look, it's like a popcorn bomb went off.

You know, maybe this roommate experiment isn't really going to work out.

Whatever. All right, since you need to know my schedule so bad, I'll be up in

room for the next eight to ten hours.

You better get cleaning.

Hmm.

Guess no one told him it was Fianna Coinda.

Never needed a resume before. Where do we start?

Well, experience, I guess.

You're looking for a kitchen job.

You ever worked in a restaurant?

I was a prison cook.

Not sure you want to shine a light on that.

Uh, well, then I slung pizzas for a few years before that. Okay, that's good.

You remember that place, the Italian place with the termite problem?

Yeah. Didn't that place get shut down because someone was selling crack under

the table?

You might want to leave that off.

What else?

Well, normally you mention your highest level of education.

Well, I'm no college grad.

It's not a prereq for a kitchen job.

What about high school?

What year did you graduate?

I never got around to that.

Yeah, but you got your GED in prison.

Cool. Pretty soon we'll have the same level of education.

And then you'll leave me in the dust when you get to university.

Well, I haven't been accepted yet.

Just a matter of time. Your mom tells me you're a keener. One of the best

students in his class.

It's hard to believe I have such a smart kid.

Yeah, a kid who's going to be thousands of miles away in another year.

UBC's my dream school.

British Columbia, huh?

You're not thinking of anywhere a little closer?

They have a great biology program there.

And my guidance counselor thinks I have a shot at a scholarship.

Yeah.

Just when the family's getting back together and we'll have to say goodbye.

What a reason, eh?

I'm proud of you, son.

Thanks, Dad.

And don't worry.

I'll be around to make sure your mom stays out of trouble.

Yeah, I can take care of myself.

Let's put those smarts to this here resume.

Attention, programmers.

Tonight's computer club meeting is canceled.

Hey! Can you stop doing that?

Can I help you? Well, I think last night we discovered you have a hidden talent.

Tristan gave me this. The musical needs for fourth members. They're holding

auditions.

Not a boy.

Come on, did you not hear yourself last night? The way you hit those falsetto

notes was amazing.

Yeah, that's because there was no pressure.

It didn't matter if I won or if I lost.

You don't really win in karaoke.

You know what I mean.

Look, I had a lot of fun last night, but we're different.

Music's your thing, sports is mine.

Well, everybody's different from everybody, and that's what I like about

Yeah, me too.

Hey, it's the regurgitator.

He has his little girlfriend.

I bet he looks pretty good today, huh? I mean, for someone who's on a deathbed

with the flu.

Yeah, it must have been a 12 -hour thing.

Actually, more like a 12 -minute thing.

Someone sent this into the GoHounds blog.

I guess it was some sort of karaoke jam last night.

Looks like we have to miss it, though. We have practice.

Coach Baggs gave it up for an hour. He says we've been lazy. But none of us

sick to get out of it.

Now it's your turn.

I'll be like Dane Ruckin.

Right this way, please.

Hey.

How are we dinting with Daddy Darren?

Surprisingly good.

He wants to get a job.

So he says.

So you're actually going to forgive him after all he did?

If he makes my mom happy, I have to give him a chance.

All right, bright sparks.

Down to brass tacks.

Nationals are afoot. So, let's just dive right in, shall we?

Great urban river. I name the city. You name the river.

Rome. Cyprus. Good.

Bangkok. South Korea. Very nice.

Vancouver.

Longest river in British Columbia, Casey. You should know this.

Fraser.

Bogota. I'm a local from here.

Very nice. I'm trying to drink you. Okay.

Yeah. St.

Petersburg.

I'm posting another roommate ad online. If I lived with a girl, do you think

you'd be jealous? You're not that bad. I can't live like this anymore. This is

worse than a pig's tie, and trust me, I owned a pig.

Whoa.

What did you do?

See, I felt bad about our fight the other day, so I tackled the whole mess

myself. Wiped everything down, mopped the floor, the whole deal. You like?

But it's only half clean.

Yeah, my half. But I folded your clothes that were on my half, and I vacuumed up

the popcorn that's built onto my half.

Well, Rumi, I gotta go to work. So clean your side when you can. No pressure.

Oh, and here's your rent.

All the way to the other side and take five.

Get out of here.

Come

on.

What's wrong?

Is it Dad?

Yeah.

Dad?

What happened?

Something bad? Something good, actually. Something great.

Got a job.

A job?

Where? A family restaurant, one of those big chains.

So you're waiting table.

Washing dishes, but it's a start.

All thanks to you, bud.

That resume really did the trick.

It was no big deal.

It was a huge deal.

After everything I've done in this family? That's all in the past.

Everybody deserves a second chance.

She's right.

You're a good kid, Katie.

You freaked me out. Why didn't you tell me?

And ruin the surprise?

Time for a toast.

That's alcoholic?

I don't get over the rage. Don't worry, I'm a snitch.

You're drinking again?

Look, son, I bought a few glasses. They're not going to hurt anyone.

A few?

Oh, we had a head start.

It's okay, Casey.

No, it's not.

You promised no drugs, no alcohol.

I know, I know, but... It's all because of him.

I'm responsible, son.

Life's too short to sweat the small stuff. It's time to celebrate.

All right?

Sit.

Not very fun, was it?

Just remember this next time you think about bailing on the team.

Like it or not, we're all you have.

Here, I drink.