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I did it.

What'd you do? What'd you do? I had sex.

How was that? That was perfect. That was good. Down to a T. Nice.

Hey, Bianca.

I have a bright spark, sweetie. You're on the academic quiz team.

Since when?

Since I decide not to be a scrub for the rest of my life.

Not surprised you don't get it. Wait.

This is for you.

Nothing so sorry for cheating like a blinged -out cell phone case. Please, I

want you to have it. And I want you not to be so dumb.

So I guess we both lose.

That was mad.

Hey,

guys.

Hey, Drew.

Think you've got the wrong classroom?

No, no, I'm in the right spot.

This is the academic quiz team.

And I would like to try out.

You need to be smart.

You're saying I'm not smart?

Yes. Look, if you're serious, we have a spot open in the geography category.

Here are some questions. Study them, and we'll do a mock round tomorrow.

Geography.

No problemo.

I can make it through.

Oh, hey, Eli.

You know, casting for Juliet's gonna be tricky. She's the heart of the play. She

has to be perfect.

Something wrong?

Look, Becky, like I said before, musicals aren't really my style.

But still, it's Romeo and Juliet, so I'm not quitting.

Oh, I wasn't worried.

I prayed for you.

And look, here you are. The Lord hasn't let me down yet.

Okay. Auditions start right after school.

Don't be late.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Ooh, my French homework.

Yes, plus my Facebook chat logs with Campbell.

Oh, I don't need the nitty -gritty details, thank you.

I'm posing as you, remember?

You have to act like you know what we've talked about.

Now, the yellow highlighter is conversation starters.

In pink, funny inside jokes.

And in blue... Why can't you just talk to him yourself?

I need to build up my confidence.

Like, once we're besties, I'll tell him the truth.

Yeah, and he'll be pissed.

Oh, friendship will triumph.

We are so much alike.

I feel like I can tell him anything. Then tell him you're... not me i can't

yet oh there's one more thing we talked about so maya you psyched

um yeah totally psyched she told you about

that too did she we're both auditioning for the musical wait i don't think so

don't be a nervous nelly hey you'll be fine just keep your head up stick on the

ice you'll do great

It's supposed to be in a rock band, you know. Shush. I'm getting into character.

Thank you, Tori. That was great.

And finally, uh, Tristan Milligan.

Kill it. Already killed.

Whenever you're ready, Tristan.

What is that light in the window, Juliet?

You are the sun, the moon in the night.

You are my everything, everything so right.

It won't take another summer, another spring, another fall.

Now I have you.

I don't need anything at all.

Anything at all.

Finally, an original take.

We'll find something for you, Tristan.

Really? Well, we still have a lot of really hard decisions to make.

Thanks. Bye.

Thank you, everyone.

You shouldn't promise roles like that.

We'd be dumb not to use Tristan.

He brought something new.

Tristan is sweet, but he seems... Confused.

What do you mean by that?

We need to pick the best people, and in my opinion, he doesn't rank.

I'll go over this list and make some final decisions.

No way.

I'm the director. Calm down.

I'm just used to doing everything myself. Sorry.

Here's the short list for all the roles. If you want to pick... Yeah, I got it.

You'll need to do callbacks for Juliet ASAP. I got it.

Which country has the longest coastline?

Asia?

Country.

Lower Asia?

This stuff is really hard.

Yeah, I know.

My head is swimming.

Okay, next question.

Okay.

What country did the 13th century Battle of Stirling Bridge take place in?

Scotland.

Whoa, random correct guess?

How'd you know?

Braveheart. Okay, well, that's one.

Okay,

name one of two countries that begins with the letter A but does not end with

Afghanistan.

Yes. How?

Running Gun 3.

A says it to Jackson as a joke, you know, right before they kill everyone.

Oh, yeah.

Woo!

Whoa.

Oh.

The book.

Let's get this tried on the road, eh?

Why are you wearing sunglasses inside?

Um, I'm a little under the weather.

Why are you doing this?

I don't want you to think I'm stupid.

Okay, so Connor's going to read the questions. You have one minute to answer

many as you can correctly.

And anything over ten, you're in.

Okay? Ready, set.

Go. In terms of size, how many different states could Alaska hold?

Um... Four?

Twelve.

Where did the Battle of Stirling Bridge take place?

I know this.

You can pass, too. Wait.

Pass. Name one of two countries that begins with the letter A but does not

with A.

You okay?

Hey! How did it go, trivia superstar?

Screw off.

Jeez, what's wrong with you?

It's everything. I'm... I'm an idiot, okay?

You look...

Terrible. Maybe you should... Back off, Gracie!

What the hell did you just call me?

Adam.

I called you Adam.

Wait a minute, okay?

Drew?

Drew, what's happening?

I don't know.

Come on.

Hey.

How are the Juliette callbacks?

Not good, huh?

I knew I should have tried out a little bit.

Funny?

It's not the actors, it's her.

You and Becky still haven't worked out your clashing personalities yet?

We're stuck in a vortex of creative differences.

When you're at NYU, you're going to have to work with a lot of people who are

different from you.

You could practice.

Claire, this musical is not going to get me into NYU.

When we watched The Dark Knight together, you talked nonstop about how

Christopher Nolan took all these familiar, played -out elements and made

new again.

You can do that, too.

I'm not Christopher Nolan or Batman.

Hell, I can't even pull off the Joker anymore.

Find a way to make it your own.

I believe in you.

A CT scan shows no evidence of bleeding or abnormalities, but we ran a SCAT -2

test to be safe.

It seems your tumble down the stairs has resulted in a severe concussion.

I fell a week ago. I was okay until today.

It's not unusual for symptoms to show up a few days after the event.

What about my memory? It's been horrible.

Drew, have you suffered any other head injuries in the past 12 months?

When I thought I was going to get jumped by the gang again, I started doing MMA

fighting.

And this one time, I got hit so hard that I blacked out. Why didn't you tell

Because I was fine.

Well, you're not fine now, are you? I quit fighting a long time ago, Mom. We

need to discuss a course of treatment.

Yeah?

As long as you remain symptom -free, you can go to school. But outside of school

hours, you need to rest at home. No video games, no TV.

Reduced classwork wouldn't hurt.

Wait. Wait, is that... Does that mean I don't have to do my English test

tomorrow? Drew?

Take this seriously.

Not even chorus?

Oh, sorry.

Hey,

have you seen Maya? Oh, she's so upset about the musical.

She can't talk to anyone.

Yeah, I know. She just texted me.

I'm so mad for her. Really?

I'm mad too.

And this whole musical thing is so stupid.

She should go tell the director off.

What a jerk.

I should do that.

She should do that.

Good advice.

I'll pass that along.

Another summer.

Another spring.

Another fall.

Now I have you.

I don't need anything at all.

Anything. At all.

Hey.

Don't you hey me.

You said after my audition there would be a part for me. But nothing. Not even

chorus.

Becky didn't think you were right for into the guy role.

Aren't you the director?

Yes, I am.

And so...

I'd like to offer you the part of Juliet.

You want me to play a girl?

No.

Juliet is now Jules.

My version is a love story between two guys.

Why are you doing that?

Because I used to stand up for people when no one else would.

And now I'm standing up for you. So, what do you say?

I'm going to be the lead in the school musical.

Yeah?

I'm going to be the lead in the school musical.

I'm going to be the lead in the school musical.

Okay, okay. You need to breathe. I'm going to be the lead in the school

You need to breathe. Your face is getting very red.

Oh, my God.

This play is not going to be easy.

You're going to have to work your butt off. I will take this more seriously

anything I have in my entire life.

Start after school.

But what about your producer? She hated my audition. Procton, you need to be in

this musical.

And if that bothers Becky in the process, bonus.

So you're using me. Do you mind?

Not a bit, you magnificent bastard.

Are you okay?

Still on page three.

I'm sure you could take extra time.

Look, Adam told me about the concussions.

Do you want to talk?

No.

You know, you made the right call.

I'm stupid.

You deserve better.

Where are you going?

To the mall.

To return the gift you didn't want.

I'm done. The lead girl role.

Oh, boy, now.

Hey, there's Juliet.

I wanted to come say congrats in person, so congrats.

I'm not playing Juliet, Campbell.

I am.

I mean, it's not Juliet.

It's a boy now. Never mind. Not relevant.

Yeah, but Maya sent me a direct message.

Oh, God. What did I do?

I don't know.

You told me.

Maya didn't send you the direct message.

I did.

I was still logged in to her FaceRange account.

Okay, what do you mean, still logged in?

When you thought you were online chatting with Maya, it was me.

I didn't know how to talk to you, and it was just easier online.

You lied to me?

It was my fault, too. I let him use my account. We are so sorry, but now we can

start fresh and I'll be friends.

We will never be friends.

Ever.

We so messed up.

Yeah. Maybe he'll come around.

I doubt it.

You still have Romeo and Jules, right?

Let me know the market at all.

Any market you care to choose, that's the one you want.

Hey, I need to return this.

Uh, too blingy? Not blingy enough?

We can find an exchange?

Just a refund.

I missed the big time. That thing I'm gonna do is gonna get my girlfriend

Oh, man, not against me!

oh gotcha

Dude, that was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

And, like, I play a lot of video games, right? You totally took him down like it

was crazy.

Bianca? What happened? Are you okay?

This lowlife stole a $700 phone from our kiosk, and Drew totally took him down

Chris Hemsworth style.

Did you hit your head? Tell me.

Hey, why are you yelling at him? He's a superhero.

Okay. Hipster, disappear.

Now. Thank you.

I followed you here because I was worried.

You're not supposed to be jumping shoplift with Drew. Why would you do

so risky?

They thought I was pretty awesome.

Yeah, but I love you.

You do?

I couldn't take it if something bad happened to you.

You are the sun, the moon, and the night.

You are my everything, everything's so right. I don't need another

summer, another spring, another fall. What's this?

Ah, there you are. I cast Tristan as Jules, a boy.

Romeo is a boy. Yeah?

You're joking.

No.

This is absurd.

Do we need a conference with Mr. Simpson to clear this up?

I already talked to Simpson about Tristan.

He said the choice was inspired.

Direct quote.

But he's the principal of the school. How can he support a play that condones

homosexuality?

You're only doing this to spite me. I'm not. You're trying to push me off my own

project. I just want the play to be special.

It'll be awesome.

Trust me.

Don't need anything at all.

I have to go.

I quit. I quit.

Look, the only thing that has changed is that it's two gay guys. Big whoop.

There's no reason to quit.

You don't get it. I can't be part of something that depicts an alternative

lifestyle choice as normal.

Wow, you're serious.

This isn't right.

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