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Love is in the air, Degrassi, and while our halls are still PDA -free, you can

show your sweetheart you care with a rose, or two, or three.

Hi.

Uh, a dozen yellow.

Who's the lucky guy? My mom.

Today's a big day, we find a different radiation work.

Ooh, best friend special.

If you need me, I'll call.

But, um, I'm really hoping they don't. Yeah.

What about Anya for the play?

No, two cheerful.

We've auditioned ten girls, not one as good as Marisol.

Offered to resign reinstated. And again overruled.

We'll find you a perfect leading lady.

There she is.

Hey, Adam.

Adios.

Starting to get the feeling that you're ignoring me.

Sorry I couldn't make it to your party, Adam. I had to wash my hair. I wanted to

come. Something better came up. It's okay, I get it.

My great -aunt died.

I barely knew her, but my mom was beyond upset.

I, uh, don't know what to say.

Say you'll let me make it up to you?

Well, you probably won't be interested, but we need a new leading lady for the

play, and...

You'd be perfect.

There's singing involved?

No.

But there's a kiss.

With me.

Okay. But I got final wardrobe approval.

Let's get this straight.

I don't cook and I don't clean.

You will not find me holding a broom or scrubbing on my hands and knees.

I expect meals for me prepared three times a day. You like her.

Stop it.

You love her. Do not.

She likes you.

Why else would she agree to do our play?

Well, maybe she doesn't know about me.

You know, Fiona keeps to herself.

Doesn't pay attention to gossip.

If I could get her to know the real me first, then maybe the whole transgender

thing wouldn't matter down the line.

That's a pretty big if.

So, do I have the parts?

The leading man approves.

But you'll have to work hard to catch up.

Uh, yeah, I can help.

Are you free tonight?

Well... I'd have to cancel my Reiki.

But Yoshi will deal?

My condo at 7?

The date.

Well, not a date.

I'll see you at 7, Adam.

Hey, you guys want to get a room?

Hello?

Great.

Great, great, great. I'm gonna be late for math again, because these two have

turned my lock into their personal love nest.

Look at me. I'm in love.

And the only way to show it is to swatch the live in front of everybody.

Sweetheart, we could blow.

Yep. Another activity to highlight the gap between the haves and the have

But you know, I could buy you a rose.

And then I could call you my boyfriend.

Then we'd be locking lips.

That sounds terrible.

Yeah, totally.

Oh, I'm Dave.

Sadie.

Sadie.

I'm, uh, but you know, as a sweetheart, we can't just kind of stick together.

Yeah, there's strength in numbers.

Right, right, right. So, uh, what do you say we meet up sometime?

Say the dot?

Tomorrow?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Cool.

Here are the results of your most recent MRI.

I don't see anything.

Does that mean the cancer is gone?

Every single cell of it. Oh my God.

Oh my God. I told you, there's nothing to be worried about.

If you're lucky, you'll never see us again.

Never. So this is goodbye, then?

I'm afraid so.

We really owe you one, Dr. Chris. You and your team have been wonderful.

Thank you so much.

Yeah, thanks for everything.

All right, come on. Let's go call Dad with the good news. Yeah.

Bye. Bye.

Come on. There'll be other cute doctors in your future.

I hope so.

Cinnamon heart?

I don't deserve it.

My mom's cancer -free, and all I can think about is no more visits to the

hospital.

There's this boy that works there.

Volunteer? Uh, more like a training program.

Med school?

What comes after that?

Anya, he's a doctor.

You can't date a doctor. He's only first -year resident.

I know.

I know. I just can't stop thinking about him.

Focus on his annoying habits.

Like the cute way he bites his pen?

You have him on a pedestal. If you spent time with him, you'd realize he's just

a regular Joe.

Who leaves his seat up and spends hours on PlayStation.

Exactly. So what you're saying is I need to spend more time with him.

I know.

Come on, I've had a pretty sucky year. Don't I deserve one perfect date?

Okay, so how are you going to get it?

Well, me and my best friend, who happens to be dating my ex, will bump into him.

He'll be at Pizza Leslie at 7.

Whoa, this place is amazing.

Thanks.

You don't mind if I have a little campaign to get into character?

No, of course not. Go ahead.

Some people can be so weird about it.

Not me.

So, where do we begin?

The first time the inventor brings the woman to life.

You mean where he kisses her?

Or we could start somewhere else.

There's this scene at the park.

Probably... Better to get the kid out of the way.

Okay, if that's what you think.

So I'm flicking the switch.

Nothing happens.

So I approach.

Before we do this, there's something you should know.

I'm transgender.

Okay. Okay?

You knew?

I'm from New York. My mom's stylist Wilma used to be William.

You thought I'd freak out?

It's a pre -established pattern.

Girls aren't exactly lining up to kiss me.

Well, I'd rather kiss you than any other guy at school.

Wait, what?

Oops.

My brother keeps a spare change of clothes. I'll go get them.

Hi, uh, I have a reservation.

Okay, um, here is the hostess, Dan.

He looks so... old.

And, and cute.

Are you gonna go talk to him?

No. You look too desperate.

So, you're gonna fake choking.

What? I faked a pregnancy for you.

Fine.

Pass me those olives.

Anya, what's wrong?

My friend, he's choking.

Okay, do you need help?

This might hurt a little.

Can I get you some water?

Thanks, I'm fine.

Gotta watch it with the olives.

Major choking hazard.

And that's what I'm always telling her.

So can we buy you a thank you dessert?

I'd love to, but I'm actually meeting someone.

It was great seeing you, Anya.

Maybe she's his sister.

Me neither.

Family's really close.

Adam, wasn't taking so long.

Let me do it.

Molto bello.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Why did you skip my party?

I told you, my great aunt is probably alive and well.

You look at me like I'm the perfect princess.

But I'm not.

And once you realize that, you'll get sick of me.

Everyone does.

It's never gonna happen.

Come on, let's get another drink.

Your turn.

Here.

That woman did not seem like his type.

What's that, 5 '5", brownish hair, way too young for him?

I know you think I'm crazy, but every time I'm around him, I want to puke.

In a good way.

You need to forget about him.

No. I went out last night to get a date, and I never even tried.

So, here goes.

Oh, God. Okay, I can't.

It's him. If I let it go through, it'll go to voicemail, and he'll know I called

and answer it.

Dr. Chris.

Hi. I was just calling to say thanks for helping out my friend yesterday.

Am I free for dinner?

But what about... Oh, she's just a friend.

Okay, well, my college seminar at college is over at 5.

Maybe we can meet up afterwards?

I know this great little spot called Little Mistakes.

Okay.

See you then.

What would a college student wear on her first date?

Hey, did you get the flowers?

White's your favorite, right?

I bet last night we were just having fun.

We were caught up in the moment.

That's to pretend it never happened.

Pretend what never happened.

I need you to understand.

Okay.

We're ready to get started.

Fiona, take your mark.

That's my cue.

What's the big surprise?

All right, look, guess who's got a date?

With her.

Me, you morons. I have a date with her.

Wow, Dave, that's great.

Yeah, she is fine.

Yeah, she's also smart and funny.

And way taller than you.

Only by an inch or two.

Okay, look, no one's going to notice.

Yeah, no, it doesn't sound like a stretch.

Last night, Fiona was into me. Like, really into me.

And now she claims it was some big mistake.

Give me the play -by -play.

Okay, well, I told her about me. She already knew.

And then just before she spilled her champagne... Wait, wait, wait.

She was drinking?

Maybe a little. Why?

Invenum Veritas.

I don't speak Greek.

Latin.

Whatever.

Does it mean girls like Fiona don't fall for guys like me?

Quite the opposite.

In wine, there's truth. When people drink, they say or do stuff that they're

scared to when they're sober.

Maybe she does like me.

So, do you usually date your patient's daughters?

That's why I got into medicine.

The dating prospect?

I was a geek in high school. Got great grades, but couldn't get a girl to save

my life.

Those doctors on TV, though, they got play.

The saving lives.

Minor perk.

Yeah, I wanted to ask you out for ages.

I just assumed that a college girl like you wouldn't be interested in an old guy

like me.

So, how old are you exactly?

25.

25?

You think I'm ancient?

No! How old are you?

Twenty? And a half.

Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

No need to apologize.

For anything except being a Lakers fan.

Why, what's your team?

No, wait, let me guess.

Miami Heat.

How did you know?

Because all the girls like LeBron.

He's one of the league's top scorers.

Yeah, you got the staff to back that up?

Wow, I can't believe you're a basketball fan.

Four brothers, didn't have a choice.

Okay, well, you want to go get some grub? Yeah.

Hey, you should sit down.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Why don't you save our seats and I'll go get the food.

Okay.

Your brother's clothes.

I had them cleaned.

You couldn't wait till rehearsal to see me?

Actually, I'm dropping out of the play.

But you begged me to sign up.

Because I thought I had a chance with you.

Now that I know it was all in my head, it kind of blows.

What if it wasn't?

Then you'd invite me in.

We'd talk.

I did order enough dinner for two.

Do you like foie gras?

I do now.

So, hobbies?

I LARP.

Like role play?

Are you going to ask for the bill?

You might when I tell you I play Dungeons and Dragons. I barely came out

basement in senior year.

Well, you've adjusted to the light quite nicely.

Do you have time for dessert?

She doesn't.

I don't?

Oh, I don't. She's right. Curfew.

Curfew?

Self -imposed.

Anya's a very conscientious student.

Guilty as charged.

As long as you're not blowing me off.

No, not a millionaire.

I'll drive you home.

Your dorm must be close by.

You need to pay at the counter.

Where's my dorm?

You've got to try this cheese. I had it shipped from New York.

Great. I love peas.

Whoa, someone's thirsty.

Help me relax.

You don't have a problem with me drinking, do you?

No, of course not.

In France, everyone has that pair of teeth before dinner. It's like the law.

Well, maybe you should have too.

You sure I can't drive you to your dorm?

Holly J's headed that way anyway.

I had a really nice time tonight.

Yeah, me too.

I was afraid that once my mom got better that I wouldn't get to see you again.

Well, I'm sure we could come up with an excuse to get you into the hospital.

Actually, there's this mole that I wanted you to examine. It's right here.

I don't feel anything unusual.

Are you trying to seduce me, Miss McPherson?

Is it working?

I'll call you tomorrow.

You better.

Jonah?

Forgot my history book.

Whoa.

Okay.

Looks like you two had quite a night.

Adam and I were just rehearsing.

I don't know, you're drunk.

No, I just had a glass or two, right Adam?

Right.

Very convincing.

Party's over. Come on, Fi, I'll tuck you in. No, I don't want to.

Fiona. Not my mom. You can't tell me what to do.

She's really not that drunk.

Just keep an eye on her, okay?

If you need anything, my number's on your phone.

And sometimes she doesn't notice if you substitute seltzer for champagne.

Holy J is so uptight.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Now that Holy J is gone.