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Okay, if you were to write an essay on the Victorian era, where would you

Uh, well, when was it?

The Victorian era?

I have no idea.

Maybe you should have said the essay Ali wrote for you was your own.

I'm trying to forget about that.

So I'm guessing you two are over?

I don't appreciate being called stupid.

I'm a new guy at a new school.

I don't see why I should be tied down.

I suck at schoolwork, but I rule a girl.

Hi. Hey.

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up. It's ego time.

Watch Andrew Torres drown 12 raw eggs.

Ha ha, make fun. But you don't know what it's like to have the hottest thrown at

you left, right, and center.

So with all your options, who are you going to pick?

I don't know, someone simple.

Okay.

It's a bigger and better thing.

Okay, here's what I'm looking for. Cute, fun, attracted to shiny objects. Where

should I look?

The pet store?

No, seriously, man. Help me navigate.

An artsy girl could be cool.

Might involve nude portraiture.

And underarm hair.

What about the theater chase?

Sure, if you want drama 24 -7.

I can't go wrong with a cheerleader.

Cute, peppy, and they can do no wrong in those skirts.

I hear Marisol's single.

Oh, yeah?

Hmm.

Hey, Marisol.

There's a power slaughter in the hottie. I'm concerned about your current status

as a single.

Well, the right guy hasn't come along, I guess.

Oh, what's taking him so long?

I don't know.

I couldn't be more available right now.

Well, somebody has to ask you out.

It'd be a sin not to.

Yeah, but who?

I heard you with Allie. I don't see her around.

Do you?

No.

Beat, beat. We can't be all retired for French again.

Heels, what's the rush?

Hey, hot stuff.

Hey.

Um, hot stuff?

What am I missing here?

Mild flirtation, nothing serious.

I expected you to act weird post -breakup, but Sav?

What's so wrong with Sav?

You like him.

No.

No, of course not.

Hmm, what would Declan say?

Fiona. But you're supposed to be my sister -in -law someday.

Look, I don't know what's going to happen in the future, but I do know that

thought of Sav and I together is wrong.

So very... Right.

And so, so hot.

You kissed?

And her lips weren't all, like, tight and angry and hard?

I don't think so.

Maybe she was a bit surprised.

She didn't slap you? No.

That's good, right? Dude, she was, like, best friends with your ex -girlfriend.

No, man.

Anya doesn't need to know. Fun secret times in the student council room await.

Okay, Mr.

Commitment, don't go buying any engagement rings just yet. Of course

until I'm finished my lunch.

Con man.

So I was thinking, it's cool that you have a girl, even if she only exists in

online RPG.

Thank you, I appreciate your approval.

But you know what's even better than a virtual girlfriend?

A real one.

That's not necessarily accurate.

Okay, come on, can you make out with an avatar?

That's not important to us. Can't you buy her cool gifts?

The greatest gift to me is her advanced magic skill look. Okay, okay, so can you

take me to the dance as a date?

Didn't think so.

But we aren't supposed to meet strangers off the internet.

Okay, so me and Wes will come check it out and make sure it's safe.

In public, so no worries.

Okay, yeah. So, do you just want me to go on a date so you know what it's like?

Boom! Dick Connor!

You usually finish all the key cards before I can get one.

You thinking about Drew?

I admit doing it this way was stupid, but I saw a side of him and it was

mean. So are you a broom?

I'm pretty sure he's over me.

Can we go?

Like I said.

All the girls think you're the hottest guy on the team.

Ben Casey, Ben Rowley, Ben Zane, Ben.

Glad to hear I'm on top.

You want to order something?

Um, ladies first.

What are you getting?

A large iced tea for me. Me too.

I love iced tea.

Me too.

Have you heard of the band Hot Chip? Oh my god, they're like the best.

Yeah? What's your favorite song with them?

So, two iced teas, anything else?

Go ahead. What are you getting?

I'm going to get a tuna wrap with a scoop of strawberry ice cream on top and

garlic salt.

Really? Yes, that's what I want.

Okay, here's the box.

And for the lady?

I'll get the same.

Okay, weirdo.

You sure you don't want something else?

Easier if I don't have to think for myself.

I bet you'd be wearing a Realm of Doom shirt, you hear?

I don't know.

Why can't I taste you?

You owe it to the clown.

If you're nervous, you look nervous.

Yeah, my stomach's bruising and everything, so I'm just hoping it

into gas.

Real classy, Holmes.

Guys, here's your Realm of Doom shirt.

It's her.

Oh!

She's a woman. I thought she was supposed to be 16.

Maybe it's not her. Oh, that's definitely her.

Okay, let me go check.

What if it's that?

She's waiting for me.

No.

Hey.

Can I ask you something?

Make it quick.

Okay, you win. I'll go to the dance with you.

All better?

That's it?

That's all you have?

I thought you'd be happy.

You made a mistake, I made a mistake. Can we please move on already?

You're my mistake, Drew.

What are you talking about? We have one fight and you run off to Marisol?

Marisol's boring.

She made me realize that I want to hang out with you.

So you like me because I'm less boring than someone else. Wow, that's romantic.

Surprised I haven't seen that one on a breeding card.

Could, uh, I could make one for you.

Ugh.

So, the dance does, uh, mean yes in Hindi? It means go away in caveman. I'm

surprised you didn't know that.

Thank you.

Peter. Holly J.

How's it going?

Good. Just, uh, skipping work and dropping off to court for the dance.

Is that upstairs?

Yeah. What?

I'm just wondering.

Oh, God, what did he say?

He didn't hear it from me, but my man likes you.

Is that bad?

You're guessing it goes both ways?

No, it doesn't.

But you can.

Because I've told you that.

We shouldn't have. It was a big mistake.

Well, you better tell him that, then.

Looking good.

Thanks. It's new.

Oh, um, I was actually talking about the decorations.

Yeah, yeah, no, and I think they'll be ready for tomorrow night.

So, uh, do you feel as weird as I do?

Totally.

When we kissed, it was... Stupid.

So stupid.

Yeah, and it would be so stupid if we did it again.

We are such idiots.

You're going to give yourself blister.

No.

Easy, caveman.

Seriously?

I can't win.

Like with other girls, I don't care and it's easy. But with Allie, like I get

nervous. That's because you actually like her.

Yeah, I tried telling her that, but nothing I say works.

Haven't you ever seen an 80s movie?

No, not on purpose.

The girl who's worth it requires an effort, like a gesture or something.

Not the same old Drew tricks.

I know pathetic love, so I want to hear one.

liar. You do like him.

Fine. I like being around him. Is that so wrong? A little reboundage.

Can you really trust your feelings right now? I mean, you just broke it off with

Declan. You're using Seth.

It's not like that.

What's it like then?

Girl gets her heart broken. Girl finds new guy to fill attention void.

Classic story that ends in ouch.

There won't be any ouch.

Whatever.

I thought you deleted all your Declan pics.

I guess I forgot one.

Um, should we take a different route?

Can't avoid them forever.

Oh, here she comes.

You guys remember your line?

This is so stupid. Shut up. It's going to work.

Break. Ready. Down.

That's hot.

His killer smile makes ladies scream.

He's the best TV in the entire league.

Every girl in school wants to be his match, and that's why he is the perfect.

Catch.

Wow, um, I don't even know what to say.

Say you'll go to the dance with me.

Come on, why not?

Look, I'm not going to go to the dance with you because you think you're great.

Maybe you should take the mirror to the dance.

Come on, Allie. I like you. Really?

You never told me why.

I told you that was a stupid idea.

Well,

howdy, partner.

Oh, that's the we -need -to -talk look if I've ever seen one.

You're a great guy, Sav. I just... I can't do this.

Why?

I'm not totally over Declan.

I shouldn't be surprised.

Sorry I kissed you.

It's okay.

We just got carried away for a few minutes.

Yeah. It was a fun few minutes.

No hard feelings?

Yeah, no. I mean, who wants to be a rebound anyways, right?

So if we're going back to being colleagues...

Do you want to help me stack some drinks?

Queen 16?

More like Loser Queen 42.

I don't get why I couldn't just talk to her. I mean, we left her there alone.

That's just rude.

She's too old for you, Connor.

Well, Miss O's old and you like her.

Yeah, ask her to do the future.

Make a hot, stuffy picture that I'll never date.

Not some online random.

Besides, you don't even know who this woman is.

She could be a serial killer.

She's not a serial killer.

I'm not talking to her.

When everything's all right, there won't be any restrictions on the way.

I promise.

Are you ready to get set up for the dance?

Does it look if we don't go?

I'm not really in the mood.

All right.

Shoot some hoops, then?

Yeah, sure. One second.

As cheerleader, I'm concerned with our quarterback standing alone on the

sidelines. I'm dead. Not right now.

Waiting for someone else.

Is it weird if I ask you girl advice?

Yeah. Again.

Good luck waiting around.

I just want to thank the lovely Holly J. Sinclair for making tonight happen.

We're all very lucky to have her as our vice president, and I'm very lucky to

have her as a friend.

I'd also add that in that getup, She looks awesome!

So let's thank her by having the best Degrassi dance ever.

I have to give shout -out to my vice president.

Too much?

I really like you, Sav.

What? I said I really like you, Sav.

Right. As a friend.

You don't need to explain anymore.

It's more than that.

Anything you and I start could have an expiration date.

So it's romantic limbo for both of us.

Until the future comes calling.

Yeah.

So, I mean, we could put our heads down and live out the next six months like a

couple of heartless zombies.

Or?

Or we could fill that time with each other.

No pressure, no parents, just you and I making each other feel good.

Why shouldn't we have fun, right? Right.

Just until grad, then we shake hands and we go our separate ways.

I know, it's a crazy theory.

Well, I guess we'll just have to put it to the test.

That is pandemic.

Well,

it looks like it's becoming a thing.

Degrassi, another pandemic track coming right up.

Not Jenna.

I asked Adam to get you.

Ally, hold up.

There have been other girls in my life, but they're not like you.

You're smart, you like school, and you can bang off an entire rescue in the

night. Yeah, and?

I like that.

I like never knowing what you're going to say next.

You do?

I'm not smart like you.

And if we dated, it would just be a matter of time before you dumped me.

So when I did the essay for you, I thought I was calling you dumb.

People have been telling me that my entire life.

Mom, Dad, Brother, Perino, and the other teacher I've ever had.

There are two types of smarts.

Book smarts and people smarts.

I've dated the book smart guy before and trust me, it's overrated.

People meet you and they love you right away.

I just wish I would have been more people smart when it came to you.

Since we're alone in here.

Made it work.

You know, if this was a Las Vegas gangster movie,

we'd be making out on top of the money.

Holly J!

In here, Fee!

Oh, my feeble wrist.

I was looking for you.

Hey, weirdos.

What are you, like, playing statues?

Um, I need my history notes back.

Oh, they're in my locker. I can bring them to class.

Okay.

Okay, well, um...

We have a bucket of change to count.

You're welcome to stay and help out if you like.

Oh, that's okay.

I don't really like touching coins, though.

You know, Anya might freak if she ever found out about us. Yeah, she can't

And nor can Fiona.

Keeping this a secret might be harder than it looks.

It might be fun to try.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for my girlfriend.

Cute, smart, kind of sexy.

Kind of? You mean very, and that must be me. Now, where is my boyfriend?

Oh, wait. Is that what I am?

Well, I mean, we've been through so many permutations, I barely know what

boyfriend -girlfriend means right now.

I don't know what permutations means, but I do know this is simple.

I'm yours.

You're mine.

Now... To make it official.

You're his girlfriend.

What's wrong?

I'm not thinking it. Just for the first time, I feel like I'm in something good.

Me too.