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We at Free the Children really appreciate you giving up your weekend,

mention food, to celebrate for change.

And now, our Freedom Fast coordinator, Anya McPherson.

Hi.

We have a lot of activities and demonstrations planned to pass the time.

have an appearance from our very own mystery band, Stu.

You got dude, cupcake ass.

Swallow those pancakes, because the fast begins in three, two, and

go.

My stomach is in knots, and it's not from hunger.

At least not yet.

Seriously expected to boil water for everyone.

After you haul it from the well.

Newsflash, Anya, we're not in Africa or wherever.

Boiling clean water is a waste of time.

I'm trying to raise awareness of conditions in other countries.

Don't bear me. This isn't an ego trip, plain and simple. And trust me, no one

likes an attention whore.

Why can't you be supportive?

Sav ran the Freedom Fast last year, and he taught me everything he knows.

I'm going to take him along.

Holly J. just being Holly J.? I swear, if she got to know you better...

I got it.

How is my big, strong boyfriend a lifting bucket?

Oh, no.

No way.

Six hours down, who's dreaming of pizza?

If you're wondering if it's all worth it, this should help. It's a thank you

letter from Sierra Leone.

My name is Helen.

You know, Anya worships you.

What Holly J.

Sinclair says is gospel.

Can't argue with that.

Is there any chance we could try to be friends?

For Anya's sake?

Okay.

Well, the basis of friendship is trust, right?

So, let's trade secrets.

Secrets? Like, personal ones?

Yeah, to build trust on me.

Sorry, habit.

You first.

Okay.

I'm into dudes.

Oh, cool. So that's how Anya scored such a coup.

Yeah, I play guitar.

Sav Vandari, man of mystery.

Okay, what's your secret?

I'm always in my sister's shadow.

And sometimes I feel like I'm a failure.

You could never be in anyone's shadow. You've got a fire inside.

No wonder Anya's head over heels for you.

You're perfect.

Uh, Holly J.

I need some advice.

There's something I need to tell Anya, but I don't know how.

Hey, advice? I'm your girl.

Someday, my parents are going to set me up with a wife who isn't Anya.

You're having an arranged marriage.

Okay, you want gospel?

Do not tell her.

There it is.

Yeah.

That was the only thing my mom left me.

I'm so sorry, boo.

I didn't mean to make you feel so sad.

Jay, still?

You've been giving me this chill for two weeks now. Maybe it isn't so easy to

get over the fact that you pawned my ring for two useless tickets to

Malta! Okay? And I am really sorry, so can you let me know when you're going to

stop punishing me?

I'm sorry.

I am. It's just... I feel like I failed her.

Well, let's get it back. Maybe if we just explain to the guy how important it

is.

Pawnbrokers aren't usually bleeding hearts about things like this.

There's another way. Quick and easy.

Jay, put that down.

Okay? That's the old Jay way.

Right. The old Jay way.

And I've got $50, $50 for this fantastic antique birdcage. I'm looking for $60.

Who's going to give me $60? Oh, I've got $60. Who's going to go $75 and $100,

$100, $150?

If you had us in rookie play, that would be worth something.

Very dorktacular, Darren.

Damien. See what Jay says when I turn these into cash.

Seriously, what are we doing here?

What about eBay?

Oh, that requires a credit card or a bank account, Mr. Cash online. This is

lame. Is it lame if it saves our engagement?

Sold for $350.

Next up, a rather unusual item.

We're next.

Show me the money, suckers.

Two airline tickets to Malta.

Bidding starts at $500. Let's get $500. I'm looking for $500. Is it going to be

$500? Got $500 over here. Thank you. Let's go to $5. No, no, no.

Yeah, um, do you know how much those tickets are worth?

Two grand.

Come on, people, two grand and you are in lush, tropical Malta, huh?

It's a steal at twice the price. Here, please, take your seat.

No, wait.

Okay, give me the tickets, then. Give me the tickets. A bid has been placed.

They're not yours anymore. Rules are rules.

All right, let's continue the bidding now. We're at...

I'm looking for 550, 550 once.

Twice.

Gold for $550.

This is actually my first time back to North America in three months.

From Canada, originally.

I don't spend too much time in North America anymore.

I obviously love it here, but most of my work is overseas.

How are my water boilers?

Keeping up with demand.

Your boyfriend sure is helpful.

See, I told you you'd like Sav once you got to know him.

Well, I got to know him all right.

Isn't he sweet and honest and good?

Yeah, he's a real catch and full of surprises.

What do you mean?

Nothing. You're in love. Lucky you.

Oh, don't be upset, Holly J. Maybe you're just a late bloomer.

I'm sure you'll find someone someday and you'll be able to bring him to my and

Sav's wedding.

Or maybe we can all go to his.

Okay, I didn't want to get into the middle of this, but my new friend Sav

exchanged secrets.

So was it bad?

I mean, you know me.

My secrets go in the vault, but I am your loyal friend, and I could make an

exception.

Yeah, just this once.

Please? You sure?

My clean ticket. Thank you.

Thank you.

All that for some baseball cards? I know. Not bad. Not bad.

Still think this was a lame idea, Ray?

Hilarious.

Uh, the Malta tickets?

Yeah. How could I forget?

Yeah. Nice job, buddy. Way to work the crowd over on that.

Do you need a juice box or a nap? Stop acting like a baby. Stop acting like my

mom. I haven't lived with one most of my life. I'm pretty sure I don't need one

now. Maybe you don't need a fiancé either.

Where's the guy I fell in love with? The charming, confident guy who would fix

things, not mope about them. I don't know. He met you.

What is that supposed to mean? I'm saying, where's the girl that I fell in

with? The one that's supposed to be supportive?

She's leaving.

Manny, wait.

I'm sorry.

Is it true?

Your little arrangement?

Holly Day told me.

That was a secret.

Anya, wait. It's not what you think. No.

I get it, Sav. You have to marry someone from your own culture. I have to meet

the girl my parents choose, like a blind date. But I still have to like her. And

it's years away. Nothing is set in stone.

But that person will never be me.

Anya.

If we're together, I'll fight that battle when the time comes. It's

But you're worth it.

This is all Holly J.

She's trying to tear us apart.

And now she has to pay.

I am so sorry I had to be the bearer of bad news about Sav.

No, you did me a favor.

You're a true friend, Holly J., and I'm sorry I ever let Sal come between us.

Just hug it out, sweetie.

It's better you find out now than later.

I am such a mess.

Must be the hunger.

Girl, I'd eat roadkill right now.

Um, even better.

Double chocolate chip.

It's not like the poor kids in Timbuktu will ever know.

No.

Only one way to say it. I'm a dirty liar.

Yeah. I'm a dirty liar. Yeah.

I'm a dirty liar. Yeah.

This is like chocolate. If you want them, fine. You're lost.

Only ten more hours to go.

We can do this, people.

Ten more hours? Why must you torture us? Me?

Need food.

Almost midnight, and as promised, Dudes is on deck.

But, but, before we get down to business, we have an update from our

team.

It's the Cookie Monster!

You did this?

You had a camera in there?

Settle down!

Holly J. cheating on a charity fundraiser.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Hope it was worth it.

You have one chance to apologize to me in front of the entire school for your

little stunt.

I can't.

Nice loyalty on you, Anya. After everything I've done for you?

You almost broke me and Sav up.

Why would you do that?

Almost? That's a shame. On the other hand, you made me look like I don't care

about poor charity cases.

You... you don't!

Whatever happened, you had it coming.

Listen very carefully, Anya.

You do not want Holly J. St. Clair as an enemy.

Well, she certainly hasn't been a friend.

Bring it.

Rise and shine, freedom pastors.

Four more hours and then we eat. We can't eat.

Let us sleep.

Yeah, me hungry.

Holly J had the right idea.

Failure is not an option, fuzzball. It looks bad, especially on me.

Your fate looks bad on you.

Any more attitude from you, and I will tell the girls about your uncontrollable

morning sickness.

Understand?

Come on. We got water to boil.

What's with the rage?

Excuse me?

I'm hungry, I'm tired, and I'm not going to let those losers talk to me like

that. They're just joking.

You better come see this.

Pizza?

For breakfast?

Wait,

wait, you guys can't eat!

Danny, here, you guys can't do this.

I take back what I said.

Pizza!

Pizza!

Stop, what do I do?

I don't know, this didn't happen last week.

All fair love and war, Anya.

Slice?

Anya, what's going on? The fast still looks four hours.

Huh. So much for leadership.

I guess you fail.

You're my fiancé and my soulmate.

Losing you would be like amputating a leg.

So, whatever my issues, I will get over them for you.

I will do anything for you.

Love, Jay.

Well, me.

You had to write that down?

It comes with this.

How did you get this? I just got it, okay?

And I want you to keep it.

Forever.

Gee, the way you acted, it really freaked me out. It was like the old you

back. The old me is gone.

I know you still adore the new me.

You can't just flick a switch and fall out of love.

Listen to your heart.

I need you, boo.

I have nobody else.

Anya, Anya, Anya.

You still raise tons of money. I heard Craig say you did a good job, and the

poor will still sing songs about you.

This isn't a joke.

All I did was try, and I wanted to accomplish something and to feel good

change.

I didn't know you felt bad.

Well, I do.

All the time, and it's because of you. You can't stand to see me happy.

Why do you hate me so much?

I don't.

You're my best friend.

Then why do you treat me like dirt?

Because you let me.

All right. For you, one half -fat vanilla hazelnut latte to get you

school day. And for me...

Second chance.

Press it down. I gotta say, that ring looks much better on your finger than in

some sleazy pawn shop window.

That's not my ring.

This is your stolen ring.

A broken window doesn't lie, unlike you.

Again, again, and again.

You can't steal what's yours.

Jay, breaking and entering is a whole new level of criminal.

I am the same criminal that you fell in love with.

No, you're not.

You're hopeless.

You're a bitch.

Goodbye, Jay.

Don't expect me to visit you in jail.

It was fun while it lasted, Dimples.

New day, new week, new holiday.

Leave me alone.

Okay, we've had fights before, but we always make up.

Hey, look, I'll even help you clean up the mess.

Stop helping, Holly.

It's Holly J.

You only make messes with lives, and yesterday is the last time I'll ever let

you make a mess of mine.

Okay, are you off your meds? You're hysterical.

It comes like that, that's why we're not friends anymore.

Anya, come on.

Okay, without you, I have no friends. You know that.

You did this to yourself.

Get over yourself.