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Snow. Just like that?
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Mr.
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Simpson's on leave, and since I normally
have a spare right now, I'm all yours.
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Fantastic, huh?
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History class isn't enough torture.
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All right.
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Simpson's lesson.
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How -to videos.
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Groups of four.
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Due Thursday.
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Go.
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Darcy's reconnecting with her parents
this week, so, partners?
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Only good enough to work with when your
girlfriend's gone? You know it.
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So what's the topic?
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How to Get Girls, taught by the masters
of lady love, the Double D.
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Double D? You guys named yourself after
a bra cup?
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You know it.
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Man, if they taught getting girls in
school, you guys would be in, like, pre
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I bet neither of you can even get past
hello with Rachel over there.
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Bet you our lunch money we can.
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Show me what you got, Afro -dorks.
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Rachel, as a Lakers transplant, you've
missed our secret moves? The ones only
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you know about?
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What? What mi amigo means to say is
welcome to the land of love.
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Let us be your tour guides.
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All kidding aside, would you like to
join our study group, Rachel?
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Sure, Danny.
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I'm Derek.
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Whatever. You're both cute.
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So, how to get girls. We need
introduction, demonstration, and a
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How to get girls.
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You're serious?
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Okay. How do we not make it totally
lame?
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We were just trying to think of
something funny. Right, dude? Yeah.
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exactly. You two are pretty tight, huh?
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Brothers from different mothers.
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Okay. Let's keep it simple. Like, how to
buy gifts for girls?
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Rachel, just being around girls turns
your brains to mush.
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Well, lucky they've got the looks.
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Dude, you just hit on us. Say something,
quick.
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Rachel.
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Would you like to hang out with us after
school?
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Sure.
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Please, just skip J -Time for one day. I
can't be in here alone.
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Meg's suspension is all loose.
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Yeah, because it's so easy to forget a
sexual assault accusation. False
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accusation. Darcy admitted it.
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Okay?
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I want to step daddy coming back.
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Look, I'm just saying.
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I hate Perino so much that, you know, I
kind of miss the guy.
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Wandering hands and all.
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Hey, hey, step off.
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Now.
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Thanks. You didn't have to. When are
people going to let it go?
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I wish I knew.
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You okay?
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I'm better now.
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I win.
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Again.
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I can't believe she's actually hanging
out with us.
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She's into one of you dorks.
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I don't know what's wrong with her, but
she is.
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Just another case of LL Cool D.
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Ladies love Cool Danny.
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Dream on.
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She's been eyeing me like a fat cat has
a rack of ribs.
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Whatever.
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Let's just swear that no matter what, no
chick will ever come between us.
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Double D forever.
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Double D forever, bro.
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I'm a school project.
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And what's in it for me?
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Well, our video's about buying presents
for fine ladies like yourself.
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Lots of guys will be watching.
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Guys with money.
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Wednesday. You have two hours before
close.
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But I'll be watching your homeboy over
there.
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I... Homeboy? What the hell was that?
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We paranoid.
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Probably just a joke.
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If it's not, Rachel's not gonna like
this place either.
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Rachel's going to be fine. Once I charm
her into this.
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What do you mean, charm her out of it?
You're such a loser.
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Who just got the store?
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I'm the closer, bro.
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In the Halifax case, the teacher was
cleared, but he didn't go back.
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The union rep said most teachers do
return.
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People want you back, Snake.
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Even Damien said.
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Can you pick up Jack on Wednesday?
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Christine, it's hard to get organized
when he's here.
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Well, Manny's coming over on Wednesday.
We can watch him.
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You know students aren't allowed here
until it's settled.
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So, can I go to her house instead?
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We're all meeting with the union rep
Wednesday.
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Great! I'm treated like a prisoner and I
haven't done anything.
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I know the feeling, Emma.
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Check out my new toy.
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Brand new.
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Yeah, check this out.
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Hey, Tony.
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Rolling.
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So smooth, I'm about to make Rachel's
day.
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Daniel, are you paying attention?
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Rachel. Hey, so, um, I was thinking
maybe, you know, me and, uh, uh, eat
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Uh, maybe, like, you know, uh, together
or whatnot.
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Uh, Derek, how about for now we just...
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Focus on these items.
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Absolutely.
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Yeah, no, brilliant.
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Focus, focus.
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I didn't say cut.
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No, no, no, erase it now.
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Hey,
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what was all that about?
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Just Derek trying to be funny.
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So when are you going to teach him?
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To be funny? Hey, I've tried. Yeah, I
know.
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Do you want to go out tonight?
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Like, out? Out?
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Yeah.
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Okay. That'd be cool.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Please, Mr. Benz, if there is any way I
can do a makeup... C -minus.
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Should have prepped better.
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Question six. The mole is not a rodent.
It's a unit of measurement.
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Oh, no. I blinked.
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Do the work, Emma. Mark's that up.
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Homes at school and schools at home,
huh?
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Stuff with your stepdad takes the focus
off Kem, I guess.
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Kem is seeking the backseat to Rules and
Procedures 101 these days. Check this
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out.
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Heartbreaking work of staggering genius.
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Quite the endorsement.
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That's the title.
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By Dave Eggers.
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He's my favorite author.
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Wow.
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You're the first guy I've met who even
has a favorite author.
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His life goes haywire and he just
steals.
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I could learn a thing or two from that.
The whole dealing thing is kind of
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escaping me at the moment.
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Call me later.
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I'd love to hear what you think of the
book.
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Sick turtleneck, Franklin.
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It's a dickie, dude.
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How can you even say dickie with a
straight face?
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Because I'm not five years old.
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Look, whatever, D, listen.
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We've got to give Rachel the boot.
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What? Why?
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She stabbed me.
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In the heart.
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Man, she didn't stab anything.
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Ever think maybe you're not the one that
Rachel was after?
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I'm the closer, D. I know, but still,
you should prepare.
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Mentally. In case.
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In case what?
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Is it Peter?
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Because it couldn't be you.
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Right, my brother?
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That a hickey, dude?
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What, you and Rachel? I'm the one, man.
I'm the one she likes. What can I do?
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Double D forever, huh?
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Derek, come on. You know what?
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The only thing you're good at is
stealing.
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And you stole her from me. Okay, she was
mine.
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You stole her from me.
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Derek.
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Derek, dude, quit it. You can't just
ignore me.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Mr. Prino.
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I need to switch groups.
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Can't work with these fictitating
lovebirds.
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Well, it sounds like you've got a Yoko.
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Yoko Ono. She married John Lennon.
People say she broke up the Beatles.
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The Beatles?
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Look it up.
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And you can't switch, okay?
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So come together right now.
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Don't worry.
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We can work it out.
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We can work it out, right?
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After everything we've been through?
Whatever.
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It's not like I have a choice.
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Dinner say Simpson -Nelson tonight?
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Never thought I'd miss fake meat. I
can't. The union lawyer says the Simpson
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half can't be around students.
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Wow, like you're under house arrest.
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Not that bad.
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Damien and I were on the phone until
midnight.
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Did you know he volunteers at an animal
shelter? His mom's allergic, but he
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loves dogs.
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Wow, late night phone call phase
already.
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Okay, gangster.
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This is done in ten and then out.
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Understand?
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Guys, we got ten minutes.
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Roll it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Step three. Pick out something
nice and cozy like a cami or PJs.
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Dudes, let's get real.
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Girls act like they're all nice, but
really, it's all just a lie.
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So... Get your girls this instead.
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Crotchless panties.
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Just like a girl's heart, these
crotchless panties have a big hole in
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Gross. Okay, if a guy bought me that,
I'd dump it that.
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Can we maybe try it with a pair of
panties that have more crotch?
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Fine. As long as your girlfriend isn't
offended.
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Right?
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Guys, we're still rolling.
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Told you this is the perfect chill -out
spot.
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Still working on the book?
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I'm staggered by its genius.
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Hmm. Clever.
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So peaceful here. I love it. Yeah.
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Me too.
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Of course, it may have something to do
with the company.
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Not too pushy.
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I don't want to seem desperate.
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I'm not complaining.
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Okay, fine.
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Rufus, come.
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Come.
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Good dog.
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Good dog.
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Got a dog?
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Yeah. I found him on Craigslist, free to
a good home. I named him Eggers.
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I'm sure he'll get used to it. Right,
Eggers?
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So you just up and adopted him?
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Well, it's better than going to some
awful lab experiment.
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Maybe we can walk him together.
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He'll be like ours.
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Whoa. Ours?
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You're a great girl, but we just started
going out and now a dog?
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Great. I went too fast.
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Girl, you went NASCAR.
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Eggers!
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Dude, she likes him, not you. Just let
it go.
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You want to make the video funny?
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Like really funny?
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Roll the camera.
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Okay, smell this.
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Welcome to how to get back at your
backstabbing best friend.
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Step one, take some bloody lingerie.
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That's so cute.
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You like that one. Step two, sneak it
into his bag.
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Step three, his girlfriend finds it,
thinks he's buying fur, and slaps him in
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the face for being a total perv.
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Voila. Sweet revenge.
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Cut. Classic.
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Too bad we can never use that.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, we're hitting the dot. We'll see
you lovebirds later. Have fun.
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This is like the Inquisition. I'm guilty
until proven innocent.
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Sit, Rufus Eggers, and don't bark,
please.
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Okay, but even if I get cleared, what
about my reputation? I mean, being
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of sexual harassment doesn't just go
away.
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The union will help you weather that
storm once we get there. We've heard
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could take months.
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Not necessarily.
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We can't guarantee anything, but if
you... I'm home, if anyone cares.
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Better extremely late than never.
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I was just trying and failing to have a
normal life.
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I'm sorry.
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This is Monica.
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The lawyer from the teacher's union.
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Just here to help get things back to
normal.
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Normal. Whatever that is.
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Is there a dog in the house?
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I got him, but he's going back.
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We'll both be out of your way.
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You're not alone in this, Emma.
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Tell that to the people who snicker
behind my back.
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or to my friends that aren't allowed to
be here, or to the great guy that I
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scared away because I am out of my mind.
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That's my new normal, Monica.
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I'm sorry. I really am.
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Sorry about Derek getting all up in your
kitchen like that. He's just jealous.
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Hey, can I buy you some soap to cheer
you up?
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Let's just get out of here, okay?
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Your bags.
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Open them.
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You didn't search the other guys? Well,
I had every reason to trust them.
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Come on, let's see.
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Oh.
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Well, well, well. What do we have here?
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I don't know how it got there.
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Right.
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You people always have a scam.
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Tell the police your sob story again, no
doubt.
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Phoebe, call security.
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Run, now.
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Just like a girl's heart, these
crotchless pennies have big holes.
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Gross. The film is rated NF.
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Not funny.
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Should have filmed Rachel's reaction.
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Now that's comedy.
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I knew that lady was racing.
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I was not going to stick around.
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And face the cost?
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I guess not.
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Look, FYI, Danny.
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You don't have to steal to impress me.
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You think I was going to steal? I don't
know. I barely know you. I'm not a
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thief, okay?
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Then why'd you run like one?
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I must have done it because I'm black.
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That's great. Oh, please. Do not play
the race card with me.
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I'm not doing anything with you.
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Where's your little girlfriend?
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She's not my girlfriend.
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She didn't like a widow gift?
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You put that in there?
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Just want to raise you to see what a
loser you are.
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Guess it worked.
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Did you think of what that racist
manager would do when she found it?
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Whoa, whoa, no, dude.
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It was just a joke.
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Really, it was just a joke.
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It's never a joke when a blackhead gets
caught with stuff in his bag.
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Man, you just don't get it.
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Dee?
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I finished.
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Thanks.
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How's the dog?
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Your dog?
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Well, he's a family dog now.
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Rufus Eggers and Snake really hit it
off.
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Cool.
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The dog needs a good home.
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Yeah.
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I guess I really need my family too.
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I'll see you around, Damien.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Eggers. Dave.
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He's got other books.
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You know, when a guy lends you his
favorite books, maybe it's because he
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you.
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Though I haven't wrecked this, you don't
think I'm crazy?
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No.
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Just crazy enough.
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Separating and recycling will save the
world.
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Hooray.
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God help us all.
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Fantastic!
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All right, who's next?
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Group Fuzzhead.
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Earth didn't really turn out.
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Surprise, surprise.
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Actually, I finished it last night.
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Get jealous when your best friend gets
the girl you like.
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Uh, Derek, how about for now we just
focus on the assignment?
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Uh, yeah, totally. Um, absolutely,
focus.
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Step two, try to get even with some
stupid prank.
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Sneak it into his bag.
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Step three, let your best friend take
the fall.
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It was a joke. It's never a joke when a
black kid gets caught with stuff in his
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bag. Man, you just don't get it.
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T, with these easy steps, you'll end up
with no project, no girl, and no best
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friend.
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Real touching.
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C -plus.
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Hey.
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I'm so sorry.
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For what? You invented racism?
368
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:49,770
No. You know, for coming in between you
and Danny like that.
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But... I'm Danny.
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Gotcha.
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Good one.
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Hey -o.
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Come on, dude.
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Looks like I got her back for you.
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That's not the point, man.
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You can't just sell me out to some
racist the second you get mad or
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I didn't even realize it can happen,
okay? I swear.
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So you were just being a jackass.
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Just gotta wake up and smell the
bigotry.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Come on, man. What more do you want?
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Here.
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Free shot. Come on.
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It's not good enough, man.
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