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So, I walk into the store and Jet is sitting there, smiling his big, dumb

like nothing happened.

Unbelievable. The service here is so weak, I'm ordering at the bar.

Hey, best friend, if you're not going to listen, can you at least get us more

calamari? Sure.

Can you spot me?

Excuse me.

Hello? What does it take to get some service around here? More than a $10

You think this is bad?

I'm doing a long distance thing with this guy in Spain.

Service there?

Chuck. You're making it work? What's your secret?

He flies me to Spain.

Ever been a cabaret night?

Somehow I've gone almost a whole year without making it to a Pride to You

What? Drag shows?

General Messiness is near scene?

No, I just...

Haven't had anyone to go with, I guess.

Ah, the straight queen girlfriend.

Hey. Can I get another round of shots from my table?

And, uh, whatever he's having.

Oh, uh, calamari.

I'm Marco.

Devin, listen.

You want to meet some new people, you should come tomorrow.

Leave the girl.

Maybe I will.

Hey, poly blend or cotton?

It's just hard, especially since Jesse's on Facebook now, too.

Elle, which one do you like? And I can see, like, every little thing he does.

you know that he's looking for random play?

Ellie, which shirt do you like better?

That one.

Are you okay?

My fashion consultant page is at work, as usual, and I just want to wear

something cool at a cabaret night.

We're going?

Ugh, why didn't you tell me?

I have nothing to wear.

Ellie, look.

I was hoping... I was hoping I could get out there. You know, by myself.

Oh.

Well, I guess Project Eric's officially a bust.

Maybe. I don't know. I could give him another shot, I guess.

This one?

$69 .50 cash?

Yep.

Oh, crap.

I thought I had it. I'm sorry.

That's okay.

You can pay me back.

Really? No, no, no, no. I feel terrible. No, I feel terrible.

I was so busy with my old boyfriend problems, I didn't even notice you were

trying to get some new ones.

Go. Have fun.

Look hot.

Thank you.

Are you stalking me from a distance?

I'm still technically not allowed on school property. Oh, hey, I found this

my suit pocket.

So funny. I was just about to post through the neighborhood with lip gloss

flyers. Yeah, yeah, okay. I came to see you. I'm busted.

So how's your dad?

Lukewarm about having an adult daughter.

Warming to theater school, provided I have no distractions, a .k .a. dating.

Well, do you want me to talk to him? Say what? Your daughter's debut was

incredibly profitable for me?

Yeah, about that.

Keep the money.

What? We had a deal. And what about the secret car repairs?

I'm just, I'm having too much fun with this.

All debts are off the table.

Wow.

Mr. S, nice car.

Looks like it's never, ever been in a fender bender.

She runs like a dream.

The secret, Jason, is in regular maintenance.

So bring it by the garage tomorrow.

I'll change the oil, rotate the tires, get it all ready for sprint. On the

house. Well, this is a smart boy.

I've tried to.

This is great.

Okay, Spanish boyfriend, champagne, you do not strike me as a campus bop type.

Hey, anything for a Pride TV fundraiser.

Someone's got to support them. I mean, plastic champagne flutes?

Come on. This round's mine.

What do I owe? Relax.

I got it.

Can we have our table cleared off, please? Yeah, sure thing.

Eric. Hi.

You work here?

Yeah. Since Monday, student loans have appeared in a hurry.

Here, let me help you.

Look, Eric, I'm sorry for last time when Ellie set us up.

So, we should catch up sometime.

That sounds good. What about tomorrow?

Uh, yeah, sounds great. Text me, okay?

Check out those shoes. Now that is a commitment to drag.

Bet you'd look good in five -inch heels.

Yeah, I'd finally be allowed to go on every ride at the amusement park.

Hey there.

You want to dance?

Uh... Me?

No.

But, thanks.

Not your type, huh?

I got a moratorium on cute blonde guys since my acting.

Two years ago, I lost to the littlest Turkish guy.

Hot, smart, rich.

I miss first class.

So, what?

You only date rich guys?

Someone's gotta put the both of us lifestyle.

Speaking of...

We're hitting tirades more.

You're kidding me. The club with the swimming pool? Don't you need a

to get into that place?

Yeah, so?

You coming?

I should probably go.

Early class.

But this round's on me.

Seven drama schools?

Get in now, win scholarship, show dad free money, win game.

Interesting approach.

It's almost like you've matured or something.

I've learned the secret.

Serve everything with a side of J.

I'm waiting for the punchline.

I'm serious.

He's very useful.

I know. He's a skeezy mechanic who only looks out for himself.

All I'm saying is it has its upsides.

One of them being that you can't keep your eyes off him.

That's... ridiculous, and beside the point in... So what?

I'd list all the reasons so what, but you're not listening to me. When are you

seeing him? After school, but only to pick up my dad's car.

On it. Mm -hmm.

And maybe something to eat.

Ow!

Do you know that your number still comes up as Billy McAlchuk?

Michael Chuck. Doc.

Phone's still in his name.

But we are like a zillion percent kaput.

Kind of thanks to you.

And Mrs. Cupid.

So, Eric, what do you do when you're not at the core?

Not much. Watch TV, dabble in Sudoku.

Oh, how?

All the boringness of a crossroad with the inconvenience of counting.

Well, I like it.

So, do you like jazz?

Eric, the guy from the Corps? I thought you said that guy was lame.

I gave him a second chance.

That's awesome.

How was it?

Lame.

He likes jazz.

So, jazz can be righteous?

Yeah, well, I'm meeting up with Devin at Pirate.

Any chance I could, you know, borrow a bit of cash?

Oh, yeah, I'll just put it on your tab along with the shirt.

No, don't look at me, bud. I'm broke.

And we are studying.

You should try it sometime if you can work it into your party schedule.

Hi. Can I get a little passive with your aggressive?

I thought you were okay with it.

What is so great about Devin?

Why is he so worth going broke over?

Because I just want to have fun, for one.

Is that so wrong?

Is using your old friends so you can live the high life with your new ones

wrong?

Hmm.

Tough call.

Wow, Jay, you've shown me a whole new world tonight.

See, two canned dimes for $2 .99.

And now you're walking me to my door. I can't help but feel suspicious.

Ah, beautiful and cynical.

Where I'm from, dates usually end with a kiss.

Where you're from, dates end in the back of a van.

Touche.

So, good night.

Manuela, your mother and I were worried, and now I can see why.

I guess I was wrong to trust this one.

Goodbye, Jason. Don't come here again.

Oh, wait, Dad.

Jay and I were just celebrating.

Celebrating? Celebrating what?

Well, we're engaged.

Hey, got it. I thought you were busy tonight.

I ditched him.

It's okay, he's with us.

Fifty.

I so don't have fifty dollars.

I guess there's no chance you want to come back to my place, watch DVDs?

If you want to play with the big boys, you're going to need big bucks.

What should I do? Rob a bank?

Money is the easy part, my girl.

If you ever think we're going to do quiet DVD nights at your play, you're

luck.

Why is this the first we've heard of this engagement?

Is there anything wrong?

Everything's fine, Mom. No need for a shotgun wedding.

Jay and I want to spend time together. I know that would be inappropriate if we

weren't serious.

Inappropriate, right.

I know how much our family respects the part of a relationship that grows while

a couple's engaged.

I'm sorry we got a little carried away.

I'm just so in love with Manuela.

You'll treat my daughter with respect.

Like a Maserati Grand Sport Spider V8.

There'll be no wedding plans until after university, understood?

Believe me, we won't.

We're going to have a long engagement, Daddy.

Eric, hi.

Marco, didn't think I'd ever see you again after yesterday.

Look, I know Ellie really wants you to click, but I think we're putting too

pressure on ourselves. Yeah, tell me about it. Listen, maybe we should just

on being friends first.

Well, do you think you can help a new friend get a job here?

A resume?

You obviously have no idea what a busboy does, do you?

I'm pretty sure it doesn't involve driving a bus.

I'll check with my boss.

You're saving my life here. And you do know we get paid every second Friday,

right?

I don't suppose you confront new friends from cash until then?

Ellie always said you had a great sense of humor.

These new friends of yours speak of

ashes and dust.

Where are they taking us? Feels like the end, but we're just beginning.

These new friends of yours won't show their faces to me.

They stand in shadows, but I can see they're always near.

And I have no time for them. Can we leave?

Genuine cubic zirconia. Fake diamonds for maximum believability.

Not in front of the school. This better be some kind of joke. The best.

The best kind. We have fun. We keep up the ruse.

You buy yourself some freedom.

I can go away to university next year without my parents worrying about the

factor. Your parents continue to adore me.

You get to do whatever you want. It's really about their peace of mind.

And what are you getting from all this?

The three things that I love the most.

A hot girl.

A big commitment.

And free food.

It's a win -win -win.

I am both attracted to you and very, very afraid.

Sounds about right.

Hey, I got your text.

This is nowhere near club tirade.

Nope. Which is good, because, Devin, I don't know how you do it. You're going

out every night, partying. I can't keep up.

Luckily, I'm going to help your cash flow issues.

What? You got some magical money tree lying around somewhere?

Here's a ride.

Hey.

You know how I feel about discretion.

Marco's cool.

Local politics will remain unscandalized.

Let's get in.

300 apiece? That works for us.

Evan, why we stopped?

Some kind of drug deal?

Relax.

Before he gives us a ride to the club, we give him a ride to paradise.

Go with it.

Hold up.

This is what you do? You have sex for money?

He's new to this.

You need cash.

You got 300 coming your way.

No need to be embarrassed.

This is awesome, Mom.

Yeah, Mom.

What, you soon?

I'm glad you're enjoying it.

Oh, a beautiful woman that I love and a weekly dose of culinary splendor.

God smiled on me.

Everyone, we have company.

Ah, Father Phil.

When you announced your engagement, I called the parish right away.

The wedding may be years away, but it's never too early for premarital

counseling.

I'd love to, but I'm not Catholic.

Not yet, dear.

come in last night? Yeah, I didn't want to wake you up.

So, how's Devin?

How much more in debt are you today?

There is no such thing as Devin, Belle.

Oh, did you run out of ways to mooch party money?

Did your sugar daddy finally dump your scrub ass?

Enough with the sarcasm, okay?

Devin.

Set me up with a client of his for money.

Ew.

Gross.

Whoa.

Wait. Did you?

I almost thought about it, though.

All for one night out.

What does that make me, Elle?

Confused?

But, fortunately not a prostitute.

What are you looking for?

I don't know.

Well, luckily, the vast majority of gay guys at school aren't like Devin.

Yeah, some of them are pretty cool.

Despite their positive attitude toward Jazz.

Oh, I will make you like Eric.

You know, it might not be so hard.

Eric got me an audition for the role of busboy at the campus club.

And my first paycheck directly to you. For that fancy, fancy shirt.

I just... I wanted to feel happy.

Confident.

Sexy.

You know?

Yeah.

Money can't buy those feelings, Marco.