Original subtitles

Yeah, and receipts in the bag.

Sales on all week, spread the word.

1637. You have 20 seconds to punch it in.

You got that, Marco?

Yeah, yeah, I got that, Pa. Thanks.

Getting robbed once was enough, you know. And the new signage looks great,

.R. Yeah.

Cash only, right?

Hey, you can't trust banks.

The service fees, low interest.

Talk about getting robbed.

Hey, me and Uncle Louie are going to play the ponies. You boys want to come

you close up?

Yeah. No, not tonight.

You know, sometimes you worry me, Marco.

This is life.

You got to live it.

Dude, come on. You've been Johnny Longface all week.

Oh, so it's been a week since Dylan left.

Because, you know, with constant phone tag and no email, it's like poof.

My boyfriend just disappeared off the face of the earth.

Last I heard, Sweden was still on it.

The last time, Spinner, Switzerland.

Whatever. Look, Dylan's got practice every day.

Road trips with the team, workouts with the team. Long hot showers with the

team.

Dude, you have an actively gay imagination.

Spin, do you have any idea how hard it is to go from always having somebody

there to being totally alone?

Look, when Dylan was here, nobody ever saw you. You two just... Play it house

-7. Don't hermit out with your laptop now that you've gone.

Ha ha, whatever, buddy. I just won 200 bucks.

Are you finished with your lecture?

Hey, Dylan.

In the middle of the night, your time.

Calling you, so call me back.

Love you. Bye.

Hey, Marco.

Finn? How's Fortress' watch design?

The alarm's armed and ready.

What's with the hush -hush?

Well, when Ellie gave me the green light to date her ex, I'd say she was just a

touch colorblind.

I heard that.

If Jesse calls... I'll be hiding in my room.

Ooh, fun times at the Del Rocky Michael Chuck Nash Tanaka Ochi abode, huh? Spin,

this is driving me nuts.

Dude, come on. You're coopered up inside. It's cold, wet winter yuck out

You need a change of scenery.

You know what, bud?

You're right.

You're right. What's the opposite of cold, wet winter yuck?

Hot, dry summer... yum?

Exactly. So, I'm thinking vacay. Me, you, Daytona Beach.

Daytona? Yeah.

I would have expected Sweden, Switzerland, to visit your Swister,

For what?

A long -distance relationship, Spin.

Emphasis on distance.

He's having fun. I just... I want to have mine.

Spring break, eh?

Yeah.

Potties on top of potties.

That, my friend, is yum.

What? Dude, every cent I had went into the store.

No, no.

Don't worry.

I have a plan.

Wait, this is your plan? Playing online poker?

Is that a better one?

Oh! Yes!

Yes, you fooled me! I win again!

Yes!

I'm reading Chekhov over here.

Sorry, Ellie.

Hey, man, guys, let's go to the club. Come on, it's on me.

Well, what about our trip money?

Oh, and more. It's what I do.

Oh, thanks, guys, for hanging out tonight. I needed this. Oh, no problem,

Me and Spink can study for our test next week.

Yo, gangsters, what's the hash?

Just celebrating Marco's big online poker score.

You must be quite the shark, Del Rossi.

Well, I used to play with my boyfriend.

Yes, you're gay.

Super.

If you want to make some real coin, me and the guys at work have a little

something going on.

Defying a little something.

Texas Hold 'em. 20 bucks gets you in the door, 100 bucks gets you in the game.

Our charity turkey dinner gave over 100 people a hot, tasty meal. And we're

organizing another event for the end of semester dance. So, suggestions, anyone?

Um, use glasses drive?

Great idea, Neckman.

Darkie, my mom's asking for you. It's actually kind of important.

I'd better not keep the boss lady waiting.

I lied. Oh, really?

Screw my mom's no girlfriend policy. I've been thinking about you all week.

Someone might see us.

It's the key to my heart.

Don't say where you got it. It can be our secret.

It's adorable, Peter.

Thanks.

Lots more closet space in my room.

Ellie, I know you had your eye on Dylan's room, but he gave it to me.

Well, we should have had a vote.

Not a big fan of democracy, hun.

Marco, tell her you don't mind if I take Dylan's room.

Don't let Princess always gets her way and bully you. Or manipulate you. She

a way with men.

You and Jesse broke up. Yeah, just.

Marco, tell her. Shut up.

I'm not going to referee your catfights about the room or Jesse or anything.

Just work it out yourself.

Get me out of here.

Okay, Monday Mind. Last week we started talking about online community

moderation. Any thoughts? Is it good, bad?

Censorship. It's about keeping the internet safe for everybody.

Yeah, well, who gets to decide what's safe and what's not, Kim? You?

I'm not surprised you'd say that. You only care about yourself.

Yeah, well, you only care about what people think about you. At least I have

conscience. At least I can think for myself.

Submit to peer pressure much? Guys. Submit to ugliness much?

Can you tell through all that eye fat?

Eye fat? That is so pathetic.

Seriously, enough.

Thank you.

Here, load our poker dreams on this.

And if we lose?

We won't. I know what I'm doing.

Dude, it's not money in the bank. Jay's friends are poker ninjas. Yeah, exactly.

That's what makes it fun. High risk, high reward.

Coming from you?

That's bonkers. Ben, you and Jimmy opened up a store, right?

Ellie hooked up with her boss. Even Flamel Page is starting over. And Dylan,

Dylan is off on his European hockey adventure.

What have I done?

Kept your mark, though.

Oh, wow.

Whoop -de -doo.

I'm mashed potatoes, man.

I'm boring.

And I'm bored. And I just, I need a rush.

Come on.

How'd you get in here?

I'll tell you a secret. It's never locked.

Oh, next time we're fake fighting, can you tone down the you're ugly stuff?

You said I have eye fat. That's all I could think of. Your eyes are beautiful.

And you're not ugly, stupid.

Peter Stone!

I wonder if your mom would like to hear about this.

Cold.

Ah, me too.

Can't lose what you don't put in, right?

Yeah, you can't win much either.

Raise a hundred.

Alright,

let's double it.

Aggressive.

I'm in.

I'm all in.

You with me?

Well, if you can't spot the sucker, you are the sucker.

The question is, what's the tell?

When you figure it out, you let me know.

Oh, you were stuck.

You got the...

Money for nothing.

Hey, this is how it works. We get a chance to win it back. Tomorrow.

All right? If you want to keep giving me your money, I'm going to gladly keep

taking it.

Daytona.

Oh, uh, hello?

Marco left a message. Some urgent need to rage.

Oh, there's been raging.

Fun Patrol's here. No catfighting tonight, ladies, promise?

Yeah, fine.

What is up?

I am, babe. Tonight I am so wired.

He pretty well bankrupted these hardcore poker dudes. I had them eating out of

my hand.

Look at you, Mr. High Roller. Next stop, the Matador. Come on, let's move. Whoa,

whoa, whoa. The After Hours Club? I can't. I have an essay.

Ellie, Ellie, you can't find love in an essay. You gotta live.

No, I gotta test.

Come on, by the way.

Ben! We're rich.

We're celebrating. I'm happy. What's the problem here?

You, dude, you're being an ass.

Finn, this is the first time I've had fun in ages. And it's all thanks to my

triple P.

Perfect poker partner.

Come on, man. Let's just roll with it. That's how much money we can make.

Please.

Rolled again.

Surprise.

What is it, 50?

Shark boy?

Funny thing about poker.

You know, nobody remembers how you built your fortune, just how you lost it.

Well, we're making memories tonight, right, Bob?

Call.

I think I'm gonna go on another 50.

Marco.

I'm all in. Toot.

It's everything.

Yeah, not this time, bluffmeister. I'll see you.

Let's have him.

You are toast, shark boy.

Yes.

Okay, fine, fine. I, um, I just, I need a loan to buy back in, and I'll win it

back, okay?

Yeah, how much?

Um, what the hell is going on?

Hey, Tony, you want in? Don't get smart.

You guys want to keep your jobs, this ends now.

Everybody out.

Look, everybody goes bust, okay? My luck will turn. Just trust me.

Trust you?

Marco, you just lost $1 ,100.

Kiss it goodbye.

I did.

What? What about our trip?

Man, the hotties. Dude, it's over.

Go home, watch TV with your dad. Maybe he can talk some sense into you.

You just gotta stop.

Hey, Pop.

Hey, son.

Can't stay away from your mom's cooking, eh?

How'd you and Uncle Louie do at the track?

We had fun.

Did you guys win any money?

We had fun, Marco. Why?

No, no. Just making conversation.

Yeah?

Well, you know what goes good with that?

Some of your mom's homemade cannelloni. She put some in the freezer before she

went to bingo.

That's it.

Emailing your boyfriend?

Very funny, Kim.

I'm just kidding.

Also had to work on our drama project after school.

Oh, um, I have a grandma's birthday thing. Can we reschedule?

Fine. That's the last time I cancel major ads for you.

Anyone see you?

No, not that this is a perfect hiding place. How sneaky did you have to be?

Thars, I'm sorry it has to be like this.

Sneaking around, lying.

What we're doing isn't really bad.

It's kind of fun.

You're fun.

And so are you.

Darcy? Kim?

Wish your grandma a happy birthday for me.

Sugar.

I win this, man.

I'll buy everyone a t -shirt.

I must say, Mr.

Del Rossi, you have some nice digs here. No girlfriends, no grease monkey

bosses. Could be a regular gig, huh? Yeah, right.

If anybody finds out we're using this store, I'm dead.

Call.

Raise a hundred.

There's no way you got the straight flush, Bluffmeister. Well, the beautiful

thing is there's no such thing as a locked hand.

So, Jake, you in or you out?

I'm in, boss.

What's going on?

We've got to break an enter call.

No, no, no, no. Must be some mistake. I work here.

No, just let me finish this hand. Game's over, fellas.

What? Are you kidding me? Don't you guys have some kind of murder you could be

solving? You're under arrest for trespassing.

What are you doing?

Maybe if you answered your phone or told my messages.

Kim tattled to my mom.

Kim should mind her own beeswax.

There's nothing wrong with us being together.

No, we're not going to be together.

My parents are talking about sending me to boarding school.

What? She can't. She also said, if you know what's good for you.

You keep your distance.

Your mom can't keep us apart, Peter.

Do you believe that love conquers all?

I don't think it's going to be enough.

There's always something in our way.

I'll be at our sacred place tomorrow.

Prove to me that you're not the type to give up.

For goodness sake, God, tell her that I... What is going on here, Marco?

Dude, I pressed the alarm code. It didn't even go off.

It's a silent alarm, idiot.

Is this a friend of yours?

He's a part -time employee.

With permission to be here?

No.

I'm going to have to take him in.

Come on.

Sending me away.

I have nothing to lose except you.

Peter.

You've got me.

Ellie let me in.

Uncle Louie talked to his cop buddy at 54.

You had trouble at the store?

Yeah, I was hoping you wouldn't find out about that.

Yeah, well...

Uncle Louie mentioned a poker game.

The police confiscated the money.

So, I have a bunch of mechanics for enemies now, but... Spinner dropped the

trespassing charges. It's fine.

I guess you're lucky.

So, do you know anything about the $600 I'm missing?

Uh... I was in the hole, Dad.

Marco, how could you? I needed it.

Come on, you know how it is. You gamble every weekend.

Marco, you stole from family.

Are you in trouble or something, Marco? Is there something you're not telling

me? No, I... Dylan, Dad.

Well, how's Dylan the problem, Marco?

I feel empty without him, Dad.

What?

He's my boyfriend.

Do you think I'm stupid?

No, of course not.

You abused your friends and your family because playing cards was more

important. Now, no matter what Dylan is to you, he's not a part of this, and you

know that.

I'm done.

I'm done with it, okay?

Promise.

I understand if you hate me for it.

Marco.

You're my son.

I'm going to watch you.

Go to school.

And if you have any honor, you'll come and see me at the shop.

To work off what you stole.

People leave, Marco.

You have to live your own life.