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You call that a kiss?
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I can feel your mom's eyes watching us
from inside the house.
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Yeah, and Claire's probably hiding in
the bushes videotaping for evidence.
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No, no, no, no. That would be wrong.
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And you and your sister never do
anything wrong. You're like regular
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And Claire is a saint.
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I'm not.
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I can be bad sometimes, too.
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Don't judge a book by its cover.
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Why are you so addicted to writing a
dumb blog no one reads?
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I'm not addicted, and people do read it.
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There's a whole online community of
people who are 100 billion times less
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annoying than you are. Good you got
friends somewhere, even if they are
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invisible.
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The new uniform would be a darker blue
than the panther blue we have now.
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That's okay. I hate panther blue.
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Us too.
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And they come in ultra -fashionable,
modern, athletic, crop -top style.
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Crop -top? Come on, we're not flashing
our apps the entire school.
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Okay, forget about the crop -tops. How
about at least getting us some new short
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shorts?
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Those short shorts are a little too
short.
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They have way too much leg. The Lakers
squad wears them.
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And Darcy, they'd be so much easier to
move around in. Which we'll need. For
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athletic routines that Manny worked out
to get us through the regionals.
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Then change the routine.
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Look, we can't even afford to get a new
uniform, so can we just drop it?
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Besides, I have my own answer to getting
us into regionals.
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Boys, not that I have anything against
that answer generally, but pardon?
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More lifts, more throws.
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I thought of it yesterday when I was
watching some pro style on TV.
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So, you just decided.
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Without talking to the choreographer?
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That's why I love being captain.
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Is it possible that I'm actually missing
Paige Michaelchuk?
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Good morning, Emma. Nothing about you is
good, and don't talk to me.
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Off to class, Peter Michael.
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Please focus on your studies instead of
girls.
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Emma's more than just a girl.
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I said off to class.
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Hi, this is Toby Isaac with your morning
announcement.
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We want to remind all students about the
upcoming... Hi, Liberty.
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That's how many pieces of gum I have in
my mouth.
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Hey, I'm trying to watch the
announcement.
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Local TV station CQJH is looking for a
PJ to host their kids' programming.
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Auditions should be held today at noon.
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Successful candidates are... Me!
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Successful candidates are me!
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I'll get my old job back!
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The children need me, Liberty.
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Mature, JT.
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Really mature.
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And now, an announcement from Darcy
Edwards, captain of your spirit squad.
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Did you know George W. Bush used to be a
cheerleader? So why not you, too? Your
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squad needs new shoulders to lean on.
Broad shoulders.
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That's right, guys. It's your turn to
show some school spirit.
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Good announcement.
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Thanks.
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What do you have against short shorts?
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Don't you think Spirit Squad has an
image to maintain, a we're not dirty
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image? Shorts aren't dirty.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you
wearing shorts in your My Room page?
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They show, like, this much more thigh.
So you have good thighs.
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Anyone who goes to your My Room page
would know.
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Can you stay out of this?
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I'm just saying, your blog is good.
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Those quizzes you do are fun.
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It's hard drive maintenance day. Can you
stand the excitement? I can't.
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And then she gave me that liberty look,
that look that says, you're so immature
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and pathetic that I can't even find the
words to describe it. You mean that look
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that says, my passion for you burns
bright, JT? It's an eternal flame of
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loveness? Tobes, stop it. You're making
me ill. Look, it's not just you, JT.
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It's her.
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You never stop talking about her.
You're, like, obsessed.
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Tobes, obsessing over liberty would be
like obsessing over lint or oatmeal.
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Oh, my God, that's it.
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You're PJ JT. My kid loves you.
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You have a kid? Her name's Isabella.
She's your biggest fan, and she won't
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let me turn off the TV when they're
rerunning you.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Remind me to get your autograph for her.
I think you're her first crush.
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That is not oatmeal.
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That is a homemade meatball sub with
extra cheese and spicy sauce.
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Tell Mr. Perino that I caught bird flu.
I got an audition to go to.
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So that's... Your great idea.
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Turning through quad into door quad
central. Somehow it looked a bit
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in my head.
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Sorry I'm late.
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This whole boy idea is officially dead.
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They're all going home.
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Home! Go!
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Boy! Peter might actually be okay with
this.
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Okay is not a Peter word. Try, um,
psycho.
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Serial, killery, uh, satanic in your
language.
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Right here, Manny. You have ears, you
know.
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So it's just a soul you're missing?
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Um, where's the part where I get to grab
Manny's inner thighs?
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As if I'm letting you pick me up. I've
seen more graceful camels.
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Maybe, but I got twice the hump.
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Yeah!
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Okay, guys, let's get these tryouts
started. Um, I want to start with some
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lifts, because wimps, lift weights, and
cheerleaders lift people.
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Amen, sister.
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Ten to five.
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Yeah, amen.
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Peter, you can help me demonstrate.
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Do you mind spotting? Sure.
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Stand behind me here. I'll stand here.
Grab my waist.
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I'll hold your wrist. I'm going to
count. Ready?
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One, two, down, up.
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Perfect. Right, Manny?
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I feel regional.
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Dorothy, hey.
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I have a boyfriend now.
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Oh, it's not like that.
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I just wanted to thank you for that.
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Whatever. I just believe that sometimes
people deserve forgiveness.
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Do you really want to be a cheerleader?
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Peter Michael, two minutes, okay?
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Great, Mom.
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I'm stuck in this house rest thing, but
if I join a club... You get an excuse to
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stay out longer.
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I get it. I've been warned about you.
I'm bored, okay?
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I'm getting A's in everything.
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I've read the blog of every boring kid
in this entire boring school.
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Including my boring blog?
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No, I actually liked yours.
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You're not who I thought you were.
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What does that mean?
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You're cooler than I thought.
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You're smart and funny.
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You look pretty cute in shorts.
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Good night, Ms.
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Hathalacos. I think Peter's ready to go
home now.
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Thanks, Darcy. Good night.
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I'm going to link you up to my blog, all
right? I know a lot of people.
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Come on.
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Time to go home.
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And that's it for today.
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So remember, imagine all week long.
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And don't eat the glue.
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Bye -bye.
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So, am I fired for cutting my finger
with the safety scissors or what?
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You covered well. Now can you tell us
why you want your old job back?
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Well, it's for the chicks.
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Very funny, JT. But seriously.
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Well, respect, I guess.
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Yeah. I know it sounds wacko, but making
art and crafts and wearing dress
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-up costumes, it helps me gain it.
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I feel respected.
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Like.
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Well then, prepare for respect.
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See you tomorrow, babe.
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That's it?
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Okay, what did I forget?
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Enjoy your dinner.
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Remember to pray. What?
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You don't want to kiss me more?
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I make out with you too much. I'm a
horned dog. I don't make out with you
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I'm in trouble. How can I win?
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It's not about winning. It's about
respecting each other's needs.
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I do respect you, Darth. That's what all
this is about.
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Respect, abstinence, chastity, being...
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Good. Don't you get tired of being good?
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What are you saying, Darcy?
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What do you want me to do? Just tell me.
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I can't.
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Because I don't know.
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I just... I need more... something.
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Forget it.
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Okay? Can we just forget it?
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All right. It's forgotten.
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Is your bra still going up? It's exactly
where it should be.
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Your email sound keeps going.
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Mom said
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she needs help with dinner. Go. What?
Go.
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Go?
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What's the story, Morning Glory?
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The story is, you're cute.
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I have something for you.
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Thank you.
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I made it out of this leather jacket I
used to wear when I was a kid.
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I'm so lucky I have that.
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It's like I made you pretty popular.
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In the online world, anyway.
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I linked your blog up to my website.
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Sent a lot of my friends your way.
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Who's that Adams guy? Is he a friend of
yours?
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Yeah, we're tight.
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Really? So what's he like?
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I mean, what does he look like?
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I know where this is going.
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No, you don't. And don't be a creep.
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Adams is cool.
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He's an old bud from private school.
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His dad's super rich. He plays soccer.
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Girls say he's cute.
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Definitely a big fan of yours right now.
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All right, folks.
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Pop quiz on motherboards. Let's face it.
Who doesn't love a good motherboard?
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Huntsman hips. Ready? One, two, three.
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Okay,
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um, fry the lips against spaghetti arms
and don't tickle him this time. I want
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to lift a lady.
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Well, none of them want to come near
you, which I don't think has been her
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favorite for the whole make the team
thing.
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Have you seen this?
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He did research. He practiced.
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Yes, better than half the girls on the
team. Right.
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Guy might be twisted up, but he also
might be our ticket to the regionals.
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Yeah, he's full of surprises.
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Well,
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see, look at that. Look at that.
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PJJT. Oh, hi.
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Did anyone ever tell you that's a lot of
letters for one little guy?
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Little?
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What did you hear?
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You know what? Forget it.
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I got my job back.
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Congrats. Oh, thanks.
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Yeah,
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you should come to the show.
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I wouldn't want to get in the way. Oh,
no, it's impossible.
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Just come to a taping with your
daughter.
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Are you serious?
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She'd love that.
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Yeah, come tonight. It's the premiere.
It's going to be like ten times the
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excitement. The caterers heat the coffee
to lukewarm instead of tepid. Really.
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Oh, Isabella would definitely love that.
We'll be there for sure.
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That was great today, Peter.
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Yeah, I guess I was born for cheer
squad.
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Right, Maddie?
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Just because you help with equipment and
you cheer circles around those other
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losers doesn't mean I suddenly think
you're Mother Teresa.
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I'm not Mother Teresa. Darcy is.
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I am nobody's mama, thank you. Adam says
you're a hot mama.
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Hmm, who's Adam?
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This guy who got her to post some sexy
shots online.
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Yeah, right. Darcy's idea of a sexy hot
mama.
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Hey, some guys like a hot mama.
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That is not funny.
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I wear rosary thong under my habit.
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Ew!
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Cameras, I don't think so.
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There is a big policy against you in
photos. Come on, it's for posterity.
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Hey, I want revenge.
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Give it to me.
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Oh, that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, just like
that. Oh.
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Okay, okay.
250
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Okay, yeah,
251
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what about that?
252
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Remember, I'm going to keep your hands
off me.
253
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:07,160
Remember, you know... Is that... Not a
chance. Okay.
254
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,740
Rinse them off for me.
255
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:40,150
Oh, sugar.
256
00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,650
No, man. He left like an hour ago.
257
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:53,290
Okay, well, I ended up in that kind of
mood. There's more where that came from.
258
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:56,370
But I can't stay out long. I've got a
lot of emails waiting for me.
259
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And that's all for today. So remember,
be bigger than you are and don't eat
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orange pie.
261
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Vienna, I'm going to get you.
262
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Oh, thank you.
263
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Good job.
264
00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:27,040
High five on that one.
265
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,319
All right.
266
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:33,400
Hey, so how'd it look?
267
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,300
She thinks you're a comic genius.
268
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,480
Well, somebody has to.
269
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,300
So, do you want to get something to eat?
270
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,420
Who, me?
271
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,680
Yeah, you.
272
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:53,280
Maybe, um, Cheezies, Taco Chips, Orange
Pop.
273
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:05,400
Uh... Well, I, uh... Oh,
274
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,060
it's okay. Um, never mind.
275
00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:10,720
It's past balance bedtime anyway.
276
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,480
Bye. No, no, no, that's not... Wait!
277
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,790
So hard. Emke and Dana see what I was
doing.
278
00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:29,870
Did she see? No, but thanks for making
the page password detected.
279
00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:31,670
Page better stay private.
280
00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:34,150
Um, yeah, about that.
281
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:36,230
Who'd you share the password with?
282
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,190
Tell me it's not someone I know. No, no,
no, it's an online friend.
283
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,690
Someone who happens to have a lot of
money.
284
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,450
His name's Adams, and he loves him some
Darcy.
285
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,270
He sent me a thank you gift last night.
286
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:51,030
200 bucks by email.
287
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:54,250
200? I thought we'd get 20 at most.
288
00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:57,970
An online admirer paying for photos.
That's not creepy at all.
289
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,510
So, how was the big premiere?
290
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:11,190
Uh, it was okay.
291
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,870
JT, um, I was thinking the other day...
Hi.
292
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,050
Sorry to interrupt. Could I, uh, speak
to JT?
293
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,010
Of course. Speak away.
294
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,980
Look, I have a kid, and I know it freaks
you guys out, and I just want to let
295
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:29,200
you know I get it.
296
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,840
No, you don't get it, okay? I love kids.
297
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,840
Yeah, guys always say that.
298
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,640
No, I mean it.
299
00:19:35,980 --> 00:19:37,680
You've got to trust me on this one, Mia,
okay?
300
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:39,620
I do love kids.
301
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,680
So it's just me you don't like?
302
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,060
Kind of blew me off.
303
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:46,779
I know.
304
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:47,780
I'm sorry.
305
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,940
I don't know what's wrong with me.
306
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,240
I guess orange pie impairs your
thinking.
307
00:19:55,460 --> 00:20:00,140
Well, listen, how about I take you and
Bella out for ice cream?
308
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:01,920
Maybe tonight?
309
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,380
We'd love that. I'd love that.
310
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:05,960
Okay.
311
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,840
Ta -da!
312
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:18,040
Okay, you guys can go have a soda.
313
00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,020
For a nice, cool class of talent.
314
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New uniform.
315
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:28,590
Give me an H. Give me an O -R -T.
316
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:33,530
Maddie, look at these. Holy hot tactic.
This is exactly what we wanted.
317
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,810
Paige always promised us new uniforms,
but never came through.
318
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:41,090
These are way too short.
319
00:20:41,770 --> 00:20:44,170
Problems with his bikini line. I'm
telling him to get a Brazilian.
320
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:45,490
For girls, losers.
321
00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:47,650
These must have cost a fortune.
322
00:20:48,370 --> 00:20:51,110
Yeah, well, I've been selling chocolate
bars door to door.
323
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:52,890
Amazing the support from the community.
324
00:20:56,940 --> 00:21:00,940
By selling chocolate bars, do you mean
posting sexy photos on the web? For
325
00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:04,040
Sexy. Or just silly. Whatever.
326
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:09,240
What happens if Principal H sees them,
or Simpson, or Toby, or the ginger?
327
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,780
They won't. Nobody will.
328
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,420
Photos are on a secret page.
329
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:13,940
Oh, so comforting.
330
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,300
Minnie, you should be happy. You wanted
new uniforms, and now you've got them.
331
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,320
And think what else we can get.
332
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:23,560
I say we do another photo shoot today.
333
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,640
Papa needs a new pair of shoes.
334
00:21:26,260 --> 00:21:29,010
Yep. Papa needs a life, and I need to go
home.
335
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:31,390
This is over, guys. Over.
336
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:32,890
Over.
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