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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) I'm not a religious man, but today I

had a Mormon come to my door.

Now, I really wouldn't care about my eternal

soul, but this Mormon was hot.

I mean, she was gorgeous.

And I pretty much know that she's not

going to go for a heathen like me.

That was Snowball's chance in hell.

But Specs Appeal, how can you get a

sinner to hook up with a saint?

I'm so glad you came to my door.

Loving Jesus is so neat.

It's so rewarding.

It's like praying with your friends and your

family.

Really?

Well, you know, I wouldn't mind worshipping you.

Oh, I'm not into premarital sex.

You're a horrible person.

I know I'm a horrible person.

I just can't control myself sometimes.

You know, I mean, maybe with your help.

And Jesus.

Yeah, maybe with your help and Jesus' help,

maybe you could make me a better person.

Maybe.

I want to change.

I don't like waking up and looking in

the mirror.

That's wonderful.

Thank you, Huggme.

Ow!

What's wrong?

Oh, that hurt.

I think the devil heard our conversation.

I think we need to get the devil

out.

We should get the devil out.

Maybe we should.

Yeah, you got to use your Holy Spirit.

Get the devil out.

Ow, it hurts so bad.

Let the Holy Spirit out.

Let the Holy Spirit out.

Just let it flow freely.

Like the rock that Moses tapped when the

Israelites were in the desert and thirsty.

Jesus.

Love Jesus!

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

Get the devil out.

Jesus Christ is my Savior.

Hurry, hurry.

Ow, ow.

Oh, yeah.

Use your Spirit.

Blow the devil away.

Blow the devil away.

Yeah, that's it.

That's it.

Oh, you're making it really hard for him

to get.

Oh, geez.

Geez.

Oh.

Oh, you're doing such a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Oh, goodness.

Oh.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh.

Oh, that's deeper.

I want to feel your Spirit.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

That's good.

That is so.

Oh, God.

I'm letting my Spirit out, too.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's great.

You're doing great.

You're saving me.

Oh.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yes.

That's it.

Oh.

Oh.

Let's see what we got here.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that is definitely, definitely something I want

to worship.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, God, your lips are soft as a

honeysuckle in the desert.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god, look at that.

Oh my god, oh, that's a beautiful ass.

Oh my god, that tastes so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

That's it, that's it.

Oh yeah, that's it.

Oh that's it, good.

That's it, oh yeah.

That's it, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Oh fuck.

That's it, that's it, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's it, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There you go, oh yeah.

Oh that was fucking good.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god, that fucking tastes unbelievable.

Oh, oh jeopardy husband.

God damn.

Yeah, yeah, yes.

That's it.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

That's a fucking sweet little ass.

Oh my god, that's good, thank you, get

right there, oh my god, oh my god,

oh my god, oh my

god,

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god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

my god, oh my god, oh my god,

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my god, oh my god, oh my god,

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god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

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god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

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god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

my god, oh my god,

oh

my

god, oh my god, oh my god, oh

my god, oh my god, oh my god,

oh my god, oh my god, oh my

god oh my god oh my

god yes I'll keep going oh my

god yes I'll keep

going oh

my god ah yes sir deep deep

deep deep baby deep oh my god oh

take off the glasses that's That's it.

That's it.

Oh, good girl.

Oh, God.

Oh, baby.

Oh, un-fucking-believable.

Oh, my God, so good.

So good.

Oh, my God.

Thanks, Bexaville.