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hi mom

hi sweetie

I'm just checking to make sure

you're still planning

on coming up for your father's birthday

this weekend

yeah about that

don't you dare

my car crapped out on me and it's in the shop

so I don't think I'm gonna get it in time

Briana please don't do this

you've cancelled the last three times

you were supposed to come visit mom

if I don't have a car I can't come

I swear there is always something with you

look you're making money

just rent a car for the weekend

I just saw an ad on TV

that they drop it right off at your front door for you

my repair Bill is gonna be big enough

and works been slow this month

fine then I'll pay for it

you don't have to do that

I don't wanna hear any more excuses

I told you about this weeks ago

it's his 50th birthday and he wants you there

yeah did he say that

you're his daughter of course he wants you there

I don't even think he likes me

don't be silly he loves you

this hasn't been easy for him

you know he's trying his best to accept it

he's just not as woke as your mom

oh my God

what isn't that the new word for it

I gotta go but you're coming right

let me see what I can do

just promise me you'll be there fine

Brianna

fine I'll be there OK

I love you love you too

hey what's up

hey what are you up to this weekend

are you working cause if not

I have a huge favor uh

well I have a booking for a blow bang thing on Saturday

but you know nothing's confirmed yet

what's it pay

oh 100 bucks

what was that what nothing

that was the sound of toilet paper

oh my God are you taking a shit while you talk to me

what no

you're so gross I am not shitting

whatever

anyways I need a driver

I gotta go to my folks

it's my dad's birthday and my car pooped out on me

I mean I could run a car

but I don't want to do the drive alone

ugh

come on Trev

I'll give you the hundred bucks and gas money and food

and my mom's a badass cook

okay um

yeah I'll do it haha

taking me home to meet the parents alright

don't be creepy

10:00am my place I'll text you the address

okay

every single girl on porn has a guy

he's the one they get to do shit for them

they rode at dance gigs drive them around

move stuff dog sit

bring them food find them weed whatever

dangle the carrot of someday being their girlfriend

to get them to do what they want

other times

they keep it simple and just pay for their time

good morning morning

sometimes they're in the biz

usually struggling wanna be talent or crew

sometimes they're more porn adjacent

like a friend of a friend that you can trust

ready road trip

and Trevor here was my guy

p a part extra

part gangbang guy

but I always knew

I could count on him to be there when I needed him

and today was no different

hello there hi mom

so good to have you home thank you

who's your friend this is Trevor

he was nice enough to drive me down today

um I was telling him what an amazing cook you were

so we're both starving well

it's nice to meet you Trevor

oh it's nice to meet you too

oh God okay

oh I'm a hugger wonderful

well come on in

dinner's almost ready thank you mom

I'm glad you can make it out

it's always nice to have you home

I wouldn't have missed it

besides you're getting up there now

who knows how many birthdays you got left

I see you haven't lost your sense of humor

maybe you can try stand up comedy

that's my plan B

so Trevor

how do you know my daughter

oh we work together

not to no

um not together

in the same business

oh so you're a pornstar too

dad

and really I do

I do a bunch of different things

some acting but also I

you know

I do PA work or really anything that pays the bills

oh

acting huh

don't do this some acting

you know just trying to build up a name for myself

get out there I'm not as good as Brianna

oh she's really good

is she

I'm sorry did I say something wrong

stop talking

no Trevor

by all means tell us all about my daughter's acting

tell us all about how she can recite Shakespeare

while some guy drills her from behind

and another dick in her mouth

for fuck's sake

what's going on out here

he couldn't even wait till dinner

started to fuck with me I

I told you this wasn't going to work

oh you told her huh

yeah I did

I told her

you couldn't resist to starting all this shit

and that you hate me so goddamn much

what you you don't wanna be here

no then go fine

I will no Brianna

please

me what about him

OK both of you need to stop right now OK

Paul

um

Trevor

can I have a moment alone with my daughter

yeah please

sit

I'm sorry

okay I just

I just don't know how to handle this

okay

you really have no idea what it's like to go into work

not knowing who in the office has seen

one of your movies the night before

you really you have you

you just don't know what it's like

to not know who has seen your

your your daughter naked to see her having sex

do you think that these people at your work are just

looking at you thinking oh

that poor man his daughter's such a whore

they're not

if they've seen me have sex

then it's because they bought one of my movies

or subscribed to some sort of site or something

and I don't give a fuck what they think

I give a fuck what you think dad

so what do you think

do you think your daughter's a whore

answer me yes

yes I do

well I got news for you

you're the one who made me this way

this is my fault yeah

like I got you into porn that's ridiculous

when I was younger

I watched you just leave me and mom at home

while you went out doing who knows what

with who knows you and don't you try to deny it either

because I followed you some nights

yeah I did

and you loved anything in a short skirt

you loved whores didn't you

can't get enough of them

you spend all your money on these other women

but then you come home to me and mom

and what do you have for us

you don't have money for a nice dinner

or movies or new shoes

because you said my old ones are just fine

that's a lie

you keep telling yourself that you never went without

that's bullshit and you know it

oh I don't know how I'm done with you all these years

the moment I could get away from you

I did and it's porn that helped me do that

you don't even get it do you

all I wanted was your attention and your in your love

but you didn't want to give that to me

did you

you wanted to give it to all those other women

so that's when I figured it out

being a whore is what gets you attention

and it works

you didn't give me the attention

but everyone else sure did

so yeah

I do blame this on you

you made me the whore that I am today

and now you have to live with it

yeah fucking run dad

fucking take your present

fuck you dad

go have fun with your fucking whore

happy fucking birthday

I am so sorry

I

I wasn't expecting that we uh I

I don't think we should be doing this

oh God

I'm so sorry I shouldn't have done that

I'm that's

I'm so embarrassed no

no really it's it's

it's okay emotions were very high you just

uh huh

oh my God what's the matter

don't you want me yes

yes of

of course of course

what what if Rihanna comes back in

oh my God

wait are you guys dating

no

have you had sex with her

no we're just we're just friends

I guess none of that makes us any better

this is pretty fucked up huh

on a scale of 1 to 10 it's like it's a solid nine

huh

I'm I'm good if

you are though yeah I'm okay

you know take advantage of you in any way

oh my God

stop talking fuck me

oh oh my shit

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh ah

oh my God

no

oh my Jesus Christ

no

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

yes yes

oh oh

my God yes please please

please please please

oh oh

oh oh

holy shit oh

my God oh my God

yes yes yes

holy shit oh my God

oh hi Trevor

oh my God

so nice

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

Jesus fucking

oh

oh

oh

oh my God

holy shit

oh

wow right

oh my God

fucking hard oh yes

I love it oh

my God

yes

oh

right there right there

oh my God

I love you

oh my God yes yes

oh my God

oh my God please

please please

oh dear

holy shit oh my God

oh my God

oh shit wait

oh my God

oh my God

right there right there

oh my God yes yes

yes yes

yes yes

oh my goodness

uh huh oh

yes

so deeply yes please

oh no

oh God coming

coming yes

oh oh

oh oh fuck you

no

wow oh

my God that's amazing

oh yes

don't stop please

don't stop please

please please

oh oh

my God

holy shit oh

wow

yes yeah

oh my God

oh my God

fuck yes

haha

thank you oh my hands

oh my God

yes fuck fuck

ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

no shit

oh my fucking God

oh my God oh my God

oh wow look at that

oh my God yes oh my God oh my God oh my

God oh my God oh my God oh things are happening

oh my

God yes yes

oh my God oh my God oh

yes

oh my God you enjoy go crazy yes that works that works

oh

yes

oh my God

oh this is it

tut tut tut tut

oh you

oh

wow

oh my God

oh my

God

oh

oh oh my God oh my God

yeah oh fuck

yes yes

oh oh my God

turn me this way

yeah

ha ha ha

she's clutching it oh oh

oh no no

oh God yes

oh my

oh my God right there yes yes

going going going going

oh oh oh oh oh holy shit hmm oh oh

holy fuck

oh fuck

yes

oh

oh oh oh

holy shit that is

oh my God oh oh oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh fuck me yes yes yes yes

oh my God

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

yes yes

yes yes

yes yes yes

oh my God I'm gonna go

oh

hey

uh hey

so did you just fuck my mom

and before you lie to me

half the neighborhood heard it

will you be mad if I say yes

nah

she probably needed it

yeah I I fucked your mom

you are such a fucking asshole

what seriously

it was her fault she made me do it

yeah right

you are not getting that hundred dollars

I promise you we're even now

oh come on

that's not fair I provided the service and she liked it

Ew you are so fucking gross

I'm I'm gonna go say goodbye

we probably should not be here when he gets back

should I go say goodbye too

no go to the car

I'll get the bags

Ma we're leaving

come say goodbye are you sure I should go

is everything OK

yeah but we're probably gonna head out

because

we probably shouldn't be here when he gets back

look I'm really sorry about all of this

you were right

it's nothing I mean

I knew it was gonna happen

but you can't say I didn't try

no look

I mean I'm sorry about everything

I'm really sorry sweetie

mom you don't have to apologize

you tried your best and that's all I can ask for

take care of yourself okay

you too

I love you I love you too

thank you

hi

and hey I'm really proud of you

thank you mom

oh and tell Trevor I said goodbye